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Kung Fu Tea

3.2 (33 reviews)
Open 12:00 pm - 7:00 PM
Updated over 3 months ago

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Trying my best to audition for a K Pop Girl Group
Fox E.

My Barbie loves Lemon Black Tea And she says that she'll share it with me But she fibs with her lips And then lies with her hips Shakira's full of S, H, I, T. Lust rises as temperature falls And my Barbie likes big ones, not smalls But when she gets her f*** on Just one thing she'll suck on That's KFT Tapioca Balls Certainly one of my favorite Kung Fu Tea locations in the world, located inside the 99 Ranch, and they play sexy K-Pop videos for everybody in the food court, not just for their own customers - which is really awesome of them. You can still sit in the food court during Corona so that's good. They make their drinks expertly, and some of the employees in particular are amazing at making drinks - such as the tall white guy with the long hair who I know from the Pearland location, and his good friend who is the owner of both this and the Pearland location. These guys make top quality products and are really good people, and that makes both of their locations some of the best around. They're also some of the best people owning KFTs anywhere in the country - very very good people and that matters a lot. I'm obsessed with their fruit teas, especially Lemon Black Tea, Orange Black Tea, Pineapple Black Tea and so on. They're marvellous. What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca! Pineapple with Black Tea too! Orange with Black Tea also! Lychee Black Tea if you want something sweeter! Also: get some amazing Puffle Waffles to go with your Bubble Teas. I'm feeling kung-ry. When you exit, your car door may lock At the Kung Fu Tea down here on Blalock And whenever I ask What Barbie wants, she laughs And invariably then she will say "c*ck." And of course you must get the Puffle waffles, named after our cat, Sammi Puffle! Every bit as good as the Lemon Black Tea, are the Egg Puffs aka Puffles aka Bubble Waffles. Adorably, they break them into single puffles and put them in a bag, so it's more like french fries or popcorn (who else does that?), but more impressively, they taste more moist, more flavourful, more pillowy, and more under-done (which is how they should be) and yet piping hot instead of lukewarm (which is an absolute must), so I'd say these are probably the very best Egg Puffs I've had anywhere. As good as the street ones in Chinatown Manhattan. Gong Cha Houston makes great ones too. But these are our #1. Still one of the best Kung Fu Teas you'll find, despite it being a little stand inside a grocery store. They have some of the best service and most chill and helpful employees who will make anything off-menu unlike most of the KFT locations within the city of Houston, and when you add to that the fact that they make their drinks expertly and wonderfully, you're talking about a top-notch five star Bobashop here. We come here whenever we can, and I get a little bit fat on these wonderful boba stuffs. They also play sexy K-Pop videos almost all the time as I said, which is pretty awesome while you are enjoying your food or delicious boba drinks. Now for some rap.. If you're a Cow, then you produce DUNG If you're part of a ladder, you're the lowest RUNG If you wanna bring it, it's already been BRUNG And if you want Boba you bring it to KUNG If you float like a butterfly, I'm already STUNG If you vape and smoke, you'll f*** up a LUNG If you like Boba shop girls, be warned, they're quite YOUNG But if you just like Boba, then you go to KUNG If you go to every bathroom that I've ever SUNG If you throw every insult that I've ever FLUNG If you ask for every topping (except for MUNG) Then, and only then, you feel the power of KUNG If you're a swinger, consider me SWUNG If you want to kiss, you should know I like TONGUE You'll like me a lot if you like them well HUNG And afterwards, for Boba, we'll go to KUNG WHAT

yoghurt green tea with tapioca- med size
Jeffrey L.

I love kung fu tea, and this is a great spot to get your boba on after shopping at 99 ranch. However, I've had some mediocre boba from this place before, my most recent experience they served boba that was pretty hard, and way too much ice (I asked for less ice, too!). Everything else about this location is pretty on par with your typical KFT. They have a wide assortment of macarons, and the service is fast.

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Love that they offer the calorie count for their drinks and toppings! Their drinks are also very tasty and customer service is on point.

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This is my favorite boba place in Chinatown!! Fresh boba and flossy cream!! Friendly staff as well

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This place was a hit! I was visiting from out of town and my host brought me here…read more Ambience, 10/10: the place was well kept, great music, and seemed to be well managed from the time I was there. I went on a weekend so it was busy, but it wasn't unbearable. They have a decent amount of outdoor seating which was nice. Staff, 10/10: no complaints here! They were extremely patient with me upon ordering when I had a lot of questions, even though there were people waiting behind me. They were informative, had great energy, and were also hustling to get people their orders as quickly as possible Food/Drinks, 10/10: As a vegan, coffee shops can be hit or miss, especially on the food. Having clearly labeled vegan options made it easy for me to have confidence with my choice (vegan all day). The bread was perfectly warm but not hard. Great flavor. I also asked for a matcha with strawberry puree & no foam to meet my dietary needs. It was delicious! The person I was with had no the smoked salmon avocado toast and what I recall to be the amazon cloud. She rated them both 10/10 with no hesitation. Very flavorful and refreshing. Overall this experience was 10/10 for both of us. It's a not so small coffee shop with diverse options, friendly staff, and a clean ambiance that makes me want to go back. Highly recommend.

I haven't been here in a long while…read more I wanted something different so I finally tried the bagel and lox with tea lemonade. They are located right off of a Main Street, parking is easy and they have outside and inside seating. The sandwich was really good on an everything bagel. I hate that they only open at 7, I have to be at work at 7:/ I would defiantly eat here more often if they opened earlier. Otherwise I can only go in the weekends The service was friendly and they were efficient.

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