Ordered for delivery last night. Arrived late, cold, soggy, and missing the toppings on one of the burgers. Ten quid for a dehydrated chicken tender with no slaw or cheese, on a rock hard bun, was not pleasent. Definitely just stuck the order in the microwave before they pushed it out the door. Reply from our complaint was a refund of 29p (on a 30 quid order) the day after. Then got told we can email some middle company that does their ordering, but email address is invalid. Amazing service all round. Absolute avoid. read more

Cool decor and great food. Such an awesome restaurant experience. Thanks for the hospitality.

Amazing super fresh and super hot. I am a. Chef and you can't get a decent chicken sandwich now days . Quality ingredients and flavorful chicken ! The lemonades are amazing and fresh also the fries were super hot crunchy and plenty read more

Very delicious, first time trying it & we both LOVED the PBJ Chicken & Waffles. They have some amazing bacon jam read more

Absurd Bird - Chicken Wings Near Me - London, XGL

After a healthy walking tour of the nearby Spitifields Market, I decided to pop in this place that's been on my radar for quite some time. Once I arrived I decided to dine indoors (outdoor available) due too moderate foot traffic. My timing was great, as I had arrived during happy hour (5-7pm). I ordered a cocktail from the choices on the menu.. I must say, not strong at all, must have ordered a kiddie cocktail. Anyway, I digress to the motive here.. The FOOD! I settled on the fried chicken sliders and chips. My order arrived in about 10 min with the restaurant halfway full. When my plate arrived, I was introduced to three perfectly constructed mini sandwiches complete with all the fixings. The first bite was not life but a pretty decent rendition on the fried bird that my people (and others lol) know and love. Overall: decent location, great restaurant setup and quality service and sustenance. I will return to try more of the menu. read more

Absurd Bird - This is an 8 piece... Truly colossal - Chicken Wings Near Me - London, XGL

American fried buttermilk chicken. That's what I came for and I left distinctly unimpressed. Technically everything is done right. Service was excellent, portions were humongous, chicken was good quality. However there was something about the breadcrumb that was missing something. Absurd Bird is a new chicken place. Yes there are a million chicken restaurants all over London now. You've got the ones specialising in rotisserie chicken, buttermilk fried chicken, wings in a million different crumb and sauces. We get it. So what does Absurd Bird bring to the table? Big ass chicken and wings. Seriously the portion of 4 wings sounds small until it arrives at your table. I had the absurd spicy chicken. it wasn't spicy in the slightest and was actually lacking in salt and any real taste. That's the thing, whilst eating here I was actually getting a craving for the saltiness of KFC. My head knew I was eating something better. My tastebuds were expected more of a flavour punch. My favourite dish had to be the corn bread. It was nice and kept warm throughout the meal by the wonderful copper saucepans. The coleslaw was really bad. The driest slaw I've ever encountered. Again it was bland taste wise, which head said was healthy. Tastebuds again were clearly not impressed. The wings were very good and packed more of the flavour explosion I was looking for when paired with some Peri-sauce. Pricing and service are very decent. However the food, in particular the chicken just needs a bit more of a wow factor. If you call something spicy, I expect it to be more than just a fried chicken swimming in a bit of red oil with no spice whatsoever. Staff were excellent. Very attentive and friendly. I wouldn't hesitate to stop by again if in the area. I just hope the menu changes a little in the meanwhile. read more

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I did like the relaxing vibe at the new Absurb Bird. Open booth seating for the couples and larger tables for the groups and couples. There's plug sockets for laptop users too. Sadly as much as the atmosphere has got to offer, food was a real let down and management wasn't great at addressing the issue either after we told them, email them and FB them. The front of house staff were friendly though, a bit nervous looking but delivered our orders well. Cornbread pudding This was very moisture sucking and needed more water in the mix. As much as I loved the high ratio of corn, the fibrous skin really added to the dry and rough texture. They needed to be blended more for a smoother and fluffier texture. Creamed corn This was more pleasing. It was seasoned well with a lovely sweet and savoury balance. The texture was creamy and soft, a good consistency with little bits of corn to give it a satisfying bite. Spinach and artichoke dip. The highlight dish of the night if you minus the tortilla chips. The dip itself was incredibly creamy and thick. Lovely silky strands of wilted spinach helping to cling on to your tortilla chip in a fragrant velvety blended artichoke mixture. No need for much seasoning as the flavours together were complex enough in its most simplistic form. Shane about the tortilla chips that were rock hard, almost brittle when biting into it creating sore vibrations on the teeth. Buttermilk chicken wings. This arrived dark brown in colour with the batter dense and hard. It's all signs that this was fried in really old oil. It taste of it too, just stale in flavour with desperate need of seasoning. It was dry and almost inedble. It was a real shame as the chicken inside was well seasoned, fresh, plump and juicy. Smoked garlic and parmesan and lemon wings. I'm guessing these not being deep fried had no chance of being affected by the stale oil which made these pretty good.Quite nice with its garlicky notes and small patches of Parmesan which gave it that depth and creaminess it needed against the crispy chewy skin. The chicken inside was lovely, fleshy and full of flavour. BBQ chicken wings These were nice and tangy. The sharp notes on the sauce actually made the deep fried chicken somewhat lighter and masked some of the staleness. Having sauce also helps add some lost moisture in the batter making it easier to eat before breaking through to the juicier chicken inside. Pasha heads East Chicken wings This was also a good choice. Lovely sweetness from sugar to balance the sourness from the lemon notes. The sweet and sour flavours were influenced from the Far East hence how it got its name. I love how it seasoned with fish sauce and not just salt, giving some complexity in its taste as well as umami. Sadly the flavours did not reach the chicken itself. Chicken and waffles. The chicken came out almost black as they manage to burnt the stale dark batter. It was so overcooked and dense that it was like biting into sandstone that only our knife manage to cut bits off. What was suppose to be crispy was more like dead hard crunchy with some bits like chewing hard rubber. It was a shame because the chicken inside was fine. They did take it back to remake the dish but came back just as burnt as the first. We decided to not eat it in the end. Macaroni cheese (plain). This was okay. I enjoyed the top layer skin containing all the rich condensed flavour of the cheese with a little smokiness from it from being charred. The pasta was satisfying too, a dente and sticky from the cheese. But the inside was lacking depth, could have done with another type of cheese and tiny bit more seasoning. Not bad as I've had worse. Sweet potato bake. The staff did warn us that this was a sweet dish. I think what she meant that is could probably be for a dessert as it was THAT sweet. Lovely though if can handle really really sweet stuff. I had to have it together with the cornbread just to spread some of the melted marshmallows on top to something not as sweet. The dish was incredibly soft and sticky though. It's usually a texture I adore but sadly I couldn't handle the intense sugar rush without a coffee or something I wasn't very impressed with Absurd Bird at all. They failed to address the massive issue they have with using old oil and selling burnt chicken even though I contacted them so many . They do seems they do care about the welfare of chicken to be using only the highest grade of free range chickens in their restaurant but kind of forgot about the health of the customers?! Underlying all the horrible dark batter of the deep fried chickens lies a lovely juicy chicken itself so if you are going to visit it's probably safest to order the smoke varieties and they did not disappoint. Starters were a mix and match too, A lot of their dishes do seem to be overcooked and moisture sucking so until they get things right with their oil and cooking time, I wouldn't recommend this place at all. read more

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Shout out to the waitress who let us order Happy Hour drinks 15 minutes after it ended. The food was good. The dirty buns & sliders are a great way to sample a wide variety of flavors. I'd also recommend the Sweet Potato Bake. Reminds me of the Boston Market version, but less likely to cause diabetes. read more

This was my first visit to AB - has a really cosy basement floor, which is where we were sat. There was a group of 8 of us accommodated across a few corner tables, as it is such a small venue it did feel a bit crowded but not an issue (until I needed to squeeze out to use the bathroom!) The staff were really attentive and served drinks immediately. Food was delicious - I tried the smoked garlic and Parmesan chicken wings to start which were delicious. I would also highly recommend the tortilla chips with artichoke and jalapeño dip. The mains offer a selection including sliders, dirty burgers, chips and sweet potato fries and most importantly... Chicken and waffles with a maple syrup gravy. I'm not a particularly adventurous cookie when it comes to weird and wonderful food so I was dreading the chicken and waffles but I took the plunge and died and went to heaven! All food was cooked to perfection, the chicken was deliciously moist and tender. Although I didn't try any, the cocktails looked delicious and many were made up of moonshine which is interesting! I'm not usually a fan of chicken restaurants but I cannot wait to visit again! read more

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Not too crowded on a Saturday morning. Wifi didn't work which was a bummer, but the coffee was good. read more

Delicious fried chicken! Loved the dirty bao buns and jalapeño Mac and cheese!! I will definitely be back here to try more of the menu. The waiting staff are very friendly, which makes the atmosphere very welcoming. Definitely give it a go if you're in the area. read more

Absurd Bird - Bao buns, macs and cheese, I'm in heaven! - Chicken Wings Near Me - London, XGL

Was really looking forward to this but was so disappointed by the meal! I had high hopes because of some of the reviews but there was nothing good about our meal. We ordered the Smoked Garlic Parmesan and Lemon wings (fried) and Big Mama's Favourite with Sweet Gravy (Smoked chicken) with coleslaw and mashed potato sides. The wings were dry, a bit cold and tasteless except for the goopy sauce dribbled on top which made them hard to eat. You'd think a fried chicken restaurant would have mastered fried chicken but these were just awful. The mains were another story. Not only was my chicken incredibly dry, the skin has zero flavour. I've had better chicken from the deli section of my local grocery store. The "sweet gravy" tasted like sugar water. The only thing I enjoyed was the coleslaw. Even the mashed potatoes weren't good?! I don't understand how the food could be so bad at a restaurant that specialises in chicken. I admire their dedication to organic, free range chicken but it all seems to be a waste with such terrible food. We ended up regretting not getting burgers and chips from the event we were on our way to - that would have at least been a decent, satisfying meal. read more

Didn't eat, just had a few beers with a date in the super cozy downstairs bar. Very friendly staff, good service, only a couple of other people there. Beer was pretty good. I will definitely go back some day and try the food. read more

Oh man, I went back to Absurd Bird last night (28th April) and was a lot more disappointed than my first experience... Our waitress was clueless about a lot of items on the menu, and was also a bit awkward at times. I had the fried chicken burger, which was disappointing, the fried bits of chicken (thigh?) were fatty and not meaty enough, and the fried bits around the edge were a bit too hard to chew at times. The bread of the bun was also too try and not what I expected. It was piled stupidly high too - looked good at first, but then discovered the fatty chicken and dry bun... Just don't serve a dry bun!!! Say the burger isn't available if you're going to serve it with a dry bun! The best thing I had were the BBQ chicken wings, the sauce was nice and it was a nice relief to the surprisingly spicy fried chicken burger. We also shared the marshmallow and sweet potato mash. This was a weird one, but if you had a few mouthfuls it was bearable! It tastes just like you'd imagine it to. The most silly part of the night was when we were encouraged to get The Dipsy dessert. The waitress had absolutely no clue what it actually "was", so just showed us a picture of it instead on her work tablet... Bit strange and unprofessional if you ask me. She told us it was glazed with whiskey, so we though, hell yeah, a whiskey covered dessert, why not?! When it came, the middle was meant to be brandy butter (which she hadn't told us...) and parts of it were still frozen... AND the cream/butter tasted long gone and weird and sour... We obviously told her this as it was inedible, and she did not charge us for this weird and not wonderful dessert. They've got a lot of work to do to make the place better. I thankfully found a 50% off deal, but I don't think I'd be going back to pay full price, definitely not. The decor, environment and menu (appear) great, but looks CAN be deceiving... Their intentions are definitely there, but they're not being executed well at all... Come on Absurd Bird, you could be something great!!! If you train your staff better, and make sure the chefs would actually EAT what they're giving to the waiters, then you might get somewhere...! read more

Despite Southern America and East London being two completely opposite places in terms of climate, culture and lifestyle, it is becoming inundated with these Southern American 'inspired' joints with usually the same menu, breaded fried chicken and corn bread related dishes. It's been 2 decades since I was last in New Orleans, but I definitely saw more variation and choice than this! Absurd Bird was not much different to the others, I think my favourite part was that the chickens are all free range, slow grown and free of hormone and steroid injections. If you are going to eat animals, at least treat them well while they are alive. The chicken itself was high quality, the wings were meaty and moist, it was good chicken don't get me wrong (despite one wing being just slightly undercooked) but the hard dry crumbly brittle coating was almost unbearable. The ones that come with a sauce poured on are ok, the moisture of the sauce somewhat rescues the coating and makes it enjoyable to eat. But the sauceless ones made me drink a crazy amount to replenish my water content. The chicken and waffles where so dry and brittle I couldn't eat it, instead we took it home where my partner rescued it by recooking and basting it in a mushroom sauce. The cornbread was so extremely dry, it was like eating desiccant crystals (I haven't been eating desiccant crystals, but this is what I imagine it to be like). It was ok that they left bits of unblended corn in there, this made it feel more 'home made' but even the whole bits of corn didn't add enough moisture. There is something wrong with this chicken, either I am not eating it properly or it is not being cooked/served properly. If this is how it is done in the deep south, there must be sever droughts following excessive consumption of water due to extremely dry food. The decor was nice and relaxed, warm with dim lighting made me feel comfortable. Music was just the right level so that you could enjoy it but also hear what your fellow diner was saying to you. Staff were nice too, if it weren't for the food, I would recommend this place. The prices are also quite steep. read more

Their website and google say open until 12. I walked Mile plus to come for dinner and they closed an hour early for food. I showed them google listing but they didn't seem concerned. Even yelp lists them as Midnight not 11pm. read more

Ive order to them via Uber but the issue comes from the restaurant. I have an allergy to some of the toppings on the Burgers and I specifically wrote to please not include certain things on one of the two burgers yet... They failed to see the instructions and said they can't see those instructions even though it clearly says notes for the restaurant and it's even in the recpit attached to the bag that they print. This is a joke. Last time ordering from them read more

The Absurd Bird blew my expectations out of the water. Fair prices and DELICIOUS food. I had the chicken and waffles and an ol' blue eyes cocktail, the food was fantastic and the drink was creative and good. Near the end of our meal one of the staff brought us a couple free beers because I guess there was a mix up at the bar and they didn't want to waste them, obviously they don't just offer free beers but it was a good example of great customer service. Great spot. read more

Heaps of Southern American options, some of which we'd never heard of or are quite rare in London. The wings were huge, about double the size they usually are, and all the portion sizes were very generous and very tasty. Great cocktails too. read more

Great atmosphere inside, greeted at the door and ushered to a cosy seating area. Food was great . really enjoyed it. Can recommend this place to anyone that likes Chicken and waffles.with different sauces to accompany the lovely food.and so reasonably priced.the staff are helpful and friendly..even spoke to a chef from the kitchen who said that she really likes working there . good working environment. Well done everyone. read more

Diogo and Raluca were so attentive and patient with us. We had a fabulous time during our bottomless brunch!!! Great service! Great food. We had wings, artichoke dip, biscuit for starters, chicken fried steak for entree and each of every dessert. Cheesecake is the best. read more