This place is meant to reflect on crime, nevertheless when you are in custody your surrounded by LA…read morefinest and beyond criminals which comes from all walks of life. There are fights and stabbings that occur and at times its like a walk in the park depending on your attitude. One time a couple of deputies slam me on the floor and stab my leg with something the other time after a fight I got stabbed which is posted in my Keck review that attention and riot squad came quickly. The food gets to became the norm so taste does matter after a while some is actually pretty good. If you have a inmate loved one it would be a good idea to send them store on Thursday so they would have a bite to eat. The hole is not a fun place!

Asking for a friend lol What are the name of the burritos…read moreyou get served after returning back from court? Only thing good in there

Now I know why West Hollywood is called WeHo. This particular jail is filled with them! While not…read moreyour most comfortable accommodations, the flirty conversation provided by the men in blue was an especially nice touch. They really know how to make a girl feel special. Even the street savvy purveyors of flesh were treated with the kind of respect usually reserved for your average WeHo starlet. We were also allowed to partake from the same unsanitary fountain (which I believe doubles as a urinal); that is, when we were actually allowed the luxury of water. I tried to explain to the officer the benefits of hydration but he just looked at me as if I had blown a .16. However, not to be dissuaded, I found a sympathetic ear in my new friends, Champagne and Caviar. Not only were they complementary in name and nature, they both had formidable booties and stilettos to match. I was impressed! They taught me so many street savvy thing like how to tape down one's penis. Who knew jail could be so...educational? Being locked up has meant so many things to me. I will never bitch about my mattress again just because it's too "firm." You want to feel firm? Try sleeping on a bench for several hours. Now that's what you fucking call firm. Nor will I ever discriminate against tap water again, especially when it comes from my OWN faucet! I've come to realize that not everything in life has to be "just right." Everything is right when you've been handed back your freedom! WeHo jail - educational AND spiritually cathartic! Best of all, supported by the taxpayers! Now, here's some education for you should you find yourself in this unfortunate scenario: 1 - Always take a blood test so your attorney can test it independently. Cops will try to scare you into believing you'll spend more time in jail if you don't submit to a breathalyzer. Technically, you will spend more time in jail---blood tests take time, period. 2 - When getting pulled over, politely tell the officer that per advice from your attorney (even if you don't have one), you have the right to not incriminate yourself by answering whether or not you've been drinking. Yes, you will go to jail but the less said, the better. Besides, you're going to jail anyway. Why make it harder for yourself in the long run? 3 - Find the most aggressive scumbag attorney possible. Okay, seriously, try to find a former district attorney. If you can afford it. I can't afford it. Or rather, my cheapskate boyfriend can't afford it. So he says. But if you can sell some items, or go work in a brothel, or pick up some part time work as a drug dealer, or sell your soul to Satan, or blackmail your local congressman, do it! 4 - Avoid all this mess by simply picking up the phone and calling a cab. It's the difference between forty bucks and four thousand dollars for legal help, not to mention various fines and the humiliation of blowing into a contraption attached to your steering wheel (of course, in L.A., getting a DUI seems to be a rite of passage). Let's not even mention your car insurance skyrocketing and all those stupid classes you're forced to attend where you'll be inundated with second hand smoke and pity stories by professional drunks. And, lest I sound like a complete narcissist, there are other lives at stake! 5 - Possibly the most important piece of advice I can pass on: Fire your so called designated driver (who got drunk on the "job") as a friend. Cuz with homeys like that, who needs enemies.

I did some time here. Dont ask me why!…read more Didn't have to knock anyones teeth out while here. Good thing cause I probably would of not lasted considering I look kinda cute. I highly recommend this place.

There is the Twin Towers the public sees, and then there is the Twin Towers families experience…read more Cold. Isolating. Terrifying. Even scheduling a visit feels like a battle--the outdated, glitchy website makes it incredibly difficult just to see your loved one. It left me feeling like families are kept at a distance instead of being encouraged to stay connected. My loved one went five days without prescribed psychiatric medication until he suffered a seizure, and by the time I saw him two weeks later, I barely recognized him. No family should have to experience that. If your loved one is there, document everything, keep calling, and never stop advocating for them. This was our experience, and people deserve to know there is another side to Twin Towers. They make everything so difficult when it comes to families supporting their loved ones.

Parking: Not free, don't even leave your car anywhere without reading the signs or it will get…read moretowed. Staff: Not helpful at all today. It's been over 15 minutes since I reported a guys jacking off. Staff said they couldn't do anything because they were to busy!?! You mean there's a crime happening in your facility and you cannot do anything. Goes to show you that these peace officer don't care about the people just an easy pay check

Officers were friendly and understanding on a humane level. First and last time being arrested and…read moreit was tough but easy if that makes sense.

Goodjob on povolosky was a fast process got me out fast and was very helpful.............read more

All the guards are extremely helpful, accommodating, and if you need help with anything, they're…read morevery willing to help you

I have a friend who is in the Mens/Womens jail on Flower Street and I've had to call a few times…read more They were always courteous, quick answering the phone, and always put me in contact with the proper person to ask. I mean, it's a jail. It isn't designed to be a pleasant experience, but as far as the staff...I was met with nothing but courtesy. Except for a Dr. I spoke with. He was anything but friendly. Dr. Pham I believe was his name. He was flat out rude and condescending ! I'm not an inmate...no call to speak to me in such a manner concerning my family or friend. Or an inmate either for that matter. There's people out here that care about them !

Okay, so I had some warrants for my arrest for petty theft of computer cleaner. This trip to jail…read morelasted under 3 months and I was charged with "chemical intoxication (they always claim in court that I have a drinking problem lol lousy notes these people take ) and battery on a firefighter who beat my face to a pulp and my eyes were swollen shut (I only had one hand to defend myself.) This, initially, was false imprisonment because the fighterfighters had ZERO right to force me in the gurney since I was completely coherent and was answering questions without any obvious obstruction of my cognition. They beat me just after I had a seizure and had fresh wrapped burns on my face and hands - my fault there but of course they never were charged and those two were obviously believed over me. Tough luck! Anyways, I just sat there, in the cell, on my bed and faced the wall until it was feeding time or showering time. They can't lock your imagination up!!!!!! I had no one to help on the outside since I'm not a paedophile. NO! seriously!! They're so relaxed and nonchalant about creepy old dudes getting down with kiddos. But yeah, I didn't receive any help or rehabilitation in there. I literally sat or lied down like a trapped dog in a cage for roughly 2,160 hours in my head or asleep. Like literally after I was released, I went straight to the dope man.

Long story short system was down & instead of being released after my little court hearing I got…read moresent here . Apparently system had been down for 8 days . Women couldn't even sit in holding cells . We weren't getting enough food . Tampons . Anything . Guards ignored us . Toilets clogged . I've never been somewhere like this so I thought I'd wait it out . Finally , so many women there weren't any toothbrushes , shampoo or anything really . Lucky enough to get the clothes & cute little used bras & underwear . My family called & even came & nobody would tell them I was there or would save their number to notify them of my release . Same nasty sandwiches all day . Oh & I met a lovely lady who clearly wasn't right in her head . A ring too tight on her finger made it look like that black shit was ready to fall off but she got no medical attention . The absolutely worst

My son is detained at West Valley Detention Center in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. He was having a serious…read moreissue with his meals and this was causing extreme weight loss and health issues. The young lady, SCS Sanchez, who answered the phone when I got through, was so kind and pleasant. She put me on a brief hold and called his unit for more information. When she came back on the line she gave me good information that the issue was taken care of by one of the Sargent's today and that he would be getting his meals correctly. Thank you SCS Sanchez; I was ready to do battle and you just quietly, patiently and efficiently got the information I needed. You blessed this Momma's heart!!

What the jailers at this facility don't understand is that Bail Agents cannot do their jobs unless…read morethey pick up the phone and provide Bail Bond information. Bail Agents lose business constantly due to West Valley jailers not picking up the phone. People take their business elsewhere when we cannot provide them information in a timely fashion. It's very convenient for these jailers to just not pick up the phones. They're knowing to pick up, and leave it off the hook so it doesn't disturb them. They have no idea on how such a simple act of not picking up can negatively affect one's livelihood. But who cares right? we're just bail bondsman. People can care less about us.

I have unfortunately had a family member in custody on and off at this jail for several years now…read more The reason I am leaving a review is because of Deputy "Demilio" I hope his name was. I made it a point to ask him his name and department (the lobby he said) because he was the most attentive, companionate and proactive person I have ever spoken to throughout this unfortunate experience as a family member of an inmate. I received a concerning phone call from my son's dad today who I am separated from that he was having some medical issues and the fire dept was called due to breathing issues. Dept. Demilio made sure to contact the housing facility and confirm that he was OK. Thank you for giving me some piece of mind and not just dismissing me or transferring me to some dead end like I have experienced before.

Stupid rules regarding contacting and sending things to loved ones that you don't find out until…read moreyou've spent money- because there's nothing on the website. And no way to load money on to accounts online

Food i had in Adseg was sub-par, the bunk was cold and hard, i looked at the bedframe for why it…read morewas so uncomfortable and it was made out of concrete!, i think my blanket was even used. What a train wreck, i guess they don't want return customers.

Visiting is from 9am-3pm getting a visit on Vpass is basically impossible. They start appointments…read moreon Mondays at 7 am but within secs they are filled and walk-in are only permitted when their time allows it. I was able to get an appointment by complete luck late Friday night for that Saturday. There is no denim, no clothes that Resemble staff or inmate clothing and no cell phone allowed especially in the visiting center even if you just walk in to ask a question if you have a visit at anytime that day your visit will be canceled without hesitation. Keep your phone in your car. Use your phone while inside your car. Tokens are $2 single dollar bills only. The machine is near the entrance. You need the token to take a photo inside. As inmates cannot buy them inside even using their money on the canteen before the expected visit. The staff is absolutely horrible to expect everyone visiting just knows the process and they act as if every prison runs the same. They are rude. They are very disrespectful. They are very inconsiderate. They are the worst. Their inmates having visits obviously affects their lively hood. Since taking a few moments to clearly explain their process effects them so seriously they should make a quick 3min video and post it on their website. So when they get NEW visitors everything is simple.