Anyone who complains about the parking lot is ridiculous because only one side is difficult and for overflow, the left side of the building is a extremely easy to park in. The vibe inside is the exact same as any other cannabis store. The people behind the counter work as hard as they are paid and I remind myself of that. Being that most of us REAL stoners don't want a conversation it is SO NICE that the budtenders don't hound you the minute you walk through the door as if you're a newbie who doesn't know what they're looking at. I love this shop and I'll come here every day of the week. read more

Too difficult to get into. Rude vibe inside. Guy to help was kinda short and didn't seem to want to help with questions.

Excellent staff, great location with amazing views of the lake and seaplanes. I echo the last review, the parking is not an issue. You can park on either side of the building and the left side (east side) is almost always empty. Staff is helpful but not pushy. Selection is good and pricing is in line with all other stores. read more

Right on the lake. Great view of seaplanes taking off and landing. Good vibes. Nice employees. The prices are reasonable (for me)

Such a beautiful store. I love coming in. It has a wall of windows looking out at Lake Washington...amazing view...I like to linger to enjoy it. Great staff and product line. read more

Man I loved it here until I got sold .8% thc for $50. What?? How is that your first recommendation at a dispensary? I guess I should've checked the labels right at checkout but I'd expect a dispensary worker to recommend better than that. Every dispensary you gotta hound them for something decent this one isn't any different read more

Very knowledgeable in the marijuana industry Everyone is friendly on Sundays. They have the best deals. read more

Stopped in on a whim and the guys working were great in showing me around and helping me pick out some goodies!

Local Tip! You can take the stairs up from the Burke Gilman Trail. This shop keeps Kenmore lit with some of the best herb in Washington. Kiona, Sky High, Cannasol, all consistently deliver quality flower. Some reviews mention price as a point of concern - I call BS. Premium green will always cost more than $5 a toxic gram. This lil shop is stocked with top shelf and budget friendly options from farms producing quality cannabis. And they offer daily deals. Theorem has a reliable selection of CBD products to keep pain away. CBD forward strains provide a whole new headspace of productivity. S/O to Raven Grass for their great green. Between "Gilda" and "Frida" I have the support system to make it through the day. Or at least up the stairs. read more

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This store has some of the worst prices I've ever seen in a weed store. It's in a really convenient location for me but I'm still never going back. read more

Theorem... I love you. I refuse to go elsewhere because this is my happy place. What service, what product! All top notch. Thank you for existing. read more

As someone who has been to multiple dispensaries in the area, I can confidently say this one is my favorite. Hours are great, seems well staffed/staff are friendly, and great daily deals. They also seem to try to do a lot on the business/marketing side, there's constantly new marketing material/flyers and such up. Only downside is sometimes the selection of disposable cartridges, otherwise everything is amazing! Who doesn't love a dispo with a view too? read more

Not sure why they only have 3.5 stars. Staff was incredibly welcoming to both my dog and I. A bunch of options for flower, concentrates, and edibles. read more

Looks like I found the right place! Friendly service and lots of choices, I love this place!

Do not go here! Manager can't keep anything in stock and prices are insane. Top 3 worst dispo in Washington for me.

Used to come here a lot, as the location is convenient for me but the prices, like few others have mentioned, are way too high. It also seems like anytime a lower priced item is out of stock, it never comes back in stock. I think this might be strategically done, as it's been months since I've seen a certain brand that was cheaper be back in stock at this store. Very disappointing, I now go to Greener Today where the prices are extremely friendly and they also price match. If they do restock the $20-$25 1/8ths and $10-$20 concentrates, I might give this store another shot but as of right now, unless money isn't an issue to you, I would try another store. read more

Great selection. Great deals. Staff engages immediately! You should give dispensaries bad reviews. Pay for your goodies and go smoke. Thanks homies! read more

Super friendly. The woman from El Salvador is the best Thanks so much. -Scott Brady read more

Theorem has the best view of the lake & a great spot to stop off on the Burke Gilman. I always enjoy the good vibes from the staff, and the product selection is consistently great! read more

These guys are super friendly and have a great selection. Parking isn't ideal, but that's such a minor thing it doesn't affect my 5 star rating. Highly recommend! (Pun intended). read more

This place bums me out. To expound, I noticed that they will always upsell the most expensive products; it's clearly a commission situation. They don't really do cartridge returns. The staff are insincere and often pretentious. read more

Great customer service, selection and overall experience. This is my go to place for my daily needs

Amazing& friendly staff,they have a lot knowledg,, good price. I am so exited coming new shop

The guys in here are super nice, and seem pretty knowledgeable about their strains. I wouldn't take any stars away for the staff. What prevents them for getting 5 stars is a few things. Prices are so high here for some reason! Granted some is good quality stuff and worth it, I find the flower to be overpriced. They do have a sale thing where each day is a different thing. Saturday is 15% off top shelf. Parking is also difficult here because there's not many spots, and if it's full there's no real backup. There is an empty building next door but the lot is tiny. Lastly, the lack of edibles. They do carry my favorite chocolate bar, but other than that it's mostly bulk items or none of the more popular items. Convenient for my because I can walk there, but otherwise it can be difficult. read more

Awesome rec shop in Kenmore, only 4 stars ---edited at end of review-----due to difficult parking, especially in a large SUV or truck. The staff, shop, and product all get 5 million stars! I'm a pot snob and have been for double the years most of the readers have been alive lol. I live in the South End and have my regular shop down there...they match me snob for snob, I now have a favorite North End spot to do the same! Love love love! Screw it, changing it to 5 stars because the parking can be dealt with haha. read more

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Just found out Theorem won't stand behind there products tried to return a screw in type vap battery that the charger got stuck in and broke. Some oil was on the cartridge that I bought from them they lost me as a customer over a twenty dollar battery read more

Friendly local business! You guys rock.

This place is conveniently on our way home from work so we've overlooked high prices, poor restocking of their edibles, and small selection of product overall. After my husbands experience today, we will never go to this shop again. We wanted to purchase CBD oil in addition to our normal edibles and bud. They gave him a box and he didn't look too hard at it because he trusted them. When we got home we realized it's bacon flavored CBD oil marketed to cats and dogs. If I didn't think the flavor would be awful tasting I would have just kept it because really, what's the difference. So he drove right back and saw the guy that sold it to him, the guy apologized and asked who I assume was the manager how to exchange it. The manager said what's the difference - husband said it's bacon flavored (we love real bacon, bacon flavored CBD oil makes me gag at the thought). Then the manager asked for a receipt. Husband told him they didn't give him one. Besides he paid cash and was just in there. Needless to say, husband told them to keep it and just left. Worst customer service I've had in a while and worst yet, it was obviously a member of management that gave it. Get your act together - there are too many pot shops around here to put up with senselessly poor customer service. read more

5 stars to Theorum! Came to browse and ended up leaving with a Nectar Craft pen, a sparkling cranberry soda, Mr. Moxey's mints & some flower. Cindy did an amazing job answering all of our questions and really steered me in the right direction. The shop was super clean and everything was easily accessible. Will definitely be sending everyone I know to this rad shop! read more

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Got myself a nice cart, was told I can return or exchange for a new one if anything was defective in the next 7 days. Next day I had tried it, and after a couple normal hits it burns, burnt so much that you can barley taste any concentrate. The battery I use has never burnt any cart, even after multiple 10 second hits. So I was very confused on how this was possible and decided to go to the store for a return since it was not useable. I had brought receipt and the cart, but not the packaging because I had cut it up into many pieces, decided not worth bringing. Was told that returns were only for defective products, and I expected that a burnt cart (barley used) would be defective. Wrong. Left with a useless cart and burnt on cash. I'm annoyed that I was deceived and wasted my time going there. Herbal nation has better pricing and better sales, will be going there next time. SAD! read more

In all honesty these guys have an awesome selection when it comes to flower for sure. Not sure about their concentrates and all else, only because those aren't things I regularly purchase. The budtenders are very kind and sincere. I'm always able to find the right remedy here. read more

Very strange layout of this store. Too many staff members (approximately 10) on the floor during my visit making the establishment seem crowded and stuffy. Friendly counter staff, though not very knowledgeable. Small selection of flower, very small. So small that I was unable to purchase. Huge selection of edibles for those of you willing to pay $1 per mg (standard edible pricing in this state). May consider revisiting in a few months. read more

Parking is annoying....but the staff are pretty friendly. They have decent product knowledge, although they do try and up sell quite a bit. Really just depends on who you talk to.....they're really strict about carding people and showing ID numerous times......and the prices are a bit higher since there's no competition in Kenmore. There's some really good flower though and they run small promotions every so often. read more

Pricing is way more then I'm used to. $25 is the cheapest gram of dabs they have and it was easily compatible to $15-20 grams at other places. Tenders don't really know what they are talking about. Probably won't come back. read more

The prices are almost *always* higher than all the other stores nearby, and worse, every time I've been in there they insist I take my ID out of my wallet so so they can scan it into their database. This is something I DO NOT WANT (and if you're smart, you don't want that either). I'm almost 60 so it's *not* like I look underage. NONE of the other weed stores I've been to scan my ID or or ask that I take it out of my wallet. So I'm crossing Theorem off my go-to list forever. Parking is also inconvenient and if you miss the turn, too bad- it'll take you 10 minutes to go down the highway, wait for the light, turn around, come back, wait for another light, turn around again, and hope you don't miss the turn again. TD,DR: This place makes a permanent copy of your ID or license, is too expensive, and also has terrible parking/access. read more

This place is FULL OF SHIT!!! Do not buy top shelf products, this business knows they are faulty vape cartridges, and still enforce a 2 day return policy, then interrogations in another building. I don't have time to jump through bunch of your red tape. Fix it, you are not the only shop in town. I buy 2 or 3 cartridges at a time, some bud,$200.00 to $300.00 every couple of weeks,because I like to get stoned. But also due to the extreme inconvenience of getting your car in and out of that f-ing parking lot!!! read more

The bud tenders are always helpful, knowledgeable and friendly. They have a very wide selection without it being too overwhelming. I like that they have a little bit of everything and change up selections often. Fair prices with discount times and days. I never feel rushed out like some other places -I'm scared to make a wrong move - this place is chill! read more

Terrible access. Ugliest building on street. However very nice inside. People are, very nice. High prices Low stock Only carry small quantities. read more

Nice small retail recreational marijuana store. Great selection and very friendly and helpful staff.

Screw the bad reviews over dumb shit. These guys are incredibly consistent, elastic to customer feedback, and dedicated to delivering a good experience. They can't control the construction that the city did (which made it hard to access) and they are in their first year of business. I'm sure they will gradually invest in improvements. This is a relative 5 star review. Well done theorem. read more