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    Peter D.

    I came to this place wanting to experience the "speakeasy" vibes. Unfortunately, I cannot agree to that sentiment. I went here with some friends and we could barely hear each other - which was especially concerning as we came on a Saturday at 6 pm. The music was being blasted in our ears and this did not match with the chill vibes I initially thought coming into this place. In terms of the drinks, I thought this place was overpriced with mid tasting flavors. I wish I could say better remarks about my drink, but I could not even finish it at the end of my visit. The service was also very underwhelming. Our server dismissed our group when we wanted to order more drinks, so we all decided to leave after getting one drink respectively. I will not be coming back anytime soon as there are other great bars in DC to check out.

    Renee D.

    My husband found this spot online, and since it was just a quick ride from our hotel, we hopped on some bikes and made it a little adventure. ‍ Tucked underground like a secret DC bunker, this bar is small, cute, and full of personality. And then there's MJ -- the bartender who turned a casual drink stop into a whole vibe. He was warm, witty, and made us feel like regulars five minutes in. Also... government deals? Only in DC. It's giving "speakeasy meets Capitol Hill happy hour," and honestly, I was here for it. If you like your bars with character, charm, and a little bit of cheek -- this is your spot.

    Espresso Martini
    Nicole C.

    You could easily miss the location which is the point. Service was great! Ambiance was very festive since this was the holiday but regardless the design aesthetic there is super cute. I don't believe they have food but would definitely go again for drinks.

    Ron de la playa
    Melissa G.

    If you're looking for a speakeasy with a sexy vibe then you definitely need to check out STFU! This is one of the newer speakeasys to open and is located in Navy Yard just around the corner from Chicken and Whiskey. Like many other speakeasys, it is located in the basement which is accessible an via elevator or stairs. As soon as you walk in, you get the sexy vibe from the lighting to the setup and decor. The staff is very friendly and they have a great menu of craft cocktails. On select nights they have a dj or live bands and karaoke. Definitely worth checking out if you like speakeasys!

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    Kent D.

    A nice little speak easy, nestled in the basement of a building in the Navy Yard. The vibe is more lounge than anything else, with dark lighting and music playing. The servers all wore dress shirts with bow ties, which didn't really match the vibe of the place. They only serve alcohol, no food, so don't go there hungry, which is one of the reasons why I left after only one drink. The other was the uncomfortable seating along the wall. As far as the drink that I had, they have an assortment of cocktails that you can order from the menu. The drinks were pre-made, so that was a major disappointment. I think it'd be best if you just ordered a traditional cocktail and not their special ones.

    Chell H.

    Really nice addition to the Navy Yard area! (I'm glad to see something other than a sports bar in the area). If you enjoy craft cocktails and a low key atmosphere, definitely make a reservation and enjoy. I can't wait to visit again!

    Espresso martini
    Sarah A.

    This is a cute little speakeasy that has a really cool vibe. It's starting to get very popular so if you come, especially when they do Sunday fun day expect to be waiting a while to get in. You also do need to get tickets in advance for certain events that they have. Overall, I really enjoyed their Espresso martini. Their menus are always changing, so be sure to check out some of their latest concoctions. They really do a good job with craft cocktails and the space is really cool. It gets super packed and you'll be very very hot in there so just be mindful if you go in the winter And you bring a heavy coat. They don't have a ton of bathrooms, but the bathrooms are pretty spacious as well once you get into them. They are all individual person bathrooms.

    What we got when we ordered $16 glasses of "Prosecco"
    Kelsii D.

    We came for a quick drinks after a Nationals game and love the speakeasy vibe. Sadly, there are many things wrong with this place. First off, we ordered a Prosecco and had the bartender promise it was Prosecco when I told him it was flat and he begrudgingly poured us new glasses. We ended up with Prosé sparkling wine from Italy, which is not Prosecco, and made of completely different grapes. It was not great. Then, we found out they add a 20% auto-gratuity on all services without telling anyone or giving a check for review before paying so the bill seemed a little high. When I spoke to a manager about the "apparent" overcharge issue and the fact that they incorrectly named sparkling wine prosecco, he had to look at the bottle to confirm it was in fact not prosecco. He offered to take back our glasses and refund our drinks. That was a nice gesture but the overcharge was not clarified until he waved a receipt in my sisters face and showed the price included a 20% auto-gratuity which the bartender (nor manager) deserved seeing as how neither of them knew it was a sparkling wine and not prosecco to begin with. Their attitudes were crass and unprofessional and if their only solution is to "take back our drinks because we seem unhappy about everything" and give us a refund, needless to say their customer service could also use some help! It's too bad too because the venue has a lot to potential and a good DJ. Hate to knock it but unless they change their manager, I won't be back and I highly suggest you rethink going.

    Spencer D.

    Stopped in here after dinner on a Friday night. Solid cocktails saved an otherwise confusing venue. The good: the drinks here are good, an interesting and unique selection of cocktails made fresh by an army of friendly staff. We tried three of the house drinks and my wife loved the hot honey addition. The bad: the atmosphere is a bit confusing. It was set up as a lounge when we were there but the single large open room with concrete floors, large screen tv walls and dj booth made it feel much more like a dance club and not like the intimate lounge that the furniture and staff outfits seguested it was. Maybe we were just here to early and they do move the low tables from the room and turn into a nightclub at some point but while we were there it seemed like the space design and atmosphere were really at odds with the lounge theme. The mediocre: Hidden bar/speakeasy niche. This is a fun novelty that I have enjoyed in the past and I like the general setup of the entrance to this bar for that reason. However again they undermine this novelty by putting red velvet ropes and a bouncer outside the street entrance. Overall good stop for a few cocktails on a quiet night but not quite the intimate speakeasy lounge we thought.

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    Good service/atmosphere and had a fun time with the live DJ. Drinks are quite pricey though!

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    Kari was amazing! Such great service she should get a raise. The drinks she brought us were so good.

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    Incredible place, good music, and Carlos is great, thanks for recommending the place to me.

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    I was not pleased with my one experience here. My friends and I, a group of 3 girls, stumbled in…read morelooking for a couple of drinks after a late dinner. We arrived around midnight Our ID's were checked at the front and were told that last call was at 12:15am despite the bar closing at 1am. It was extremely humid and hot (like even more humid and hot than the outside at that time). All of the tables/booths were closed off, so only bar seating was available. There was only 1 bartender and 1 barkeeper, with the bartender being clearly overwhelmed. He stated that he couldn't make any complicated drinks (likely implying the specialty cocktails), so we just ordered simple classic cocktails including an old fashioned and gin & tonic. I was surprised that last call occurred 45 minutes prior to closing, seeming to apply to both food and drinks (given the bartender's comment). Despite this, I was surprised we were even let in if last call was about to occur. Didn't spend much time here but please see the attached for menu photos.

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    Such a fun spot! I…read morewas in town visiting a friend and we got dinner across the street at the sushi place. I was pulling up Yelp to see what bar we wanted to go after and saw this on the list. We were initially going to go to the karaoke bar next door but when we walked inside, it was wayyyy too loud and obnoxious so we were like perfect let's go across the street! We walk into the ramen spot and ask where the speakeasy is and the guy led us to the back and showed us to some stairs to go down. Seriously, how COOL is this place??? The neon lights were so fun! We walked into the bar and immediately loved it! Good amount of bar seating plus some comfy couches and whatnot. There was music but it wasn't too obnoxious, we were still able to have conversations - it was surprisingly chill and exactly what we were looking for. Chatted to the bartender who made some fancy shots for us, had a few drinks. It was not busy at all on a Sat night which was nice. It is very dark inside even with the neon lights so it does make it hard to read the menus (had to use flashlights on our phone). But super fun spot, fun drinks, not too expensive, and a neat and chill experience! It was an excellent find for us for sure!

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    Allegory is a fun speakeasy-style cocktail bar in DC with a creative menu and a great setting for a…read morenight out with friends. We tried a variety of cocktails and enjoyed most of them. The menu is easy to navigate and offers plenty of interesting options, although a few drinks were a bit hit or miss for us. Service was friendly and pleasant throughout. The atmosphere is definitely lively--perhaps a little too lively for our taste, as it was surprisingly loud even on a weeknight. I can only imagine how busy it gets on weekends! That said, it still made for a fun evening with friends. Overall, a good cocktail spot with a creative menu and fun vibe, especially if you're looking for a more energetic night out.

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    We dropped in at about 7:30p on a Saturday. I was surprised that we were able to get a table…read more Marcus sat us and explained the menu. He was awesome. He was super attentive and helpful. We didn't know this was a gin bar but the drinks were tasty and great. The caramel popcorn is delicious. We got it without chocolate. This is an awesome space. I'll definitely be back.

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    Mad Hatter - Alice in Wonderland vibes

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    Amazing experience from start to finish. The location and views alone make it worth visiting, but…read morethe food was really good! I ordered the Mexican Caesar salad with salmon, and it was absolutely delicious. For appetizers, we shared the wings and truffle fries, and neither disappointed. Everything we ordered was flavorful, well-prepared, and beautifully presented. We had red velvet cake for dessert, served with strawberry ice cream. Those flavors paired well together and were a surprisingly delicious combination. It was the perfect way to end the meal. Service was good as well. There was no outdoor seating available, which looked like a great option for enjoying the scenery. We sat inside but stepped out onto the balcony to take pictures and take in the incredible views of Washington, D.C., and the Capitol. There's no smoke and mirrors here--the city views are stunning from here. The view alone makes this place worth a visit. While it is on the pricier side, the combination of great food, excellent atmosphere, and breathtaking scenery makes it well worth the cost. I would definitely recommend Smoke & Mirrors for a special night out and look forward to returning.

    Smoke & Mirrors has everything going for it on paper. Rooftop views of the Capitol, an expansive…read moreindoor-outdoor space, fire pits, a full bar. It's the kind of place that should be a reliable go-to for a group looking to catch sunset drinks before dinner. We made a reservation for eight, which turned out to be completely unnecessary given how empty it was when we arrived. After getting seated, 15 minutes passed without a single server coming by. Not a water drop, not an acknowledgment, nothing. A few of us eventually walked up to the host stand and asked if we could just order drinks at the bar while we caught the last of the sunset on the patio. Even that took far longer than it should have. This isn't a packed Friday night situation where you chalk it up to volume. The place was largely empty. The bar was slow regardless. We made it back to the table. Another 15 minutes before anyone came by to offer water or take drink orders. At that point, we looked at the limited snack menu, decided dinner was happening elsewhere, and let the host know we were leaving. The one server who did eventually stop by apologized and volunteered that the bar was just slow to get drinks out. At least someone said it out loud. The number of empty tables confirmed that plenty of other people had already figured this out on their own. The setting here is genuinely good. The views are real, the space is well-designed, and there's no reason this shouldn't work. But the service infrastructure clearly can't support even a moderately sized group on a slow night, which is a significant problem for a place marketing itself as an events and reservations venue. You can't charge Navy Yard prices and run a bar that moves at this pace. Wouldn't go back unless something has visibly changed.

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