Well #&^* me, they've got their act together, in all fairness I had to update the review because they kinda deserve it. It just puzzles me how places like the Ipic cinema or any of the restaurants can present themselves in such a filthy way, their excuse being that its not their responsibility to do it, but, still, its the face you are presenting, go pick up the trash in front of you, its your planet after all.
Anyway, apparently there is a new security/management company and they seem on top of their game, the mall is spotless now (maybe fat Dezer read my review).
Really personable managers Carlos and Willie are making sure the mall is now well kept as far as trash, there's a nice lady in a golf cart with oversize tweezers picking up stuff, nice.
...but don't go on weekends, there's an out of control crowd that rent big party boats, mostly black people for some reason and they come back totally trashed and really misbehave, hey, have to call it like it is!
Diners sat at Duffys and other restaurants are exposed to the very worst of drunken behavior by those who are shouting loud for equality, as my Dominican (black) friend remarked as we experienced the worst of food at Duffys, "woah, that's not a good look for our cause''! The Duffys white middle-aged burger eaters are not the type to forgive their already ingrained stereotype and the shitfaced crowd disembarking are just what they want to cement their discriminatory thoughts. Admittedly they are mostly out of town tourists having a good time and don't give a shit how they are being perceived, shame really, all I ask is don't chuck your Hennessy bottles in the mangroves, its so hard to get them out of the tangled roots), oh and just because every other word in a song nowadays is ''fucking'' it doesn't mean you have to repeat them. Oh, and please, if you don't have the body for a thong don't bring it on vacation with you, my God.
Try a weekday if you thinking about going to the Intracoastal mall. read more
