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    4.3 (171 reviews)
    Open 8:00 am - 9:00 pm

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    Stephanie L.

    I couldn't believe this ride had over an 1hr wait today. We still chose to wait. This ride is very slow but it's really cute. Especially if you love Monsters Inc. The ride reenacts scenes from the movie. I think my favorite part is going through the sushi restaurant and the doors. It would be so cool if it would pick up speed when going through the doors. On a positive note, I hear there's a ride like that in the works. If your kiddos or you love Monsters Inc, check this ride out.

    Kiley T.

    Monsters, Inc. is one of those rides that doesn't try to be flashy and that's part of its charm. It's a steady-moving dark ride through Monstropolis featuring Mike, Sulley, and Boo, and it sticks closely to the movie's storyline. The queue is usually manageable, which makes it a great "let's hop on this" option. While it doesn't have the high-tech wow factor of newer rides, it's dependable, cute, and great for all ages.

    Brian F.

    Monsters Inc - The Ride is a family-friendly dark ride based on the Monsters Inc movie. The ride takes you through the rescue of a human child on the loose. The ride was calm but dark and loud. There were cool animations with the doors with the room of the doors. It's not a ride that I would wait in line a long time for but it's just a filler ride if you have the time and nothing else to do.

    Norman R.

    Moster's Ink was reminiscent of the movie and the perfect ride for kids of all ages. Before boarding, we were advised that the ride would be closing and replaced with an Avatar attraction. The actual wait time for this ride was like 3 minutes!

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    Courtney O.

    My family and I always look forward to riding Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue! The ride is located on the Disney's California Adventure side in Hollywood Land. It is a slow moving ride in a yellow taxi cab that takes you along Mike and Sulley's adventure of returning Boo to her door. You jump right in your cab just in time to hear that a human kid is on the loose in Monstropolis! I like seeing all of the animatronics and little details throughout the ride. It is a ride for all ages, but definitely caters more to the younger guest as there is no height requirement. The wait time can be busy, but they offer a fast pass on the Disneyland app! Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue! will be closing permanently in early 2026 to make room for a new Avatar area. While I am I bit sad to see Mike, Sulley and Boo go, I am really excited for a new land and ride! Check it out before it is gone forever!

    Tora M.

    Disney will be closing this fan-favorite ride in early 2026 to make way for an Avatar-themed land. I love this ride because I loved the original movie! So original, funny and sweet. Although I adore Boo, Sulley & Mike...my favorite character on this ride was always ROZ at the very end...she used to lightly harass riders as to what they were wearing or for taking pictures of her. Sassy. Rest in peace Monsters Inc. I will miss you tremendously.

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    Jheno C.

    This was a pretty fun ride and my kids loved it. It pretty much goes through what the movie shows and takes you through monsters land. The line was pretty long though. I think everyone is trying to get on this ride before it closes this year. The ride seems like its out dated but it can use a revamp. Glad I tried it but I don't think I'll wait over an hour again to go on it. Its a one and done for me.

    Carolen M.

    Maybe I'm the minority here and I low key am glad this ride is being replaced. But I think this area of the park is underutilized. I just hope it'll be improved. Although it's no longer around as they're prepping to replace it. It was cute and glad I was able to ride it before it went away. L O C A T I O N Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue is located to the left side of Disney's California Adventures. There's this small turn out to the left after you head toward Hyperion Theater. It's kind of hidden. L I N E S The lines can be horrible to walk on. So keep an eye out on the app for wait times. I wouldn't wait longer than 15 minutes for this ride. They do have a buddy pass for this ride. So take advantage. E X P E R I E N C E it's a track ride a la dark suite. You're basically going through the Monster's Inc. movie. So if you love the movie. This is a ride you're going to love. It's cute. O V E R A L L Again, it's one of those rides where if lines are short and it's hot, a good place to cool down. It's not a ride that makes you nauseated which is always a plus. But it is going to be replaced so I do hope whatever ends up in this area is better.

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    Dulce R.

    So sad this ride is leaving, but it makes sense, my son is now almost 15 and he went on this ride lots as a young child. We rode it again this time around maybe for the last time as rumor around the park is it is closing relevatively shortly. I believe avatar is suppose to take its place. You wouldnt know it, because this ride is super popular with wait times exceeding 2 hours at times. We did lightning pass early in the day and it was reserved all the way until 630pm at night. Located at California Adventures and hidden. This ride is perfect for kids, those who are not ride inclined or get dizzy with spinning rides, it is very gentle and depicts the 1st movie clearly. The ride is 2 seaters.

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    Dell K.

    Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue ride is such a cute ride for all ages. It is located in the Hollywood Backlot of DCA. There are restrooms near by and there's bar with seasonal offerings, there's also a rotating food truck near by and a small outdoor theater for those who want to sit this ride out and want shade. The que seems to go between fast and slow. Overall it depends on so many varying factors. There's some shade in the cue and it has an overflow que that is outdoors. The inside que is themed. The ride is a dark ride but not scary dark. The ride is not a fast rollercoaster. You can take babies on this ride. The ride is themed after the movie and takes you through all the main scenes from the movies. On my trip in September I was told they were going to get rid of this ride so if you are a fan you better get there and enjoy it before they get rid of it.

    Leilani M.

    A cute ride to bring out a smile. The movie is captured well with fun twists and turns and every major part of the adventure displayed. Located close to the main entrance, right across the interactive stage area with bench seating. Wait times can be a little long but if you get it just right lines are much shorter. And you can ride it a few times. Staff are so friendly and helpful.

    Brandi P.

    Such a fun ride for all ages. The set dressing and how everything is set up is amazing from the interior que all throughout the ride itself. I guess this would be considered a "dark ride" of sorts and is pretty much constantly moving. The line can get pretty long (upwards of 45 minutes plus). My kids are 23 and 19 and this is still one of our favorites! Boo, Kitty, Mike, and the gang very well represented. You feel like you are emersed in Monstropolis! Watch out for Roz at the end, she does not want to see paperwork this time!

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    Noah M.

    The Baseline: For a theme park attraction, a quality experiences must be provided, the attraction must be fun and engaging, an immersive environment must be established, the queue line must be themed, and safety must be a top priority. Attraction: The ride for Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue is a fun dark ride that takes you through an abbreviated sequence of the Monsters, Inc. movie. It is a fun romp through the Monsters, Inc. world and immerses you into the movie. It is also a fun ride for smaller kids which is needed at Disney California Adventure. Queue: There are lots of fun monster-themed props throughout the queue so if you were waiting you can look and take pictures to make it more fun. Special Note: This attraction will be closing Fall 2025 so I wanted to give this ride a 5-out-of-5 for posterity. We will miss Mike and Sulley in California and hope they enjoy Florida at Hollywood Studios in their near future.

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    I learned something about myself at Knott's Berry Farm. That is, I never need to visit another…read moretheme park again. It's not them, it's me. Roller coasters and such scare the living shit out of me. Not in a fun way. Becky feels the same way! If you love thrill rides, the rides at Knott's Berry Farm are no joke, at least for us. Especially Xcelerator. Ghost Rider was a scream-fest also. Calico Mine Ride was more my speed. LOL! We've been to Knott's for Knott's "Scary" Farm during Halloween time and that was way more to our liking. It had scary thrills with very good actors, while keeping our feet firmly on the ground. Thrill seekers, Knott's is def for you. There is no shortage of rides for you. Knott's Scary Farm around Halloween is great too for those who love to be spooked and chased by chainsaw wielding fiends.

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    4.0(3.4k reviews)
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    Rides were good it walking was horrible but Goofys flight school was bad never again lines where…read morealso really long

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    Check in was easy but a couple slides were closed and no signage until you got to the topread more

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    This was not at the top of my favorite things to do at Disney. It was a fun way to kill a bit of…read moretime but, in the future I might skip. You can feel the age on this as there seem to be bits not working. Would be a good time for a refresh!

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