The entire time I spent eating this cookie was me thinking over and over again: "Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah" This is the perfect place to just give up at. Screw your diet and whatever health article you read about sugar being the worst possible thing you can put in your body. We're all gonna get killed by whatever nightmare is waiting around 2024's corner so make your last meal a tastefully decadent cookie with a gooey center. The only thing sweeter then this cookie was the woman serving them. I'm a sucker for a handwritten note and will be coming back to try whatever monthly special they have next. If you're new to Portland or visiting I recommend Side Dish Mafia's food tour that showcases this place as a wonderful ending. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Hot Chocolate Specialty - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Their food truck is located right in center of downtown Portland. The Regina gorgeous was my favorite surprisingly as a cream cheese sugar cookie stuffed with white chocolate. They ran out of cookies and cream when we were there sadly. The atomic blonde flavor of butterscotch was delicious but the raisins coud have been omitted. Surprisingly I didn't really like the chocolate chip cookie as much. It didn't do much for me. The choc blocker was chocolate pb didn't have much peanut butter flavor. Overall they were hot and decadent cookies. read more

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Nice thick gooey cookies. A little spendy, but they're pretty substantial. Served warm. I tried the CCC (their version of the chocolate chip) and an oatmeal cookie with raisins and butterscotch chips. I really liked the flavor of the cookie dough, but found the chocolate and butterscotch to be too much for my liking. In the CCC there was a big chunk of chocolate at the bottom, which I found to be too sweet. Likewise the oatmeal cookie had really sweet butterscotch chips throughout, which was a bit too much for me. Overall, I really liked the cookies, but wish the sweetness was toned down a bit from the chocolate and butterscotch. read more

This cookie is to not be taken lightly. She thicc, and she demands respect. I got the CCC because I just wanted a classic. I think the best way to describe it would be a big dallop of cookie dough, lightly baked. If you're big on cookie dough, you'll love it but if you're expecting a crispy dessert, this ain't the place. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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I first found out about Cookie McCakeface on Instagram where I was able to capture the beauty of these spectacular pastries. After discovering this cart, I knew I had to swing by as soon as possible. The cart is easy to find as it's in the heart of Portland. The cart itself is adorable and modern with prices clearly displayed. I'm sure if you had any questions, the AMAZING owner/operator is sure to help. She is so friendly and helpful! The texture of these cookies is absolutely mind blowing. You'll find the outside to be slightly crunchy while the interior is filled with ooey gooey goodness. Whenever you have a chance, certainly stop by! I know I'll see myself stopping by again in the future! read more

We were visiting the area from Kentucky and I LOVE cookies so I had to try them! The owner wasn't working but the guy there made recommendations and was very nice. Cookies were worth the effort of finding the location! Thank you for this experience. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

What a gem! Looking for something close, quick and sweet, we found this cute little cart! Love the marketing with their art btw! I got the midnight society, which is their s'mores cookie. The pictures don't do it justice at all, but when the cashier hands you that warm box and you hold it in your hand, you'll feel the joy I felt! It was cooked perfectly to my taste, super soft and gooey in the middle, with the melty marshmallow inside (had to break it open to show you!). The graham cracker in the chocolate cookie dough really made the s'mores flavor come out. You'll definitely want to give this place a try and eat it while it's hot! read more

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Walking by the Cookie McCakeface truck peaked my interest. I frequent the cart blocks on W. Burnside and found a cookie cart with fun and unique descriptions very intriguing. Then my addiction began. The monthly themed specials are my absolute favorite. My first was Netflix and Chill. The perfect combination of M&Ms, recess, potato chips and popcorn. My latest love is the seasonal Black Lodge. Dark chocolate cookie with espresso. These cookies never stop making my day. Expert tip- the cookies freeze very well! After cooking a meal in the oven, I put the cookies in. Then they are perfectly baked and warmed for dessert. Get here! You will be hooked. read more

These cookies are absurdly good. I highly recommend taking anyone who is visiting Portland to a food cart pod and giving them a try!

cookies have gone down hill. last few times the cookie isn't even cooked through. I love a soft cookie. but not raw.

Just when you think you can't get any better cookies, this place comes along with some of the best cookies I've had. Words can not describe how great these cookies are. I tried their best seller, the CCC. This was literally one of the best chocolate chip cookies I've had in a long time. I liked that when you place the order, they will finish baking the cookie (give them 5 minutes), and then you will get a nice warm cookie out of the oven. read more

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After a year of being on my 'places to try' bucket list, I finally tried and I have been missing out! The cookies were delicious --the perfect consistency. We enjoyed every flavor we tried! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Do you ever eat something that fills the inexplicable void you're experiencing? Somehow these magical cookies do exactly that. They're gloriously enormous, slightly crispy on the outside, with warm and decadent interiors. It's the perfect treat for when you want to boost your mood. I've seen some reviews that are like "oh noooo the calories", well too bad, get over it. These cookies are worth every single calorie and I eat them with no regrets. Also, the owner Sarah is a lovely human. Normally I talk about the improveables of a place in my Yelp reviews, but not this time. I can't come up with suggestions for being better. The cost of each cookie might be more than other cookie prices, but considering that each cookie is at least twice the mass of a normal cookie AND of a higher caliber quality, just hand your money over. read more

Really was disappointed in the cookies at this food cart. We were very excited to try them and we ended up getting 7 cookies. Costs 48 just for reference. Not cheap but if they're good then it'd be worth the price! They all taste like burnt dough with flavor. The texture of them isn't really soft in the middle unless there's a custard or cream cheese. We tried the pistachio and I would say it's my least favorite, they used dark chocolate chips and it completely takes away the flavor. They should be considering that when using dark chocolate with other flavors at all. There was 3 of us trying these cookies and my nephew took one bite then said he didn't want it anymore. As for my criticisms they matched with the other individual I went with. I really hate to only talk negative but I regretted coming out here from eugene today and hope my comment helps anyone who does the same travel wise because it was not worth it. I may come back a year from now and try a single cookie again. In hopes that they consider the flavors and textures My biggest suggestion is to buy one before buying a bunch!! Edit: it does not allow me to respond to your comment but your menu clearly states your Regina cookie contains cream cheese and I can verify... it does lol. We were there yesterday at about 3:30 id say. But I don't wish for a refund I only wish that the consideration of flavors would be held higher. Your consideration is appreciated. Regardless of what the chip is that's being used in the pistachio it's too dark. And semi sweet is a type of dark chocolate. Dark chocolate is a category of semi and bitter chocolates. I took one bite and nothing further so it's possible that that's all I was tasting and not the milk chocolate. But I can say that the pistachio is so light I wouldn't have know it wasn't just a green chocolate chip if I hadn't remembered what I bought The butterscotch, atomic blonde was the only one we agreed had flavors to it read more

Advertised on website, Instagram, and the cart that it would be open at 12:00. Waited for 30 MINUTES. And not a soul showed up. I can't speak for the cookies but I wouldn't waste your time waiting for something that won't happen. Also, love the passive aggressive owner. I get being sick but being rude to customers is another thing. read more

It's always 5 stars at this über cute food cart near North Park Blocks. Cookies baked to order, so you'll wait a few minutes while your masterpiece comes to the perfect temp. Then you'll receive a piping hot cookie with a gooey center of pure delight. read more

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these cookies are to DIE for. always get the sugar cookie one and i'm obsessed everytime. i always take my family members here too and they love it! you can't go wrong with any of the flavors read more

GREATEST. COOKIES. EVER. And as an added bonus the owner is GREAT! Lovely customer service and they are funny af to boot. read more

If you don't like Cookie McCakeface, we can't be friends. These are by far the best cookies I've ever had. I've been eyeing these on Instagram for quite some time now and the wait has been more than worth it! I will be telling everyone I know about these cookies. The cookie was gone in 0.2 seconds, I just couldn't stop devouring it. As promised, the cookies were hot and fresh in less than 5 minutes. Plus, the owner is so sweet and kind. There are plenty of tables and a nice park (with lots of shade!) across the street. I would highly recommend going here if you are in the Portland area. read more

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After following them for a long time on Instagram, I finally decided to go in and check them out. This was from a while ago but the cookies have made an impression on me and I have sent friends and family over to check them out. The owner is very nice! I have messaged her on Instagram a couple of times and she's always very sweet. :) my favorite is the Cookie Monster obviously because of it googly eyes read more

Cookie McCakeface - four cookies in a box - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I visited Cookie McCakeface the first week I moved to Portland and I was blown away! I got four cookies and could not eat them all in one day, but was pleasantly surprised to find that they lasted almost a week and tasted even yummier after heating them up! The owner was so sweet and patient while I was deciding which cookies I wanted to order. I came back a few days before the Portland ice storm of '24 to order some for my birthday and they were as good as I remembered from the first time. They taste amazing, travel well, and heat up great! You can't go wrong! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Birthday cookies! - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

You will never eat a better cookie on earth than from Sarah at Cookie McCakeface. Go in with the highest of expectations because they will be exceeded. Pay attention to monthly specials because she puts so much time and work into perfecting creative flavors and ideas that will blow you away every time. If I had one day to show someone the best of Portland -- Cookie McCakeface would be on the list no doubt. read more

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Omg!!! These cookies were so good we came back twice. Great deal to get the dozen. A cookie place needs to master a chocolate chip cookie and this place rocked it! The cookie was huge and domed shape. A nice crispy edge with a soft cake like interior with the ratio of chips to dough expertly balanced. The cookie monster with whole oreos in the center was delicious but a bit doughy. The Atomic blonde was so good with raisins! And chocblocker was a bit dry but had this nice peanut butter flavor. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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My coworkers and I can not get enough of these cookies. They are all so amazing but the Chocolate Chip cookies are life changing. Do your self a favor and visit her cart but I would suggest going early as she often sells out and understandable considering how amazing these cookies are. read more

The cookies here are really thick and moist with a crunchy outside! We ordered the penalty box, which had six flavors, and had a hard time finishing it between 6 people. They seem to make it right when you order it and it was ready in about 5 minutes so they come piping out hot and fresh! My favorite flavor was their dark chocolate "Midnight Society"! Not overly sweet and had a nice chewy texture. The only reason this isn't a solid 5-star place for me is because the flavors taste quite similar even though the description of them would suggest otherwise. They all tasted good though! One thing to note is that the cookies didn't hold their original chewy texture well over time. After an hour, I started to eat leftover pieces of the cookies and the texture was much harder. Only about half an inch from the center of the cookie remained chewy. Worker was friendly and it was an easy process to order. Plenty of covered seating next to this food truck in Cartlandia. read more

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Finally was able to try Cookie McCakeface and the cookies were delicious. I got the Cookie Monster which was basically a blue dyed cookies and creme cookie. Had big chunks of Oreos in it which I loved. Also tried the hazel dale. I love Nutella so this was exactly what I needed. The cookies were soft and chewy and cooked right after you order them so they are still hot. They are big so they were great for sharing. Hoping they make more seasonal cookies in the future like pumpkin pie or pecan pie for fall. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Hazel dale & Cookie Monster - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Decadent, delicious, and consistent. I only ever have s sliver of one and pass the rest to my wife to share with her son. (Ok, the cookie is really for him, but I can't help myself!) As a life long hockey fan, I was delighted to see that they have "The Regina" as a nod to the Canadian junior hockey team, the Regina Pats. After a brief chat with the lady at the window about the cookie, she politely informed me that the owner of the cart made it as an homage to Regina from the children's books. Great cookies, great staff, great stories. What else could you want? read more

10/10! The always-available cookies are phenomenal, but the specials, my friend, the specials are the most impressive flavor concoctions. Where creativity meets talent, and together, we the people benefit. My favorites are definitely the chocolate chip cookies and atomic blonde! Best cookies in Portland! Best cookies in Vancouver! read more

Tried this place for the first time. The server was super friendly and service was quick. Got a variety pack of 4 cookies: abomb which had chocolate and sea salt caramel, choc blocker which had peanut butter and chocolate, midnight society which is chocolate and marshmallows and red wedding with raspberries and chocolate. My favorite was abomb bc it was sweet and salty. Everything was baked fresh and served hot. It was super ooey and gooey as it came out. You need a fork to eat it bc it was so soft in the middle. Definitely worth it! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

DAMN! Just got a 4 pack for my pregnant wife who has been CRAAVING a chocolate chip cookie. Wildly good! So delicious and gooey!

Eating the soft ball sized CCC "chocolate chip cookie" was damn near orgasmic!!!!! Crispy edges, a buttery chew, and plenty of chocolate chunks in every bite! read more

I did a personal research project to find the best chocolate chip cookie in Portland and the surrounding areas. After exhausting research...I FOUND IT!! These cookies are the absolute best! The perfect sweetness levels so you can taste all the other flavors. They're visually striking too! We've tried most flavors and all were delicious. I highly recommend checking this spot out! I promise you won't regret it! read more

On May 4th at 1pm my life changed. I just need you to know that since I ate four pounds of Cookie McCakeface a few weeks ago - my life has unraveled and spiraled out of control like a 90s Michael Douglas movie. And I wouldn't change a thing. read more

Cookie McCakeface - My order and two gift orders. Best gifts in the entire PDX region. - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Disappointed that the business closed before posted hours. I'm hoping to try again another day as I've heard great things.

Best cookies ever! You might think " No way I'm spending $7 on a cookie" but oh man. It's worth it! Just one filled me up and it was perfect. Crisp edges and soft filling. Pure bliss for the sweet tooth. Added bonus, Their social media keeps you up to date on everything! read more

Tried them for the 1st time yesterday and it definitely will not be the last. Think of the best cookie you've ever had, now compared to Cookie Mccakeface that cookie is a gas station store brand. We thought we could make home before eating one. NOPE. We barely made it to the car. How can you resist a hot cookie? If you can you're not a normal person. I am not a huge fan fo chocolate but the Midnight Society is amazing. Chocolate without being over sweet. Follow them on IG for the special cookies. We ordered six and they were gone within a few hours. No regrets. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Best cookies ever! This is a great spot to get your warm favorite cookie. Bring a date or a friend and share a couple

2 years later and I still can't get enough of these cookies. The specials keep us coming back. Sarah is the best in the business. Favorite specials thus far: CAAAKKKE, Hot Chick Stuff and PB Cooper. I can't wait to see what she comes up with next. read more

So good! If you're in the area check it out! Owner was super kind and cookies were unmatched!

Absolutely amazing! How is it possible that a cookie is crispy and gooey at the same time? We took some home to Hawaii...followed directions...EVERYONE them! read more