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    The Haunted Mortuary

    3.7 (71 reviews)
    Closed 7:00 pm - 11:00 PM

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    Chelsea H.

    Just saw their new show, Tales of the Macabre. AMAZING! So much fun, great acting, wonderful drinks, incredible sets, and awesome makeups! The Mortuary never disappoints!

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    Christopher C.

    It mightve been over in 30 minutes, but ages later im still reeling and feeling from it. Set in an actual funeral home with body preparation on site, and a real NOLA raised cemetery outback, this a truly epic haunted house. You go up and down and up and down through the funeral home until you reach the basement, i wont spoil it, but all is not what it seems. We left the place screaming, crying, and laughing in exaltation. What a wonderful experience. Top two haunted houses ive ever visited.

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    Belle P.

    The inside is very well set. Lots of cool animatronics, sets, and solid number of scare actors. The issue is going in with such a large group is not scary. You are able to see the people in front of you being scared. Also, I had a group in front that screamed at everything so the actors focused on them. Maybe it not scary at all. Would have like a few jump scares. It is spooky being next to the cemetery. Overall cool experience to do once.

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    Anagha N.

    Okay I'm going to give an extremely honest review, but I'm ALSO going to tell you what to do if you'd like to make the most of this experience! For clarity: my group did the 2021 theme: INFERNO, A journey to hell. I, personally, didn't find the Mortuary that scary. I am an easily frightened person who loves the occasional adrenaline rush, but what scares me more than anything is ~atmosphere~. Eeriness. A creeping sense of dread. I've seen haunted houses nail this, but the Mortuary is less focused on this element. They are more in to loud noises and jumpscares, which definitely does the trick for some people! If you're one of those people it's in your best interest to be THE FIRST person in line, or approximately 5 people after that, or at the very end. Why? This gives time for the "scares" to reset. I was 3rd in line, and clearly saw the people in front of me get frightened by the jump scares. Some of the jumps waited for me to pass, but in those moments I was already on guard since I had just seen someone else get startled. If you want to really feel the rush, try to be the first person in your party. The second issue is that actor quality greatly varied. Some folks were IN the roles: and they were great. Even if I wasn't particularly frightened by them, they made the atmosphere so much more believable, and the experience more enjoyable. Others...not so much. Actors who don't commit can kill the vibe instantly. Lastly I'll tell you my favorite part of the experience as well as a warning. There is a portion of this year's scare that occurs 100% in the dark. This was my favorite bit. The sense of dread as you're blindly feeling the space in front of you, not sure what you'll touch or where you're going at all, is great. However it's definitely an accessibility issue for some folks, so be warned! Lastly be sure that you're capable of walking on stair cases! And don't worry: nobody will jump out at you while you're on them (this was a concern for me lol)

    We went on a Wednesday at 8:30pm. No lines, smooth entry. The employees were friendly and on the inside the team did a great job with their acting/animations. The decor and spooky atmosphere was top notch. It went by quick. I wish it was longer seeing that it was $30 per person. 4/5 stars.

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    Christina P.

    Went for Halloween-y during this pandemic. Located in the heart of mid-city this site has off street parking as well as a mini parking lot. I would for sure try and find street parking. This year they had allotted times for ticketed purchases and the wait wasn't long. They provided signs and guidelines as to where to stand and how far everyone should be apart. This year they made it interactive and let us guests hunt down the zombies. There were clear instructions on how to hunt down the zombies, how to clear the site and how to proceed. It took us about 30-45mins to complete the whole house and we exited through the basement. I love the fact that they made it Covid friendly and changed it so patrons could still feel the Halloween spirit. 10/10 would come back!

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    Dacia Z.

    This was the best Laser Tag Haunted House ever! You heard me right. Laser tag in a haunted . The mortuary converted an old asylum into a haunted house for both Halloween and Christmas. We went to the Christmas one to shoot evil elves and Krampus. Soooo much fun!! Characters would jump out and you would have to shoot their collars. We did not kill Krampus but pretty sure his collar was blocked lol Everyone was in character and at the end the team was super nice and delighted to hear we had a great time. Well worth the money for a new adventure.

    I REALLY loved this year's visit! It's their anniversary, so it's a very cool combination of their scariest scenes from the past ten years.
    Michelle B.

    I REALLY loved this year's visit! It's their anniversary, so it's a very cool combination of their scariest scenes from the past ten years. We went early to beat the crowds, but being smart and buying our tix online and going back again Halloween weekend. The best part of it was, they do NOT touch you and no grabby, satanic stuff like some of the other haunted houses in town. It's suitable for even smaller well-behaved children (if they can hack it) that is. The special effects, lighting and animatronics were totally cool and the costumes looked really professional. I can tell the actors are really into their characters, which make it believable. I'm a horror film fan and can honestly say they "got me" pretty good in there when I thought I was "on my game." The staff and security is nice, professional and really on the ball. They managed the huge crowds with no problem. I didn't feel like I was in a "cattle call." They kept it interesting with zombies, vampires and ghouls roaming the grounds.

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    This is well worth the time. The actors, costumes, makeup and sets all made this a great time.

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    I truly enjoyed this experience. The costumes were fabulous. Also. The drinks were delicious. I hope there are more shows like this one.

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    Best Haunted house I have ever been too. The experience is well worth it! Very pleased with the time and effort that went into this place.

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    Extremely high production value (which will cost you) and the scariest room we've ever done…read more We only did 3 of the 5 Mystere Escape Rooms because we are not yet exploring the realm of live zombie rooms and we were told their Ghost Lab is simply too difficult for two people. Of course now we want to go back to the Ghost Lab just to see how we do. This place has by far the highest production value we have ever seen but it will cost you - rooms are $39.95 plus tax (lower for LA residents). We have to talk about The Serial Killer's Lair at length because it's clearly a major draw for this facility. Based on the Saw movie series, this was a must-do for me, a mega Saw fan. For the Saw fans - you are going to love some aspects and... be less than enthused by others. You know how Jigsaw finds imitation somewhat... distasteful? You may too when faced with pop-out scare tactics that are beneath the psychological thrills which made you a Saw fan in the first place. Probably the most frustrating aspect of these haunted house gimmicks was that they were COMPLETELY unnecessary as there are plenty of very authentic aspects which are scary as hell without random loud noises. But we digress. For any thrill seeker who also happens to enjoy Escape Rooms, this is the room for you. As usual, we do all rooms with just the two of us. We did not escape the Serial Killer Lair and thought we weren't even close, but it turns out we were on the final task. We were definitely derailed by a LOT of fear. In other words, this room is doable for two people (even though it advertises as a 4-12 player room) but also lends itself to a large group. The room isn't actually that hard if you are a fearless beast with night vision. Items of note: You are VERY much in the dark the entire time, so take that into account if you have vision impairment. Also, this room is NOT kid friendly, nor should anyone with a heart condition participate. If you can't handle a haunted house, you CAN'T handle this room. We thought of bailing several times but were proud that we stuck with it and overcame some fears, so there's that. After getting the ever living bejeezus scared out of us, we did Treasure Hunt and The Game Room (roughly based on Indiana Jones). We were successful in the Treasure Hunt and unsuccessful (though barely!) in the Game Room. Both are doable with two people but Treasure Hunt is the best room for smaller groups. Recommend a bigger group for Game Room unless you are experienced. Once again - insanely high production value on both rooms. Treasure Hunt may pose some issues for a claustrophobic person. Both are very family friendly. The staff (JC, David, and Johnny) was very friendly and flexible to our desired schedule and desired group size (always remember that this may not be the case if they are busy). Puzzle design is mostly solid, though weakest in the Serial Killer Lair. Regardless, the Serial Killer Lair was an unforgettable experience we will be talking about for a long time, and we recommend that you visit this facility to try one or more of their rooms. The Escape Couple Note: If you visit our site, you will see that we gave Mystere 4 stars, This is based on our national scale - Mystere definitely qualifies as a 5-star facility in NOLA.

    This was the most fun I've had in a long time. As an adult I'm always looking for fun activities to…read moredo aside from the typical food and movie activities. Came here with a group of 6-7 friends and did the zombie embalming room. I was so scared but so entertained!! We "died" but I didn't care. I plan to do each of the other rooms they offer. It was that great. Mystère Mansion please take my money !

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