We were lucky enough to to spend our honeymoon here and we had a great time. We went in mid-October, which is apparently a less crowded time.
CHECK IN/OUT- very smooth process. The staff was friendly and helpful. I was surprised to find we wouldn't receive an airport transfer because we booked on Orbitz. It shouldn't matter where we booked, we still chose you. I did see some reviewers complain they arrived extremely early and couldn't check in until...we'll, the advertised check in time. If you need different arrangements or a late check out, call ahead and see if it's available. Don't assume and be made if it isn't.
ROOM-the room was exactly as pictured. Very contemporary decor. Beautiful views from the balcony (I don't think there's a single room in the place without an ocean view). Balcony had racks to dry bathing suits. The shower was definitely slippery and a safety concern. You also wouldn't want to share a room if you're not a couple, as only the toilet has a door on it. The bed was meh. Not very comfortable and only 3 standard pillows, although I'm sure we could've requested more. It was overall very clean and the cleaning staff we encountered on our way in and out were friendly. On our last day we arrived back to find a dinosaur made out of towels. Adorable. Also, I saw a complaint that most of the channels were in Spanish which was kind of funny, as the resort is in MEXICO. Wouldn't it be funny if Mexicans vacationed here and complained our channels are in English? But there were actually plenty of English options for stations. There was also a fridge stocked with Pepsi products, water, dos equis and tecate, refilled daily. and on the wall was gin, rum, tequila, and vodka.
RIOM SERVICE- try to avoid it if you can. We tried a few items and honestly none were very good. The queso was the worst. Very watered down and if I'm being honest, it's the first time in my life I've had chips and queso and thought it wasn't good at all.
REATAURANTS- they were pretty good other than the Steakhouse. The meat was grey and dry. We just didn't go back and there were plenty of other options. The buffet is huge and had a lot of good options. The mexican food was delicious. Please remember that Americanized Mexican food options are not the same as traditional Mexican food. The other restaurants were pretty good as well, though we found ourself repeating the buffet for variety. Keep in mind that if you eat at their Mexican or Italian restaurants, they will offer a buffet that's an appetizer. Both places we filled up and then they asked us what we wanted for our entrees and we were stuffed and skipped them. There is also a coffee/pastry place in the lobby that was pretty good.
POOLS-Bathrooms are nowhere near them, so brace yourself for that. I definitely wouldn't stick my head in the water at the bar pool for this reason due to my lack of trust in people not being lazy and peeing there. There are a lot of chairs but they will fill up if the weather is nice, so you may want to head out mid morning if you're picky about where you sit. They had fun games lead by staff members, pool volleyball, and a daily bbq for lunch. I expected dry, bulk bbq hamburgers and was surprised to find my burger juicy and really tasty.
BEACHES-there are two sides. One is a bit rocky and narrow but the other has plenty of sand and chairs. Again, they will fill up during prime hours. There are vendors walking the beach. We joked that they must look for the least tan people there and pounce. Our first day we were inundated with them and the rest of the trip they left us alone for the most part. They sell shrimp and fresh coconuts in the beach, so that was fun. They also have plenty of masseuses (non-hotel employees, tbh) so if you want to skip the resort prices, it was a great option and only steps down the beach. There was also a jet ski rental place within a close walk. We had a blast and purchased our pictures afterward (they sue a drone). Keep in mind if it's your first time traveling, prices are almost ALWAYS negotiable, so flip on those bargaining skills.
BARS-there was a nice sports bar area with big screens and a lackluster food line. It wasn't bad, per se. It was just a standard line of precooked hotdogs and hamburgers and a few pastries. It was definitely convenient and not bad enough to be mad about by any means. The drinks were ok. The lobby had a nice bar area and they will also take your order throughout the lobby. The mixed drinks were ok. The mimosas were pretty darn good.
ENTERTAINMENT-cute shows (mostly lip syncing and dancing) and a pretty-ceding kids show that was cute.
TAXIS-easy to get.
TOURS-I highly recommend doing a catamaran tour to Isla Mujeres. We did not book this through the hotel but rather through Albotros right down the street. The host was AWESOME and it was one of the highlights of our trip. Overall, while it wasn't perfect (and what experience for 8 days is?) we would definitely return. read more