I don't usually write reviews but lord have mercy. Their " enlightenment" (level 5 extra spicy) is absolutely laughable! There is no flavor, no spice, and is extremely bland! So disappointing! read more

Fire Ass Thai - Spicy Pad Thai level 5 - Food Delivery Services Near Me

If I could give this place negative stars I would. I ordered "green curry" but received Shrek's swamp water. This florescent aquamarine goo reminded me more of Nickelodeon Slime than edible food. I'm 100% convinced this place is run out of some scammers backyard who has no affiliation with real Thai food or culture. It even tasted wrong. I'm truly disgusted and would venture this place will be gone in a few days, a pop up scam only available on apps with zero barrier to entry. read more

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It's so hard to find good Thai! I actually found them through Door Dash but had a hard time finding their Yelp . I ordered any way ! It was actually exceed my expectations . The papaya salad was bomb and the Pad See Ew was flavorful and delicious . The spicy was pretty decent I had a level 4 I could definitely get the 5 . I would definitely order again !! I enjoyed! Ps I saw the reviews after my order and was scared so I had extremely low expectations while I waited for delivery ... I think the other reviews are competing restaurants because the size of the shrimp in mines and the quality is way off .. read more

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Worst Thai ever. Regret wasting my money :c Really disappointed, one of the worst food experiences I ever had. read more

Fire Ass Thai - Is this Pad thai?! - Food Delivery Services Near Me

I would give this place negative one star, if possible. I was ordered green curry with shrimp. It looked like some child's science project. It was not edible. It was described as curry but it didn't taste like curry and it didn't look like curry. I think all food delivery services should remove this place from being an option to order from. This not joke. This place needs to be shut down. read more

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Ordered spicy beef pad Thai. There was no flavor and not even a hint of spice. Just plain noodles with egg and beef. The noodle and beef quality were good, but there was no flavor, whatsoever. When I called to complain about my order they insisted they had not done any orders for me today. Guess I just have to take their word for it that I hadn't ordered from them ‍ read more

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There was a dead bug in my food! Not on top of the food but deep in the noodles! I ordered shrimp pad Thai with extra veggies-there were only 4 shrimp & the only veggies were onions! Absolutely disgusting! read more

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Do not order from here. Apparently this place is just a virtual store and when you order it goes to a random local restaurant. I ordered drunken noodles.....I didn't receive drunken noodles and what I did receive was nowhere close to drunken noodles. It is disgusting and tastes like some chemical spices mixed with linguine noodles. I googled the place and called a number instead for it. It went to another Thai restaurant who told me they didn't have an order listed for me. I mentioned fire ass Thai and he told me that fire ass Thai is just virtual and isn't an actual place. They use local restaurants for orders but I do not know where my food came from. I would give it negative stars if I could. I wish I looked at reviews before ordering. read more

Fire Ass Thai - Supposed to be Spicy Drunken Noodles???? - Food Delivery Services Near Me

Ordered Drunken Noodels with a "Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy)" Spice Level. The food I received was so devoid of any flavor, I thought I had caught COVID. What it lacks in flavor it makes up for in... well nothing. I'm pretty sure the noodles were fettaccine, and the chicken was just a roughly sliced Tyson chicken tender that tasted like nothing and had the texture of a sponge. I will say, the bok choy - all two pieces mixed in my dish - had a good snap to it. read more

Literally the worst thai food I have ever experienced. I am so upset that I spent money on this. I ordered SPICY green curry. It is sweet like coconut cream and radioactive slime green. It is inedible. I am not a picky person at all. read more

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Nope! This place is just awful. No spice, no flavor. Just noodles and boiled chicken and veggies and not even a good amount of veggies. I usually don't complain but this is the worst place I have ordered from in years. Pretty sure they have fake pictures on their grub hub page because it looks absolutely nothing like they described or looked like in the picture. Oh and on grub hub the place has like 4 stars but every where else it's a low rating. read more

Fire Ass Thai - Drunken noodles on level 3. - Food Delivery Services Near Me

This... This is the place where the food gods have blessed! The spicy Basil Beef was amazing! The spicy Cashew Chicken was so full of flavor The portions are a little small for the price but you know what??? the flavor makes up for the cost and the smaller portion size.. I wish I could give this one 10 stars! read more

Don't do it. Vegetables were still hard. Clearly there's food coloring in the curry... was very dissatisfied read more

Ordered Them they didn't even give me my correct order. I ordered jasmine rice soup and pineapple Thai fried rice and they sent me an order of damn egg rolls.disgusting can't believe I Waited up for this order to arrive read more

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I would say this place is no where near serving Thai cuisine. First of all, let me prefaced this by saying that I love Thai food and I have eaten at most Thai restaurants in the Dallas and North Dallas areas. I do have my litmus test for authenticity and most of all, I can handle the heat. So, I was quite intrigued when the name of a restaurant was, Fire Ass Thai. This place could not have been more further than its name. Absolutely, nothing about this place was authentic or even just basic good food. The level 4 spicy chicken wings were extremely small in size, seemingly it came from a baby chicken rather than a grown bird. It hardly had any meat on it and the spicy level was eh. I would say a Scoville scale level of a bell pepper, not a hot pepper. The spicy papaya salad DID NOT HAVE papaya. Some kitchen fool thought one wouldn't notice that the salad was all julienned mango - I repeat - MANGO. So based on this alone, I would not recommend nor would I ever patronage this place. read more

Unfortunately this food is a 1 out of 5. My fiancé and I love Thai food. This was a huge disappointment since it was so close to us. No flavor, over cooked noodles, over cooked chicken. Just all around flavorless. Also, over priced. read more

Super disappointed! By the name of it I was expecting it to be bursting with.....fire. Not so much. I ordered extra spicy and for me it was barely spicy at all. A kid could eat it. Not authentic tasting. If you like bland Americanized tasting Thai, this may be the place for you! It's a no for me! read more

0 stars if I could. Not a Thai person could possibly be in that kitchen to produce such terrible food. Drinking noodles came thick, stuck, non spicy and unpalatable. Basic curry came with a layer of oil and unpalatable. Sad for this restaurant. read more

I ordered the food on doordash. It's cold, it took them over an hour to even get it ready for pick up. Has absolutely no flavor and is so so dry. Spice level literally does not exist!! I got spicy level 4 and I couldn't taste shit. The beef was so hard to chew. Literally worst decision ever. read more

Nothing was spicy and I chose 5 star spicy! Asked for extra soy sauce and got none! Horrible

Does this look like Spicy Pad See Ew? No I ordered a pad see ew and got this. Looks like pad Thai bit with no type of flavor as you can obviously tell. And the papaya salad I ordered too looked completely different from what they advertise, seemed like strips of what tasted like mangos? Overall terrible food misleading descriptions and pictures. Definitely do not recommend if you are looking for good Thai food. read more

Fire Ass Thai - Does this look like Spicy Pad See Ew? No I ordered a pad see ew and got this. Looks like pad Thai - Food Delivery Services Near Me

Really, really, really, really bad. Devoid of spiciness. Total garbage. Waste of money. I got chicken satay. There was nothing about these nasty chicken tenders that was Thai. The papaya salad. Oh dear lord. It was ripe papaya slices with no spice, no fish sauce, no vinegar, no peanuts. Just stop. Stop. read more

Ordered Spicy Drunken Noodles and got whatever this is. Plain noodles, chicken, eggs, and vegetables. No sauce, no spice, no flavor. read more

Fire Ass Thai - Spicy Drunken Noodles (Apparently) - Food Delivery Services Near Me

Either this is Tex Thai or something else. Half the food for twice the price and not Thai taste, order on Uber eats and regretted as soon as arrived. The soups are half the quantity of anywhere else and the taste is bland . Also half the food was spilled as they did not even put a tape or anything on the soup lids. Good thing Uber refunded or I would have been really pissed. Get it it's Covid but please don't take advantage folks. read more

Really good Enjoyed the food will order again when in LA 5 star for sure yum yum yum a must in LA for sure Get the Panang read more

This place is horrible. There was no meat on the pad thai and asked for extra meat. I literally spit out my food.

Thai food is not for everyone but when we order from here my whole Dept. gets involved. We all get the Spicy Pad Thai Fried Rice or the Spicy Pad Thai and it never disappoints. Some days are hotter or milder than others but we all range from 3-5. It has been my experience that that with any spice level it is never uniform across the board but this place has good flavor with the heat every time. read more

Disgusting ghost kitchen food. Bland, expensive and when delivered was cold. Stay away.

I ordered from Door Dash and I did get an order of pad Thai, but it was horrible. I specifically asked for no tofu or peanuts and sirracha and chopsticks in the bag. I also ordered my pad thai to be level five of spicy. When I tasted it, it was so bland. It tasted like unseasoned noodles. The chicken was so rubbery, there is no way to eat that food. I'm very disappointed. read more

I randomly order from random Thai places and this one was delicious. The pineapple fried rice is my boyfriend's favorite and he doesn't even like it from other places now. Only con is odd hours, but even so my boyfriend waits for when they are open to get fried rice. Also I wish there was a way to order more siracha sauce. read more

They should take "fire" out of the name and it should just be "ASS THAI". It was terrible and inedible. The vegetable curry was 85% mushrooms that were not even cooked. We got a #4 spice level and it was not spicy AT ALL. I dread to think what the #1 spice level tastes like. read more

THE MOST USELESS DISGUSTING FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD. I have never reviewed a restaurant before because I understand places have off days, but this was so bad I needed to let people know to stay far away from this trash restaurant. The food tastes like SOAP. SOAP. ACTUAL SOAP. No flavor, not even authentic Thai. All around avoid this place for you health and happiness. read more

OMG. I am so sorry to say that was the worst Green Curry ever. It was not even close.. the consistency and the taste was awful. No veggies except bell pepper. No coconut milk,, no sweet. It was sour and salty. read more

This is really good Thai food. Everything was so delicious. I read the reviews before but they are wrong because you must have changed a bunch of stuff because it is amazing food. read more

Food looked good and was a great portion size but the flavor was very bland. Not very spicy (4 out of 5 spice level) they followed instructions when I asked for no veggies. The pad Thai I ordered had some type of hard stuff in it like rock salt or something so it wasn't pleasant biting into something crunchy every other bite and it wasn't the peanuts. Not likely to order again unfortunately read more

Terrible. You order the most spicy level they have and you get something a baby could eat. They ran out of wings too? Wtf. Dont waste your money. Order from Zenna instead read more

$60 dollars worth of food from here & thr containers were busted & leaking, no white onions requested on all food & instead white onions on all food, & bland vs hot...I usually don't do negative posts, BUT if you can avoid my mistakes & choose a different Thai restaurant then at least there's a win in that read more

Worst food, I wish I could rate 0. This is virtual Restaurant. I ordered thru Uber, it was named as "Fire ass Thai" for me, friends It is not Thai Restaurant. I threw all the after few bites. Worst food in my life. Thank you Uber for misleading me. read more