Yelpsop's Fables
"The insouciant iguana"
One snowy and slushy sunny afternoon in early November, an iguana walked into a Helena jazz bistro and tapas bar, accompanied by his erstwhile traveling companion, traditional turkey. They were in town on business and needed a light lunch, so they used Yelp to locate Benny's. It was a Wednesday and the bistro was nearly full: people were eating and talking and enjoying their meals with only slightly restrained gusto. Pleased by what they observed, the two seated themselves and waited patiently for their server to arrive. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/bennys-bistro-helena?select=8s67WjY8e0RgTHQC-2s7bQ#5h-_LvnoUfcqec4V92onFQ
"I think I'll get the tomato soup and Greek salad, with iced tea," said traditional turkey, after studying his menu for a while. 'It's a safe bet. I like these things," and he sat back, ruffled his feathers gently, and smiled.
The insouciant iguana shook his head.
"A safe bet? It's not Vegas here, it's Helena! I want to live a little. I want something different! I want ... Gypsy soup, French Syrah from Languedoc, and ... cobbler! Yes, cobbler."
"Cobbler?' gobbled the turkey derisively. "With Gypsy soup? And Syrah? In Helena? My, you do have a little reptilian brain, don't you! That's just crazy."
"I don't care if it's crazy," said the iguana with his trademark nonchalance. "It's what I want."
And, lo and behold, there it was on the menu: a soup and cobbler special for under $10, and a glass of red wine from Languedoc for $8.
And ... it was cherry cobbler! And the soup had local yams and celery and other vegetables floating in a flavorful broth, and the wine had an appealing mix of fruit, structure, and spice and the cobbler was bursting with big Montana cherries in a soft, pie-like crust and it was delicious (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/bennys-bistro-helena?select=8s67WjY8e0RgTHQC-2s7bQ#8s67WjY8e0RgTHQC-2s7bQ).
And the traditional turkey picked at his salad, sipped his iced tea, and slurped his tomato cream soup and sighed. "This is just what I expected," he said. And left it at that.
"And *this* is just what I wanted," affirmed the iguana. "The jackrabbit under the piano is neat, too." http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/bennys-bistro-helena?select=8s67WjY8e0RgTHQC-2s7bQ#O03kEGywRXqAlx43pobnaA
"Oh," said the turkey. "That's a surprise!"
"Not really," replied the iguana blithely. "Not at Benny's, it's not."
Moral: Adventurous lunches are possible if you don't have a comfort zone to worry about. Seize the moment, but be cool about it. Just like the insouciant iguana. read more