How awesome would it be if a little known chef, who's been toiling away up in the netherland us District residents refer to as Silver Spring, knocked off the lackluster attempt at Mexican cuisine doled out by douchebag supreme Mike Isabella at his new establishment Bandolero? Pretty expletive inducing awesome, if you asked me, and I'm hoping that Diana Davila-Boldin can do just that. I'm not generally one to praise someone at the expense of others, but that egomaniacal clown has zero business serving Mexican food, whereas the chef here (who's been cooking up at Jackie's) has been cooking Mexican cuisine her whole life, including a family restaurant and training in Oaxaca.
We were thrilled to score a spot on the roof deck for the opening night of El Chucho, even on this triple digit degree day, since we had creative cocktails like the "Senor Clusterfuck" (a blend of mezcal and Talisker with Barenjager, dry vermouth, and a peanut tincture, which was extremely potent) and margaritas made from strawberry, habanero, and Yellow Chartreuse to keep us cool (although I tasted essentially just strawberry, with zero heat from the habanero), courtesy of the drink mastermind Gordon Banks (also from Jackie's little tucked away sister known as Sidebar) who created the cocktail menu. I've never had the pleasure of drinking at Sidebar, but after enjoying the libations here I'm almost tempted to venture up the Red Line to try them, almost. They do a take on one of my favorite drinks I first had at The Passenger, "El Diablo", a combination of tequila, cassis, and house ginger beer, with equal aplomb as that venerated bar, as well as a large variety of house made sodas, if you're driving and want to be responsible. I wrapped up the evening with their Blue Hawaiian, a blend of anejo rum, pineapple, coco lopez, house made blue curacao, and lemon, a really nice tropical drink that I could sip endlessly on a hot summer day. Pretty much all of the regular cocktails had a significant amount of booze in them, but were well blended so that you really had to know what you're drinking to pick up on it. They're doing the draft margarita thing as well, although I've still yet to have anyone explain to me the purpose of putting anything such as wine, bourbon, margaritas, or anything else (non-beer related) on draft, versus the traditional method.
The food menu here is pretty concise, something that I always like to see, especially in a place that's arguably as large as a Kardashian shoe closet, because it means they can focus on doing those few things exceptionally well. Their loaded version of "guacamole con todo", or as I like to call it "guacamole with the dog from the Wizard of Oz", is only $8... and if it seems silly saying only $8 in terms of guacamole, consider that almost nowhere else in this Mexican food deprived city sells it for less than $10. It comes with some radish and cucumber slices added in and a handful of chips, pretty good guacamole but it's certainly a simple preparation. Most of the "gourmet" tacos are about half the price of the competition at Bandolero or El Centro DF (who actually deserves the higher price).
With these prices you can easily afford to sample quite a few menu items and still have room for a super deluxe version of a Sonoran hotdog with pork belly, black beans, pico de gallo, salsa, cheese, mayo, and mustard, that's so large they had to slice the hotdog and serve it sandwich style. Then you'll probably die, but it would have been worth it, because meat on meat is just how you roll homey. Oh, and if you're an extra indulgent individual, don't skip out on the torta ahogada. If you are like I was and have no clue what that actually is, ignore their menu description and just do a Google image search. If those images don't convince you that this thing is a different level of awesome, then I'm sorry ma'am, but there are also some vegetarian options. This is easily now one of my favorite sandwiches in DC, not only because it's so drenched in chile de arbol sauce that they give you gloves to eat it with (picture me with one glove, Michael Jackson style, holding a dripping sandwich backhanded feeding Suzy, and you can almost grasp how comical this was), but because the slow roasted adobo pork and chihuahua cheese are so soft and delicious and meld perfectly with the high level of spice that this sandwich contains. The pork belly stuffed pasilla peppers were also a real winner, as was the chicken mole cemita, with bread they've had custom made, and make sure to get at least one of their elote callejero, the "street style" grilled corn on the cob, slathered in a delicious cilantro, cheese, and buttery topping. read more