Note: they recently changed location, to a small spot next to Fat Tuesday. Still on the main city…read morepark, close to center of the port area. Drinks: delicious! We tried a few of their mixed drinks, all are absolutely delicious, well made with quality ingredients. $10-$15 per drink is not cheap for Mexico, but this is a touristy town and the shitty cruise bars are all expensive. What we like the most is their mezcal quality and variety , which is what we came for. They have more "in the back" somewhere since the bar is really small. Food: meh. Not fresh nor exciting. Don't bother. Ambience: this is a really small area, 2 tables and a bar sitting. At max 10-12 people elbow to elbow. Cool decorations though, not at all touristy and "cheap" like most of Cozumel bar scene. We really enjoyed our visit. Service: we came on a Friday early afternoon and there was only one other tourist group. The bartender was great! Really young (20 yo!!!!), but apparently he has been doing the job for more than 5 years. (I guess the legal drinking age in Mexico is just a suggestion) Overall this was one of the highlight of our visit. Will come back here again if we are ever in the area.

What a treat. Stopped in on my last night in Cozumel and…read morewas very impressed with the sophistication of it considering it's so close to the Malecon. The selection of agave based liquor was immense and Israel was a wealth of knowledge. I tried at least 8 different agave products. Unfortunately we had eaten before we came but did try the traditional snacks (I.e, bugs) with guacamole and the coconut ice cream which was amazing.

Kondesa is one of those places where the setting almost steals the show. Almost…read more The restaurant is tucked away from the main tourist strip, and walking in feels like discovering a hidden garden. At night, it really comes alive. Lanterns hang from the trees casting a warm amber glow, everything feels soft and intimate, and a live band playing low-key jazz ties it all together. It's cozy, a little romantic, and honestly one of the better dining atmospheres on the island. Hard to say how it translates during the day, but at night, it works. The Food The food holds its own, even if the setting gets most of the attention. By Cozumel standards, it's some of the better food we had on the island. The menu leans creative but still approachable. We tried a bit of everything. The Mexican dumplings were fine. Not bad, not memorable. The trio of guacamoles was a hit, especially the one with fruit and bacon, which sounds questionable but works really well. The queso was exactly what you expect. Good, comforting, not trying to reinvent anything. The standout surprise was the tortillas. Freshly made and easily one of the best parts of the meal. They elevated everything they touched. The meat tacos were also very solid, well-seasoned and satisfying. Dessert was the house specialty, a cornbread-based dish with ice cream and toppings. Don't remember the name, but I remember finishing it, which says enough. Service Service was good across the board. Friendly, efficient, nothing over the top but nothing missing either. Overall Kondesa is worth visiting for the atmosphere alone, but the food makes sure it's not just a pretty place. Come for dinner, take your time, and enjoy the setting. It's one of those meals where the environment does half the work and the food handles the rest.

I had high hopes for Kondesa and it absolutely lived up to the hype. First off, the restaurant is…read moreabsolutely stunning. The lush plants and decor really elevate the atmosphere--I felt like I was dining in the middle of a jungle. But not a stuffy jungle with bugs everywhere! Our server (I believe his name was Victor?) was phenomenal--attentive, friendly, and made the whole experience even better. As for the food, everything was incredible. We started with the fundido and lionfish cakes. I didn't try the fundido myself, but everyone at the table couldn't stop raving about it. The lionfish cakes were so good, I was honestly tempted to skip an entree and just order another round of those. For my main, I had the Yucatán fish and it was unbelievably good. I hadn't had red snapper in a while and didn't know what to expect, but it totally blew me away. I'm already looking forward to my next trip to Cozumel, and Kondesa is definitely at the top of my list of reasons to return.

This is an easy walk from the downtown Cruise port. The beers are ice cold, and the corn tortillas…read moreare flaky and freshly made. Our favorite are the fish tacos, so flavorful and delicious. If you're lucky, you'll get to see one of these spontaneous Floor shows of talented dancers who come around afterwards for donations.

Ask for the banana margarita on the rocks instead of frozen. It is one of the best drinks I've ever…read morehad!

The servers here are friendly and it's a great location on the melgar, but I was so sick after…read moreeating the seafood nachos last night I thought I may have to go to the hospital. I know it was the nachos because my husband and I ate the same things yesterday with the exception of the imitation crab on the nachos. When they sat them down and I saw it was imitation crab I was disappointed but it was late and I was hungry. My husband ate maybe a few bites and he picked the imitation crab off. He said the nachos tasted disgusting to him. We went back to our room, and about 3 hours later I woke up and immediately started projectile vomiting. I spent most of the night in the bathroom feeling like I was going to die. I thought the imitation crab tasted a little off, but just chalked it up to being different than what I'm used to in the states. Big MISTAKE. I've managed to slow down in the vomiting and trips to the bathroom but I still feel awful. Nauseated, headache (probably from dehydration), stomach pain and back pain....I assume that's from how hard I was retching. We will never go back. Food poisoning is not something I give any additional chances for. If you've had it, you understand.

Food and service were horrible. We had a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings. It comes out with…read morefries. I tell the waiter he says put the fries on the saucer. It takes awhile and he comes back with the saucer of 3 small onion rings. We had half the food so we got one and half onion rings. We was of course still hungry after my husband keeps trying to make eye contact to our waiter several times he finally comes over we ordered the seafood nachos, what a huge mistake, they come out with huge mushy chunks of imitation crab meat, and small pieces of shrimp and whatever kinda sauce they put on it was tasteless. We picked the fake crab meat off cause it was just plain nasty. We had 2 margaritas a piece served in beautiful glassware but not a good drink at all. The server was going to the bathroom washing his face after eating I seen him do this 2 times. We gave him a 10% tip and he looked pissed or shock. It was a beautiful view but nothing would ever make us go there again. We have been to Cozumel 13 times always wanted to try it. This place is an overpriced nasty food trap for tourists. We are here for a month and would have eaten here a few times if it was any good. After reading the other review about the fake crab meat we are thankful we didn't eat it and get food poisoning too. I wish I took pictures our meal and drinks was over 100 dollars and we have no problem spending money on some good food, drinks and service.

Service was good Drinks were great. They gave us a great…read moreexchange for our usd compared to every where else on the island. Lion fish tacos weren't so good but I had the conchinita pibil (Mayan pork) tacos and I was very happy.

Cozumel is super popular for their all-inclusive resorts, extras touristy beach bars, and port area…read moreshopping. I'm not here for that, guys. Take time to take a stroll away from the mass of tourists and check out Turquoise. I know this is a broad statement, but they make possibly the best coconut shrimp I've ever had. The ceviche was bomb, too. The two dishes were more than the two of us could finish. We sat down at the bar with a couple Victorias and mezcal shots. After those, we started chatting with the bartender, tried a cpuple local beers and two of their mezcal- based cocktails, plus the aforementioned food. Everything was so good! Id have stayed there all day if i could have. The highlight, though? They have the sweetest (and massive) bar pig named Tallulah. She loves tortillas, pets, and nose boops. Don't be scared of her! She's adorable.

Best Burgers in Cozumel. Restaurant is owned by the Sausage Man. Burgers are cooked on a barrel…read morepit in the court yard. Very nice place in the eve. Monday was buy one get one free when I went. Buns were more like home made. Burgers in Cozumel are not always what you hear. This is the real deal. Cooked on the grill not far from your table. Doesn't get any fresher than this. Real cheddar cheese melted on burger. Hungry just reviewing the place.

From the owner: At Tony B's we strive on customer service and excellence. We have great bar food, real homemade…read moresausages and the best smoked ribs on the island. We provide the best karaoke experience on the island with talented hosts. The location is safe and convenient. We have a pool room upstairs with full bar and 3 tables for your enjoyment. Want to relax? Our garden is spacious and very tranquil. We have great live music on selected nights with bands ranging from Country to Hard Rock

Was so much fun. Celebrating our 40th Anniversary. They helped us celebrate in a big way. Food…read morewas great and staff was so friendly

I know better... I know better... I know better…read more Senior Frog's is probably the biggest tourist trap in Cozumel. It's usually not my thing, but I was feeling a little nostalgic. It was my dad's favorite place, and my boys still laugh about the time Grandpa danced on the conga line, so I had to stop in for a drink. We got there before 11 a.m. and scored a great table in front of the TV to watch the soccer game. It was too early for a frozen drink, so my husband asked if they had draft beer. It wasn't on the menu, and the server brought out two giant yard-long drafts. We weren't specific when we ordered, so that's on us. I made a comment to my husband and said... these are $20 Dos Equis! The bill? $32 for two beers. Ok less than I thought but still Vacation prices... and we definitely got hit with the tourist tax. By that point, I couldn't wait to leave. First, the balloon lady insisted on making me a hat. Sorry, I'm not six years old, and I wasn't nearly drunk enough to wear one. Then another employee slapped a sticker on my shirt that said "Mamacita" and put one on my husband that said "Big Boss." Fun? Sure. Nostalgic? Absolutely. Overpriced? Without a doubt. But then again... that's vacation

We decided to take a chance on this place, we were hesitant due to the 3 stars on Yelp, but I'm so…read moreglad we did! The breakfast was the best we had on the island. The chorizo omlete was so flavorful and you could customize it however you liked. I believe this place was rated poorly due to the slow service. Yes.. there seemed to be only 2 waiters and maybe 2 Cooks.. but if you're not in a rush it is worth the wait.

Closed permanently. As in, not open any longer. Why does Yelp require a minimum length?read more

Senor Frog's Cozumel is a fun spot. The wings were way too saucy for my taste, but that's an easy…read morefix in the future. The high point was the drinking contest. Four employees against four customers. IT was raining outside, so the losers (the customers in this case) had to go stand in the rain for 10 seconds. It was hilarious! Definitely worth stopping through.

Stopping at this senior frog is a must each time we visit Cozumel Mexico. This day they singers…read moreinteracting with guest while doing their show. We do love live entertainment.

Stopped in for a cold beer and lunch. Tiki hubby and I shared the fried fish a large white fish in…read morelight batter, with fries and coleslaw. Was perfect just enough food for 2 all under $24.00 with tip. Great service and live music on the patio.

Wonderful Music! Chicken Fingers so so good. Margaritas in classic Glasses. Cost reasonable.read more