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Room 315 overlooked the pool, the beach, and the corner edge of the hotel building to the right. The saving grace from the partial view was the nice sized balcony with two chairs and a small plastic table. The room was a king with balcony (pool and gulf view), but the actual sight line of the pool was blocked by a tree. The shuffle board court was quite visible. If I actually cared to see the pool from the room, this would bother me since it was part of the description for the room. What did bother me in the room was the lack of art (photo of room art posted), very low water pressure for the shower, no light at the table (a small reading lamp would be nice), no bars or hooks in the shower to hang clothes on (not even a retractable clothes line), and only one three drawer short chest of drawers and two night stand for clothes (the chest was slightly taller than the night stands and perfect height for the tv). These are the things that bothered me, yet I gave them 4 stars (before since other things were discovered by the Mister). So, as of checkout, the pros don't necessarily outweigh the cons for me. The concerns that we have cannot be resolved before my check out date and are not one room specific (that has changed since we found a dusty black sports bra under the bed while checking the room to make sure we didn't leave any if our things behind). Cleanliness would cause me to not stay here again.
I really liked having a full kitchen with electric stove, although I didn't cook (I like having choices). The kitchen was stocked with the basics including dishes, glassware, utensils, towels, coffee maker. We found two unclean knives in the drawer (see photos by Carl O.) Free wi-fi is always good (even if you've unplugged you will need to check into your flight home, or maybe watch something streaming). There is a grocery store about a mile walking west and a Publix close by to the east (go to the Publix, you'll thank me later), John's Pass and Boardwalk is about a mile west and great for all types of entertainment in case you need more than a relaxing time by the beach. There are very good to decent restaurants about a quarter of a mile walk con the resort (great recommendations from the front desk). The lobby is very small, just enough to handle business, including a few seats for waiting so there were no hustle bustle attitude workers (everyone that I encountered was very helpful). There is a rack of pamphlets for local activities and offerings and a shelf of DVD movies and board games (free for hotel guests to check out).
We greatly enjoyed the pool. It's my most favorite amenity. The heated pool was clean and ranged from 3 ft 4 in to 8 ft. No life guard on duty. Several tables and chairs with umbrellas, and loners at the pool and just before the beach entry. Clear skies, flying birds...pure serenity.
Free parking on-site, a great plus compared to other local resorts charging $20 or so daily for parking. Free daily continental breakfast included packets of oatmeal, coffee, cinnamon rolls, fruit, nut bars and 4oz juice cold rounds (the kind you get for middle school lunch). Ok, that's not so impressive but for a quick bite it will do (coffee and a cinnamon roll made the top of the list).
Overall, this hotel is clean, but the room had some issues as noted, quiet (until I heard a crying kid across the balcony area, called the front desk and was told that the owners family may be visiting with kids - INSERT BLACK STARE #That'sNotAdultsOnly #That'sNotWhatIPaidToSeeOrHear #NowThat'sEnoughToMakeMeNotReturn #IFlewALongWayForAnAdultsExclusiveStay). They can be add cut add they want to be, and it doesn't matter how big they were, they were present, seen, and heard, and apparently live in the penthouse (said someone at the front desk as he showed us the family pictures upon check out). Nevertheless, our stay was slow and quiet. We were able to enjoy the beach and just plain get a mental break from a busy life, which was the goal.
I should also mention that the hotel does not offer canopied beach chairs for the beach, but rather they are available to rent for $20 a day from a local vendor who has set up this option on the free access beach section that is directly in front of the hotel. You can buy a chair umbrella across the street for under $15, a worthy purchase even if you throw it away after checkout, in case you can't take it on the plane. Technically, you can honestly get more amenities in most other resorts, but we knew that before booking and didn't come here for that. Worth noting again, the heated pool is great and relaxing and it is greatly encouraged daily.
***Yes, I love children so take this adult face value... an adults exclusive resort should be just that. Since the owners live in the penthouse and have children know that this claim is not ever possible at the Shoreline Island Resort - Adults Exclusive.***
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