I keep reflecting on last night and saying "MY GAY ASS LMFAOOOOOOO" First, the cons: I still don't like that black bald security guy with the straggly beard that works there, he's always specifically rude as hell to me. But everyone else is cool! Moscow Mules are extremely tasty, the latino security guy with the newsboy cap is always friendly and I adore seeing him, Danielle is a great presence, and I was treated nicely here! Hygienic, a nice ambiance, and ladies seem relaxed! FRIDAYS are indeed the best night with other friendly ladies (and some couples, although mostly women) in the audience and couples throwing cash, the ladies working are EXTREMELY friendly and sociable, so if you're nervous, don't be! Get all dolled up and put on a cute fit... the cutest one in your closet, yes THAT one, and wear it here... And bring your cash, 100$ is enough for a great couple's dance (3 songs, and you'll wish it were 5) and 200$ at least if you genuinely wanna have a great time throwing ones and turning up! (Don't be like my date and sulk about not getting a ton of positive attention if you're also not showing positive attention back in the form of tossing ones... As you can imagine, I'll probably avoid bringing him back-) I had an experience with the stripper So-So that was soooooo so incredible that I had the gayest dream I've ever had in my life and woke up the next morning ready to entirely block every man in my phone and be a rich lesbian instead. 11/10 experience Also of course shoutout to Zion, Genesis, and Eliana (Eliana is extremely gorgeous and takes great care of herself, she's fun and sassy,) and admittedly So-So's couple's dance with me and my date last night had me in a DAAAAAAZE, I was literally so faint and swooning after it that I was stumbling around like a newborn baby deer all weak in my knees. (And mind you, I was sober at that point, more than enough water and hours passed, I was euphoric!) It was like getting Snoo-Snoo'd in Futurama, hell yeah So-So! It's almost 6pm the next day and I am swooning even now! (also i forgot, i was dancing at First Fridays in my five inch heels, so i think my knees were genuinely damaged before arriving anyway, I haven't moved all day since getting home... do ur stretches yall) She was laughing to my date like "She's all faint and blushing nowwwww she doesnt know what to do with herself oh my gaaaaaad", and that hater ass security guard said "Needa take their ass HOME", like sir... you're bald and snarky... avoid being seen or heard... (he's mentioned in a previous review about shoving me once, a weirdo) And his hater energy is why its 4 stars, I was amazingly ecstatic and he was a vibe killer, and dampened the experience! but I know deep in my spirit, this place is always a hit, 10/10 and knowing me I'll end up back here in a week and a half with even more cash to throw, anyone I've taken here leaves in all smiles, i slept like a baby and awoke an almost-full-lesbian read more

Unfortunately between me and all three of my friends we feel like they slipped something in our drinks.

They stole my credit card and claimed they didn't have it. Eventually we came back and they returned it after demanding it. The place is absolutely gross read more

Condor is great. I found the staff to be very lovely. The space is well managed and the prices are fair. Molly, Genesis, and Alora are particularly excellent. Highly recommended. read more

One of thee best strip club experiences I've had only because I took my bf there and he was a strip club virgin LOL he never been to one so this was his first time. It happen to be a topless strip club so they didn't take their panties off. Dont think he would've been ready for that anyway LMAO. We actually stumbled onto this place just walking the strip exploring what SF had to offer us. Before even getting there we stopped at a dispensary and got high. Found this place and said why tf not. I was with my sister and her man and my bf. Went in there and swear his eyes lit up looked like a kid at a candy store lmao. Me and my sister bumped into some of the ladies in the rest room and they were really friendly! Even took a pic with us. I told one about my bf and I picked her to give him a lap dance and she was nice wit it. Really cute, she danced and we drizzled some money, slapped some ass it was so fun! Made it rain on some girls on the stage before we left. It was a night to remember! read more

Condor - "It was a wild nite, cuddy u missed out" - Strip Clubs Near Me - San Francisco, California

Drinks were great, the ladies were just as good. Well taken care of there. I highly recommend here to go and unwind.

The host was very hostile!! I was waiting to go to a private room with a dancer and the host walked away. He didn't seem to be coming back so I asked her if he was going to help us. He heard me and started screaming at me. I didn't say anything in response. The security guard came over because he heard the host screaming and the host said to throw me out. I had already been in the VIP room once and had no problems. I've always had good experiences at this club and I don't understand what happened. The host actually followed me outside yelling at me. There are enough clubs in San Francisco that I can go somewhere else but it feels very disappointing and unprofessional. read more

What can I say...I love cold beer and like a warm handy. Been here before and will, errr, come again.

Had a blast as usual! Molly took great care of me and the girls are all gorgeous as usual. Asia is a great bartender and dj vonte had some nice music going! The customer service is great here I'd definitely go back read more

As soon as I walked in I was greeted by the hostess right away and she made me feel comfortable and got me a drink asap which was nice to have great service after a long day at work! Next I was greeted by what looked like an angel but it actually was this girl Molly who worked there and she hung out with me most of the night and provided great vibes all night. And of course I gotta mention DJ Vonte with helping set the mood all night!! read more

Had an amazing time at The Condor. Molly in particular was awesome and took great care of me! 10/10 will come again. Thanks Molly!

The condor club is a lot of fun. It has a casual atmosphere and friendly staff. Prices are comparable to other California clubs. At my last visit, Molly showed me a good time, I would recommend her. read more

The bartender working at this club is AMAZING!!! Asia is her name and she makes the whole experience so much fun! Great place that is half stripclub half bar but I will always go back just to hang out with Asia the bartender. She makes a fun night extraordinary. read more

I saw a couple of hot women and one of them danced very well on stage. Her name was Setiva or something. So I decided to take a combo of 3 lapdances for $100. After upselling and false promises, she gave me a mostly no contact air-dance (which I could have watched from the sidelines). This was unfortunately the case in Larry Flynt's hustlers club as well. The girls are just scam artists trying to upsell you into shelling out $700 or more (luckily I didn't bite) Save your money and go the Crazy Horse. The girls there do exactly what you agree upon before the dance, and you don't face any surprises. And you get your money's worth. read more

Great people beautiful woman nice energy fun HAPPY PLACE vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvbayraw

Went to the condor with my man and had an amazing time. Honestly, cannot wait till we go back. The girls were super cool with all of us and not pushy. I felt very comfortable. Melani and Shashi are beautiful, friendly, and very talented on stage and on the pole. They made us feel at home and I never felt awkward. We had a private dance and had a fantastic time. The music, DJ, is great with a wide variety of music. There's sports on every TV and there is a TV in view no matter where you are sitting. If, you decide to come for an event. If you want to bring your girl to a strip club, this place is perfect. Make sure to ask to Melani and Sasha. read more

OMG we left a comedy show and came here for a good time. The lineup on Friday night did not disappoint and the service was awesome. I brought my husband here for our anniversary, and we had a good time. The girls are friendly but not pushy. Also please remember that we were male/female couple coming to this spot so that may have had an influence as to how we were served. I was disappointed that we were not offered a private couples dance, but that did not detract from my night because the ladies were exactly what I wanted. The only thing that would have made my night better would have been a private dance but I didn't ask for one, so may had. read more

No these fuckers took my money and threatened to call the cops after I had already paid 100 dollars for touching the girl

India was the best! Curvy, sexy and beautiful smile. I can't wait to see her again, she had the most personality and I didn't want to leave her. Lol. read more

The short waitress stole $50 from me by claiming a $100 bill I gave her was a $50. I know she pulls this a lot with anyone who is drunk enough not to notice. The management was no help. Besides that it was a fun club. The experience with the waitress taints the whole exclusive. Would be a lot better if they cleaned up the staff. Watch your pockets in there read more

Went here over the weekend because a friend had never gone to a club before and she wanted to check one out. We chose Condor because we have visited before and because the staff had been friendly and it was a good time overall. This time was different. Some of the performers were pushing and rude, but what really set us off was that 2 days later, my friend received a fraud alert from Chase - apparently someone had taken her credit card number down and ordered a limo from the club. She had only used the card once that week and it was at this location to buy beers. My recommendation, as with any club, is to use cash. read more

A few years ago this place was cool, those days are over. I went there on the 20th November 2023 ten bucks to get in no big deal, ten bucks for a beer plus tip, bought a dancer a drink plus a Diet Coke for 25 bucks plus I tipped dancers it is what it is plus tips for the dancers . I came back the next night bouncer says I can't come in. why? you were drunk last night He says, told him has the wrong person he says no you were drunk , No you have the wrong person I say.He says I have you on camera. oh can I come in and see the footage with you, NO I have to watch the door, meanwhile there is another bouncer right there. I didn't say anything inappropriate to the dancers, Doorman wearing fancy blazers, new carpet, too much lighting , I was there 15 minutes dropped 50 bucks not drunk!. Doesn't make a difference, its sad their days are over. Joe Kay read more

Vanessa, best dancer ever. Naomi was also a great dancer, they both made out night very special. DT and Mike made us feel very welcome and safe. My party and I had the best bachelor party ever. Bring you and your friends here for a fantastic time read more

Robbed upstairs during a dance. Security sided with the dancers which is their job (lol?) but not cool as a customer. Don't feel the need to show up ever again, and I don't recommend tryin' it. Rip Condor Club read more

My girlfriends and I came here around 9pm, we paid a $10 cover, the birthday girl did not have to pay. We were able to find our own booth and the customer service there is great. We had a wonderful time, laughing and drinking. We had a lot of fun, I look forward to going back. read more

I had a fantastic time here! I´m not very experienced with this stuff but Maelani took good care of me and guided me through the whole experience at my preferred pace. She even had me come back the next day to ;) Eyes on the target! read more

Just have up on strip clubs as all the girls seem to do is crawl on the floor. Not the Condor the women are try athletes that now how to use a pole. Worn weren't aggressive at all and staff was professional. Ended up doing a 30 minute private upstairs with Riley and had a great time. Only suggestion I would make is bring cash as the atm charges thirty dollars. Keep up the good work condor read more

The young woman stole my drink off of the bar when I went to the ladies room. This was apparently a ruse to get me to buy another drink from her. I call it stealing. It was awful and real buzz kill. read more

I don't know which is worse the stripper who looked like she was high on drugs and couldn't work the pole right or the MILF with stretch marks. Swear on my boss' life that I only ended up here because they were playing Justin Timberlake's Suit and Tie! I really dug the chick who could do the wooty with her legs in a split, so I made it rain here on a Sunday night. Happy freakin birthday, Peter. read more

Uh.. I don't know how I ended up here alone last week. Came with someone, lost them, couldn't find them, blah blah blah.. ended up at a strip club. Not sure if it was the stoli haze, but the girls were gorgeous and could move like Michael Jackson. Fun! read more

My first strip club!! $5 jagerbombs on sundays! We came here on vday and got the $25 couples package that included a bottle of wine and a table. I was about to be let in free by the bouncer, but we told them we wanted the couples deal. It was a bit dead when we went around 9pm, but got crowded after an hour or so. girls- alright looking, very friendly. Some will ask if you want lap dance. Only like 2 girls really could work the pole. The others just shake their booty, crawl, dance in front of the mirrors, hold the pole and dance around. I really liked this one girl who could really work the pole and did some sexy lap dance moves. She had a petite body and kinky when she performed on stage and private lap dances. She put the tips i put down on the stage and tucked the money in my bra (i dressed up for their lingerie event, but i was the only one who dressed up). She then took the money from my bra with her mouth. It was cool. She did other kinky stuff during our private lap dances in the back room, but those will remain unsaid. ;) private lap dance for 2 people is $60 and $10 outside lap dance (stage area) They played pretty good music too! It was a 2 people for 3 songs special night for $60. I noticed this couple in front of the stage. The woman looked drunk and kept cheering the strippers on and was like dancing. overall, interesting experience. I had 1 lap dance from this tall blonde chick and 2 from the petite girl. Sadly, I don't remember my 3rd lap dance because I was wayy drunk. read more

I never expected to visit this place although I had wanted to see what it's all about. Well, the opportunity came about on a Sunday afternoon when we heard live music. Turns out Blues Hammer was playing with no cover. We went in and found ourselves a table in the back as the bar and all nearby tables were full. Grabbed our drinks from the lady bartender - a vodka tonic for me ($4.50) and a draft Anchor Steam ($4 for 12 oz) for hubby. There's only 2 drafts - Anchor Steam and Guinness. The band was jamming but we only got to enjoy it for about an hour - the show was from 3-6pm only. At the 2nd to last song, couple of the band members walked around playing and we had one of the guitar player played right in front of us, that was awesome. Shortly before 6pm, all the curtains were pulled down and the place was getting ready for its core business. Some men moved from the bar to the other side and grabbed a booth to settle. A tall lanky blonde appeared in a swimsuit. A brunette w/ 2 piece showed up 5 minutes after. Shortly after 6pm, the show began. The fog machine and color lights came on, the blonde went on stage and started pole dancing to "I'm just a Giggolo"...interesting. The place is not what I had expected. It's small. Decor of the bygone era - red plush vinyl booths, red armchairs, red baroque wall paper and curtains, even the restroom is all red - bright red subway tiles, deeper red wallpaper with gold accents. The old carol doda neon sign is now hung on the wall as you enter. There is a b/w picture of the infamous wired piano lowering Carol Doda onto the stage hung at end corner booth next to dj. There are VIP booths on the other side - these are the more initimate booths for 3-4 with long red baroque curtains that can be closed off for privacy - wink wink. read more

Condor - Blues Hammer band - Strip Clubs Near Me - San Francisco, California

Got to see a golden retriever bang on the drums... Or, was that a young man with a Bieber hair-doo, wearing a red Neckerchief? Anyway, I thought it was really cool that the band let him join in on their little jam session. He was pretty good. Didn't see any bodacious tatas, or any tatas for that matter, as we visited in the middle of the day. I've walked by this place on many, many occasions in the evening and I have to say that it wasn't as skeevy as I thought it would be. The side entrance looks just like a regular bar (somewhat burlesque-y/saloony in décor). And the bigger room off the main entrance looked like a dark burlesque-y restaurant (actually, it kind of reminds me of Spaghetti Factory's decor - fancy brothel), complete with booths, a stage, and flat screens encased in gilded frames... classy. If you're in the area, you should check it out. Too shy? Check it out in the daytime. But, It's not touted as the first topless and bottomless entertainment venue for nothing. It's the original "gentlemen's" club... soft core since '64! read more

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Watch your pockets and cards they'll up charge you or take your money if your intoxicated enough to not notice or let your guard down. other reviews mention this as well read more

Stage stuff is meh... the one of one is hilarious We got comp'd so getting in for free was nice... This was stop #1 on the bachelor tour.... The girls were nice enough and the bachelor got a warm up for the rest of the evening read more

Lovely, divey strip club in the city with some history as well. Laid back and friendly vibe overall. The ambiance is less mainstream, upscale, more down-to-earth, fun, and working class. They do bluesy live music on Sunday afternoons and when the weather's nice, they open the windows onto the street. There are no strippers working at that time, by the way; it's just a cool bar with live music for that portion of the day. Bathrooms: Clean and well-maintained. There's also that guy who has the towels, mints, and stuff. read more

I'm pretty sure this place is a front. Still dope tho, very attentive staff and good location. read more

Go there for Amber. My wife and I usually come once a year with friends after seeing a comedy show. We usually try to hit 2 or 3 clubs, but it seems like we always end up saying we should have just stayed at the condor. Our first time there 3 yrs ago, we stopped there after another club that we didn't like the vibe of. The door person at the condor was the only one who wasn't coming at us with a pitch or pressuring us to come in, and the girls weren't as pushy either once we got in. We met a girl who went by amber, a super cute, bubbly girl with glasses that actually had a personality. I turn into an awkward blithering idiot when a girl is grinding on me etc in front of my wife, but she was cool about it and got me to relax. We went yesterday and she happened to be working. My wife noticed her and surprised me with a couples private dance, and I did not disappoint. When Amber asked what I liked the best thing my mouth could get out was "I like your boobies" and then I froze. My wife and her had a good giggle about it and in the end that got me to loosen up. It would have been more uncomfortable if she ignored it and kept try to do dirty talk or something, but she called it out. Long story short, the condor is a great welcoming place that allows everyone to enjoy themselves without pressure!! read more

I actually had a good time here. The drinks were pretty good, and when I asked the bartender to surprise me, he did well. Drinks are reasonably priced and there's an awesome happy hour that goes on as well. The girls- well you can't really judge since they always change. Although when I went, this girl.. she wasn't hot- she was beautiful and for SOME reason when she asked me if I wanted a lapdance I blushed, became all shy all of a sudden and shook my head while i squeaked a meek "no thank you" I like the fact that this place has a lot of history, and I kinda like how you can tell. The decor- plush velvet seating, dark and dim screams... i don't know.. old-time sleazy.. which I love. I like how at this place the girls don't push it for you to buy a dance. They ask, and they leave. They don't hustle you like other places do. read more

They have some cool live bands here and the burlesque shows are truly something else. I've met some interesting people here , partied with them and had some great drinks here among other things. This is also a great place to watch sports especially boxing and ufc. Yes, they do have the pay per view fights here. Theres all kinds of characters here, I guess I really add to that too. One time I even came in with a poncho and a sombrero on. I did rails here once. The door guys are pretty cool. They always look so professional. read more