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    Stone Cold Meats - Cypress

    4.6 (54 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 am - 6:00 pm

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    the goods

    It gets better and better every time I go! I'm on a quest to try everything so far very delicious.

    Every Caveman's Candy Shop!
    Christine H.

    Located in The Plazas of Longwood, Grant Rd and Louetta Rd, this is a shout out for all CAVEMEN and women... y'all's CARNIVORE CANDY SHOP has been discovered! Sean and associates are very down to earth, country feel kinda folks. Sean and Ami's shop is always clean and well stocked (if you come early!). There is something for everyone. This time we got vacuumed sealed wings, lemon pepper, bayou pachanga and buffalo, 2+lbs each, Chairman's Prime Pork Ribs, 2.85lbs, Wet Aged Ribeye, 1.25lbs, and Brisket tamales, fresh made Tx Torpedo, Tx Belly Roll, Frito Pie sausage, Wagyu Sirloin Flap 1.84lb (best for fajitas if you want to season your own). The vacuumed sealed packs are already seasoned for easy thaw and grill nights. I would recommend calling if you want a special cut/ size. Most everything we've tried has been DELICIOUS! They are consistent in flavor, quality and price. Love their pimento cheese. If your on the way out, and need a something Togo, check out the weekday hot sandwich specials. Grab a potato or macaroni salad to make it a meal. So much better than your regular fast food and you can't go wrong with homemade! Great choices for seasoning and sauces. Even have pellets, chips, and charcoals. 100% APPROVED & RECOMMENDED by my very own caveman, MrM.

    Apple bacon stuffed pork loin.
    Kelsey C.

    Absolutely worth the drive from Conroe. We had been wanted to visit Stone Cold Meats, and finally made it a point to this weekend. We were so impressed with the selection! Not only a beautiful butcher for Steaks and the regular cuts, but the ready to grill burgers, wings, stuffed pork chops, and stuffed chicken were all exciting to see. We got a 8oz Fillet, a 12 oz New York, the stone cold burgers, Dome Dogs, and apple stuffed pork chops. The Filet was so tender I could cut it with a fork (reverse sear then big green egg to medium rare), the New York had such amazing flavor, and the burgers and Dome dogs were delicious and easy. Will definitely go back.

    So many great meat selection.

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    Thank you for the 5 Star review, Joshua!

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    Thank you for the 5 Star review, Jo!

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    9 months ago

    Excellent meat, excellent selection, so much sausage! This is what a meat market should be!

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    10 months ago

    Me and my family love stone cold meats! Silas was very helpful. Will always come here for my meats.

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    10 months ago

    Fantastic cuts of meat. Clean. Friendly people. Helpful in helping you choose. Great variety.

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    Great variety for everyday and those wanting to try something exotic. Appreciate the ready made items as well.

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    2 years ago

    Great meat and great service! Definitely worth the price! Definitely provides options and most items are enough to feed 2.

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    Great customer service! Wide selection of different meats to get that stomach full n happy!

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    4 years ago

    Fantastic Local Butcher Shop. The Sleezymac Sausage is some of the best I've had, highly recommend giving this place a look!

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    3 years ago

    Very nice butcher shop. Lots of variety. Sales staff exemplary very helpful and knowledgeable

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    3 years ago

    Fresh meat in a modern butcher shop serving the best beef, chicken, sausage, and all the mixings.

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    3 years ago

    $60 for a half rack of lamb??? $35 for a duck breast? Will never shop here again. I spent $800 thinking it was worth it. Definitely not

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    Absolutely -- here is your review rewritten with no abbreviations and the same warm, polished tone…read moreyou love: --- Five Stars -- Absolutely Delicious and Truly Welcoming Killen's Barbecue in Cypress is an absolute gem. The food is incredible, and you can taste the love in every bite. Their coleslaw deserves its own special mention. It is not the heavy, creamy kind. Instead, it has a refreshing hint of vinegar and real personality that makes it wonderfully delicious. We also had the pleasure of meeting the manager, Sean, who was incredibly kind and took the time to answer all of our questions. In the main dining area, there is also a young man who is very attentive and exceptionally polite. The service here truly stands out. Between the friendly staff, the warm atmosphere, and the food that tastes like it was cooked with heart, this restaurant is a must‑visit. Highly recommend.

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    Journeyed up there mainly for the raw milk. However there is a process with that does't matter…read morethough I would go back for the fresh farm eggs and bacon. The parking is a little tight so I would suggest going earlier to when they open up. It seems like its very community like there most of the customers seemed to know each other as well as the owner. So when I entered in (looking somewhat lost) the owner was kind enough to walk me through what was where and answer any questions I had. The fresh eggs and bacon were enough for me to come out again however they have so much selection fresh veggies, beef bacon (didn't even know that was a thing). The site is on the main page so I would suggest checking that out ahead of making your trip out here. The owner and staff were engaging and helped me with my selections. The staff was helpful and patient with all my questions which made it easier to make selections and make hurried choices. If you want to try out some fresh farm food I highly recommend Victoria's Natural Market especially the bone chicken broth (they have a beef broth), bacon, and farm eggs.

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