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    Grist Mill Inn Bed & Breakfast - Mill House Kitchen and Dining Area

    Grist Mill Inn Bed & Breakfast

    (42 reviews)

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    Booked this place thinking "historic converted mill" sounded charming and romantic. What a joke. It…read morejust sucked from the second we pulled up. Check-in was a ghost town--no one around, had to hunt down someone who looked annoyed we existed. Room felt like a dusty antique store explosion: creaky floors that groaned like they were dying every time you moved, poor lighting so dim you could barely see your own feet, and lightbulbs that were straight-up burned out. Bed was okay if you like lumpy mattresses from the 1800s, but the pillows were flat as pancakes and smelled faintly of old attic. Breakfast? More like a sad self-serve disaster. Tables were dirty, no utensils half the time, trash overflowing, and the "continental" spread was basically stale muffins, watery coffee that tasted like regret, and some sad fruit that had seen better days. No host interaction, no warm vibes--just grab-and-go neglect. The whole place had this weird abandoned energy. No real hospitality, plumbing sounded like a freight train every time someone flushed, and the "quaint" antiques just made everything feel grimy and neglected. Paid way too much for a night of discomfort and disappointment. Zero charm, zero comfort, zero reason to ever come back. It just sucked. Hard. Avoid unless you enjoy paying for regret. 0/10, would rather sleep in the car.

    This is a 2.5 star review. (Three stars is an Okay experience, this visit fell short in some easily…read morecorrectable ways.) It had been hot all week. 105+ and my two prior lodging choices that advertised AC and WiFi, both failed to deliver AC or WiFi or allow canceling a non-cancelable resv. I arrived without a firm resv, but booking.com said they had one room available. In the lobby is a sign directing guests to call a phone number. No answer. There is another sign with a different number. No answer. There is a button on the wall to summon help. No help arrived. I found my way to the adjacent restaurant. Servers directed me to the bartender. No clue if a room was available. No idea if the rooms had AC. They have window AC units that hat work just fine. No idea if the room had a private or shared bath. Room 4 has a private bath. The only way to book and check-in while standing in the lobby is booking.com. I booked one night. It was then I discovered that the door to room #4 would not close. Further inspection revealed that the strike plate was not (mortised) flush into the door frame. Examining the door, it became apparent that the door could be forced closed, but only if I really put my shoulder in to it. The room and bath were clean and spacious. The stairway is a tad narrow, but that is hardly unexpected for vintage buildings. The restaurant staff is friendly, but uninformed about the lodging operation. The towels were thin and coarse, not plush. They reminded me of the earlier Days Inn stay that was a 0-star experience. I ordered nachos from the bar. Nothing special. Think gas station nachos. The bartender is friendly and makes a damn fine margarita. On-street parking only. Breakfast was not available, so off to the market. Would I return? Maybe.

    A Creekside Retreat - Lots of animals, bats, birds, critters and insects.

    A Creekside Retreat

    (9 reviews)

    If you're thinking about visiting Moab, you won't find a more special place to stay. Cozy bedding,…read morea luxurious bathroom with all natural soaps and epsom salts for baths after a long day of hiking, and my favorite: the food. Matt made a spectacular breakfast each morning as part of the stay. He and Jenn packed cookies, coffee, and even a breakfast sandwich for the road when I would leave for my adventures. It felt like a home away from home, and their adorable son Kenny and sweet dog Gaby made it even more so. If I were in town, wouldn't stay anywhere else.

    Excellent hosts, very comfy room, delicious made-to-order breakfast and snacks to boot! Too much to…read morelist, and I'm sure I'll miss some things... brass tacks--highly recommended, would not stay anywhere else in Moab. Hosts: WONDERFUL! Jenny is a photographer and took me with her to the best sunrise spot at Canyonlands. Matt made us coffee and wrapped up Jenny's homemade Zucchini Bread for the 5am drive up to what ended up being one of the most spectacular sunrises I've ever seen. Jenny also took me to a few more lookout points because I had only one day there. Food: WOW! I'm vegetarian and Matt customized the entire breakfast and some unexpected treats to my needs. Ginger pancakes with fresh applebutter and a veggie scramble on day one. For my hike to the Delicate Arch, they packed me an entire snack bag with water and mints! Next morning I needed to leave early, but Matt insisted on making me a breakfast to-go of a sandwich and fruit. They even shared dinner with me my second night when I came back early. Everything was natural, organic, consciously-gathered ingredients. Room: Nice, clean, cozy bedding and lighting. 6-7 water bottles, lavender bed spray, gorgeous stone lamp, tv, guidebooks and separate entry, and covered parking for my one car. Property: You can see the sunrise and the sunset right from their backyard, where they've set up chairs. Stunning!! Price: Very, very reasonable in this land of crazy-expensive, continental breakfast land. I cannot say enough about how much I enjoyed my experience at a Creekside Retreat. Thank you Matt, Jenny and Gabby--I hope to take you up on rock-finding adventures in the future!!

    Desert Hills Bed and Breakfast - Homegrown eggs scrambled with cheese, homemade turkey sausage and homegrown kales

    Desert Hills Bed and Breakfast

    (16 reviews)

    We enjoyed our stay at Desert Hills Bed & Breakfast in Moab so much we extended an extra night. Our…read moreroom with private bath was spotless, comfortable and spacious so we were always well-rested for hiking in Arches and Canyonlands. Breakfasts were excellent and varied. Vic's omelets made with the fresh laid eggs from their hens were outstanding as was the homemade waffles, pancakes, bread and jam. Anna and Vic were the consummate hosts lending us maps, books and sharing their knowledge of petroglyph sites, best hikes, drives and area restaurants. (Make sure you check out their handcrafted wooden spoons). We highly recommend this homey and well-situated B&B and look forward to returning on our next trip to Moab.

    From the moment we arrived, Anna made us feel genuinely welcome and at home. The property is…read morepeaceful, beautifully maintained, and surrounded by stunning desert views--perfect for relaxing after a day of exploring Arches or Canyonlands. Our room was spotless, comfortable, and thoughtfully decorated with a warm southwestern charm. The bed was incredibly cozy, and we really appreciated all the little touches that showed how much care goes into every detail. Breakfast was a true highlight--freshly prepared, delicious, and far beyond what you'd expect from a typical B&B. Each morning brought a new treat, with locally inspired flavors and plenty to keep us fueled for adventure. If you're looking for a quiet, charming, and welcoming place to stay in Moab, we can't recommend Desert Hills Bed and Breakfast enough. It's the perfect blend of comfort, location, and personal touch--truly a gem in the desert!

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