Great selection, amazing owners Fun crowd! They no longer…read morehave indoor smoking in the main part of the shop. But you can smoke out front or they have a place in the back for shade and air conditioning.

This place is amazing. They have an incredible selection of alcohol and cigars. The primary…read morereason I went to the store is because I was trying to find a rare box of cigars for my 96 year of father. Arseen, was the gentleman who helped me find this gem. He went ABOVE AND BEYOND to make this happen. The entire family is truly wonderful. I could tell by the interactions that other customers had, that they treat everyone very well. They truly appreciate their clientele and that is a rare find today! Now I can't wait to try their Old Oaks Steakhouse!

Great service and Jad is great! I've been going to this place for the last 3 years. The have a wide…read moreselection

Jad is a really cool and helpful guy. They all are, the prices for their items are reasonable and…read moreJad is always super friendly, and really cool to shoot the breeze. If you're a regular they'll remember you and always recommend great items if you're ever stuck looking for something new.

What a great place to relax and have a cigar. Their outdoor patio is super comfortable. Prices…read moreor very competitive...love this place...

Very nice setup for someone with a membership. I was a little disappointed with their selection of…read morecigars. I thought they would have more of a selection; however, with that being said, I did find a cigar I was dying to try: My Father Blue label. Great smoke

Highly recommend this liquor store. The owner is BEYOND friendly. And his selection is great. Lots…read moreof selection and top self options.

Good people! Always friendly and helpful. A good selection of wines, liquor and lottery tickets.read more

The selection is good, prices RIGHT! REALLY GOOD Selection and consistent service! Again, you can…read morefind what you are looking for in their selection.

love this place - i will never go anywhere else. the juice i buy from here is $20, and there are…read moremultiple deals.. like buy two get a third free... and many more. it's SUCH good prices - if i go to the vape shop called Cloud 10 in simi, the same juice is $32. it's just gross.... any time ive visited another vape store, i always regret it and think about V Spot. This place has amazing service and amazing employees, a great selection of product.. and just an all around awesome spot. if you're looking for your favorite vape juice - or your NEXT new favorite - this is the spot to go.

Great customer service! I buy my Loto here for me and…read morefamily and Abraham has always been really nice and helpful.

Great new owner- really helpful and friendly! You can tell they care about the customers…read more Definitely a great addition to the neighborhood

Cashier was nice and helpful, made suggestions which was great . Prices were reasonableread more

Bought a pack of cigs. Paid over retail. Cannot afford a second. Would not buy again. Ever…read more Thinking of quitting. Can't trust smoke shops. You don't know where they're getting it from. Had to use 85 words just to say over charged. Disrespected. And lame. Could've bought a pack at 711 grunted fresh. Thanks for the lameness.

My alcohol drinking days are long behind me, for various health reasons. I am heartened by the…read morezero proof options that are available these days. It's nice to have the option to enjoy mocktails and adult-style beverages while still taking care of my other concerns. I went to Total Wine looking for NA Prosecco, as I was planning to serve mimosas for Easter brunch. One of their friendly, helpful staff members saw me with a puzzled look on my face and walked me over to the alcohol-free aisle. It was great to see options for liquor, wines, and beer, plus mixed drinks all without the buzz factor. She helped me locate the bubbly. There was a brand that I'd read about, plus another which was a pre-mixed mimosa option. I bought both bottles. They also carry Blue Moon N.A., and I bought a six pack for Dear Hubby. He asked me why, and I said that if he wanted the taste and knew that he was going to be drinking, he wouldn't have to worry about that combo. He tried it and said it wasn't quite the same, but he could enjoy it with a citrus twist which he likes. As for my Prosecco and orange juice adventure, it was great. I hadn't had champagne in a very long time and aided by the juice I couldn't tell the difference. Prices seemed fair, albeit I'm not up to date on what to expect. I may spring for one of the whiskey or rum options for sipping the prior and mixing the latter. This store and their knowledgeable staff has won my business.

Miserable tortas behind register, refuse to sell alcohol to an adult for no reason. been a member…read morehere for years and i got attitude when trying to buy alcohol. dont come here unless you want to be judged and refused service

Came in to get greensmart living product.They were sold out,but Sam was kind enough to suggest…read moreanother popular product to "hold me over" until stock came in. He was so helpful and so nice.This is how a business should be.He really cared about helping me...he wasnt just trying to make a sale. They have the largest selection of tobacco products I've ever seen. I am in Simi and because of the outstanding customer service provided by Sam I plan on being a repeat customer..well worth the drive!! Thank you Sam,you are awesome!! Highly recommend this store..HIGHLY.

So, this place is a one-stop shop... they have cigs, Kratom+, cigars, & clippers. I do all my…read moreshopping for my smoke & pain needs here. The employees will help you ratchet up your game, no question. You get the feeling that this place is special, & it is. They also take care of the little guy & give a homie discount sometimes. Before, I was spending much more on lower quantity Kratom products, but they have bottles with 500 capsules. Saving me money, stress, & anxiety while helping me enjoy my journey in life. Sam, specifically, went the extra mile to help me learn about some key products I was interested in, & have found powerful & effective solutions. If you have smoke, pain, &/or cognitive functioning needs, think twice about skipping over this place... you'll be missing a treasure in Thousand Jokes!! you know I love you, don't forget your bamboo hats kids, it's hot as Hades out there right now. The Sauce. -RäMSeS

We came in on a Wed night for my bday. We lucked out with the sweetest bartender. Each drink was a…read morework of art--and just as thirst-quenching. We ordered food from an Indian restaurant and had it delivered to the bar. Love that you can do that here. Definitely give them a try!

Cool local neighborhood bar located in Camarillo Springs. Large parking lot but it is shared with a…read moresoccer field so can be hard to find parking depending on time. There is no food served at this location but plenty of food/snacks available from outside vendors or liquor store next door. Now the drinks...selection is amazing. From mixed drinks, huge craft beer selection and yes there is wine. The mixed drinks are my favorite since they are really good. Mai tai or any rum drinks are a must here. Best deal day is still Wednesday $10 days. Service is super friendly. Crowd is really fun too. Make sure to visit them.