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    Euphorium

    5.0 (1 review)
    Open 8:00 am - 11:00 pm

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    6 months ago

    Great selection, convenient location, decent pricing, and a super groovy staff- always fun, funny and helpful.

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    Kaleafa Des Moines - Excellent customer service and great prices.

    Kaleafa Des Moines

    4.0(28 reviews)
    9.0 mi

    Walking into this dispensary immediately felt different in the best way possible. The atmosphere…read morewas clean, elevated, welcoming, and honestly one of the nicest interiors I've seen in a while. Everything was beautifully organized, thoughtfully designed, and gave a more upscale experience instead of just feeling transactional. What stood out most though was the customer service. The staff truly went above and beyond to make sure I had a good experience from start to finish. They were patient, knowledgeable, professional, and genuinely pleasant to interact with. You can tell when employees actually enjoy the environment they work in, and that energy absolutely reflects onto customers. The sales and specials were also impressive and made the experience even better because it felt like customers were actually being valued instead of just upsold. Good pricing, good product selection, and a team willing to answer questions without making anyone feel rushed or uncomfortable goes a long way. As a content creator, I pay attention to details, atmosphere, branding, and customer interaction everywhere I go, and this dispensary definitely created an experience worth talking about. The combination of aesthetics, cleanliness, professionalism, and hospitality made the visit memorable. This is the kind of place that understands cannabis culture can still feel classy, welcoming, and community-oriented all at once. Beautiful space. Great energy. Excellent customer service. And an experience I genuinely enjoyed.

    Love this place! Super convenient and friendly knowledgeable staff. They always have awesome online…read moredeals that I never pass up. I'm definitely a regular here. Thanks guys!

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    Goobie's Doobies

    Goobie's Doobies

    4.4(14 reviews)
    21.9 mi

    Best deals and prices around. Very polite staff and seemed to have the knowledge of their products…read moreand strains!!! Thanks Alot

    **Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

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