I think it says something that I joined yelp just to write this review. My experience was so emotional that I needed a place to vent my experience. If you read no further just know this: STAY AWAY FROM THE BOSTON HOTEL!!!
We came here tonight because someone in our family had a groupon that was expiring soon. Since we had heard decent things about the boston hotel on genesee, we were reasonably hopeful. Mistake number one.
The decor is divey in more of a hazmat suit sort of way than cool. While we waited for someone to come take our drink orders I observed many a thing that I'm pretty sure we're NOT up to code for this decade or many before them. They had a table in the way of an exit door...solution? Take the "exit" word off the exit sign! Nice. I saw electrical cords that looked more fried than their fish, and the whole place needed a serious cleaning. Inches of dust were on the walls and decor.
Our drink orders came and after asking about a few options on the menu, I was told they were out of about ten different things, which left me with very few options. I opted for the shrimp scampi, while other family members got steak, a fish fry and a chicken meal that was on special that night.
We sat and waited, watching everyone around us get food and since the place was so busy we hoped the food would redeem the initial experience. Wrong.
My shrimp came oddly paired with salt potatoes, veggies, a roll and pasta. Why the overkill of starch I don't know. The veggies tasted overcooked, frozen and bland. Perhaps freezer burnt? The roll was stale and soggy. The "salt" potatoes had that distinct taste of an old potato, were NOT salted and the butter they used had a bizarre taste. The shrimp came in a pool of grease and some sad linguine noodles. Now, I'm Italian so I know what scampi should and should not taste like. This was a prime example of the latter. The sauce was 100% grease. It had no flavor besides that of fake butter. The noodles were overlooked and stuck together (which is impressive with that much lubrication). I tried the shrimp and it was clearly frozen not fresh, chewy and had a bizarre not shrimp like taste. I went to try another piece and noticed they hadn't even cleaned them. Done. I stopped eating then and there.
Meanwhile, the chicken special which sounded intriguing with mention of prosciutto and Marsala was another horror show. I have never tasted prosciutto like this before but it tasted like meat that had all the life sucked out of and was again, chewy. The sauce had separated on the plate and what I tasted was thick and way too salty. I only mustered a bite, and the person who ordered it didn't get much further.
The waitress came back and noticed how it wasn't being eaten. She said she would take it off the bill, offered to bring a fish fry and stated that they're specials aren't usually very good. I was speechless.
The pasta salad with the fish fry tasted like plastic...which is the best description any of us could come up with after we all taste it.
The steak was bland, tough and blatantly frozen before.
Throughout this experience all I could think of were shows like Restaurant Impossible and how this was a prime example of a meal that would have Robert Irvines head exploding.
The icing on the cake was when we came home and looked the place up on dicey dining. Maybe it's just time to call it quits Boston Hotel!
clearly there is a reason a groupon was offered and now we know why. Don't waste your time or money making the mistake we did. read more