Who says rich people get to have all the fun restaurants?…read more * * * Crazy Fruits in Kyle is a restaurant that caters to a working class Mexican population. It is on the poor side of Kyle - which means east of I-35. Some of the nearby apartment complexes are pretty nice. There is a nearby trailer park that is not so nice. * * * That said, Crazy Fruits is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. If I lived anywhere between South Austin and San Marcos, I would go out of my way to go to this place. It is a Crazy Michelada - Plain Mexican Lunch - Crazy Mexican Dessert and Crazy Mexican Snack place. Three out of four Crazies means pretty damm crazy. If you are boring or conservative in your food tastes or don't like to take chances, They will make you a plain burrito or a plain taco or a plain hamburger. Do that on a date, and you will put your date right to sleep. * * * Most of what they serve here is Take a basic starter. Add Nutso Ingredient 1. Add Nutso Ingredient 2. Add Nutso Ingredient 3. Add Nutso Ingredient 4. Add Nutso Ingredients 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and as many more as they feel like. The madness piles six inches high on your plate ... or six inches high on your glass. You look at this mountain of insanity in front of you. It is going to take a long time to eat or drink your way through all that insanity. Get started! * * * Here is what I had on my visit to Crazy Fruits in Kyle. What I ordered was middle of the road for what they've got. My beverage was a Michelada. It was served in kind of a standard way with the Michelada mix in the glass, 8 oz of Corona with the mix and 16 oz in the can to keep the Michelada alive. There was the customary tray where some Mexican restaurants put shrimp on top. Instead of shrimp, this Michelada had carne seca, hot and spicy Cheetos, Japanese peanuts, home made potato chips, Takis and Conchitos. Actually that is not quite accurate. This Michelada had a LOT of carne seca, a LOT of hot and spicy Cheetos and a LOT of etc etc etc etc making for an impressive tower on top of my glass. There was a straw and a hole in the tray so I could get to the Michelada and I could add beer as required. That one is called La Botanera if you want to try one yourself. I probably could have made a meal of my Botanera. But silly me, I actually ordered a regular meal. Okay - there was nothing even remotely regular about this meal. I had a platter of their Dorilokos. If you think about your Spanish, You will realize this is a platter of Doritos with stuff on top that is totally loco. In this case, the topping was pork rinds pickled in vinegar and jalapeno, cole slaw made with Mexican crema and cilantro, Parmesan cheese in copious quantity, Niblets out of the can, regular peanuts, pico de gallo and fresh avocado. HOLY PETUNIAS. I went nuts over every single molecule on that platter ... And there are a lot of molecules in a platter that you could have served to a table of four friends. * * * The menu is absolutely huge here. So as fantabulous as my Doritos and my Michelada were, I would be totally curious to order one of the many many many other insane items that they are willing to serve you. Life is too short not to go crazy.

Shrimp cocktail was pretty nasty. I ordered a large and they served it in a slim medium size cup…read more There's was only 7 shrimps inside. To top it off I got a "Cust Serv Subcharge". Never coming again, not worth the money for low quality food.

This place is always a somewhat healthier option than ice cream for my son, but with all the added…read morejunk he wants on top of it I think it defeats the purpose, LOL! The business is easy to find and is in a shopping center. When you walk in it is clean and you get a hit of sweetness smell when walking through the door. There is always so many options to choose from, but with all the taste testing cups you will figure out which one you'll prefer. Of course the final stage is the toppings, which everyone loves smothering the yogurt with. This place is great, and the customer service is always great! We will definitely be back again to try the new flavors.

Sticky floors and tables are to be expected I suppose. And you can't really blame the 2 employees…read morethere since they are slammed with guests. The manager, or maybe the owner, should consider that when staffing. Or maybe it's because this is a college town and they know people will come in no matter what.

My son and I stopped in for a treat on our way home from a graduation party. He got himself one of…read morethe yogurt bowls, and I had to go for the mangonada. And let me tell you. That was absolutely DELICIOUS!! Just thinking about it makes my mouth salivate. Was the perfect amount of chamoy, mango chunks, syrup...me personally I may have added some more salt/tajin on it, however it was so dang tasty. I definitely suffered a few brain freezes . The service was excellent. The young lady who helped us was very polite, and didn't make us feel rushed at all. She was very knowledgable and helpful as well. There were a few other families there when we arrived, but not too bad at all. Noise level was nothing horrible, and with noise being a trigger of mine, I was able to tolerate it just fine. For the price you pay, the serving size is fantastic. Definitely get your moneys worth. I honestly can't wait to go back. Wish one was closer to me.

Wanted a snowball for old time sake and this hit the spot!! Plenty of variety to choose from and…read morethey have a drive thru which is a plus! Staff were friendly and service was fast! The snowball I chose was everything! Im a flavored ice and ice cream girl so I chose the Dreamsicle Delight which is one of there signature shaved ices. It literally melts in your mouth and the ice cream at the bottom made it extra tasty! Definitely an enjoyable sweet treat!

Solid food and great customer service! I was craving a chicken Cesar wrap but couldn't find…read moreanywhere with it on the menu; Frullati had Cesar salad on the menu and any sandwich could be a wrap. I went in just hoping they'd put a salad in a wrap and they were so accommodating! The manager (I think) even confirmed each ingredient and suggested skipping the croutons which I agreed with. The wrap really hit the spot! Only small complaint was that they panini pressed the wrap which led to some limp lettuce- I didn't know the wraps would be pressed. But this was a small issue and the wrap was satisfying. The husband got a sandwich and said it was good though the bread was cut a little unevenly. All in all I'd come back for the great service alone.

I'm not sure what's happened to this location in the last couple of years, but the quality of their…read moresandwich making has gone way down hill. I just received a sandwich from them for lunch today via delivery. I only get tomato, spinach and onion as vegetables, so there is plenty of room to add all 3. This is the third time I've gotten paper thin, half moon slivers of onion and tomato. My last sandwich was missing spinach. I know the cost of things are expensive, but I think they could spare a few more slices of their extra thinly sliced vegetables. This sandwich today. I picked off the banana pepper, im not sure if they added that by accident or if my husband put it on the order.

Were looking for Frozen sugar free yogurt nearby. Very good and thoroughly enjoyed the flavor…read moreoptions. Nice folks

I fumbled a cookie piece and instead of putting it in my cup, I stuck it in my mouth, the lady, I'm…read morepretty sure is the owner, started hollering at me about eating before I paid, and in front of my kids The only reason I didn't say anything was because my kids were with me. Listening to the worship music made me wonder if Jesus would embarrass someone over a crumb of an Oreo? I left a nickel on the table for the third of an Oreo I saved from the trash. Hope it helps!

This is a great spot to bring the kids for a treat. They offer yogurt and ice cream with taste…read morecups for samples. I like the butter pecan yogurt and the kids love the chocolate yogurt. They love being able to choose their own toppings. You pay based on the weight so you can get as little or as much as you want. There are some tables inside and outside and it was very clean.

Wowwwwww. TCBY sure has changed a lot since I was a kid! I've been gone from Texas about 25…read moreyears, so when I went to visit, I was expecting "old" TCBY with old fashioned "yogurt" (it was all soft serve then, not really yogurt)...but now it has the whole Yogurtland/Menchie's setup/style and comparable flavors. Way to go! Change is good. I came in with a group of about 8 terrible children who don't listen and the whole staff was patient and understanding. They let me add to my order one at a time as I wrangled the demons and would save my order, help another customer, and then come back to me when I completed each order per demon. That was so helpful so I didn't hold up the line. I judge every place by the plain tart frozen yogurt and it was good! I like my plain tart super thick and creamy white and extremely tart. This was like 80 percent of what I was looking for. Not as white, thick and creamy...sort of icier than creamy...but it was good and refreshing and hit the spot. I'm surprised to come back and see an old chain adjusted for the future. I will be back.

We walked in to pick up cupcakes for my friend's birthday. They were already made and on display at…read morethe front. We ordered 2 carrots, 1 lemon, 1 s'mores, and 1 red velvet. OMG. So soft. So moist. Sooooo goooood. The carrot and lemon were both for me since both are my favorite flavors and the only time you'll ever really see me actively seek and choose to eat anything cake-ish lol. I had some leftover when I got home and since they were packed separately, just picture the two boxes open side by side while I go back and forth taking one bite and repeating until they were gone. Even had to lick the box to get every bit of the icing. Okay, now I want more.

What a rip off! $6.00 for a super small personal Bundt cake that used to fill up the container!…read moreCmon guys, you can do much better! Don't do the shrinkflation thing. See the pics I provided below.

Came here for the first time with my wife. Ordered what was recommended by the staff which was the…read moreTaro Cream Blast tea and the Red Panda Brown Sugar Black tea. Both were pretty refreshing and delicious, but nothing special or unique about this place. The tapioca or boba balls are fresh and chewy, just like it's supposed to be. Overall, decently priced for the normal sized boba drinks. Staff were friendly and fast. Lots of dining tables to hangout at and lots of parking.

Consistently delicious drinks, excellent customer service, relaxing vibe, and location is well kept…read moreand clean.