This particular bar caters to the crew members of incoming cruises in Cozumel. It is within walking…read moredistance to the Punta Langosta cruise terminal. Since our ship docked elsewhere else on the island, we had to take a taxi ride over which was relatively inexpensive. The menu is cutesy in that the food and drinks are named after crew positions on a cruise ship. I ordered some chips and guacamole but was not very impressed. The guacamole was literally ground avocados only. I was rather disappointed. My friends were complaining about how watered down their drinks were. It took forever to get our drinks. It also took forever to get and pay for our bill. The only saving grace for this place is the views of the water but that goes so far, even with a couple of drinks. This bar is convenient if you are staying at Hotel Barracuda.

We've been coming to Cozumel for over a decade and have been to No Name many times. Today when we…read moresat down we were told it was $42 minimum consumption, per person. We literally came here two days ago and they didn't tell us that. We had burgers and a few drinks with no issues. Today the server asked us first before she even said hello, are you here for vacation. We said yes. Maybe she thought we were cruise ship passengers and didn't know any better. Were not, we grabbed up our bags and left. We won't be back. We refuse to patronize businesses who try and rip off tourists. It's unfortunate but there are plenty of other bars in Cozumel.

Note: they recently changed location, to a small spot next to Fat Tuesday. Still on the main city…read morepark, close to center of the port area. Drinks: delicious! We tried a few of their mixed drinks, all are absolutely delicious, well made with quality ingredients. $10-$15 per drink is not cheap for Mexico, but this is a touristy town and the shitty cruise bars are all expensive. What we like the most is their mezcal quality and variety , which is what we came for. They have more "in the back" somewhere since the bar is really small. Food: meh. Not fresh nor exciting. Don't bother. Ambience: this is a really small area, 2 tables and a bar sitting. At max 10-12 people elbow to elbow. Cool decorations though, not at all touristy and "cheap" like most of Cozumel bar scene. We really enjoyed our visit. Service: we came on a Friday early afternoon and there was only one other tourist group. The bartender was great! Really young (20 yo!!!!), but apparently he has been doing the job for more than 5 years. (I guess the legal drinking age in Mexico is just a suggestion) Overall this was one of the highlight of our visit. Will come back here again if we are ever in the area.

What a treat. Stopped in on my last night in Cozumel and…read morewas very impressed with the sophistication of it considering it's so close to the Malecon. The selection of agave based liquor was immense and Israel was a wealth of knowledge. I tried at least 8 different agave products. Unfortunately we had eaten before we came but did try the traditional snacks (I.e, bugs) with guacamole and the coconut ice cream which was amazing.

Oh my goodness what can I say about this beautiful restaurant. My husband and I ate here yesterday…read more We had margaritas, beer, guacamole, chips, I had amazing coconut shrimp, my husband had shrimp and conch ceviche. The margaritas were perfect, service was great. Ceviche was so delicious. The restaurant is so clean. We have been here 2 weeks and this is hands down the best restaurant with reasonable prices. We loved the whole experience. May have to go back today.

My friend and I have been coming here year after year when we vacation in Cozumel. Our favorite…read morelocal place to get a whole Fried Garlic Fish. The place is very clean, the servers are all very friendly and nice and the food is always excellent. We picked out our fish (4lb. Snapper). You chose how you want it prepared (we like it fried). You chose the seasoning, in our case I choose garlic. The chef does his magic, you order a few beers and enjoy LOL "life is good."

Stopped by this cute place while on a cruise. It's very quaint. The customer service is great. They…read moreeven offer body massages. The margaritas were fantastic. We didn't eat there because we ate at another beachside restaurant prior to this location.

This place is legit…read more Came here for lunch with my family, and it was solid. The place sits right on the beach, so if photos are your thing, you'll be in good shape. I went with the steak tacos and walked it down with a strawberry mezcal drink. It was delicious! My daughter had a cheeseburger which was massive and also tasty. The total bill came to ~$100 USD which was a perfect price point for the portions and food quality. And the grub came out QUICK. Service was decent. I'll definitely return for lunch when visiting Cozumel.

The servers here are friendly and it's a great location on the melgar, but I was so sick after…read moreeating the seafood nachos last night I thought I may have to go to the hospital. I know it was the nachos because my husband and I ate the same things yesterday with the exception of the imitation crab on the nachos. When they sat them down and I saw it was imitation crab I was disappointed but it was late and I was hungry. My husband ate maybe a few bites and he picked the imitation crab off. He said the nachos tasted disgusting to him. We went back to our room, and about 3 hours later I woke up and immediately started projectile vomiting. I spent most of the night in the bathroom feeling like I was going to die. I thought the imitation crab tasted a little off, but just chalked it up to being different than what I'm used to in the states. Big MISTAKE. I've managed to slow down in the vomiting and trips to the bathroom but I still feel awful. Nauseated, headache (probably from dehydration), stomach pain and back pain....I assume that's from how hard I was retching. We will never go back. Food poisoning is not something I give any additional chances for. If you've had it, you understand.

Food and service were horrible. We had a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings. It comes out with…read morefries. I tell the waiter he says put the fries on the saucer. It takes awhile and he comes back with the saucer of 3 small onion rings. We had half the food so we got one and half onion rings. We was of course still hungry after my husband keeps trying to make eye contact to our waiter several times he finally comes over we ordered the seafood nachos, what a huge mistake, they come out with huge mushy chunks of imitation crab meat, and small pieces of shrimp and whatever kinda sauce they put on it was tasteless. We picked the fake crab meat off cause it was just plain nasty. We had 2 margaritas a piece served in beautiful glassware but not a good drink at all. The server was going to the bathroom washing his face after eating I seen him do this 2 times. We gave him a 10% tip and he looked pissed or shock. It was a beautiful view but nothing would ever make us go there again. We have been to Cozumel 13 times always wanted to try it. This place is an overpriced nasty food trap for tourists. We are here for a month and would have eaten here a few times if it was any good. After reading the other review about the fake crab meat we are thankful we didn't eat it and get food poisoning too. I wish I took pictures our meal and drinks was over 100 dollars and we have no problem spending money on some good food, drinks and service.

An awesome laid-back open-air bar a short walk from Punta Langosta. Bartender was very friendly! We…read moreordered house margaritas and followed that up with tequila shots. There was a $20 buffet that looked really good!

Best microbrew selection in Cozumel. Period. great staff and great owner. Very good atmosphere and…read morelocals seem to party there on some occasions which makes it even better. Heading back right now to see the food selection but the first time I went some people were eating something garlicky and it was smelling delicious!

This is an easy walk from the downtown Cruise port. The beers are ice cold, and the corn tortillas…read moreare flaky and freshly made. Our favorite are the fish tacos, so flavorful and delicious. If you're lucky, you'll get to see one of these spontaneous Floor shows of talented dancers who come around afterwards for donations.

Ask for the banana margarita on the rocks instead of frozen. It is one of the best drinks I've ever…read morehad!

This review is for dinner . We have been to Cozumel 7 times . Always enjoyed most of the local…read moreoptions. Visited El Palomar for dinner on this trip after a recommendation from some local friends. El Palomar is located a little north of the ferry dock on the main drag. Directly across from the Jaques Cousteau statue. The building is a charming renovated 100 year old building (very well done). We had drinks on the veranda overlooking the sea at sunset. Margarita was the best I have had in Cozumel and the view of the sunset from the veranda was great. We retired into the main restaurant for dinner . The food was on point. My wife had the grilled Mahi And I had the skirt steak. Both cooked just right and served with a side of salad,mixed veggies and potato. The service was professional and unhurried. Wine selection also very good. Price was very reasonable for this nice of a place. This was probably the best experience at a restaurant that we have had in Cozumel.

Good atmosphere and service for drinks. Did not try the food. We sat at the sidewalk with drinks to…read morewatch the Ironman

Stopped in for a cold beer and lunch. Tiki hubby and I shared the fried fish a large white fish in…read morelight batter, with fries and coleslaw. Was perfect just enough food for 2 all under $24.00 with tip. Great service and live music on the patio.

Wonderful Music! Chicken Fingers so so good. Margaritas in classic Glasses. Cost reasonable.read more

Every trip, this place is a must! The food is great and the ambience is just what you want in a…read moredive bar. Our group got in touch with the owner ahead of time so that we could go and watch our football team. Drinks were Pretty good...We are not big drinkers. I had the fish and chips and it was terrific. Hubs thought burrito was okay...will get something else next time. Our waiter was really attentive, and the place is as clean as it a dive bar that's always open to one side of the walkway. Restroom is okay too.

Probably one of the best bars in Cozumel!! Bartenders are super friendly and quick to deliver. As…read morefor the food, I don't know because we were just there for cocktails. The band that they had one night was very entertaining and made for a great night. Will totally be back next time in Cozumel.