Everyone here is so hospitable! We got a taste of just about every tap and not a single bad one. I recommend trying the Dilldo for a completely unique flavor. Their meat platter has really really good sausage and bacon. We had our dog out on the patio and they gave her a bowl of water too. I'll definitely be back to try a loaded squirrel! read more

Satire Brewing Company - Custom beer flight - Brewpubs Near Me - Thornton, Colorado

Good drinks and food!! The atmosphere is casual and wait staff friendly and helpful. A must!

We had my wife's speakeasy themed surprise party for her 50th birthday at Satire Brewing. The owner, Todd and his entire staff took amazing care of us. Everyone loved the food and drinks, and got a kick out of all the unique names of the food and beer menus. The kitchen is ran by Todd's son and created the food items based on squirrels. (Think mini calzones minus the red sauce.) The barrel aged beer is amazing too! I highly recommend the Batter Up Stout, and the Cherry On Rum. Both are amazing! read more

The beer was good. Particularly the Butter beer. We enjoyed the squirrel balls. The wait staff was friendly and helpful. Will definitely go back! read more

Holy cow what awesome and welcoming service. I swear all the workers acknowledged us right when we stepped in. Nice dim ambiance in the evening and pretty good beer. The food, which i consider finger foods, was delicious and paired well the drinks. We also went to the distillery next door where I will write another awesome review because we were treated so well in both places. The food menu is the same for both the brewery and distillery but are considered two different entities I believe. Anyhow we will definitely be back and plan to bring our friends and family!! read more

Low key good vibes. As a first time customer visiting out of state, this place is a must for anyone who enjoys good craft beer and seltzer. For those not wanting to fill up on beer, the seltzer is made in house and is some of the best I've ever had! I highly recommend the homemade bread if your looking stay a while. Melt in your delicious! read more

The beer is unique and personal. I really enjoyed the story of each beer, and I tasted 5 different ones! I enjoyed that experience. I tried their food as well. I wasn't a huge fan on the food. However, it wasn't bad by any means. I had The Schlong "done me wrong". It has liquid cheese, which I do NOT prefer. The sausage was good, but the bread was a combo of undercooked and some parts over cooked. My end result here is, beers are unique and good. The food isn't my favorite and I wouldn't recommend to anyone I know. read more

This is one of the few breweries where the creative makes actually live up to the taste of the beers behind them. I did a flight of six beers and all were really good. The loaded squirrels are the perfect food for helping to soak up the beer. Plenty of room both inside and outside and a friendly staff. read more

Wonderful little brewery tucked out of the way. Very spacious, has a couple of rooms indoors and a beautiful little patio. Great selection of beers and good food menu! The authors of the menus are hilarious!! read more

Awesome selection of craft beers. Excellent selection of made to order food. Highly recommend spending a couple hours here sampling their tasty beers and enjoying their delicious food. read more

We had a surprise engagement party at this venue and it went beautiful. The atmosphere was awesome, the food was great and the people were super nice! Highly recommend read more

Loved the beer flights. They have so many interesting selection of beers. Food is good as well. Had great service from the bartenders. Definately going to be one of my favorite breweries. read more

Came here with my mom and some friends. Ryan was our server and he was awesome!! It was pretty busy (socially distanced tables) and he was super attentive and very personable. We had many beers and loaded squirrels...all of which were delicious. Highly recommend visiting here to anyone who likes beer, meat, and carbs. read more

We absolutely loved this brewery!! So many different beers (I think they had 25 on tap) to try with names to make you laugh! We also had some dinner there, the rolls are amazing and just what you need when you're trying so many tasty beers. Many of the beers had high ABV which we are always up for! The atmosphere was nice, not too loud. It was a great place for our date night. Also covid precautions were all followed. Already planning the next time back! read more

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My husband and I checked this place out last night and we were very pleased with our experience. Exceptional beer, ambience, and service - what more can you ask for?! The owner was very attentive and personable and spent time with us telling us how he got started and going over his brewing process. We will for sure be back! read more

Great beer, loaded squirrel balls are delicious, owners and staff are incredibly friendly, and super convenient to get to if you live in Thornton. read more

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Went for a girl's night out. This place has a nice atmosphere. The staff was friendly and handled our large group with ease. I had a type of "squirrel bait," (an appetizer) but I can't remember which one. Regardless, of that detail, it was yummy! Of course, I had a beer, the Crispy Crem...ation Stout. I'll be back! read more

Best beer in Denver area, the owner makes them all himself and it shows. Great atmosphere and bar food also, highly recommend.

This place is amazing. Great beer, great personality. Family owned and operated. Try a bunch of their beer and have their 'kolache' type foods, a homemade bread recipe stuffed with meats, cheeses, and all kinds of vegetables. Definitely coming here again. read more

Stopped by on a whim. So worth it. Beer was flavorful, hit the palet with interesting tastes. Rustic atmosphere, great staff with a pleasant attitude. Would stop by again. Ps. Get a side of the breadsticks....yummm... read more

Very fun and energetic place to grab fantastic beer and food. The name, Satire, says it all. Great place.

It's very rare that I give a five star rating. This place is amazing. Often with local breweries, I struggle to find a beer I actually enjoy. They have several different delicious beers to choose from. The food is good, the beer is good, the staff is spectacular. Give these guys a chance. read more

Excellent beer, excellent food, excellent service! Just off the main drag in Thornton, super easy to get to!

Great beer, great service, great atmosphere! Can't go wrong with the loaded squirrels and there's always new brews to try.

Phenomenal beer and food. I've never been so satisfied in food, service, and beer. I would recommend this in a heartbeat and will be telling my friends and family about this. We had the squirrel package with has five bread filled deliciousness and amazing beer. For a foodie and beer snob I'm impressed. read more

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This place made me life like I'm home. I've never been to a brewery that has treated me like this! Brian was awesome and helped me picked out the best brews to try. I will definitely be coming back here soon. read more

Satire Brewing Company - Beer and it was so good!!!! - Brewpubs Near Me - Thornton, Colorado

Satires This is a family owned and operated Brewery with good food. They have a back room for privet events a patio for live music, there's a great bike path with easy acess, just 1 blk north of 120th and Grant St. Todd and Stacy the owners are very welcoming and take the time to chat with their customers. And they have some of the best service around with their knowledgeable wait staff. read more

Great beers, great service, great food. Have been here 3 times this month. Cute outdoor space with pretty flowers!

We were in the neighborhood shopping at the outlet mall. Yelp guided us to Satire brewery. We started out on the outside patio surrounded by colorful flower bourbon barrels and a cold brew. Raindrops took us inside to a Napa type decor playing current country music tunes. The beer was refreshing and our squirrel bites stuffed with spicy sausage, cheese and peppers were original and delish. We had a delay in our order and Todd, the owner, took care of us. He also gave a personal tour to my retired Coor's man of his brewing process. It was a wonderful, laid back, relaxing experience. Highly recommended! Look forward to another brew there. read more

Didn't even have a beer here because of my experience right off the bat...On a Sat afternoon on Halloween I showed up for a beer, I was by myself and was seated at the bar next to literally 75 dirty glasses!!! It looked like the staff hadn't cleaned one single glass all day and think it's all right to seat people next to this. I sat patiently waiting as I watched the waitress pour 8 beers then leave them on a tray for 10mins before delivering them...After witnessing that and sitting next to the entire bar worth of dirty glasses I walked out! This place is old school, bad beer just off reading the menu and the staff is unorganized and has no respect for the beer they brew!!! No thank you! Avoid this place unless you are dying of thirst!!! read more

100% 5 STARS!! This was our first visit... The moment you walk through the door you can just feel the good vibes from the first person that greets you! The entire staff is very friendly and welcoming. Had really great interactions with everyone including Todd, the owner of the establishment. He took the time to show us around which was awesome and rarely do you see that, especially from the business owner himself! It was greatly appreciated and I believe my friend and I have finally found a place to call "home" after 4 years of searching! We're definitely bringing our girlfriends and all friends there to share the experience that we were given! And before I forget... The drink selection is EXCELLENT with so many different beers to choose from and they were all fantastic! The food menu is hilarious and you have to check it out to appreciate what I mean... and SOOOO good! Who doesn't like sausage and bacon!!! If you don't go with us, check it out on your own... you'll truest enjoy! read more

Nice atmosphere, friendly staff and good beer etc but at $7.00 a beer it's pricey. You can go to the craft beer tap house around the corner and get a similar or same craft beer for $4-$5 bucks. read more

Great beer and wonderful Staff! Had a retirement party in their back room and it was a huge success. They were helpful in planning and they were so great with all our guests. The waitstaff was incredible! read more

My new favorite brewery. Good beer. Food is unique and amazing (I can order an entire plate of bacon with brown sugar on it?!). Decor is very cool. And there is a distillery tasting room attached. We just found this spot by accident. Will definitely be back. read more

Great atmosphere and very nice outdoor area! The food tasted pretty good, but I don't agree with the prices. The meat and cheese sampler was wayyyyyy over priced. I understand the meat is local, but I've been to much fancier places where the charcuterie was more impressive for less. Otherwise, pretty damn good bacon wrapped pretzels and stuffed breads! Thanks for the experience! :) read more

Good service, good beer, the food on the other hand was lacking.... Taunting squirrel, it's basically a bread with cheese... where's the meat!! Ya advertise bacon, ya get bacon bits, most likely wont be back, was gonna address this with the staff but was forgotten about when we didn't order more beer.... read more

Had a great evening at Satire brewing. The owners are very personable and the beer was very good. Looking forward to to our next visit.

We were looking for a place in this area to meet up with our friends and stumbled across Satire Brewing on Yelp. We loved Satire Brewing! The beer was great, the lighting/atmosphere was perfect, and sitting in the back felt a little like Game of Thrones with the big wooden tables. Our bartender was helping out the owner and just super nice and helpful (usually you order from the bar, but when things were slow he came out to check on us and take any new orders). The bread/appetizers were amazing. I think the story is that the bread recipe has been in the family for 100 years or something and it was quite delicious. We got the sampler (I think 5x pieces of bread balls with different fillings), and the dessert bread, both were delicious! read more

Great beers (we tried a lot) and excellent service! Everyone was super friendly and the atmosphere is one of the best we have been to in the Denver area. It's a great spot to bring your family or to meet a buddy to have a beer. Fantastic new addition to the neighborhood! read more

The beer is great and the food is great! The owners are awesome, personable folks. Can't wait to go back!