Okay let's get this out of the way first, this is generally known as a gay club and if you are homophobic, then what are doing reading this review? Since it doesn't matter what it says you will automatically hate it, heck you probably already dislike the joint. So stop here and go read an article on wresting or something. If you are not, then lets continue on...
Alright, hands down I have to say this is one of the best clubs in Toronto. Yes, it is a gay club (although these days? Barely) either way, liking the place says nothing about my own sexuality. I know what I am, I like girls, some of the patrons don't, big deal. If you are open minded and have 'a live and let live' attitude then you will have a lot of fun here.
My first time there, which was like 12 years ago, was when a few friends took me there to listen to some acid jazz. There used to be a pool table and we were two guys and three girls. After an hour or so, I ask one of my friends 'Hey, how come there are hardly any girls here?' ........
'AHHHHH.... REALLY? WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?!!'
They all laughed at my expense. Those bastards! :P
Anyway, I have hosted tons of parties there over the years for a few simple reasons. You see, I run Toronto's largest Spanish speaking language club (did that sound like a plug? I did not want it to sound like one, oh well...C'est la vie ) and although all of my members know how to speak Spanish --even if they are not fully fluent; not ALL of them can dance to Spanish music. So Convento is pretty good at mixing it up between Top 40's, hiphop and Salsa/Merengue/Chacha with a bit of Bachata. No other club in Toronto does that. Trust me, I have looked.
See, other Spanish clubs, like Babalu, Plaza Flamingo, Lula Lounge do have their strengths of course but their nights usually consist of either 6 hours of Salsa, or 6 hours of Cuban Salsa with about 25 minutes of Merengue and 10 minutes of Bachata for the couples hitting it off. No gringo music. :-)
Remember, if you are Latin, chances are you were raised dancing to Spanish music, so no big deal, but go with a group of 40 people who half don't know how to dance, or how to dance Spanish music well, and you can begin to appreciate the charm of this place.
I celebrated one birthday there a few years ago and we got the leather couches in the back. Staff was more than friendly, professional and even set up some balloons in our area which were a little tacky but well meaning. So no one minded and in the end, it was appreciated.
The club is underground so it has this cavern feel to it. It is well lit and people really come out to have real fun. People dance, chat, meet and socialise. We normally leave way pass 1:00am-2:00am. It reminds me, of a Latin club in many ways that people are not as stiff as in other clubs. The only issue of course is that since it is a dance club, once the DJ starts spinning, you won't be having any serious philosophical conversations on the sensual undertones of Bachata over Zouk music.
They do have a Drag Queen show at midnight. Everyone always get into it, since it is kinda different. Again, if you see it for what it is: *a performance,* instead of a defining point of your sexuality, which is not, then you will find it entertaining. They did have a male stripper once before... not my thing, but the girls seem to like it. A lot.
Great place to bring out-of-towners who want to try something different. Or if they are from a proverbial 'small town' and you want to freak them out if they happen to reside on the sheltered side.
They only sell beer in bottles and they cost about the same as any other club/bar. Wish they had draft, oh, and cover is $10+. As far as negatives, this place does not have any that you would not find at any other club.
Aside that, if you want to dance, have fun, are social and more specifically, do not suffer from homophobia, then you will have a great time!
Fun Fact: If you are straight and single, just remember, this place holds TONS of Bachelorette parties every Friday and Saturday. For those who are slow on the uptake, that's a lot of likely single women willing to have a good time. Last time I was there I counted 16 bachelorette parties and the club ratio was something like 2 girls for every guy. And let's assume every third guy was gay. Do the math guys. Those are good odds for ya'. :P read more