Chicken Fingers r fire! I love this place Pizza is so so Back room is nice Stiff drinks read more

Wry appreciative of the COViD safety measures taken. Not sure if the plexiglass is there for them or us or both but epic time nonetheless. Great bar service if you just show a little appreciation. Champagne room is a little lacking but understandable considering the safety measures. The girls don't overly "sell" you which is a breathe of fresh air from your other places. You'll find some very pleasant locals just there to drink and have a good time to chat with as well. All in all... highly recommended!! read more

Stopped in on a Saturday around 5pm with my husband and left around 8:30 with smiles on our faces The girls we all pretty and mostly all friendly. There is one hottie named Elanna a philipino beauty and super nice. Can't wait to come back down but will call ahead to make sire she is on schedule. Bringing more money this time read more

Fun place to visit and have a cocktail with my hubby. Especially appreciate the bartender, Veronica. Always personable, fun and always has a smile. Cris, the manager is always friendly and professional. Makes us feel comfortable and enjoy visiting because of the environment. Cool retro vibe :-) read more

After reading these reviews I was slightly concerned until I walked this heavenly establishment. While greeted by a lovely door man and given a selection of dildos to buy when you walk in then you turn the corner to a large bar but the main event is the pole covered by plexiglass. While watching the strippers and local talent go into containment center and eventually not being tell the difference between the local woman or the strippers. That's when we knew we made the right decision. I saw a man wife show full butthole on the plexiglass and she didn't even work there so that was great surprise. Her husband was later carried out like a corpse and was accidentally dropped and may or may have not broken his neck on my friends chair but hey made us laugh. Then finally to close the night our group was given the number to THE NIGHT RIDER.. who ended up being some lady drinking at the bar and eventually got us home safe I guess. But hey we had a great time, would recommend 10/10 read more

I've been trying to get to this place for years ! Finally who would think a Monday night my dreams would come true ! Whoo hoo oh yes baby woodys is the most fun you will ever have ever in the keys ! Plenty of parking in front and the rear nice lady at the door bartender was super nice only 2 dancers at first but the dj (who I think was woody himself ) assured us more dancers were in their way! Some were getting ready in dressing room by the time we were warmed up a bunch of girls there all cute and nice and young too we had fun I love this place will come back a lot if they let me read more

Woody's - an adult entertainment sign lit up at night - Strip Clubs Near Me - Islamorada, Florida

This place is amazing and the girls are so hot! I had a great time and picked up a phone number from one of the dancers!

If I could give 0 stars, I would! This place suxxxxxx! The website says they close @ 4am, but I came at 3am on one night & 1:30am on the next night & they were closed! CALVIN/KELVIN @ the front door was rude & made me never want to return ever again in life! I was ready to "make it rain" & have a food time, but now, I am very disappointed! read more

OMG. Not to be mean or anything, but this was baaaad. The strippers were friendly, but I'm told that is not what one looks for in a stripper. There were 2 for 1 drink specials, and I was so terrified of drinking from the glass - I was convinced I'll get herpies from just touching it. It was just...bad. Like...BAD. Like, comedic movie-quality bad. And before you ask why were in there...it was because it was a Sunday night, we were driving through, and asked ourselves "how bad could it be?". Well, we got our answer. read more

I agree with Kevin C., this place deserves way more than a 1 star review. Lets look at a few things here guys. Is it a full nude club? Yes! Does it have a full bar? Yes! That's two stars right there. I was also pleasantly surprised with the girls dancing here as well. Is it Mons Venus or Tootsies? No, it's not..... but there are few real hotties here and a little something for all tastes. The reviewers that gave 1 star need to go to the clubs in Ft. Myers where the girls keep their bottoms on and wear pasties, and with most of those girls that's a good thing. Girls here were nice and I saw a lot of T & A and drank a cold Corona. 3 stars! read more

They scammed both me and my buddy. When we asked a girl for 4 songs, they went over that and said we were locked in for 8 and owed twice what we originally agreed to. When we challenged this, the manager threatened us and called the cops. The manager also threatened to call "a few of his friends." Pretty sure one of the girls had oral herpes in top of all that. read more

If I could, I would give this place 0 stars. Last night was the first and last time I go to this strip club. The management is horrible and the woman in the front desk was so rude and aggressive. We initially went inside and some chaos started but had nothing to do with us and we went to the bar and bought some drinks, then they tell us we have to leave. They let us back in and we ask for our drinks and they said they threw it away and we have to buy new ones and then tell us to leave AGAIN.... are you kidding me? Oh! And we didn't get a refund. This place is completely unprofessional and disgusting to be quiet honest. I would advise not coming into this place, better off driving to Miami's strip clubs where they have WAY better service and not rude/nasty workers. I never write a poor review but this has to be said and put out there so everyone else can avoid the waste of money and time at this place. read more

My boyfriend, myself, and one our very close friend went last night around 9:30 10ish, which was the perfect time because HH is 4-8. It was the perfect time to go we stayed until 1am it was definitely a great experience I absolutely loved it, it was my very first time going to a club and it was so amazing! read more

Bartender was busy chatting with folks and I waited for a while to be served. Dancers seemed to have someplace else to be but didn't acknowledge patrons. $10 cover charge for this dump was robbery. Didn't play dance club music, more boy band music. Left after 3 of 4 dancers performed in a MME plastic box. I'll never come back! Don't recommend this place! read more

We rolled in around 6 pm which apparently is too early as it was dead with only 3 girls working. Happy hour is 4-8pm but the real happiness starts after 8 when the majority of the girls start work. We were just rollin' out then but it looked like it was going to be aaaaaalright.... Oh. No food here. At all. read more

Woody's - I think that's pretty clear, no? - Strip Clubs Near Me - Islamorada, Florida

Nice place if you into a wild time. Went here with my boyfriend and there were only two girls we were into. The girls don't want to talk or enjoy any time with you. They immediately just ask for dances without even a mention of their name and we were tipping them on stage. Lap dances are $25 and Thursday is ladies night so girls were. Free before 12. The bar tender was a little rude to us but over all a decent time for a full nude bar in the middle of the keys. Long Beach drinks were $12 and rumplemintz was $9 a shot. A little steep if you ask me. The she was decent and let me request songs. They even let me dance on stage. read more

Went with my husband for our first experience at a club together. We went early and got in before cover charges. The staff was very pleasant! Our dancer could tell how nervous we were and was very sweet. Individual lap dances were $25 and she was a very hands on participant! It was very smoky and the music speaker kept fizzing out but the overall experience was great! We had so much fun! read more

Great experience overall! The strippers were great, the staff was friendly for the most part! My one beef was with the bartender. She was quite the bitch. We asked for some drinks, and she bitched about us not tipping despite us having been some of the only few to have tipped. You catch more flies with honey, than vinegar. read more

This place gets a 4 because of the friendly ladies and service. No this is not Vegas but it's good adult entertainment if you're looking for that type of thing. Ladies night is Thursday, cash in on the bargain! No the dancing and bodies are not Vegas but hey the Dj wasn't bad. Lively coed crowd. Seems everyone in Islamorada stops in. Fun times except the cigar smoking inside. Gross. read more

Rrilled into Woodys. 6 chicks 7 dudes. 4 pm. Brian (Gus) the bartender made our happy hour extra happy. 2 for 1 drinks 3 dancers. 1 table dance for the birthday boy 2 got ear muffed, titty tapped. The gals are now contemplating career changes. I recommend a pit stop to get out of traffic and enjoy the scene. read more

This place is beyond bad... After reading the reviews I thought "can't be THAT bad" Ohhh was I wrong. Total of 4 people there 2 girls working, and one of those being the bartender. This place absolutely sucks even for a place where they are suppose to be nude of which they were not read more

Locals are apparently free.. but out of Towners are 10 cover .. tip.. if ur plan is to rip off tourists .. don't tell them .. ! Then the drinks were ridiculously priced .. the bartender only paid attention to certain customers .. questioning whether we were local or not as were ordering our drinks .. bartender def needs cust service training.. 10 cover for 3 dancers who weren't always dancing .. then the bartender arguing with a dancer who just wanted her 20 bucks .. out of towners left .. and went and spent money at a great establishment down the road read more

I was there during huricane isacc and it must have been a good night the girls were all pretty Id say a 7/10. Didnt see the guy big dick everyone is talking about. Id go back read more

Woody's - Let's call it what it is. Woody's, at 81908 Overseas Hwy, is a good place to pull. The crowd is good looking and the ambiance is sexy, so if you can't meet someone here, well, keep drinking and try again. Liquid courage always helps. Look, we're not guaranteeing anything, but at Woody's you should have plenty of options. read more

I've got a vacation home in Islamorada. I come down very often to entertain guests. For the past 6 years, I would walk in this place and leave immediately. All the woman that work here are in their 30's up and they look like they live under a bridge. I do like Alana. She's a mid 40's Filipino girl. Very fit and a good entertainer for her age. My other two favorite girls are gone, Ivette and Mia. Early 20's, amazing girls on the pole and I can drink, dance and chat with them for hours. I think those 3 are the best looking girls there. Spring Break of 2012 I learned that Mia and Ivette are no longer working at Woody's. I was shocked to find out that they were now in Key West. I went to Key West looking for them but I was told they don't work there either. I've been back a few times to Woodys to entertain my guests but the girls are just not attractive besides Alana. Woody's needs to hire younger and more attractive girls. read more

Ok, we started drinking at noon up the keys. Our plan was to fish and the wind was howling. So after a long lunch of beers we headed back to my best friends bungalow behind Lor E Leis(sp?). From there we drunkingly worked on a bilge pump on his boat then proceeded to Cheeca Lodge for some sushi (which was delicious). With some more drinks and a lot of Saki we headed to Woody's. Big Dick and the Extenders was playing followed by his horrible comedy routine. The girls were dancing and the drinks were flowing as the clock headed to 2AM. Now the review... from what I have been told the pizza is really good and the bar is clean with friendly people. I truly do not remember. The bad news is the wind laid down and we went fishing. Between violent attacks of alcohol poisoning I managed to catch a sailfish. It is the florida keys not the French Riviera, it is what it is the end of the road. read more