This place is horrible. The first time we ordered it was amazing and after that, it just kept getting worse and worse. We loved the idea and taste of the first time we tried it so we tried to give it more chances but it is not* worth spending the time or money on this place. They give absolutely no F***s about the quality of the food. They obviously don't care about returning customers. This place doesn't even deserve a 0 star review. If I could I would go into the negatives. FIND A new business because this is obviously a Failure read more

Man vs Fries - NORCAL burrito... cold unmelted cheese. Where are the rest of the ingredients??!! - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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Totally unacceptable behavior in their kitchen. My home smells like burnt food now thanks a lot. Edit: they gave me my money back, so I thought what the hell I'll give them another chance. Two for one burrito special. I only got one of them. Thanks y'all suck. read more

Man vs Fries - BURNT FOOD - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

This was definitely an entire experience! It was so much food that we had leftovers for DAYS. If you're in the area and are looking for a mountain of food, check them out. The only reason I gave them lower stars was the delivery aspect and how soggy the fries got! read more

Man vs Fries - How much can YOU eat? - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Bring a California native I am a sucker for a California burrito! So when I saw the menu here I was instantly excited and knew I had to try it. Was a bit concerned seeing the reviews but holy hell! This place did not disappointed. We got the chicken nor cal burrito with carne asada, the cbr burrito and the fried cookie dough. The not cal burrito was amazing and the meat perfectly cooked! The cbr was on fleek with the chicken having a surprisingly delicious smoke flavor. The fries and the burrito of both just what you want and expect of a California burrito in the true fashion!! Finally the fried cookie dough balls rounded it all off amazingly!! They weren't balls but they were delicious and the perfect round off to a great dinner. I was worried the meal would be too 'heavy' and greasy but it actually wasn't too greasy or heavy to eat and on the stomach. Oh almost forgot to mention the burritos are MASSIVE!!! I mean some of the biggest burritos I have ever seen, larger than our forearm!! This place really surprised me and was delicious! Don't let the ratings deter you, hit them up (even order them on Uber) and you will not be disappointed!! Highly highly recommend!! read more

Man vs Fries - Almost forgot to get a pic. Not the best pic but it was so amazing I devoured it!! - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

My bf and I didn't know what to expect, we walked up to the food truck thinking we could order there to find out it was online only. We went through Uber eats as pick up not delivery, it was quick. We got the deal of buy one of the carne asada fries get the second one free. Food was great! Carne asada was thick and juicy and fries were great, and We added Hot Cheetos. read more

Man vs Fries - Carne asada fries with hot Cheetos. - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Ordered chicken bacon ranch burrito thru door dash, got something with no ranch avocado but basically overseasoned overcooked chicken chunks on a tortilla. They told the driver the fryer was down so there were no fries which is understandable, so we agreed. Wish we saw their yelp reviews before ordering Save your money, go or order anywhere else read more

Man vs Fries - Chicken bacon ranch burrito! Just forgot bacon and ranch--keep it up! - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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I'm not impressed. I paid $111 with delivery and tip for 4 mediocre items. It was our first time ordering and for sure our last time. My son wanted to try the burrito so we decided to make it dinner and we each ordered one item and sorta regret it at this point as the son that wanted it threw half of his burrito away and the rest of us just thought it was blah. Also like others said the food doesn't actually look like the photos. read more

Been here twice and they've messed up my order both times. It's especially frustrating when you order off of door dash so when you get the wrong order, there's nothing you can do about it. I've wasted way too much money for mediocre junk food (which I really should be avoiding anyways- order a dang salad, Tia) that takes forever and comes completely wrong. Lame read more

Overcooked and only gave me 3 Oreos when menu states 4. Waste of money. The Oreos were decent read more

Man vs Fries - The cookie dough bites, supposedly - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Would not recommend. We were really excited to try this place but their UberEats pics DO NOT match the actual food. We didn't receive any sauces that were listed as part of the order. The helladilla had barely any cheese on it & minimal carne asada, it was nothing like pictured and dry. The hot Cheetos burrito was wrong, I had asked for carne & got chicken instead and that wouldn't have been an issue if the burrito were made even remotely like advertised. It's supposed to have cheeses and sauces inside & it was so dry I couldn't eat it all. It was literally JUST dry, chewy over-spiced chicken & hot Cheetos, no cheese, no sauces. So dry. We spent a lot of money ordering from here & it's not worth the money spent at all. read more

We tried the Norcal burrito and the Socal burrito. Omg so good! I see from other reviews that many had disappointing experiences but mine wasnt one of them luckily. These burritos are huge. I had 1 burrito over 2 meals. They are generously filled and the cheese is great quality too. This place is perfect for a cheat day! read more

Ordered from the Nolan Street location via Uber Eats and it was TRASH. Being a Cali native, don't call something a "Cali" style if it isn't. Cali style in burritos have small cut meats, not chunks or blocks of it. Also the fires should be the shoestring fries, not giant blocks of fries. Definitely not what I was expecting or what the pictures showed. My Socal Burrito had 5 little broken Hot Cheetos Chips in it. They missed my request for no Guacamole and they didn't even put the sour cream that my burrito was supposed to come with. Flavor overall was bland and the side of queso had no flavor either. Felt like they just threw cheese in a crock pot and served it. I'll try this location next time, but my expectations aren't so high. read more

I ordered through Uber Eats before i came to Yelp to see the reviews. I was worried how my Asada Fries were going come and I was so surprised when i got it! Perfect presentation! I even asked for no guacamole and the followed my instructions. The cheese sauce in the container was warm and the fries were crisp. Definitely have leftovers for when I get the munchies later! Delicious!! read more

Man vs Fries - SoCal Asada Fries with no Guacamole just like I ordered! - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Awful. Half-assed food, wrong items, don't bother getting fries. It's whatever random fry shape they cooked hours ago. They were rock hard and cold. Totally wrong toppings. The nachos were just store bought tostatdas broken up with weak toppings. Not like their promo pictures. The fried cookie dough is advertised as looking like little mochi balls. It did not show up that way. Doesn't taste good and in really poor shape. Totally disappointed. read more

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Absolutely terrible. Ordered and the fryer was broken, than what I did get wasn't even what I ordered. I asked for the CBR burrito and I got this weird dry concoction. No bacon, no ranch, I don't even know what I bit into. For being a virtual brand, you'd think they could focus solely on providing good product. I wouldn't reccomenf this to anyone. read more

Man vs Fries - CBR Burrito - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

I was intrigued by the BOGO offer for the carne asada fries so I decided to give them a try (don't judge me for ordering for two when I'm just a one). I added the hot Cheetos because I love the spice. Everything was great except that I didn't get a single hot Cheeto in my plate. It was just Cheetos dust. It really wasn't worth the upcharge. Aside from that small factor , it was great and satisfied my snack craving ! read more

this was my first time ordering and I was very disappointed! I ordered the helladilla and it sounded amazing and I got a Cold tortilla cheese not even melted and no guacamole no ranch no quest... the damn thing was 18.50! and the fried cheese cake was great but the chocolate syrup cup opened in the box. Very disappointed picstures can be deceiving... read more

Man vs Fries - This was all I got for $35 - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Don't get scammed Yal lol. First off don't base anything off the pictures they show of their food, I doesn't look anything like that. $50 worth of garbage!! I don't even have enough words to sum up this bogus a** meal that was HELLA NASTY!! It sounded so flavorful and it was the opposite. The meat chunks are huge and Just unappetizing. Based off everyone's reviews on here these ppl don't care about their product, cause their serving slop consistently! I bet no one has gotten a refund....Shocker!!! read more

Man vs Fries - NorCal Asada Fries - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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Are you looking for a burrito that requires no cooking whatsoever? Man vs. Fries is the place for you! Their high grade professional cooks don't waste time on such trivial procedures such as cooking the ingredients because it only slows down the process. Man vs. Fries takes a unique spin on the classic and delicious HOT burrito with and exciting new offering of COLD burrito sure to induce vomiting immediately. This revolutionary restaurant knows that you don't actually know what you want to eat so they brilliantly throw your order ticket out the window and fill these frigid tortillas with whatever ingredients they find in the dumpster out back. This culinary revolution is sure to please even the most refined palates. Destined for Michelin star greatness! read more

Y'all suck ass multiple times y'all can't meet expectations horrible service figure it out

Overpriced and soggy. Ordered carne asada and got what can only be compared to Chipotle barbacoa. The only thing that qualifies this as a California style burrito is the insertion of French fries. Not the meat. Not the sauce (blech!). Most definitely NOT hot cheetos. NOT even the Chipotle style flavor. Call your burritos something else. You're grossly misrepresenting real California burritos. read more

We received our food and one burrito was ice cold as if it was taken out of the fridge. The Asada fries were also very cold. We ordered a CBR burrito And received 2 Pollo asada burritos. I asked for no guacamole on the CBR but there was guacamole on both burritos. We won't be going back read more

2 stars because it wasn't greasy or heavy, it seemed like and It is a big burrito. I ordered it on DoorDash as it had a 4.2/5 stars. I'm from NorCal and I know how a burrito should taste. I was coming from a flight so I just ordered something that sounded good w/ decent reviews (on DoorDash) The NorCal Burrito had no type of flavor. I feel like they used curly fries and the meat wasn't even seasoned, as I tried my best to taste the food. I couldn't taste anything at all. Just tortilla and a hint of meat and cheese. Thanks DoorDash for a quick delivery but man, that was such a disappointing burrito. I only ate half because I was so tired and starving. Never again tossed the rest. Waste of $20+ read more

The food It is bad we order a fries and a burrito and the "meat" doesn't taste like meat

The food is awesomely large! The burrito was the size of my thigh! I loved it! Their Crunchwrap was heavenly!!! Highly recommend

I ordered the Carne Asada burrito, and that thing was huge. I asked for hot cheetos, and this 12-inch burrito only came with 3 cheetos, so I had to add my bag of hot cheetos...very disappointing . The flavor of the meat was kind of unexpected and not the usual way you would expect Carne asada to taste. It had a bit of a smokey flavor but not in a good way. It tasted like the meat was cooked in a smoker then to the stove and then to a grill. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad, but it also wasn't great. read more

Not even worth ONE star ! I ordered a burrito last night with the queso on the side and let me tell you. For that POS burrito and cold ass clump of queso I paid total $25 ! I am HIGHLY disappointed and want my FULL refund ! On top of it all my burrito had NOTHING in it as seen in the pic and it was sloppy and had carne guisada when I ordered ASADA !!!! I will be calling to speak to owners today. HORRIBLE SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! read more

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Ordered this for the first time and disappointed. Ordered 2 burritos but only got one. They are big though. The "queso" is a scoop of refrigerated cheese and not edible as is- would have to microwave it-not the biggest deal but should say that when ordering. A pro is the package itself is packaged well to avoid any tampering. read more

Man vs Fries - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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We ordered tonight and we're not disappointed. Very good food. The amount we get for the amount we paid was definitly worth the money. We are very full and satisfied and will treat ourselves to this place every once in a while. read more

Ordered through DoorDash. They gave the driver the desserts and told them to deliver those, and come back for the burritos we ordered. When we called customer service for DoorDash (because that is stupid to have the driver make two trips) they said it went through the system as two different orders, but they were correcting the issue. Then suddenly, we get an email that the order has been cancelled because the business is closed. Apparently they decided to "close" at 6pm instead of correcting the issue with one order??? Save the time and hassle, and order from somewhere else. read more

Ordered Helladilla, CBR Burrito and cookie dough.. Meats in burrito is very salty. Ordered the dilla for my kids to enjoy. Everything was too spicy even without the flammin ingrediants. Their fried cookie dough was very burned. The dough was non existent and was basically served crumbles of overcooked batter coating. I ordered several sides of queso, sour cream, and ranch that never arrived in my order. read more

Man vs Fries - Cookie Dough - Food Delivery Services Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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I'm so fucking tired of ordering from this place on Uber eats and they don't put fucking meat in my burrito I've ordered 3 times and it has been a complete failure every fucking time do not advertise hella meat if you're not going to put any fucking meat in the burrito I don't know why you guys will not put the e carne asada and pollo as a meat choice online this is ridiculous I specifically said in the comments put in carne asada and you don't follow instructions fire everyone who works here and update your fucking menu in Uber eats so I can select meat to put in my fucking burrito 0/10 do not recommend this place at all read more

Ordered the SoCal. Having lived in SoCal this couldn't be farther from the truth in regards to taste or quality. The meat is large tough cubes. The burrito is soggy. I was really hungry and stopped before I got halfway through the burrito because it just didn't taste good at all. The quality of meat at $17.95 is not accurate to quality. read more

Don't order from here. "NorCal burrito" crap ordered through door dash and has paper stuck to tortilla had to rip off most of tortilla just to get paper off, only 3 fries in burrito no guacamole. Overpriced crap. read more

Delicious and FILLING food. Huge portions you will have plenty of leftovers so keep this in mind when you order. I highly recommend the fried cookie dough for dessert.... and then go workout because the caloric intake is off the charts.... which explains why it is so good. read more

I srsly have no idea why this has such a low rating! Absolutely love this place and highly recommend their deserts!

This was an impulse buy but I am so glad we did. You better be hungry or like leftovers though.

Utter waste of time and money. I drove 30 mins to get there and 30 mins back to have my order wrong. This is my second time going and the last time they gave me a dessert I didn't order instead of telling me they didn't have what I ordered. read more

Ordered from the San Antonio location, doesn't even deserve a star please do not eat here, my husband got metal in his burrito. They need to be shut down ASAP, my food came in a snooze Togo container. Do not eat there! do not eat there! read more

First time ordered through Uber eats. Everything was there and my husband enjoyed his food and mine was okay. My husband decided he wanted to go get food from there for Father's Day today and the whole experience was stupid. First the location was so confusing. Looks like an junk car area and there were like three food "trucks" scattered. The other two I could understand who they were because their name was on the truck... for some reason Man Vs Fries truck has their logo two times the size of a postage stamp on the back of the truck that I didn't see until my husband stared at the truck for like 8 min. We get out and there is a person inside who clearly sees us (we were the ONLY customers there). There was a man who looked like he worked there too standing outside having a conversation with someone who pulled in the same time we did (they obviously knew each other). We stood there for a good 10 min just to be completely ignored, no one said one word to us. Like I said both employees saw us and never even said anything. I've worked food before so I understand a lot more than others, but when there is a customer you acknowledge them and let them know the situation. If you are busy and will be with us shorty just say so, if you are waiting for another person to come in the truck because you are doing to go food then just say so. But no absolutely nothing so my husband told me that he was done waiting and would no longer get food from them. Don't waste your time. read more