Great food and great service. Nice cold beer out of the…read morebathtub. Chill burger was awesome.

If you are looking for white tablecloths, subtle lighting, or a quiet place to whisper sweet…read morenothings, keep driving past Coyote Bluff Cafe (often locally called the "Coyote Bluu" or simply "The Bluff") in Amarillo, Texas. But if your idea of culinary heaven involves a grease-stained paper liner, an old-school Texas roadhouse vibe, and a burger that requires structural support, you have arrived at the right place. Nestled just a few blocks off Interstate 40 in a historic, diminutive former dance hall moved wholesale from neighboring Claude, Texas, Coyote Bluff is tiny. With only about 12 tables packed into its 1,000 square feet, the atmosphere is alive with a loud, friendly hum, a dirt parking lot, and a vintage bathtub floating full of ice and cold beer bottles. The place is amazing!!!! The unique steaming process is really amazing. You have to try the chili cheese fries to go with it. The menu keeps its focus tight, centering around half-pound patties of lean Texas ground beef cooked to order. While traditional options like the Hickory Burger and the Green Chili Cheese Burger are stellar, the undisputed heavyweight titleholder here is the legendary Burger from Hell. I had to try it, my wife opted for the Chicken Fried Steak. Many approach the "Hell Burger" with great trepidation, expecting it to be more of a gimmick built strictly on painful, mouth-numbing heat. Instead, it offers a beautifully layered flavor profile. The beef patty with Tabasco and their proprietary "Coyote Hell Sauce," then smothers it in gooey melted cheese, grilled onions, and fresh, vibrant sautéed jalapeños. It arrived on a toasted onion bun, it lands a solid 7 out of 10 on the heat scale. But rather than scorching your palate, it wraps it in a vinegary, spicy, deeply savory warmth. This place also serves up classic, heavy-hitting Texas roadhouse appetizers: Each of these are amazing sides and are worth of mentioning, First the Cheese Fries with Green Chiles, which I had with my burger and my wife had with her Chicken fried steak, it is served on a massive aluminum platter, these fresh-cut fries are heavily blanketed in melted cheese and mild green chiles. They are a mandatory companion to the burgers.  Other appetizers worth of note, are the Texas Red Chili & Green Chili Stew: The thick, hearty green chili stew is packed with meat and mild green peppers, offering a wonderful warming comfort, especially during cool Panhandle days.  and any of the Fried options ranging from baskets of battered fried pickles, garlic mushrooms, and stuffed jalapeños. Because everything is cooked to order and the dining room is incredibly compact, expect a wait during lunch rushes or weekends. However, that time spent waiting in the dirt lot among locals and passing road-trippers is part of the charm. Coyote Bluff Cafe doesn't try to be anything other than a spectacular, small-town Texas burger joint, and it executes that identity flawlessly. This is a MUST Stop in Texas

Food was exceptionally delicious diner food. The service…read morewas excellent, not speedy but acceptable. The hostess was friendly and talkative. What can I say? It's a truck stop diner with cute touristy items to buy. We will stop her again.

When first opened I loved coming here. Had things like corn beef hash I really liked. Last 3 times…read morewe have gone the service has been worse and worse. Worst instance now making me leave this review...and not coming back. Started off just standing waiting to be seated, not even in the door because of a group of people. Said they were a big party made sense why it may be hard to get in. Should of just left then. Lackluster attention from staff for everyone that came in after that group. Saw one couple even immediately be seated though after waiting 20 min with 3 people ahead of us and another group behind. (Happened to know the waitress apparently) Saw one table just up and leave due to being ignored and waiting on ticket to the point they left some cash and up and left in a very bad mood. Got told multiple times a 10-15 min wait due to tables needing cleaned off. There were 4 open tops that were empty throughout restaurant, the whole time and then another 3 opened up while waiting. Then was told 20-30 min wait due to the kitchen being backed up. At that point we just up and left combined with the VIP treatment of people being able to skip ahead of not 1 or 2 but 4 other groups of only 2 to 4 people with at least 5 or 6 open tables. I don't leave reviews often and do for great experiences and bad experiences this was one of the worst. The waitresses were clueless high school or 20 somethings not wanting to actively work and instead argue over whose fault it was a table left or why people would have their name written down and instead would leave due to the treatment of even just being seated, but somehow it's the kitchens fualt. 10/10 do not recommend and don't bother.

Five stars because it is a perfect vibe for a beach dive bar scene. If you have an imagination, you…read morecould see this exact. Layout and design in Key West or Daytona or Myrtle. The only difference there's no ocean to walk to. The food is beach food and to be fair A serve amazing burgers. Their service was friendly and fun knowledgeable. The prices were great. We arrived at five and could sit here until midnight. Everything is chill, the bar is open, line dancing is fun, beach volleyball is entertaining, and we will be back.

Great burger and onion rings could improve on the fries . Window service and outdoor seating. All…read morefresh and tasty. This is the definition of a hamburger stand! Lots to take in on this beach vibe place. Love the crew yelling your name after a tip.

Great place, Great burgers by far! It's now tradition to go here while visiting our Amarillo kin!!!…read more Ward Mcdermott Chandler, Arizona

Start with the good.. the burger was cooked just as stated on the order board - pink in the middle…read more The shake was good and thick, this was the "seasonal " orange creamsicle, tasted great. The bad.. home cut fries are either terrible, soggy and limp or they are spot on being crispy and firm. These were terrible. The grease in the bottom was very obvious and the product showed it. The green chili looked and tasted more like onions and jalapeños grilled and put in a cup as an add on for the burger. ‍ So how it works here is you order the burger they way you want it , mayo, chopped lettuce, onion, tomato, mustard and pickles. You have 3 bread options, one being gluten free. Order everything else and you fill your cup with the beverage from the dispenser. You wait for your number to show up on the header above the pick up counter. It is like a sports bar environment but lacks a lot of TVs. Wanted a burger and it was good. This was a $28 meal.

Really great local spot to watch sports and chill. Plenty of…read moreseating inside and out. Good service. I had the ribeye which was very good. Good crowd. Manager came over to ask how things were.

Have you ever wanted to eat out... but not actually dine out? So you order takeout and immediately…read moreget that little feeling of apprehension like, "Please let this food be as good as it would've been in the restaurant." Well, that was us today -- and Bubba's 33 absolutely delivered. My husband ordered the smash burger, and I got the New England-style fish and chips, plus a full order of their hand-breaded, hand-cut onion rings that are honestly to die for. We picked everything up just 15 minutes after ordering, and every single item tasted like it had just come straight from the kitchen to our table. The onion rings were perfectly crispy with that fresh-from-the-fryer crunch and flavor. The fish had that classic crunchy beer batter on the outside while still being flaky and tender inside, and the garlic mashed potatoes were clearly homemade with just the right amount of garlic. Now let's talk about the smash burger... it was HUGE. Seriously, it could feed three people. My husband practically inhaled it before I could even take a picture! What really impressed me wasn't just the portion sizes -- it was the attention to detail. The onion rings were packaged separately so they stayed crisp, and the savory Bubba's 33 sauce paired perfectly with them. We each ate several onion rings and STILL had leftovers. Even the side salad was incredibly fresh. I'm obsessed with those little crispy potato straws on top, and the homemade ranch is the perfect finishing touch. Honestly, it was refreshing to order takeout and not have a single issue. Nothing missing, nothing cold, nothing soggy or stale -- just an exceptional meal from start to finish. Huge shoutout to the cooking staff and online order prep team at Bubba's 33. You all absolutely crushed it tonight. We will definitely be ordering again and again!

Fabulous Hamburger and the fries are amazing. Very friendly staff!! Very clean little place. I…read morewould recommend to anyone!

Great food, great service, great prices !!! The owner is a great guy, very relaxed dining…read moreenvironmenT. The waitresses treat you like family.

No on the BLT tonite...the bacon wasn't cooked guys. I should bring you one of mine. A good BLT…read moremust have 5 or 6 strips of bacon cooked to "crispy" (and drop the extra slice of toast). On the other hand husband said the cheeseburger was GOOD!!! Awesome.

I love the breakfast burritos here. They are huge. Love the hot sauce also. Fresh hashbrowns and…read morelots of cheese in the burrito.

This is, without a doubt, the definition of a greasy spoon restaurant! In all the best ways…read more First our waitress was amazing! It was sooo busy and she was working hard! Still, she took time to talk with us and recommend things to do in Amarillo. Super nice! The menu is burgers. Beef or buffalo (and chicken I believe). I chose a buffalo patty and it was still a super greasy burger! So good. Lots of flavor. Plenty of toppings. The buns are soft, buttery and held up perfectly. We ordered a large basket of fries for the table and didn't finish them all! Those come 'loaded' if you prefer. It was in the high 90's during our visit and it was hot in there. The outdoor patio was open too. Yes, there were a few flies, but the doors are constantly being opened front and back, so it's kind of inevitable in an historic building from the 1920's. Single men's and ladies restrooms. No diaper station. Mostly street parking with a small lot at the side of the building.

We return time and time again. Loose. Laid back. Basic good food. Homemade burgers with real…read moreBeef. Fries are from real potatoes fixed there. My favorite: buffalo burger. It's a tradition. More than just a local dive. History.

Great Hot Dogs! The Polish dog and the Chicago were delicious! Having a cooler full of Fanta…read moreflavors was fun. Haven't had one of those in ages.

Tried to go here but wasn't open @ 6 PM on a Monday. Are they still in business? Not sure if I'll…read moreattempt to eat here again