Good place for lifestyle activities. I'm not a big dancer, and thats the main thing to do on the social side, so it was hard for me to engage with others. It's one of the best - if not the best - lifestyle bar in Houston! read more

Dj is amazing. I went two nights and loved my experience I would return. The staff was a great resource and made me feel comfortable.

It has a great "play" area and the music is great... The thing I didn't like - you have to pay for drinks (other clubs I've been too give these for free along with snacks!) We got a bottle of water and a cup of ice and it was $5. read more

Recommended a "Blackout" iced. Definitely hit the spot in a 103° day. Love this place I'll definitely be back. read more

Everything was like I was in a dream. Everyone was so friendly but not pushy like on most places. The ladies are out of magazines!!!! Doug k Katy Tx read more

Fun adult place for those who like to experiment with their sexuality and just a general fun dance night for Halloween of NYE. Clean and classy place. read more

Best mommas on 1960, always go here on the weekends for the best company! Tip enough and you might get the house special.

Great relaxing place to meet like minded people. People from all walks of life, body size, ages, etc where there to have a good time. Security was always present and everyone felt safe read more

I enjoyed myself because of my partner but the night we went, a Friday, was dead. There were a max of 12 people mostly females and not including workers. The workers were great and friendly. No food is served and it's BYOB. It's a decent place to try out. I'm giving it one more attempt maybe on a Saturday this time. We shall see. read more

Any night at Collette is a good night! Many many years ago, my husband and I drove into town and found a really nice place to stay. Across The Street, another beautiful hotel serving oysters on a half shell and around the corner, club Colette! The first time I introduced him to the lifestyle. We've enjoyed ourselves every moment since! read more

My wife and I went on Friday night. It was very disappointing to say the least. We were the only people in there besides the workers. Having been to the Dallas and Austin locations and had great times, I expected there to be a a much larger crowd here in Houston. Also they are sticklers about their rules at this location. My wife wanted me to take a picture of her for memories since that was our first time at the Houston location. She wasn't naked or doing anything, just posing sexy on the bed. I was given a warning and told I couldn't take pictures. Mind you this is my wife, that asked me to take a picture. Not some random taking pictures of women, also the club was completely empty. So you can't say it was for privacy reasons. All in all not a bad place, just dead. If they can get some people in the door. And maybe relax a little, could be a fun place. read more

Yessssss just yessss the shower is AMAZING The staff is professional and sweet. I will definitely be back. read more

This was our first time there and we had a pretty good night. I can say the club is upscale and very comfy. There is a door man stationed outside. You walk in and are greeted by the hostess. You pay your cover and then get a tour of the building. They do have a smoking patio outside which is nice. The music was great. They supply mixers for your alchohol. The club is BYOB. The dance floor was great and so was the stripper pole. For the most part everyone was friendly. We only have 2 complaints. This is through no fault of the staff or the owners. 1.) This creepy guy would not leave my husband alone all night about me. He would constantly keep asking him totally inappropriate things. Also when my husband and I finally decided to go to the play area he came up and interrupted us again. It was very annoying. We did find out that he came with a group of people and was actually single. The single guys couple up with friends on Saturday so they can get in. Saturday is supposed to be couples only and no single men. So we ended up leaving as my husband was getting very upset and didn't want a huge altercation to start. It really put a damper on our night. 2.) I was in the play area walking through the hall way to the theater area , the hall was a tad crowded, some guy grabbed my ass which he was not invited to. We all know what this club is about but that is no way shape or form ok on any kind of level. We Are still deciding if we will go back or not. It really is a beautiful club. read more

The place is pretty nice. Was able to meet some awesome like minded people! The bartenders are pretty chill. It was a little slow for a Friday but the weather wasn't great but I had a good time! read more

The accommodations and ambiance are very nice. They have both public and private areas to satisfy anyone's pleasure. There is often a large turn out, especially Saturdays. All areas of the club are well maintained and attended to during the course of the evening. There staff stays vigilant for any problems and are quick to respond. The theme nights keep it different and interesting. I am still new to the club, starting my 2nd month, but I have been pleased so far. read more

The staff was great and they were very nice and helpful. The entire crew had a good ambiance with themselves! I think the only problem was that the showers were not very nice to use. read more

We have been three times now in recent weeks. The club itself is awesome but the DJ SUCKS! Club was full but there were never more than 4 people on the dance floor at any one time All Night!. Meeting people in the lifestyle starts with the music. How can the owners not hire really good DJ's that can read their audience? The DJ would put on terrible song after song and would go sit on the couch with his friends in between. Even after I talked to him about playing stuff that was guaranteed to pack the dance floor and tipped him he continued to play music like Spanish rap and current pop. Dear owners, Music is the one crucial element for a successful swingers club and your most important investment so why haven't you done anything about it? We'll try again this weekend but it will be our last if you don't sort it out! read more

A great LS club. Lots of space. And many play rooms. The giant shower is to die for. All the staff was friendly and the clientele was great. They have lockers for your stuff which is great do you don't have to carry your purse all night. My favorite room is the room with the two way mirror. Very erotic. Will definitely go again and again. read more

The club and staff are first class--Something is always missing at this club ---I go to other Colettes Locations( Dallas/Austin) and have a great time.....It was supposed to be Neon Maimi Theme 4/30. The DJs were supposed to be from Miami---sad to say; they played techno all night---A DJ should be able to read the room and understand to play different genres, at least Latin Music. Colette's Houston is becoming more like the Cowboys, always letting me Down. I rather make the trip to Dallas. I hope Collettes paid the DJ's not to come back read more

We have been long time patrons of all 4 locations. The clubs are beautiful and well maintained. Attendance has obviously been down for quite some time. The theater continues to be greatly missed! However, this past Saturday night the music was terrible! We sat through at least 6 songs with no one on the dance floor. When I asked at the front desk if they could change the track I was told that it was "Owners Selection". What? In a club you dance. No one was dancing... In this club couples get frisky. No one was getting frisky... In addition the owner had already left. Nevermind, eventually they put on something with a good beat and things started to move. But that was really annoying. read more

we have gone to Colette Dallas, and WOW were we impressed. We were amazed at the atmosphere but the staff there really won us over. We have gone to that location a few times and Houston now three times. We are impressed with the more sensual atmosphere that can be found here versus some of the similar clubs in the area. They are understaffed. The manager cleaning dirty sheets is not the signal you want to send your clientele. The manager can be a little snippy (unfriendly) but other times has been very accommodating so it may just be the day. I can also imagine how busy she is with them having one security guy, one lady at the desk, and then the manager. On a weekend! Do not waste your time on a Thursday. We took a cab so that we could have drinks (from Houston, a cab ride is around $50 each way). It was a complete waste. one other couple here. Another night, it seemed like a middle school dance. No real activities to be found. Once the drink set in, it did get a bit more interesting, but still, very vanilla. I wouldn't say that this is a BDSM crowd at all (so I'd keep those collars and belts discreet). It's more of a middle age, starting to wonder about life beyond marriage, see what's out there, sorta vibe. The Dallas location is worth the 4 hour drive to be honest. Better atmosphere, definitely better staff, and the fun areas are larger/more visible. read more

Be open minded when attending the club, for people that are not aware of this type of entertainment. You can bring in your own drinks and they have all types of chasers or water. The dance area/lounge area is nice and comfy, perfect music playing to dance. Bathrooms are decent. It's very dim inside which is nice, the staff are super friendly and accommodating. The back are has a shower, lockers, more lounge areas, a theatre looking room, a voyeur room, and plenty of private rooms. You do have to sign up for member ship & pay to get in, to make sure you follow their rules and regulations. Friday's are single nights, Saturday's are couple nights. Guys must wear dress shoes, I would encourage ladies to dress sexy always a great time when I attend. read more

WHAT A BUST!!! we went on Friday night. There were a total of maybe 10 couples and a bunch of single guys... dont waste your time going to this place!!!!! read more

Saturday April 7th I attended this club along with a few friends, while I was dancing, a guy passed beside me and grabbed my ass in a very nasty, disgusting way, I tried to talk to him and ask why he touched me; he didn't even let me talk; he said "I confused you with another person" which I perfectly know he did not confuse me with no one. He knew perfectly that he grabbed my ass on purpose...Honestly, I feel violated and I feel so upset. On this occasion I came without my husband.... I would never recommend a single lady to come; men at this club don't respect ..... I have this guy's name and picture if anyone is interested .... read more

Lots and lots of bald white guys and cosmetically augmented white, blonde women. And, I mean A LOT. Other than that, pretty ok place.

Overall not horrible but having been to other locations, this wasn't the same standard. No tour, no intro to the club, customer service just not great overall. Sheets weren't being changed out, no amenities available other than a somewhat dirty bathroom. No protection/wipes available. Wouldn't say it's a place for newbies to go on a Saturday night, the crowd all seemed to already know each other and staff. Not very all inclusive crowd wise. Will continue to go to Austin location as they put more effort into customer service and crowd is overall better. Music was good but don't go expecting to get to know anyone there as it's loud and doesn't offer much space to chat or warm up. read more

Been here a lot and used to be pretty nice but the staff and music absolutely leave something to be desired. Music is horrible and the DJ has no concept of what a sexy atmosphere is all about. Kenny loggins, ghost busters, and others like that. Favors certain people in the club and plays Mexican music a lot. Everyone was laughing saying they felt like they were at cheerleading camp or Mexican band camp. Too bad. Could be a really cool place otherwise. read more

This club is new, big, and clean. Very nice place to meet chill couples and plenty of room to play. Best lifestyle club in Houston.

This place was fun. Since the website said you can't bring your own cooler, I didn't and while we were on the smoking patio some low-life stole our two bottles of liquor. I think you can bring your own, small cooler as a couple of people did. Maybe update that information on the site? I think if I could have placed my bottles inside a cooler, they wouldn't have been stolen. Other than that, this place was a blast. I'll definitely go again. read more

Visit: 04/08/2017 So there are a couple clubs that we've been to that we never posted a review because they were to close to our heart for one reason or another. We hesitated with even doing a review for this club because of our hopes of making it our home club and getting to know everyone affiliated with it very well. But after going to the club and having such a great time; we realized we have to share this. The club is about 20 miles north of downtown Houston and close to the airport (IAH). It's located relatively close to highway 45 in a strip mall/commercial area. It's towards the back of the group of businesses/lot that make up the area, but you can't miss it because of the pink lighting (makes it obvious that this is the place you are looking for, but still discreet). When you walk up to the club it is very inviting and you are instantly greeted with a velvet rope, a red carpet, and a friendly door guy/security by the name of Gerard. Then you get inside and there are two lovely ladies checking everyone in; the beautiful Kara was one of them and the one we had the pleasure of being checked in by; she was also gracious enough to give us a tour. We paid online ahead of time, so we didn't have to wait in line at all (This is a very very convenient option). And the pricing is as follows: $80 total for Saturdays if you aren't a member ($60 for the door fee for a couple and $20 for a one night membership).A year membership is $100. A VIP year membership is $2,000 and includes door fees for any night the club is open; which right now is Fridays and Saturdays from 9pm to 4am. Single women are $20 with or without a membership. Single men are $140 for non-members and $120 for members, but they are only allowed on Friday nights. We had a seat at the bar so we could see the whole club and take mental notes. The bartender, we didn't catch her name, was beautiful and very friendly. Although everyone is allowed to have their drinks with them and the club even provides ice buckets for your bottles; she was there to sell mixers and provide everyone with glasses and ice for drinks. The bar itself was a decent size much like any bar in a traditional club would be with very nice and comfortable white leather bar stools. The dance floor was also a nice size and was outlined with couches with tables against the wall for people to sit and socialize. The stripper pole was on a one step platform next to the DJ (Kenny Young from Time Well Wasted, who was awesome the entire night) booth in the corner. There were three large couches against the walls big enough to probably fit ten to twelve people. There were two semi circular white couches pushed together on the dance floor which looked as if they could fit four people easily and maybe even eight to ten when pushed together how they were. On the back wall was a smaller red couch that seemed like a more standard size couch and could fit three to four people. There were also multiple high top tables for about four people per table and then a couple large high top long and narrow tables as well. Across from the bar and amongst the high tops was one more couch kind of tucked away. This review is already long, but the club is beautiful and we want to make sure everyone gets the full picture. There was erotic art hanging everywhere which just added to the sexiness of the club along with the sexy people. It was a smaller crowd since most people were in Florida for Spring Fling, but I think the number was definitely close to 100 (maybe a little less). Definitely wasn't too crazy crowded: no lines at the bar or bathrooms (which they have two Men's and two women's which were against the wall to the left of the bar and in the play area across from the shower room). The crowd that was there were diverse in their ages and ethnic backgrounds which was very refreshing for us to see. Now, this is the part a lot of people want to know about: the play area. The play area does not have any extra cost to go back into it. Once back there, you'll find three to four couches to the left for socializing with chandeliers hanging over them. To the right you'll come to the bathrooms, lockers (and they do rent locks at the front for $5 which you get back when they get their lock back), and a huge shower room with sauna like stairs/benches to sit or...you know on. Once you leave the shower room and start walking down the hall and through the play area, you'll come across two rooms without doors, but we believe they do have the chains that go across the door frame when you are okay with people watching, but not joining. The next three or four rooms, all on your right, will have doors that do lock on the inside for more private sessions. To the left of these rooms is a big voyeur room with two full or queen beds against the walls and a circular bed in the middle with a huge plexiglass window for everyone's viewing pleasures. Each room comes fully equipped with Kleenex, towels, and feminine wipes. read more

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Visited this place with my lady had a great time. It was clean nice atmospher we will definitely be back!

We did a lot of browsing and researching what club we wanted to go to and landed on this club due to being referred to it. We were a bit nervous and excited. The night did not disappoint! We had been inside maybe 20 minutes and was already talking with a friendly couple and getting to know them. The biggest plus I have is that I didn't have to continue shoveling out money to get drinks and stuff like at a gentleman's club. The wife and I have already discussed making another visit on beginners night this Thursday the 4th. We went this past Saturday. All in all we had a great time and are excited to go back! read more

First time ever stepping foot into a place like this and I have to give it it's props. We love it!! Can't wait to go back. Everyone that works there is just so sweet.... We actually went to another one before we came to this one and left that one to come here!!!! It's very comfortable and welcoming!!! We will definitely be back read more

We have been coming to this place for the last 2 years. The previous mgr Sharon and other staff members are amazing. The place is clean. Always fresh towels, clean sheets and clean bathrooms. The owners are amazing as well. We even bought a membership. I'm only giving them 2 stars because the new mgr Megan is horrible. The worst customer service ever. I don't know if Megan had a bad day or what but customer service training wouldn't hurt her. We will be going back but not for awhile, Megan left a bad unpleasant atmosphere. read more

I stop here when I'm in town. This is a great clean place lots of good looking women and great drinks what more could you ask for

Inside outside venue, spacious good music overall great place to go clubbing if your in town:)

Love this club! The premiere lifestyle club in Houston! The DJ and music are awesome and the crowd is always sexy HOT! Highly recommend!

There are a few clubs like this in Houston, but what makes Colette stand above the rest is the modern decor and cleanliness. When you walk in, it feels like a classy upscale club. All of the staff is extremely friendly. The last time we were there we met one of the owners and he was very personable and friendly. We went for New Years Eve, and I did feel like they should have done something a little extra for those that paid $200 for VIP tickets. Besides being able to enter the club an hour early, having someone offer complimentary drinks or food during that hour would have made people actually feel a little more like they were VIP. read more

Although I think Dallas is better...after meeting Kara and the other staff here it's such an amazing place.everyone is soooo friendly! So welcoming and the music is on point. read more

Love this place! It's nicer and cleaner than the other places. Good diversity and the rooms are actually rooms. It's our go to place.