I don't get down to Maple Valley much, but had to check this place out when I drove by today. Glad…read moreI did! Nice and cozy spot that I'm sure I would visit often if I lived closer. I didn't catch the beertenders name, but she was so fun and happy it brought a smile to my face right away. A great variety of good beers on tap, in cans, and bottles. They have a permanent on-site food truck, Burger Buds". I wasn't hungry so I didn't try that, but the burgers looked very good. Interior and the covered deck were very clean and nice. Looks like they have a cornhole tournament every month, and trivia on Tuesday's and they have frequent brewers nights. 5 TV screens to watch sports. A fun spot with great people, great staff, and that is very clean and nice. What's not to like about this place!

Fun spot! Great variety of drinks, NA options as well. The staff are friendly and there's a…read morebeautiful patio and a burger truck. Will be back for sure!

Great atmosphere, delicious food and awesome drinks. Friendly servers and bartenders. Aubrey is the…read morebest!

Went here with a friend to catch up and check it out since it's been near us for a long time…read more The locations is super cozy and surprisingly neat inside. It's has a special charm and personality. A nice outdoor seating area as well. The staff was kind and greeted us, there was a community sports event it seemed so the place was not full but the staff was busy. We were a little in a hurry but honestly didn't mind the stay. I got an Old Fashion which I usually never do and it was perfect. It had vanilla bourbon blueberries that made the experience exquisite. The food..... delicious! We got the beef dip sliders and the Margherita Flatbread and were blown away. Super delicious customizable and added to the experience. There was trivia on the TV and I ended up joining, playing and learning a lot. I won one of the matches and honestly I would come back for the trivia and food!

THE CEDAR RIVER GUITAR LOUNGE AND COPPER ROOM (As reviewed…read moreby the Pacific Northwest's Most Enthusiastic Food Critic) Look, I don't typically review establishments located in The Ricker's basement, but when THE Esteban--yes, that sunglasses-wearing, Home Shopping Network guitar virtuoso--regularly performs here, you make an exception. The copper-lined walls create acoustics that would make Carnegie Hall jealous, though the low ceiling means Esteban occasionally bonks his head on the exposed pipes during his more passionate flamenco flourishes. The Ricker (whoever he is) has transformed his laundry room into what he calls the "Tapas Nook," where you can enjoy microwaved pizza rolls served on genuine copper plates allegedly salvaged from an abandoned penny factory. The house specialty drink, "The Basement Flood of '97," is surprisingly refreshing despite its concerning name. While waiting for Esteban's nightly performance of "Classical Gas," you can admire The Ricker's extensive collection of HSN-exclusive guitar memorabilia and slightly water-damaged Persian rugs. The establishment's dress code strictly enforces wearing sunglasses indoors, presumably to avoid making eye contact with The Ricker, who watches intensely from his "throne" (a repurposed lawn chair) in the corner. Parking is wherever you can find it on The Ricker's lawn, though be careful not to block his mother's Pontiac Grand Am--she lives upstairs and doesn't know about any of this. 1/2 (Deducted half a star because The Ricker keeps insisting everyone call him "El Rickador" and won't explain why) Dress Code: Sunglasses mandatory, shoes optional (it's a basement) Price: $$$ (accepts cash, card, and apparently guitar picks signed by Esteban) Reservations: Just knock three times and whisper "copper dreams"

Cool hang in the lounge. Have a few laughs, maybe a drink or two. Impeccable service. Rock on!read more

Update... promoting to 4 stars because of the excellent service of the night shift bartender…read more Personable, professional and friendly.

This place was Maganificent! No Trump coins, plates or bibles on display, but there was enough MAGA…read morestyle décor that you know exactly where you are. Funny thing is, Maple Valley has become semi affluent over the past decade, and I never would have expected this to be the attitude, but I assure you, I stood out like a bruised thumb here. Service was really slow and for a while, I thought I was being ignored. The only person I saw working walked by me about 3-4 times before saying a word and asking me what I was drinking. I had already seen what I assumed was the menu on Yelp via photos, and short or a very small price increase from 2022, it was spot on. I ordered my food and it was prepared fairly quick, the cook slapped the bell, and the server grabbed it in about a minute, but my meal was barely warm., I had a burger dip and the burger and au jus were both room temp. The fries were golden, but also room temp and not crisp. It was disappointing, because you could tell the food was better than you would expect, but nothing it great at room temp. My drink went unfilled, and it was at least 15 minutes after I finished eating that I was handed the check. The server was so busy being social with regulars, I didn't get the attention I needed. For me, a meal is 30-40 from entry to exit, I was here almost 90 minutes to give you an idea of how slow the service was, It wasn't busy, the server was just not doing her job and the longer I sat, the less welcome I felt. Honestly, I've had warmer reception in Enumclaw and that is a city notorious for refusing diversity. Whoever owns this place needs to be more involved and if you invested some money into updating the décor and focusing on a better atmosphere, you could attract a crowd, as of now, you get 2 stars despite what I see as 4-star potential.

We've been coming here for close to a decade and love how consistent they are. Always friendly and…read moregreat service, no matter the night. Their food keeps getting better. Lots do, karaoke, live bands, pool and darts, tournaments, and sporting event showings. They have amazing Taco Tuesdays and 20% of entrees on Wednesday. Check them out. (We love their burgers, pizza, and Mac and cheese).

This could be a gold mine for the lost Dutchman. All it is just blah dumb rocks. It doesn't look…read moreclean the Service stinks. We were there listening to a band which consist of different people from different areas getting together and playing music. He had to go up to the bar to order any food or any drinks and you might get served the waitress if that's what you can call her was right next to us didn't even look at us, turned her back and never even asked if we needed anything so we didn't buy anything unless they changed their ways. I wouldn't recommend going to the lost Dutchman.

The food was sub par, it's dive bar so I didn't expect to have GF options, but chicken wings are…read morenaked here, so that was a good option, but overcooked and dry. Hubby had fish and chips.... Very very Meh.... Only one person working on a weekend night, friendly but had to go to the rail to get drinks and food (off a sticky icky menu). Great band, limited seating. Pool table and darts.

The Red Dog Saloon isn't just a restaurant--it's a temple of hospitality where the staff moves with…read morethe precision of a NASCAR pit crew and the warmth of your grandma who just won the lottery. The bartender doesn't just remember your drink order--they can recite your entire ancestral lineage while mixing it. And one server, I kid you not, once arm-wrestled a grizzly bear just to protect a customer's last french fry. But the real revolution happened when a veteran waitress (who definitely used to be in witness protection) casually mentioned her souped-up Toro TimeMaster to a regular. Like a match dropped in a pool of premium unleaded, the lawnmower customization scene EXPLODED. Now the back parking lot looks like Fast & Furious meets Home Depot. You've got flame-painted John Deeres doing wheelies between tables, and chrome-plated Husqvarnas sporting underglow LEDs that would make Xzibit weep tears of joy. Every Thursday night, the sound of modified 6.5 HP engines drowns out the jukebox as the "Mow Money, Mow Problems" crew shows off their latest grass-cutting masterpieces. Last week, someone installed a turbocharger on a push mower--sure, it only cuts three blades of grass before launching into low orbit, but that's the kind of innovation that makes America great. The Red Dog Saloon didn't just create a restaurant; they birthed a movement. Now you can't scroll through TikTok without seeing some influencer's "Lawn & Order: Special Mowing Unit" build going viral. And it all started because the staff here believes in encouraging their customers' most questionable hobbies with unbridled enthusiasm. Five stars. Would let them transform my riding mower into a grass-destroying dragon again.

PEOPLE OF EARTH: If you haven't experienced the pure chaos that is Boots Tavern, you're living in…read morethe shadow realm of hospitality. This establishment doesn't just serve drinks--they serve EXPERIENCES, specifically soundtracked by an endless loop of Smash Mouth, Avril Lavigne, and *NSYNC that would make Carson Daly weep tears of frosted-tipped joy. The bartenders here don't just pour drinks--they're like spiritual guides through the realm of grain alcohol enlightenment. They've got stuff so potent it could strip paint off a submarine, and they serve it with the kind of confidence usually reserved for bomb disposal experts. Their signature drink, "The Y2K Bug," comes with a mandatory signing of medical release forms and a brief consultation with your next of kin. But let's talk about their commitment to the early 2000s pop music scene. The jukebox exists in a temporal loop where it's perpetually 2003. "All Star" plays every 47 minutes with the precision of an atomic clock. I once witnessed a group of investment bankers completely lose it during "Bye Bye Bye," performing the original choreography with such passion that Justin Timberlake probably felt a disturbance in the force. The weekly karaoke nights are the stuff of local legend. Every Thursday, the entire bar transforms into what I can only describe as "American Idol meets Thunder Dome." Last week, someone performed Britney's "Oops!... I Did It Again" while dressed as a fully-operational vending machine. The crowd went so wild they had to replace three load-bearing walls the next day. The regulars here have developed their own bizarre ecosystem. There's a group that shows up every Tuesday wearing matching bedazzled jumpsuits, and nobody questions it. The staff has started timing their drink service to the exact moment Christina Aguilera hits the high note in "Beautiful." Five stars. Would absolutely risk permanent hearing damage from singing along to "Who Let The Dogs Out" for the 47th time while sipping something that could probably power a jet engine. Just remember to bring your flame-retardant crop top and your signed liability waiver. P.S. The bathroom graffiti is exclusively written in boy band lyrics. It's basically a museum at this point.

If you like small town tavern feeling like you're in montana... this is the place. They treat you…read morewell.

Outstanding service, esp at the bar during the week. I've been a regular over the years (I've over…read more3000 points accumulated so far). 2 things: - The new menu leaves a lot to be desired. Time to step it up. Let's try a daily special or a Thursday/Friday special; hello Teriyaki Burger??? - I've regularly seen people leave when they learn the Mariners game isn't available. If it wasn't for the awesome service, I'd be frequenting some other local establishment. (The nearby steak house has an awesome double cheeseburger)

Class reunion lunch and had never been here before. First customers of the day at around noon. Very…read moreimpressed by the cleanliness and inviting atmosphere. Plenty of seating in booths or tables. Our server was friendly and attentive. Lots of natural light and plenty of parking. My friends opted for the Chicken sandwich and Chicken tenders. Both looked great and they were very happy with their choices. I decided on the sliders off the appetizer menu. Three nice beef patties. I am not a cheese guy so held the cheese and tomato. The grilled onions gave it a boost of flavor however the patties could have used a quick char. Nonetheless they were still tasty. I added fries for $2 and thought they were pretty tasty! Crisp and flavorful! I wish it was closer- 10 miles from my house but I will be back!

I love House and Hazel. The store is very cute with beautiful decor and gifts. The menu is…read moredelicious they also have a fun selection of mocktails. I highly recommend!

I reserved a large table for 14 of my coworkers and we had a wonderful time here! We enjoyed wine…read moreand bubbly flights, which were all great. Their large cheese board was perfect for snacking. It was the perfect spot! Sarah was so friendly and made sure we were taken care of.

We were out running errands in Maple Valley and decided to stop into Hops n Drops since we've had…read moregood experiences at other locations--and this one didn't disappoint. Right off the bat, the hostess stood out. She was genuinely engaging and welcoming (wish I had caught her name), and we were seated immediately in the bar area. It was a little past the lunch rush--around 2 PM--so it was nice and relaxed, which made for a comfortable, easygoing vibe. We went back and forth trying to beat the lunch cutoff or just lean into the happy hour menu, and ended up doing a bit of both. We split a Caesar salad, which was fresh and really well done. For the main, we had the bacon avocado chicken wrap with tots--great flavor, definitely a solid choice. The only knock was the tots were a little on the cooling-off side and didn't quite hit the mark... although I still managed to finish them. To drink, I went with a Sky Kraken Pale Ale, which was excellent (and yes, there's photo evidence). Hey I'm retired now, I can drink at lunch! Overall, really enjoyable stop--good food, great service, and a laid-back atmosphere. We'd absolutely come back again. Solid 4 stars.

Wow'd. Had a lunch special burger, was wayyyy better than Red Robin! Especially the hand formed…read morepatties. At first I was wondering if 4 oz was enough, afterward my bulging belly assured me that it was. Son ordered a Spiked Root Beer and it was gigantic. Servers checked us a number of times. Very pub like atmosphere.