First time here. The service was excellent and ambiance inviting. Comfortable seating and great lighting. Hubby ordered the pastrami burger with a potato pancake. This was big enough for us both to share. I also received a side of applesauce. The pastrami was cooked perfectly! The potato pancake huge! There is a bowl of white pickles and a bowl of cold slaw, complimentary already on the table! Upon leaving there's a assortment of desserts and deli items for takeout. read more

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I ordered a pastrami sandwich. It was cold. The waitress refused to warm it up, claiming that if she did--it would cause problems. The sandwich hardly had any meat--real small portion. I told the waitress and so she took it away and weighed it. Then she brought it back, with most of the meat missing. She gave me the bill and removed the remainder of my sandwich off the table!! Terrible experience. Terrible restaurant. read more

Noah's Ark - And you call this a $25 pastrami sandwich?!! - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

If you want a delicious, plentiful deli sandwich, then DON'T waste your time or money at Noah's Ark. This is what you'll get! See picture. Skinny, cold sandwich and very poor customer service. read more

Noah's Ark - Skinny, cold pastrami sandwich at Noah's Ark in Teaneck, NJ - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

If your looking for a great kosher deli, you need to check out this place. Their pastrami is so fatty and delicious it melts in your mouth! The prices can get high but you are definitely paying for the high quality meats read more

Noah's Ark - pastrami sandwhich - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

I know times are tough but the "hot" corned beef and hot pastrami could have been way hotter (temperature) and the service could have been more attentive, but haven't had a hot (well) warm corned beef in sometime and it was welcome. The Pastrami fries were a great add on. Dr Browns . read more

Noah's Ark - a buffet with a variety of food items - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

My cousin and I wanted some matzo ball soup so we went over to Noah's Ark for a fine Sunday Lunch. We were seated immediately; the restaurant is bigger than it looks from the outside. The menu was also surprisingly expansive. However my cousin is a pescetarian and we found there weren't too many options for him. He opted for a tuna salad sandwich and I got the 1/3 pound pastrami. We both got matzo ball soup. My food was admittedly decent. We were served pickles and coleslaw along with our sandwiches. The pastrami was juicy and flavorful. The bread could've been better as it was kind of soggy. For $15 I was just a little unsatisfied with my sandwich. My cousin said his tuna salad sandwich was just okay and certainly not worth the $11 it cost. The matzo ball soup was pretty standard but I felt it was on the smaller side, especially for $6. The service was okay and the restaurant was passably clean. There were several flies hovering around our table so that was pretty annoying. If you couldn't tell from my prior statements I feel like this restaurant is pretty overpriced. I don't think I'd come back. read more

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I ate there many many years ago and the food was very mediocre. I never went back and judging by some of the reviews nothing has changed. I go to Kosher Deli in Bergenfield and have had excellent meals. Note that they are open on Saturdays. read more

I tried their new chicken sliders and they were delicious. The restaurant staff and friendly and helpful. I definitely recommend it.

I walked in & ordered a Turkey sandwich at the deli counter . (nothing special- just Turkey and mustard) Cost over $21 dollars! I feel so Ripped Off !!! zero stars.... read more

Quality was fine, but when you pay $20 for a sandwich (especially from a kosher deli) you'd expect there to be a decent amount of meat on it. We ordered the sandwich in anticipation of sharing it but clearly the owners of the place didn't want us to. Won't ever order from here again, felt ripped off. To the owners, you're cheap. read more

Friendly service at counter. Pastrami is pretty good, not great. Good rye. They were out of kasha knishes. Kasha varnishkes were good but dry. Still four stars for good, warm kosher pastrami, sour pickles and Dr. Brown's. Oh, and they have the Impossible burger for vegetarians. Not cheap but looks good. read more

The service was horrendous. They were slow to come to the table and when they did, the waiter decided not to write down any of our orders which ultimately resulted in many mistakes in our dishes. When asking the waiters to correct the mistakes, their responses were curt and defensive. They could've have just rectified it, but instead went back to the kitchen and never returned. Food was mediocre and overpriced. read more

This is the first time I have ever written an review! This has nothing to do with the food or cleanliness. I walk in and I see the owner screaming at one of the employees and the employee looked scared to death. He fired him while I was there behind the counter. I will never go back into this establishment. The owner should treat his employees as he would want to be treated himself. read more

Great restaurant! Highly recommend for lunch and dinner. Food is great. Service also very good

I ordered a take-out pastrami burger. When I got home, the bottom bun was completely soggy. I was not able to hold the burger as one would a sandwich. The tomatoes totally saturated the bun. When I called Noah's Ark the woman told me that she will inform management of the problem and thanked me for bringing it to her attention. For $26+ burger, you expect a complete ,and edible burger. She then hung up the phone on me. Extremely rude. I won't be recommending Noah's Ark in the future. After opening over 20 years ago you would think they would know how to package a burger to go. read more

I was little shocked to see this places overall score. Owner greeted us when we entered, waiter sat us down right away, they had impressive menu for a kosher deli. We got pickles and coleslaw while waited for are sandwiches, they were homemade and quite tasty. We tried the matzos-balls soup it was good and I had a Turkey sandwich which was on point. I would say they could improve a bit on there's prices , they were a bit steep, and the decor is in need for a upgrade. read more

Strange deli. But it's kosher and that's another level of odd. Fresh complementary pickles and kraut. Food ok but expected Miami Beach -out of fad a few decades ago decor and vibe. Matzoh ball soup was a disappointing few noodles floating in instant electric yellow bullion broth, 1 ok ball. Rest was delicious sandwiches. No idea if they do anything in house. It was ok. read more

The food was horrible and steak was dry, this place does not know how to cook a steak, service was bad, place is very dirty, and when i did not tip the waiter, the waiter did fill in the tip amount himself without my knowledge, owner was very not helpful, he always try to stick up for his employee and don't care about customer. read more

I used to go to Noah's Ark the first few years it was opened. Then their prices became outrageous, especially for mediocre food. Tonight there was a special offer of 40% off for an order of $50. or more, so I thought it was worth trying again. No it wasn't! We ordered 4 sandwiches which would have come to over $70. without the discount - and two of those sandwiches were with salami, one of the cheapest choices. My son and I ordered a corned beef and a pastrami, going halfies with each other. As a girl from the Bronx, with "hole in the wall" kosher delis all over, I have a very good idea of how these meats are supposed to taste. These were awful. Not only tasteless, but dry and the pastrami mushy. I'm only sorry I don't have a dog - at least someone would eat the corned beef instead of it going in the garbage. I can't imagine ordering food from them again - no matter the bargain! Nancy Z. read more

I found the place could be very expensive. Take coleslaw for example, they gave me half of a 1/2 pound container for $3, it cost .25 to make. At least fill up the container! read more

Noah's Ark - Half container of Coleslaw - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

Took awhile to be seated. Only one waitress working and there was one lady that took her time with explaining what she wanted. Meanwhile I waited to be seated. I took that opportunity to check out the dessert case which had an assortment of tasty looking treats. After being seated a bowl of assorted pickles (which were all delicious & juicy) and a bowl of coleslaw was placed at the table while I browsed over the menu. Also a pitcher of ice water was also placed at the table. I order the pastrami on garlic bread and that was a bad choice on my end. I didn't care for the taste of garlic & pastrami. I won't order that kind of bread again with that type of meat. Atmosphere looks out dated and needs some sprucing up. I couldn't takes any flavor on the pastrami so I added the mustard which added a different taste. They have plenty of options. Best of luck with your experience. read more

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I feel bad writing a review like this. but this was literally the worst place I've ever been in my life. my lunch for two cost $90 after a tip. my chicken fingers managed to be both the worst and most expensive chicken fingers I've ever had at $30. this place was asking $13 dollars for a side of fries. the room was dirty and impossibly drab. genuinely I don't think they could have made the dining area less attractive if they tried. there was NOBODY else in there and I should have taken that as my first hint to leave. it is SUSPICIOUS to me that this establishment is still open it seems like they desperately don't want to be. Avoid at all costs. read more

It was about a 7-minute wait before our party of six (2 adults; 4 kids under 7) was seated. I felt a little sad that the party that was seated after us had received their complimentary Cole slaw and pickles. As soon as those were on the table (about a ten minute wait after we were seated), it was smooth sailing. Crayons and activity placemats kept the kids busy whilst we waited for our food. Our food was exceptional. The onion rings were especially good. The service was prompt, attentive, and our server clearly knew that extra napkins and water carafes are crucial to keeping a table full of kids happy. We came on a very busy Sunday night. Considering the volume, i felt we received excellent service. read more

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Awesome food great service. Very inexpensive and affordable for a lunch or dinner. Very big portions! read more

Noah's Ark - cars parked in front of a restaurant - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

Shelly did an amazing job putting together a party for 50 people on only four hours of notice. The food was delicious, the service was impeccable, and the room was really comfortable. It is a fully private area with plenty of space for people to walk around. I strongly recommend you consider Noah's Ark for your private event. read more

The place is overpriced. Pastrami is mediocre. Owner is a jerk. Verbally abusive, nasty, cruel. There are far better Jewish delis around.

Kosher deli / restaurant seating at the side and back of the establishment. My friends and I ordered the onion rings, pastrami burger, matzo ball soup and stuffed cabbage appetizer. Everything was pretty good so I would come back here again if I was in the area. Also, they give you a side of pickles and coleslaw when they seat you at the table. read more

Noah's Ark - Pastrami burger - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

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My family and I frequent noahs ark for special events, afternoon lunches, and spur of the moment dinners. The service is usually prompt and the staff are attentive. Their coleslaw and pickles that they give at the start of every meal are fantastic. I love their coleslaw, always have. They have great deli selections--including hard salamis-- which can be hard to come by. Their sandwiches are stacked and they have something on the menu for everyone. Favorite meal: Dr Browns root-beer or cherry soda, Turkey on rye with mayo and the house mustard which they keep on the table. And if they have them, their inferno chicken poppers with the spicy dipping sauce. Finish the meal off with some coffee and their amazing Parve rugelech(sp?) Noahs ark will always be an option for me and my family. Thanks guys! read more

My visiting Jew friend had a hankering for some Jewish deli food so I found this place, right here on Yelp. They give you a bowl of amazing slaw and like 6 pickles before you even order. We all shared the chopped liver appetizer (comes with crackers) and it was delicious. Since I am such a huge fan of paté I knew I'd love it. I had a corned beef sandwich, it was tender and delicious but desperately needed some coleslaw and mustard. But the beef and bread were right on point. I will def be returning for more Jewish delights read more

I asked for a Jewish Deli in Northern Jersey and a deli I got. I went in expecting to be wowed by 'the best' pastrami, what I got was a good pastrami on rye, good fries and good service. Nothing bad about the experience. Thanks to the replies to my request on the message board who recommended Noah's Ark. The restaurant is kosher, has an extensive menu and a good looking take-out counter. If I am in the area, I'd go back again. read more

Noah's Ark - a roast beef sandwich and fries - Delis Near Me - Teaneck, New Jersey

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A Haiku for Noah's Ark: Pricey small portions Great meats and matza ball soup Happy chosen people read more

This was the worst garbage I have ever eaten for thanksgiving. I ordered two open turkey sandwiches for two people. It was just sliced deli slices with gravy. I payed this type of money for this ? I should of cooked my self. What a rip off read more

I went to check this place out after I was told that it had the best Turkey meat for sandwiches. I ended up trying it out and will agree it some of the best sliced turkey meat I have had. I also tried their roast beef, and their corned beef which they claim is the best in the USA. I will admit it was good, don't know if it is the best. I even bought one of their frozen to go meals, a Cajun Chicken meal, which turned out to be quite appetizing. Overall, I liked this place and its food, worth visiting if you a fan of good deli sandwiches. read more

This is one of my wife's favorite restaurants. She loves deli, and homestyle Jewish cooking. She will always be up for a visit to Noah's Ark. The deli is amazing. I just got this insane hamburger called "Brunch All Day." You'll have to go there to find out what it is. It was heavenly. It's a family/casual restaurant, and don't expect any high-end treatment, but the prices are fair and the food is very good and fresh. read more

I only went once and had their burger, so maybe everyhting else is really good, but I thought it was the worst burger I had ever eaten, even worse than a frozen veggie burger. The coleslaw and the pickle were good. The staff was very friendly and fast but it was very expensive for the quality. I would recommend Veggie Heaven two doors down. read more

The hamburgers here are Excellent. The service is very good. I think they need more up to date items on their menu. It is always the same with nothing interesting or new. read more

Horrible experience. My first time at this place after checking it out online. Food looked interesting and unique, I wanted to give it a try. Nobody bothered to take my order or answer my questions, even though I approached a gentleman in yarmulke and said hi. He just ignored me and walked away. Three other employees were discussing something behind the counter when I approached and asked for help. They looked troubled when I asked help. They ordered a young girl to help me. She was unable to answer any questions I have. So I walked off. Man, talk about the discrimination and hatred all over their faces read more

Asked my wife if she felt like eating deli after work. We went to noahs ark. I've eaten there before and it never blew me away, but last night it sent me away for good. Had a tongue sandwich which was $14.95 and tasted like cheap meat. Wife had a burger and oily fries. Not a great presentation. With only 1 soda the bill was over $32!!! Cole Slaw was nothing special. Pickles were soft and tasteless. Will never go there again. Very disappointed because I live near by and would like to have a good deli close to home...Not here...at least for me... read more

I used to work at a Jewish Middle School and my co-workers would rave about this place! I wasn't impressed! Too much money for too small of a sandwich served by people with too much attitude! Go to Harold's Deli in Lyndhurst for real deal Jewish Food like Pastrami and Matzoh ball soup read more

Ordered a hot open turkey. I can excuse the fact that the gravy was too salty and fries tasted three days old BUT turkey roll instead of sliced turkey breast?....never. They'll never see me there again. read more