This place is garbage. Overpriced, owners don't have any idea what they're talking about. Zero…read moreselection of items and what they do have is 50% more expensive than the next most expensive place in town. stay away.

Terrific experience. Been to plenty of smoke shops but the staff was incredibly friendly let me…read morelook around and gave me a nice lil tour for my first time. Found a product I liked and Sharon who was helping me suggested a new tobacco that I really like!! It was packaged REALLY well which I appreciated since I was on my bike and it went in my backpack. Great prices and killer service I will def be back

Nice selection of glass at a reasonable price and the employees have all been very pleasant to deal…read morewith so far

Not your average smoke shop. This place is filled with lots of neat things-from pipes to bongs to…read morehookahs, handmade purses, incense, etc etc. I got a beautiful purse/bag handmade from an orange rice sack. Apparently these sell out as soon as he gets any in so I was very lucky to get it. Basic pipes seem a bit pricey but oddly some other things seem reasonable/cheap. The owner is super friendly, makes you feel welcome as if you were walking into his home instead of his business. Well worth going to.

What happens to the business in sad that they closed they were great people really nice and…read moreinformative anytime I needed help k always got an answer anything I needed pen wise like replaceable Yocan parts they had it 3 days or less.

Owned and operated by the og's of Santa Maria (**) cute…read morepieces and prices, and always welcome (灬 灬)

Last week we visited the the shop in search of a BONG (water pipe) to use smoking my prescription…read moreMarijuana for my PTDSD MST. The young man running the shop (name I'm drawing a blank) is very personable and friendly. He is also educated in the Products theory sell. T-shirts, shorts, sandals, Boba Iced Tea, any many other treats and delights. Amsterdam Vape Cafe & Gallery are providing a service to our community which is dearly needed. There are other store with similar items, however the other shops are not providing this level of service. I will post pictures later

Called if they vape related things and was told they had plenty, just to find out on arrival they…read moreonly had 2 items, 2 items isn't plenty. Definitely not recommended for vape...... Want to improve get more or different kinds of vape juice and equipment and dont just hold two bottles in stock

Besides all the cool smoke shop accessories, I have been purchasing the CBD1000 ultra strength pain…read morerelief CBD oil. It relieves anxiety in my case also. Just a finger tip amount applied to sore muscles works instantly! Thank you Drew for introducing my friends and I to this product! JK

Great folks very helpful ha e tons of goodies. They prob have it if u need it…read more Right on the main drag easy to find

amazing selection and great prices! everyone working there is very nice and always helpful!read more

Excellent service. Great selection. Knowledgeable staff. Reasonable prices. If I'm going out of…read moretown I stock up. I support local small businesses.

This is a bitchen place. I spent three weeks working and Santa Barbara and found this place on my…read moresecond day. Very few places carry my choice of vapes, but this shop had an alternative that I actually like better. The vibe inside the store was always chill. But what I really can't figure out is that I live in the desert. The cost of doing business in the High Desert is probably lower than anywhere else in California. I would think the cost of doing business in Goleta would be astronomical. Yet, the vapes inside this shop are about 15% less than what I pay at home. Figure that one out. I will be working in Santa Barbara again in January. I will definitely stop at this shop again.

I bought an expensive lighter. When i got home it didn't work at all. I figured no problem these…read morethings happen I'll just bring it back and they will obviously replace it. Not the case . They basically told me tough luck sucker and wouldnt even work with me when i said id buy a more expensive lighter and i would make up the difference. I told them that i have spent a lot of money there and they are loosing a good costumer and i left with my lighter that is only good for a paper weight.

Great smoke shop. Very knowledgeable on their product. Christian is efficient and very friendly…read more I highly recommended Illusions Smoke & Vape Shop in Santa Barbara

I would not take my business here if your trying to save money. Economy is not great right now and…read morebusinesses like this one are taking advantage of that. I went to get a pod for my sons vape, not only did he sell me the wrong one but, was 1.99 more than where I normally get his. I also get Krave Green Maeng Da usually 1000 capsules, they sell it for 130.00 at illiusions I get it for 90.00 a short distance away. This place is a major price gauge! I would not recommend it to anyone. Not only did the guy make a mistake I handed him my sons vape, he gave me the wrong size and charged me 5.00 for one. I I had to pay for my gas to come back which we all know is expensive. I also get my son Zyn 3 mg smooth to help him to quit smoking. We pay 5.39 for them. At illusions it is double that. Save your money check around cause this place over charges for sure! I give them a zero if I could. Sure they have friends posting reviews with 5 stars. Check around people, i am telling the truth. Thats the only thing I do. Call other places and get their prices. You will not be sorry. 90.00 compared to their 130.00 for the Krave Green Meang Da can buy you 40.00 in gas or food. My son also order from Indonesia which he gets better prices eliminating the middle man. My son takes it for severe pain. Drs just abruptly cut him off from pain medicine which could have killed him, this has helped him so much, Works better than any pain meds for him. Kratom tea is the best.