We left our hotel this evening and were dead set on going to a popular restaurant nearby. Of course we check and they are closed. So we find this awesome place. The food, service and overall atmosphere were fantastic. Almost divey but still really enjoyable. I had the steak, and it was like butter. So tender and absolutely full of flavor. The spades were delicious as well! read more

Restaurante Desperado - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

Family business. Good food. Prices competitive. Great stuffed lobster. Nicer rustic decor.

Super good food. Make sure to go with the Skirt steak, with the chimichurri sauce. The service is also great and the ambiance is very setting for the restaurant. read more

This was my group's first meal in Puerto Rico! We really wanted to get some mofongo, and this place was close to our base as well. The food was very tasty, and our server was great (El Ninõ aka Supreme). There definitely is a bit of a wait time as other reviews have mentioned, but I think as long as you have some drinks and apps the wait isn't so bad, and the food was certainly worth it. I'd recommend going with the Shrimp Mofongo, which was really tasty and had a great texture. Side note: the hot sauce they make in house is super tasty and properly spicy. We bought a couple bottles to take home. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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I hate to say this, because the service was really nice and did their best, but this was by far the most disappointing meal I had my entire trip to Puerto Rico. I ordered the steak in mushroom sauce with a side of Mac and cheese. What I got was an excruciatingly salty slab of meat covered in Campbell's cream of mushroom soup (or at least that's what it tasted like) and, I kid you not, a side of Kraft mac and cheese. Literally classic blue box. And I waited well over an hour for it. Again, the service was delightful, if slow, but that's the kitchen, not them. They were very friendly, though. Drinks were good, too. Lighting needs work. read more

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Good food and good service the people are amazing and service was fast Buena comida y excelente servicio uñas personas buen amable y el servicio rápido read more

We came here for a late night dinner when we came in town and the server gave his absolute best service despite us walking in 10 mins prior to closing. Portion sizes were generous and we enjoyed the fried fish the most. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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DO NOT EAT HERE! Husband's steak was so tough couldn't chew. Served me lobster that they claimed was 2 pounds ($60) that couldn't have been that much meat and tough! Argued that husband should have sent back sooner, tried and waitress ignored us. Asked for manager that gave us a "discount" on food that couldn't be eaten? ‍ Charged us a $100 and we had to get food elsewhere!!! Horrible!!! AVOID AT ALL COST!! read more

Food was okay and overpriced. Service was subpar. Outside of that the people were nice but I would not recommend. One server had his headphone in or on his phone They ran out of steak and told us after waiting for our food. Also some of the food like the rice and beans tasted like it was out of a can Took forever to get the bill read more

This place is a scam !! We were here as tourists from New York and visiting this place and thought of supporting a local restaurant which clearly back fired on us and ended up ruining our day. There was a massive mistake made by the staff. The menu does not mention the prices of main dishes. Our main dish (lobster) cost us $130 alone. In the entire duration when the manager was taking the order he never mentioned the weight of the lobster (Menu is even missing the cost per pound which is $30 per pound) We were never told by the staff about the price of the dish, the bill was a shock to us. The food is also average. Overall it was a disastrous experience for us. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

***My patented pre-review tip: Specify that you want tap water if you don't want them bringing you a bottle and charging for it. If you prefer bottled and hate the environment like some sort of monster, disregard this tip.*** We went here based on our host's recommendation. The location is very open air (like lots of PR restaurants) and is attached to a mechanic's, but don't let those facts stop you. On the inside it's very classy. You know what else was classy? The prices. We almost walked out when we sat down and saw the prices here, but decided to give it a go since our host spoke highly of it. I think the cheapest entree on the menu was around $18, which isn't terrible, but adding on a drink (we didn't, but got stuck for the aforementioned bottled water) or some extras would have spiked the bill up pretty quickly. We got the mofongo. Every destination has that "must-try" local cuisine with a funny name, and in PR mofongo is it. It consists of mashed plantains (side note: if you notice a bunch of mortar and pestles in the gift shop, that's what that's about) and garlic, and, well...that's basically it. The money shot is what an establishment puts on top, which varies from nothing to the off-the-hook meat and sauce Desperado's puts on its mofongo. The W had one with shrimp and I had skirt steak, and the portions were absolutely generous even at the ~$20 price. Actually, the price was about right for the portions, and just right for the quality, which was outstanding. The shrimp were cooked perfectly, the steak was tender, the sauce was rich, but not too rich. It was along the lines of a beef gravy and decadent in such a good way. I honestly can't imagine we would have found this dish as enjoyable anywhere else on the island. Maybe more authentic, I don't know, but not better. Our server was super friendly and conversational, and she definitely tried for the upsell with appetizers and dessert, but that mofongo dish was the exact right amount of food for one meal for us. I'd actually love to try some other items on the menu, but the prices just went up from what we ordered, and we ain't go that kind of scratch. That said, if we're ever in the neighborhood again, we'll probably go back! read more

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Food was ok but way too expensive. I wouldn't recommend the sangria. It tasted like a very old batch, too sweet,there's no fruit in it, way too much ice and flavorless. The octopus tasted like it's out of a can. The churasco was was super fatty and chewy. It was cooked braised I think. It wasn't your typical grilled churasco. I honestly was expecting tastier food considering how pricey it is. The waitress was nice and she was definitely trying her best to sell us their food. Ambiance was ok. It was pretty empty on a Wednesday night. Definitely not worth the money. read more

Food taste awesome. You have to order the lobster, it's like one of its kind in the world. I've tried many different style of seafood but none can compare with this one. It's a little bit expensive but it's fresh and special. The Desperado beef steak is tender and juicy. I am surprised that a seafood restaurant can cook beef this well. Highly recommended! read more

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One star was the lowest option. The food was subpar; the menu choices and prices are a misrepresentation of what your bill will be. The food does not taste authentic, nor is its quality above that of a bottom shelf frozen meal. 0/10--would NOT recommend. This place is a tourist trap. Also, the women's toilet was broken, and there was no hot water. The men's restroom didn't have running water, either. Oh! And the bill was "accidentally" over written by $100+! Do not waste your time coming here. read more

Thiss one of my only reviews for food. Save your money! This was one of the worst restaurants I have gone to in PR. We spent over $250 on mediocre food & it took 2 hours. My mofongo with shrimp was absolutely bland, shrimp tasted like it came from walmart, & the only thing that was good from the restaurant was the water which we spent $6.00 on. The owner/manager was SO rude and disrespectful saying that everywhere was busy for fathers day. No excuse! No sympathy whatsoever! Wasted my money - overpriced, & wish I could have gone to Wendy's. Always read reviews beforehand. Este es uno de mis únicos reviews sobre comida. ¡Ahorre su dinero! Este fue uno de los peores restaurantes a los que he ido en PR. Gastamos más de $ 250 en comida mediocre y tardó casi 2 horas en llegar. Mi mofongo con camarones era absolutamente asqueroso, los camarones sabían como si vinieran de Walmart, y lo único bueno del restaurante era el agua en la que gastamos $ 6.00. El propietario / gerente fue irrespetuoso al decir que todo estaba ocupado para el día del padre. ¡No hay excusas! Perdí mi dinero, dema read more

Buckle up, guys, I'm going to start saying the same thing someone else said in a past review: "I would give it zero stars if I could." This place is a rip off. My family and I waited nearly 2 hours to be served our meals, and when it DID arrive, it wasn't even hot. The prices are ASTRONOMICALLY ridiculous for the incredibly subpar meals. For $45.99 I ordered a 12oz ribeye steak with a side of onion rings; I'm at least 100% sure that steak wasn't 12oz, and on top of that, it was poorly seasoned. The biggest slap to my face how raw onions and mushrooms "marinated" in JUST sherry vinegar was dumped on top of the steak. The onion rings were super oily. Moving on to the next meals I want to focus on: mofongo with carrucho, and the kid's meal Mac & cheese with chicken nuggets. The Mac & Cheese was literally just Craft's Mac & Cheese. Trust me, we've all eaten it enough to instantly recognize it on a plate. On to the nuggets...I've had better nuggets from Wendy's. And lastly, the mofongo? Bland, but it was the only "decent" thing to come out of that kitchen. The waiters really never paid attention, so the service left much to be desired. They were never really present UNTIL they overheard me start complaining to my family about how long they were taking. That's when (who I assume is the owner) starter to "step in", but in reality, he was mostly hovering around our table in a very uncomfortable way. (Also, let me not forget that when we did receive our meals, I had to call for our waiter to get us utensils.) Now here's the kicker, we went on 4th of July, BUT the place wasn't full. The table we were seated in had a light above it that kept flicking and turning itself off. Before we left, the owner apologized and said how, "their electrician went in today to fix it but he couldn't get the job completely done because it was 4th of July." Last night, I sat down to read all the comments here on Yelp and actually found a comment from a couple of months ago that mentioned how they had "problems with the lighting" back then as well. I had to laugh at the audacity of the owner honestly. Definite tourist trap. The name "Desperado" is so fitting for a place desperately trying to empty our pockets. read more

Tourist trap for sure :), but nice enough for a gringo. You will not see any locals eating here. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Empty at 6:18 - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

Well we were in Puerto Rico, Rio Grande When we walked into the Desperado we were the only ones in the restaurant besides a kid on a humm aboard. Someone appeared and led us to our lone table. I must say it was 830pm why it may have been so desolate. We are on vacation so your happy. We tried ordering the lobster, out of it, fried cheese, out of it, beans and rice, out of it..my eyebrows went up beans and rice is a stable. Alright now.. steak they had, well its a steakhouse. So 3 steaks and a stuffed red snapper and a vodka and cranberry. The 3 steaks arrived on individual sizzling smokey, I mean smoke that would have created a 3 alarm 911 call. The smoke did die. The steak was in the top 5 of steaks I have eaten, delicious. Thank goodness i wasn't driving the vodka and cranberry on point. My brother wolfed down the red snapper so he truly enjoyed. read more

We stayed on PR for 8 days, and ate amazing food all over the island. The Desperado is, by far, the most amazing restaurant on the island!!!!!! My two oldest kids got the lobster w/ garlic sauce, I had the PR sauce (can't remember what it's called but Bryan will explain it, no worries!). (Bryan showed us the lobsters that just came off the boat, totally cool, the freshest food I've had all trip) My wife had the steak (Fricking awesome!). All the portions are huge! You will not mind the cost! If you miss this place it's your loss. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Lobster Bryan with Garlic sauce - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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The best mofongo with shrimp around. If you get the seafood plate with lobster be sure to share it with someone there's plenty. Frappe and fruit drinks with a local flair too. Family run, the owner always says hi at your table. This is also the only restaurant in Puerto Rico that plays country music. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Desparado Restaurant - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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Amazing food here! Don't think it can get any better. I got the friend red snapper and fried plantains. They are amazing. My boyfriend got the lobster o bryn also super super delicious. It comes with rice and beans on the side. Huge dishes. Could have split everything but we decided to be fat since were on vacation. Definitely come here for good food! read more

Restaurante Desperado - Fried snapper and plantains - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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The Lobster o Bryan was amazing! I would give 5 stars but the service it self was not the greatest, our waitress was cleaning and mopping around us since it was close to 10pm. The Strawberry Mango Frap was also unreal. I would definitely go back next time I am in PR. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

As soon as we got off the plane and were headed to our Airbnb house we were hungry and gave desperado a try, the first night I had with out hyperbole the best fish I've ever had in my life, ( red snapper catch of the day) Just one day prior I had been in San Francisco and in hindsight was becoming almost numb to good food. The fish at desperado rivaled the fish I had in San Francisco, the next day when we went to the bioluminescent bay and did all the touristy stuff is when I realized how amazing that seafood and steak restaurant on the main highway in Rio Grande was by comparison to every other restaurant we went to. This is not "a review on Puerto Rico" but if you've never visited before, their restaurants just have different levels of expectations, for example there is rarely air-conditioning, A lot of them are like shoebox style construction they're called kiosks, sometimes the servers are on island time. Day two, three, and four I began to realize just how out of place in a very good way desperado was in Puerto Rico; it's a purposely built construction, the interior theme is like a Texas steakhouse, the music was Jonny Cash, The AC blows freezing cold air, pictures of the owner with famous boxers on the wall, The bar portion of the restaurant was nicer than the actual bars at the beach. So of course on the last day we went back and I had steak, yet again, right on the money. This place is like a gem right next to Luquillo beach. read more

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Stopped in to check out the place and to have a drink. Ordered a rum punch and a B w/Coke the r/p didn't have any alcohol taste so the waitress Wes VERY accommodating and punt another shot of DonQ and then it was good. They also offered to let me try different brands of liquor if I chose too. The meals look very good hopefully we will be able to come back and try. read more

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Desperado is on the roadside connected to a car mechanic. Dont let the bad location fool you. You will soon notice the customers are all locals. Ambiance is the first thing that distinguishes it from other restaurants. The decor has an American Western motiff and small speakers play Johnny Cash music. The menu isnt big for a reason. This is a small restaurant and i presume much of it is fresh. We ordered the daily special, a $20 fried red snapper with a caesar salad. It was obviously fresh and the bilingual waitress confirmed the fish was caught two days ago. The shrimp appetizer was only four giant shrimp. Nothing special. But the delicious coffee flan was also home made. The entree menu is short and simple, steaks, fish, chicken. Entree prices are $15-25. Desperado is worth a stop to get off the beaten tourist path and eat home made, freshly prepared food. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Home made coffee flan - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

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The best Mofongo I've had so far. My first Mofongo was at Metropol and it was not something I would ever order again. Until I came here. The waitress recommended the dish, so I went with it. Boy, was I glad I did. In a Mofongo lover!! The workers here only spoke spanish but they did their best to communicate with us and we had a ball learning Spanish and teaching them English. At the end, they didnt want us to leave. Definitely coming back. read more

Local place to eat moderately upscale facilities I had the red snapper wife had the skirt steak the snapper was wildly awesome she asked for medium well when it arrived it was still bloody sent it back when it can back was still very undercooked so wife had a few bites as I did it was great but learn what medium well is. Not cheap to eat here two dinners 50 bucks. Ya get what ya pay for as always. Would definitely come back here. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Red snapper - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

We ended up at this place because it was the only place open on Christmas Eve (we're Jewish). It was surprisingly good - service was fast enough and friendly, and seated us near closing without hesitation. Everyone in my party really enjoyed the food, myself included. All the mofongos we ordered were delicious (chicken w, strip steak, shrimp), although they could have thrown in a couple more shrimp. The red sauce is fantastic. The restaurant is Western/Country themed, which makes no sense at all, but it was cute so who cares. We'd definitely come back! read more

I would give zero stars if I could. WASTE OF TIME, FOOD, AND MONEY. First, we waited a total of 2 hours for our food. The manager at the restaurant kept making excuses and was very disrespectful to me. Secondly, I ordered the desparado steak medium rare. They handed it to me completely raw. I bring this up to the owner and he said "This is the way I eat medium rare". After they came back nuking the steak with the microwave it looked okay. The fries had no salt on them. This is by far the worst restaurant I have been to in Puerto Rico. read more

This place is a big SCAM. I suggest avoiding it, as you will find yourself SHOCKED when you receive the bill! The food is hit and miss. Some of the dishes are good, some are okay, some aren't too good. It was a mixed bag for our family of four. The food, however, isn't really the issue here. First off, the service is SLOW. And when I say slow, I mean S-L-O-W. It took over 90 minutes to get ANY food. About 30 minutes after ordering, we were told they were out of baked potatoes. How could that have taken so long to discover? But again, that wasn't the big issue. I've been at slow-serving restaurants before, and I frequently don't jump on Yelp to report it to the masses. The bill they present you with at the end does NOT resemble the prices on the menu. Search out other one star reviews on here (some as far back as three years), and you will see this same accusation over and over. I ordered the $20 Yellowtail. The waiter asked me, "Small, medium, or large?", which was an odd question, given that there was just one price listed. I inquired the price at that point, and was told small was $20, medium was $25, and large was $30. So I went with the $25 medium. I also asked them to grill instead of fry my fish, and the waiter said that would be no problem. My boyfriend ordered the Snapper. Same deal with small/medium/large at the same $20/$25/$30 price points, even though again, only the $20 price was on the menu. He also went with the $25 medium. When the bill came, we found that I was charged $33 (instead of $25), and my boyfriend was charged $30 instead of $25. Even more outrageous were the explanations for these upcharges. I was charged $7 for "grilling" (not joking), plus an extra dollar they couldn't explain. My boyfriend's upcharge was equally ridiculous. They said that they were out of medium fish, so they gave him a large (without asking him) and charged him accordingly! What?!! He argued it out with them for about 15 minutes before they agreed to take it all off. They backed down on his upcharge after a few minutes, but they kept insisting that my "grilling charge" was going to stay, even though the waiter openly admitted that he told me my fish was $25 and that it would be "no problem" to grill it instead of fry it! They spent 15 MINUTES arguing repeatedly that it's perfectly fine to charge $7 extra to grill a fish, without any indication that such a charge would exist, and without it being printed anywhere on the menu. Finally they broke down and took it off the bill when we wouldn't budge. Horrible experience. Again, read other bad reviews and you will see basically the same story being told, meaning that this is a frequent trick they pull, and not just a misunderstanding. It makes sense why only one other party was dining there at prime dinner hours. STAY AWAY! read more

We heard that this place had some pretty fantastic steak, so we decided to check it out. The staff is absolutely adorable. Even though the food and employees are basically 100% Puerto Rican, they are really trying to pull off a Country Western theme. Priceless. Our waitress was a sweet older lady who reminded me of my abuelita! She even told my boyfriend and I that we would make beautiful mixed children. Classic. As for the food--wow. My mother and I ended up ordering the house special (the pork chop). My father ordered the ribeye steak and my boyfriend ordered the lobster. We were all foaming at the mouth over how succulent all of the dishes were. Amazing flavor, and I made sure to sample everything! The only reason I am deducting a star is because the restaurant does not serve alcohol. This wouldn't bother me much except that with red meat, you really seem to crave an ice cold beer. The strawberry smoothies were killer though. Overall, this place is super charming. Definitely stop in for excellent service and juicy, high-quality meat. read more

"Lobster Bryan" is out do the world. Found this place in Yelp, although it's not reviewed a lot, but it's on our way back from the east of the island back to Loiza. Glad that we did stop here for seafood! We ordered the following and they all came out great: 1) Shrimp cocktail 2) Mofongo with Shrimp 3) Whole fried Red Snapper 4) Lobster Bryan (2 lb+ lobster cooked with stuffed seafood, believe that Bryan's the owner) Wonderful staff as well. Def worth every penny. read more

Food was delicious! Husband and I both got steak- the skirt and rib eye. We wanted to try the mofongo, but because of the holidays, they said they didn't have any left. We can't recommend the steaks enough! The 3 stars is because of the service. The restaurant was not even that busy (no wait, empty tables) and it took someone about 25 minutes to come to our table. This was after we finally walked over and asked if we could order and at least get some drinks. Once the food came out, we realized we got sweet potato fries instead of the bake potato. We asked if we could switch it and they took it back... And they brought out the sweet potato fries again. I was confused at this point and explained again how I ordered the bake potato. The server was repeating how she can take it back if this is not what I wanted.... At this point, I thought maybe these sweet potatoes fries was the "bake potato." (As we were walking out, I saw tables who had a bake potato. I really don't know where the miscommunication took place. The server spoke English and my husband can speak Spanish) Lastly, when we received our check, we realized one of our steaks was $5 more than what the menu listed. When we asked about it, the server merely apologized for not explaining when we ordered that due to the different sizes of steaks, the price could vary. She also went on to say that the menu was not updated... read more

Restaurante Desperado - Ribeye - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

After a long search, we finally made it thanks to the most friendly waitress I have ever encountered! She stayed on the phone to make sure we made it (difficult to find) off 3 next to the church...the food was amazing!!!! Fresh local lobster and the sauces were amazing! read more

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If you're in the mood for steak, this is it. In fact, if I could fly to Puerto Rico just for dinner this would be the place. I don't know what they do to the churrascuro but it's perfect. I found this place by chance and have been back a few times since. It's been remodeled and I was so happy to see it up and running when I visited post hurricane. read more

Really cute spot with pleasant service but the rib eye was way overseasoned and very thin for $25. Side salad was included ( listed at $4.99) but was weak as it was shredded lettuce with a tomato slice. Lobster ($25/lb) was chewy and overseasoned as well. Overall disappointing considering previous reviews. The waitress was highly enthusiastic about both of these dishes so its not that we ordered the wrong thing. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Rib eye - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

Wanted a meal outside of the resort, something local. Desperado's was special! Amanda, our waitress was a sweetheart! Everyone made us feel welcomed and took time to be friendly. The music was a blend of familiar Latin inspired rock....and the beer was COLD....while the langostinos were amazing! We settled on the mofungo....yummy. The open air dining and friendly reception sent this review beyond the 4 stars....but, every bite of food was delicious! read more

Restaurante Desperado - WOW! They are really BIG! What a great place! GO!!! - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico

We recently visited on a Yelp recommendation. Tge food was great , beautifully presented. The staff was very friendly. read more

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That wonderful first bite that says, Yes! I made the right choice :) I don't splurge often. Most of the restaurants I go to are known for their good but cheap food, but my best friend came here in January during a cruise and came back raving... (Plus I think she may still be harboring a crush on the cook) so I had to check it out. We didn't get any appetizers. The shrimp mofongo (hope I spelled it right) was out of this world good. It was both rich and magically delicate. Redolent of butter and garlic, with plump juicy shrimp. My hunni got the ribeye ( he would say my begging and offering to share had nothing to do with his decision). It was perfect. True ribeye lovers will admit it's all about the fat. Nothing is worse than biting into a steak, expecting that luscious bite where the fat just melts like butter in your mouth and getting a tough chewy fat fiber. But Mark's steak was perfection. I snuck an extra bite by pointing behind him and saying , "OH MY GOD!! Isn't that Jennifer Lopez!!???" I ignored my full belly and got the flan too. Helooooooo flan. read more

I agree with all of the reviews, this place is a ripoff. The math and the bill did not match! The food was cool, but not $120 good. Really it looks better than it tastes. Service was good though. Overall, I would not go back or recommend. read more

Restaurante Desperado - Lobster Bryan - Seafood Near Me - Guayama, Puerto Rico