I think my previous three stars is too harsh a rating. It's a tiny place in a tiny riverside town and I shouldn't hold it to standards of places in Santa Rosa or other busier cities. Linda is trying her best and she's doing a pretty good job. Also, the breakfast burritos are delicious. Boyfriend likes the one with chorizo and I like the one with ham. She seasons it with something that makes it a little spicy and it's so good; maybe cayenne pepper? We don't love the pizza sauce, it's too much like pasta sauce, so we get ours with pesto instead. But the pizzas are very large, and the crust is crispy and delicious. read more

Fern's Market - Pepperoni, pineapple, and mushroom with pesto sauce - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

NICEST OWNER EVER and some really tasty homemade style pizza! So good! Literally walked in 5 minutes before closing (hours were very wrong on yelp but more on that soon), they were all cleaned up and she made me a pizza on the spot and even gave me a taste of the pulled pork for the sandwiches (also very yummy!!!). Anyways, while waiting for the pizza the owner and I were talking about the actual hours and I even submitted the correct hours to yelp, but is anyone is reading this Fern's Market is actually called Fern's Pizza. The owner bought in 2019, but then Covid hit (which is probably why on Apple maps it said "permanently closed"...but it is not!). They have been primarily a pizza place since November of 2020 but also have some convenience store items that are perfect for people like us who are just in town on vacation. Their hours are as followed Wednesday-Saturday 9:00am- 7:00pm And they will be open on Sunday's during the summer after Father's Day. So if you are in town on Wednesday-Saturday and are craving some pizza, treat yourself to a slice or a whole pie! You will be happy you did read more

Fern's Market - Fern's Pizza store front - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

What a charming establishment. The owner is warm and welcoming. She is sharp and stocks items according to what's in demand. My little guy wanted something from every aisle. Coming from the city, the slower pace is very much appreciated. We stayed at the inn three houses down, and it was nice to have a one stop shop. read more

Fern's Market - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

We came in to order a pepperoni pizza (or peporoni, as written on their menu). The total for a pizza and a couple of soft drinks from the fridge came out to $49, and when I asked if I could leave a tip on the card, the owner went on an incomprehensible, anti-government diatribe, taxation, etc. I nodded politely and listened as she eventually transitioned to complaining about AB 1228, the recently-enacted law that increases minimum wage for fast food workers in California. Not a great first impression, but would the pizza save the day? Not even close. If you ever ate cafeteria pizza in public schools in the 90s and 2000s, this was worse. The sauce, proudly made in-house, tasted like canned tomato paste, and was covered in a mixture of shredded "mozzarella" and yellow cheese. The dough, also apparently made from scratch, was so stuck to the bottom after just 15 minutes in the box, that you couldn't even lift a slice without it breaking in half. Maybe it was an off night? I'll never know. read more

Pizza is definitely really good. Outside of the place makes it look deceiving. She makes her pizza dough from scratch. Gone during winter. A little political. read more

This place was delicious! We were staying down the road and wanted some pizza. Linda was so friendly and kind. We got a pizza that was half pepperoni and half Hawaiian. Def recommend! read more

Stopped in for something to eat an I believe her name was Linda running the store. Sweet lady an was amazing. We ordered a pizza an she wanted it made perfect for us. Very attentive an made you feel at home. Definitely recommend hee store an food. If you want to be treated good an have some yummy food this is your place. Bonus, we took the rest of our pizza back to our hotel an enjoyed it for a late snack with wine by the ocean. Highly recommended Ferns. read more

Fern's Market - Ferns pizza enjoyed later with my wine by the sea - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

We we're staying up the road at a B&B and wanted something quick and good. The pizza was very tasty , they make the dough and sauce on site and it makes a difference. No ambiance, it is a market that serves pizza, but we sat at the outside table to enjoy our slices. The owner was very warm and welcoming. read more

While the pizzas are handcrafted and use fresh ingredients, there's only a large size available and it is quite pricey ($40+). Also, the opening hours are hit or miss. They often close early even though officially they're supposed to be open until 6:30. read more

The quality of the pizza that fern makes is unmatched. Just like her wonderful demeanor. Always a joy to go into Fern's market.

Such a little Gem! The night after my wife and I got married this place was the only place open for food near us . I can't begin to express how sweet the women who worked there was . She was a breathe of fresh air . She was beyond sweet and friendly . She spoke about how her family had own that build for on and off for a very long time . The pizza was fresh , delicious and made with love! We appreciate her warm energy especially during our crazy time we've experience. If in the area please stop in ! Great local business. read more

Fern's Market - This Sign Totally Made Us Stop! Such a Nifty Retro Sign - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

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The pizza is delicious and the place is nice and clean! Highly recommend! Linda is delightful. So excited to have more food options in Monte Rio. read more

Fern's Market - Pesto/potato, pepperoni, cheese, and meat combo! - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

The pizza is yummy the sauce is tangy and delicious Linda's a nice gal, service was fast and great the place is so much cleaner I highly suggest going there read more

You don't want a pizza from here, you can make a better one at home, or better yet get a freshly made one with hand made , delicious sourdough crust , from the Union Hotel in Occidental. There pizzas are the best. This is ok for bread & milk, but Bartletts is a much better Convenience store , much fresher & a lot more choices. read more

Not the old Fern's. This place has remodeled its kitchen and has great pizza. They have brought the level of food up to a pro level. Go here for a slice, you'll be happy you did. read more

Driving though town we saw the sign and decided to stop and check it out. The woman working there was running it alone so it took us sometime to get a pizza. The store had a nice selection of drinks and snacks. It took some time to get pizza but it was good. If you're passing through and want friendly service drop by just be ready to wait for something prepared. read more

We stayed at a hotel within walking distance from this little convenience store and deli. The new owner is so helpful and the store is stocked with the necessities. We got made to order breakfast burritos several mornings that were absolutely delicious and pizza for dinner that was as good as any pizzeria! read more

I think this place changed ownership but I'm not sure. They used to have really good pizza! I stopped in the other day and the pizza was thin and hard. Not the same quality! I used to love stopping in for a slice here after a day at the river. read more

Got treated Very Rudely by Linda, OMG what's her Problem, was just Compamenting the Changes!! My Family and I will Never Ever Go Back!!!!!!!

expensive! $2.50 for a gallon of water. Rude cashier. over it. i'll deal with the lines at safeway instead read more

Took a trip back up to Northern California to attend my brother's wedding and we stayed in Monte Rio. The resort we stayed at had no restaurant, so I scouted out the area to look for eats. Two doors away, I found this place. Rustic, but really friendly and nice, Fern's offers fresh custom deli sandwiches, pizza slices, mexican food, and the general variety of small town, "corner market" goods. Great place for generous sandwiches to go. Plus, they're open until 10pm which is really convenient. Thanks for your service Fern. If I'm ever back in the area, I'll be sure to stop by for another bite. read more

This is the best laid small town convenient store where you can get a legit selection of amazing pizza for a great price eg rolls and taquitos all day and a great deli this store is the best read more

Fern's Market - The best laid back small town store you'll ever visit and that's a promise - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

A little bit of everything--soda to shoelaces--and a LOT of great pizza. They usually have six different varieties available by the slice, but if you phone ahead they'll have a fresh pizza ready for you within 30 minutes. Hearty thick crust and unique topping combinations--the bacon, pepperoni, ranch makes for a satisfying, decadent meal. Parking is problematic, but the staff is friendly and accommodating. read more

A small hole in the wall market which serves fresh baked pizza. They say it's the only pizza spot in the small town of Monte Rio. The lady behind the counter was super nice. Took two slices to go.. They were huge and tasty! Combo and a vegetarian. You can also get other quick bites as well as market products. If they close, you have to go into Guerneville for groceries. read more

Fern's Market - Combo and vegetarian pizza by the slice. - Convenience Stores Near Me - Monte Rio, California

Stop for some great pizza and friendly service! The dough is house made by Mary, and the sauce is delicious. Yep! This place knows pizza love! read more

We've been coming up to the river for years and it's wonderful to finally find solid pizza! Crust is homemade, sauce is flavorful, and cheese is real gooey cheese! Thank you pizza gods! read more

Found this place driving by the river and thought pizza sounded great after a long hot beach day. Dropped in and without assuming, we asked if she sold whole pizzas to which she snarkly and sarcastically replied it was obvious... obviously not since there were no signs or prices, only a sign saying 4.95 a slice (outside). The only reason she stopped belittling us was because we asked her for the price. We purchased a whole pizza but felt regret the whole half hour. When we went back to pick it up, she was with a handful of customers. Two separate groups had asked the same question and her answer was quite different. No sarcasm, no smartass jokes, just smiles and nice words. When we grabbed our pizza, my partner mentioned that the sale of a whole pizza wasn't obvious and to that she responded, "maybe". Unlike every other customer, she never said "thank you" to us and immediately engaged with the next customer who seemed to be caught between the tension. We felt bad eating her pizza which was alright, so we came to a conclusion that our service could be appreciated elsewhere. I never leave reviews but this left a really sour taste in my mouth. My stomach churned a little from the anger but it wasn't worth arguing. Go one town over and find nicer people to give your service to. It ain't worth the 30 something bucks. If I could give negative stars, I would. Ok bye. read more

New ownership with a local family-- totally different, clean and renovated and great pizza! Still has corner store staples but homemade breakfast burritos and pizzas are great. read more

Fern's is an institution in Monte Rio. And it just gets better. You won't find better pizza anywhere in West Sonoma. Sandwiches are made to order with fresh ingredients and plenty of meat. And you'll most likely find things you need but don't want to drive so far to the next big box supermarket. Hours are great : 6AM - 11PM and on Fridays & Saturdays they are open until midnight. Bottom line, go get the best pizza and pick up a homemade cookie as well. You will enjoy it. read more

I've lived here two years, this place is no good. Parking is a hassle, there's usually 2-3 homeless or dirty people laying on a picknic table out front. Inside looks good. I wouldn't eat here. Nothing is fresh, I see people cooking, but it's always for the next day's breakfast. The pizza is old. Everything is expensive. PASS! read more

Convenience at its best. Nice staff and good/exotic pizza combos made from scratch. A must try of you are in the area and hungry and they also have all the regular convenients that a regular store would have. read more

Nice little store with deli. Breakfast sandwiches are good on the go. Had the sausage, cheese, and egg which was tasty. They have quite an assortment from pizza to egg rolls. Don't forget your lotto tickets! read more

Teeny tiny hole in the wall. Right off the main road to grab a quick drink, cute little old lady behind the register. The food items looked quite tasty but we were on a mission. If you need to make a pit stop between the coast and 101 this is your place. read more

Great deli food at better than reasonable prices for a small market/deli, very friendly staff

Nice staff, open late, good BLT's, and a bunch of sweet stuff to munch on. Oh, and a D list porn star works here occasionally. Coffee's passable as well. read more

Bought a hot pocket ,started eating it and saw black mold .then I went inside to show the guy working and he told me there's both he can do .i was so upset I left and later got sick . Ps: check your food read more

Ask for Mary's Pizza! She will bake you a custom pizza of your choosing. You will be pleasantly surprised as you take the first bite of the chicken basil tomato pizza or the "Mexicali" pizza as well as her hometown and friendly personality. Mary is a gem of Sonoma county and a symbol of what makes it great to live here! read more

We stopped into this cute little hole-in-the-wall stop to grab a quick soft drink. We all looked at each other with eyes like saucers when we entered and were hit by the delicious scent of fresh baking pizza. Sold right then and there, we decided to order. Pepperoni, Bacon, Ranch pizza???? There were numerous choices, but this was the one that caught all our eyes. Some of us, being from Texas where we use ranch dressing like salt and pepper, decided hands-down that THAT was the pizza for us! The other two were not so convinced, but gave in and agreed to the choice. FANTASTIC !!!! The crust was light and crispy on the bottom and light and fluffy on top. The seasoning was SUPERB down to the gentle bursts of garlic that truly "made" the pizza. Finding larger bits of well-roasted and hand-crushed fresh garlic clove intermittently, we all knew when one of us had found another by the look of rapture. The two friends were instant converts and the first to grab a second slice! Everything in the deli area had a handmade artisan/gourmet look to it and appeared as if all the meats, cheeses, and vegetables had just been delivered that morning. I don't know that and didn't ask, it just looked that way. So, I want to try something else there the next time I'm in the area. However, that'll be hard t' do because that Pepperoni, Bacon, Ranch pizza was OUT OF THIS WORLD! Oh, and really nice, everything was made and baked right behind the counter fresh when ordered. Oh, and...the staff was great. It was just like walking into the small store owned and operated by your two favorite aunts. Telling everyone we know about the place !!! I've lived in this area for over six years now, and wish I'd known about this place from the very beginning. read more

best pizza by far. great customer service. in and out in five minutes with dinner for the whole family. coldest beer around