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    4.3 (108 reviews)
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    Jamie S.

    Okay, I probably should have added a new business in, but this review is for the Noisy Water Mercantile right across the road! I didn't actually drink wine. But the mercantile was a super cute shop with loads of great souvenirs, gifts, etc. They even had a clearance table and cute cheap Spring Break tees. Checkout was quick and the girls were friendly!

    Carlos H.

    We didn't get any food- only wine. The 4 glass wine tasting I had were pretty good. We got there 30 min before closing so there were not many people there. The service was quick and the bartender was very knowledgeable and helpful. Very chill spot- if you want good wine and a good vibe, stop by here.

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    Scott L.

    Wonderful location with huge deck viewing the throngs along the busy downtown area. Gigantic bar is a little under-served but so is everywhere else in town. Servers were very cheerful and helpful. We had a terrific cheese board and it paired well with the pomegranate and apple ciders! If you just arrived from Napa, or Bordeaux, or Tuscany, then the wine will probably disappoint. However, if you're looking for less dry, fruity wine, you'll be in heaven.

    Sarah H.

    A perfect way to spend an afternoon in town. Delicious wine and snacks, attentive staff, and a lovely ambiance.

    A little boy was excited to get close to the goats.

    we worked last Sunday and enjoyed camaraderie of other visitors. They have an absolute delicious Chardonnay and my slider was delicious cider was amazing. The vendors were excellent choices. The beautiful Mesquite carvings are irresistible. I bought my wife a beautiful neck piece for a very good price. I definitely will go back next opportunity.

    Shirley Y.

    Let me tell you something. When you're in Ruidoso, you've got to stop by Noisy Water Winery. It's not just wine. Well, it is the wine paired with a magical, whimsical platter of cheeses that that call it cheese board. Oh, it cheeses and cheese spreads and preserves and olives and fruit and bread and crackers.... Holy Moly! It's to die for. Don't forget your ID. Hurry up and go! Sit inside at the bar, or on the patio.

    Rosé
    Amy M.

    Was very excited to try local wines in New Mexico and this winery seemed like the perfect place. Tastings are $10 for 4 samples which is a good price. They also offer beer tastings but options are very limited as this is a winery and not a brewery. Great option for someone who wants to tag along but doesn't care for wine. Beer selection available isn't great though. We tried their Rose, sparkling wines, dry red and whites and found them to be too sweet. One of the wines tasted vinegary which makes us think that it may have been past its shelf life. The one wine that I was excited to try (green chile wine) was out of stock (such a bummer!). The whole party was disappointed in our tastings. We also ordered a cheese plate and absolutely enjoyed it. The selection of cheeses were so yummy as well as the fixings that went along with it. The winery itself is very nice and large, very accommodating with outdoor seating. For a better selection of wine, go across the street to the Reserve Tasting room by Noisy water. Much better wine selection. This location is far roomier but the reserve is much cozier and the pourers much more knowledgeable.

    Destiny L.

    Such a cute space in Ruidoso with great local wine and an adorable patio. To start, the space is huge for a small town winery. It is located right off the main strip with a ton of other cute places to shop and enjoy. We wanted to sit on the patio so skipped the tasting as that required you stay inside at the bar. A tasting is $10 so I would totally recommend checking it out if you aren't quite sure which on their many wines you want. I ordered a moscato and enjoyed it with the perfect weather outside on the patio. They have a ton of different wines for every palate and some snacks. We got the baguette board which was pretty good, I loved the whipped feta and the cloves of garlic. My only suggestion is when we were ordering, there were a few different staff members at the bar. At first it was just us ordering and one lady helping us but as it got busier the staff was kind of helping everyone. Instead of just having a staff member help a specific group, the lady who was helping us started helping another group and another lady started helping us then the original lady helped us again, kind of like musical chairs. It would have been a little less chaotic for one person to help one group at a time.

    a platter of bread, strawberries, and jams
    Karmen K.

    We had a really good experience here on a previous trip to Ruidoso so we just knew we had to stop in again. Unfortunately this trip, the service was not good. We tried to order at the counter but were directed to sit in a section with wait staff. The waitress initially took our order then promptly ignored us the rest of the time. We had to wave and hunt her down every time we needed anything at all. The good news is that the baguette board is still delicious (even better than my last visit!) and they have a great selection of beers and wines.

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    Carrie M.

    Good wine tasting, good vibes, and very friendly staff. This winery is a big attraction in Ruidoso. They do a good job describing the wine taste profiles. We first went to the members-only VIP club upstairs, which was very quiet. I had four sweet profiles, but you can mix dry and sweet. My favourite was the Ruidoso Bubbly. They have very limited options in the VIP club, so we went downstairs to try other profiles. The downstairs area was bustling and lively. They have many wine bottle options for purchase that are not too expensive, although they certainly have pricey ones too.

    Charcuterie board, Guava cider and tap IPA3
    Julie W.

    Wow, the ambiance is absolutely beautiful . The view while sitting outside is amazing and pet friendly. The food (only had 4 items on a Monday) and service was great. We did a simple snack before we left back home..

    Everything was fantastic! Love this spot

    Great wine options and wonderful atmosphere. It was our first time and we will definitely be back again!

    Joshua H.

    The best spot in town to stop in for wine! Beer and cider as well if you wanted to but do not pass on some good local wine! The Demigod Cab is solid! A very good choice if you cant decide. The space is also very neat inside. Modern, stylish, classy feel to it. Open and inviting. Tables and sitting space and a nice side lounge also. Little cheese and craft shop inside as well as gifts, wine swag, and other nifty little things to shop around for. The staff is way kind and super helpful. Tasting is available for all pallets as well. Only came in for a brief stay as the wife and kiddo were ready to call it a night but next time, I'm doing a tasting and spending some time here!

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    Thank you Joshua! See you again soon!

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    Thanks for the great review, Pam! Cheers!

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    Thanks for coming in, Jen! We loved seeing you and the pup! Cheers!

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    Markets wine tasting but isn't really tasting friendly. The beer offerings were slim. Bottles are pricey. The demigod red wasn't bad.

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    Thanks so much, Mike! We're so glad you enjoyed your visit! Cheers!

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    Ask the Community - Noisy Water Winery

    Do you all ship to other states and if so, what is the extra cost? Thanks so much Cheryl Beck

    Cheryl, we do ship to other states! Shipping rates will vary with how much you order. Please email our shipping department at shipping@noisywaterwinery.com to get details and make sure we ship to your state!

    Had the Jo mamas bubbly and they suggested save a bit in the glass so they could put in the attitude adjustment, a port. Together it tasted like delicious chocolate. I can't find the attitude adjustment, where can I buy it? Does it have another name?

    Hello Tate! Thanks for reaching out with your question and kind words. Our 'Attitude Adjustment' is our Ruidoso Bubbly with a splash of Sweet Temptation port-like wine. Enjoy! (:

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    You cannot skip out on the green chile wine and if you're questioning the Wild white give it a taste.

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