Strap in for a brutally honest review...
This hotel (I cannot call it an inn), was disappointing on many levels.
First of all, there was no innkeeper to greet us. I checked in at the front desk like a typical hotel. The girl at the front desk looked to be 16 years old. We were staying in the "carriage house" which was not attached to the main house. After I waited about five minutes while she dealt with another customer who was getting a restaurant gift certificate, she handed me my key and pointed through the window in the direction of my room. That was the extent of my welcome. Cordial, but not friendly.
I drove around to the "carriage house" which is not that in the least. It is in fact closer to a retreat center bunk house with hotel rooms. At first glance, the room was no different than a hotel room, other than the exterior exit onto a deck. This was not the "super deluxe" room we expected.
With further inspection of the room, it was abundantly clear that we could have stayed at a Hampton Inn for a third of the cost and been more comfortable.
Here are the amazing but true details:
Decor is very dated. Needs new paint everywhere. Ceiling is cheap sprayed "popcorn"... just like a cheap hotel. It also had a bizarre valance above the bed... very odd.
The wall to wall carpeting was dirty and stained and in need serious cleaning or replacement.
The furniture in room (two chairs and a couch) are dated and too small to sit comfortably in for any length of time.
The bathroom could have been nice, but it hasn't been updated in many years. The worst offense was that the stone tile flooring was literally cracked. Many tiles were cracked right through and had missing pieces.
The bathroom floor was heated... and hot! Heated tile floors are supposed to be comfortable and take away the chill of the morning, but these were too hot to stand on with bare feet.
The shower was combined with the oval jacuzzi tub making it awkward. And the tub was maroon... so dated.
The old wooden deck was listed as a "private East facing deck" ... only thing private about it was the fact that our room was the only one with access to it. It was completely open to view of the parked cars. There was no privacy. And it faced parking and trees... there was no sunrise or any benefit to it being "east facing."
The deck seating was two wrought iron chairs which were dirty and uninviting.
Part of our plan was to relax on the deck and read books in the afternoon... that was a total bust.
The door to exterior did not shut properly, and I was barely able to lock it. The door itself is rotting away all along the bottom. Additional pieces of the door came off during our stay.
We were given vouchers for breakfast at the restaurant. Vouchers? Yes, because the staff doesn't know who you are. They couldn't pick you out of a line up in order to charge the breakfast to your room. This is NOT an Inn.
It was abundantly clear that this place cares more about the public restaurant than the rooms and those staying in them.
We would have been better off in a $90 hotel room... Unfortunately we spent three times too much.
We filled out the comment card, though I would have complained to the innkeeper... but there isn't one. I held back from unloading on the 16 year old at the front desk because it was clear she had no interest in me or my needs.
I would never recommend this place to anyone.
Caveats: we did not stay in the main house, though I cannot say if we would have liked it because there was no one inviting enough to give us a tour. I can't imagine that the service in the main house would be any different. The first floor was entirely dedicated to the restaurant...
The breakfast was good, but we were treated no differently than any other restaurant patron who walked off the street. read more