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    The Dirty Sweet

    3.9 (28 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 3:00 AM (Next day)

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    Milk chocolate, there's flavors for all preferences
    Laura B.

    It was a good time, the music and atmosphere is good. There's no food at least not on a Friday evening is just tapas for munchies which is fine. The dessert of course was epic. Went with a group of ladies we danced all night. Very safe to say the least. At least for Saturday evening is an older older crowd but hey, everyone is entitled to fun.

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    Christina R.

    This place is trip where else can you get baked shaped penis's and vagina's. It's actually very clean and cater to making what you wish. I had the Breast stuffed with Nutella and tried the Vagina shape. It's Cakey like a cupcake.

    Melissa L.

    First and foremost, the actual desserts are delicious. I was nervous because most of the times these kinds of places, the desserts are just for show, but don't actually taste good. The only thing that was annoying was that in order to order the dessert you had to go into the dessert site if you went in through the restaurant side, they couldn't place the order and bring it to you which made no sense. The friends that I was with also ordered multiple drinks and disliked all of them. Personally, I would just go for the desserts and nothing more.

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    Amarilys T.

    So I was introduced to this place the night before thanks to my sister's friends who got her a cake with 3 penis style edible cake toppers. When we took a bite into them they were DELICIOUS!! Soft batter and filled with dulce de leche. Sooo we spent the rest of the night and next day craving more (since the cake and toppers all fell on the floor). The next day my sister and I decided to check the place out. To my surprise it wasn't listed on Yelp. So I added the business. The reason I'm giving it 3 stars is because of the lack of customer service we received when we visited as well as the quality of the "dulces". It was our first time there so we were clearly lost in what and how to order since you can order penis & coochies (refer to the menu).. You customize what you want inside and out of them. You would think that them seeing how lost we were they would try to explain things; when we were ordering one of them was seemingly annoyed. ‍ The one who we initially thought was taking our order was working on a large order for a party and was complaining to someone over the phone about how she was hung over and partied the night before. So I assume that's why the bad and very little customer service. Definitely got zero smiles. The other sad part. In the pictures they look delish but nothing compared to the night before. It's as if they gave us the old ones from the day before. Certainly weren't fresh; they were chewy, kinda hard and barely any filling. Needless to say I won't go back again. Craving fulfilled . I guess that's better for diet purpose

    Nalla R.

    This place is crazy. First of all this is definitely an experience from the moment you walk in. If you have never been here, just so you know there are no children allowed and for good reason. I felt like we were in a club, great energy and super fun. The host was super entertaining and was really into it. You order into the microphone which was different and they decorate the cakes however you want. Tons of toppings to choose from and reasonably priced. Definitely recommend.

    Wendy H.

    Super fun desserts. The girl that helped me was great and super helpful! It was good and a great dessert to bring to any adult party.

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    Julie C.

    What can I say about these place I want to try these exotic pastries it tasted really good there's a girl that doesn't really well she's very nice and attentive

    Stefanie P.

    The place was okay, but the waffles are too much and too sweet at the same time. very thick and left my mouth feeling like a popeyes biscuit and in need of water after. I feel like the toppings were mostly toward the bottom of the shaft which is fine, but i felt like only the part where most of the topping were was necessary, the rest of it seemed like it was a bit much. also, they don't really have a menu which made it a bit confusing for ordering and i really wish that process was less confusing.

    Definitely a fun spot ..i have to come back and visit the restaurant area ...
    Manny S.

    Definitely a fun spot with fun employes ..i have to cone back and visit the restaurant area

    Natasha C.

    Ordered via Uber eats. The desserts themselves were delicious. Love the novelty factor of the desserts as well. Knocked a star for the way their menu was set up. It wasn't as easy to order as it should've been. Items not clear. Ordered "fruits" on top and it was actually fruity pebbles. Still tasty regardless.

    AMAZING SERVICE!!! Alfredo was our server who was very attentive to us. I came to celebrate my moms birthday, we had such a great time. The music and the food are 10/10. I'm really happy I discovered this place. BEST PLACE IN HIALEAH!!!! MEJOR LUGAR DE TODO HIALEAH

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    This is a very nice restaurant and dessert venue they got great shows on the weekends only for adults

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    It was good! different, big and a sweet experience. I love the fact that u can pick the size and the toppings.

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    3 years ago

    Order a cake for my husband! Very nice dedication and taste delicious! Will most definitely recommend this place!

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    Tienen un montón de sabores, helados , batidos chochas, bichotes, están ubicados en hialeah

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    Great cakes, all the classic Cuban pastries, and pastelitos and croquetas to die for (or from?)…read more What a way to go! I came here because more than a few people told me about their guava pastelitos. Let me just say, not all guava pastelitos are created equally! You get that after having one of their perfectly flaky and sweet guava pastries. They've been worked on by traditional bakers who know what they're doing. This also extended to the guava and cheese and cheese only pastelitos. So addicting. They'll ruin you for any other. This is a dive in a tiny strip mall with limited parking. There's no seating inside, so it's strictly grab-and-go. They're very efficient and nice.

    Croquetas are my favorite here. Everything else it's just average and typical Cuban bakery stuff…read more The staff is quick to attend but getting good service is a flip of a coin. Sometimes great, others not very pleasant. This looks and feels like any Hialeah bakery that needs some TLC since it looks like it's stuck in 1998. Parking is terrible and sometimes dangerous because people driving on West 4th Ave confuse it with the Daytona 500 race track. But it's worth it for the croquetas. Here is a pro tip: croquetas are $1. But 25 party croquetas is around $8 as of this writing. But you get so much more for your money. If that's too much for you, just share them with friends or family...

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