I work in the building across the street and have gone here for lunch too many times to count. If I didn't work in the building across the street I doubt I would have ever gone into this corner building, strip mall, dive bar unless something horrific was happening in the world, such as the zombie apocalypse, one in which I'm being chased by a hoard and my only salvation is to enter a dive bar where, more than likely, the servers will also be zombies and I'll be fucked pretty bad.
That said, the place kind of smells like musk and sadness and the two or three middle aged servers look like they've lived a lot of life. There are always a few hunched over dudes at the bar, watching sports or maybe counting their misfortunes. One server appears to have always just had something weird or traumatic happen to her before she takes our order, like she was just bitching at SRP for shutting her power off or she just found out her teenage son got arrested on drug charges- then she comes to take our order. While the service has never been despicable, we always have to wait an unnecessary amount of time for our tab, which sucks since we're anxious to get back to our meaningless jobs.
She also asks us "what flavor" of beer we want, which confused me since, like, Blue Moon is not exactly a "flavor" as much it is, you know, a brand. But I can look past this.
I've eaten a few things here and the worst and most unacceptable was a simple dinner salad which was literally wilted Iceburg, bag lettuce with an obscene amount of dressing. I can only assume that they thought if they covered the wilted lettuce with enough fatty Ranch I wouldn't notice the lettuce was bad. I did, but I didn't send it back, instead I ate it and drank beer and talked about how much better the director's cut of Bladerunner is.
The wings are mediocre, not crispy enough for me to say they're cooked well, not thick enough to call them plump, and not tasty enough to assume that the sauce is anything more than some Frank's Red Hot concoction with some added butter or someshit.
I've also had the pleasure of the chicken "fritters" which are, you know, frozen chicken strips deep fried. I order these most times I come here because they can't really fuck it up and you can't exactly go wrong with chicken strips. I've also ordered the "fire" fries which are just their fries with Cayenne pepper on them, and they charge another 1.50 for this.
What IS worth the trip across the way and the shady, low brow atmosphere are the two dollar burgers on Tuesdays. I actually never order the burgers only because I'm not much of a burger person, but my regular co-workers tell me they're tasty, a cut above a fast food burger and cheaper. (Though, consider that you're also leaving a tip for the service, not getting fries, and paying extra for cheese, so it's not THAT much of a better deal than fast food, just sayin'.)
What I can't look past, why Dirty Drummer is only getting two stars, is the fact that the only reason we came here; the five dollar pitchers of domestics, are now, for some reason, NINE dollar pitchers which, needles to say, is absolutely not worth it, especially considering the skimpy size of the pitchers, the depressing atmosphere and the tore up servers. After my co-worker noticed this new four dollar addition to the pitcher price he said, rather cleverly, "looks like this is the last time we'll be drumming."
And it was. read more