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    TEASE, if you please!

    4.8 (81 reviews)
    Closed • 10:00 am - 6:00 pm
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Christel H.

    LOVED this Show and everything set up with it! The Comedy and the Dancers, WOW. Definitely recommended if you like Shows and a few drinks with lots of laughs. Came here with my Girlfriends for my Birthday and it was something new and a great time!!

    Meet Rhonda :)
    Sofia V.

    Great performance thanks to one of my yelper friends i discovered this place . Super excited to take my friends here and they enjoyed it . I cant give too much info cuz then you will not go see it ;) I suggest anybody to pay for Vip seating its worth it Drinks were strong and good , waitresses are super nice . Our favorite performance was Rhonda but all of the ladies were great too my friends enjoyed it.

    Stella L.

    What a great "Tease If You Please" performance! Sexy, seductive, classy, talented performers, that provided entertaining burlesque show that is directed by producer Donna Hood. I'm impressed how she started and ended the performance with her performing. Great show! Entry: Look out for the big neon sign that says "Tease if you please" and you're definitely at the right place! We were told to pay $24 at the door before we stepped into the theater (includes 2 drinks and tips). Once you're in, the hostess assigned to your table will guide you to your table. Parking: We did not park at the parking garage next to the theater, they charges up to $20 on peak timing. We made a right turn and parked at a parking garage just 5 mins walking distance for only $7. Tips: Check for goldstar complimentary tickets (just pay tax) since there is a minimum 2 drinks cover charge that you have to pay.

    Alexandra R.

    Loved it. Great place for a date night. The ladies are all so beautiful and elegantly dressed. They all present themselves in a unique and unforgettable way. Every performance makes me think of it was a performance, art, experience or a trance.

    Justine H.

    Amazing show came Valentines (currently here lol ) and it has been a great experience this live show is worth it ! Sitting in section B great views ! Definitely something i would check out lots more !

    Philip V.

    Possibly one of LA's best kept secrets is "TEASE, if you please!"--a burlesque show that's held inside First & Hope's bar where they blend the 1900's and modern day music together for an enjoyable event! For $30, you'll spend a short evening with talented and gorgeous ladies who are amazing at their craft. Their dance performances are funny, sensual, sexy and will take you for an emotional ride. Held in a small room that can likely only seat less than 40 people, the interactive show is one where each dancer takes on a sassy personality. Be mindful that they could sit on you, play with your hair, and even slap you!--playfully, of course. The tables that you're seated at are actually stages for the ladies so you're guaranteed to get an up, close, and personal show. They even hang onto bars that are placed in the ceilings and will swing every which way! There is a two drink minimum for each table, but drinks are very cheap considering you're in LA. For our group of ten people, the bill was only about $110--and each person had more than one drink. To appease designated drivers and non alcoholic drinkers, soda and water are served too. ---- Conclusion: 4.5 Stars! I wouldn't recommend the show for people who are claustrophobic because the room is tiny and seats are crammed together. However, everyone else should come check it out! The show begins at 9:30 and lasts for about 2 hours. Come early to pick a seat. The girls perform at the front AND back of the room so I recommend sitting on the side of the walls because they're most comfortable and you'll be able to see the entire show. If you sat in the front like me, you'll be forced to turn around many times which can be bothersome. Despite that, I'd definitely come back to watch again! Extra Notes: -Accepts credit card -Open ONLY on Friday nights -Buy tickets online here: http://teaseifyouplease.tunestub.com/show.cfm?id=139087 -There's a dinner package available too that includes tickets to the show for $60, but I hear the food is abysmal at First & Hope bar. -Waitstaff is likely the only negative thing about the night for they're rude and pushy...but maybe it's an act to take on the sassy personalities of the dancers? -Taking pictures are encouraged! Just don't use flash! -Elegant decor with dim lighting -Parking is NOT validated, it costs $10 -Clean restrooms

    Great Talent so much fun to watch!!

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    We've been going to Tease if you Please for years - and it only gets better with time!!!!! I can't wait for them to start up shows again!

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    Ask the Community - TEASE, if you please!

    Are there any shows scheduled for 2022 yet? Or is this show permanently closed?

    I'm not sure Donna knows how much we miss these shows...

    Is it wheelchair friendly?

    Yes it is! :)

    Is there a dress code?

    Dressy. Nothing too casual, but doesn’t have to be formal.

    Anyone know how long is the show?

    I’ve seen two shows and one was longer than the other so I believe it varies based on how many performers they have slotted (there are sometimes special guests and such). Regardless though I think it would be safe to say at least an hour and a half.

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    This is not a normal club for anyone checking out this page. This is a swingers club, and I…read morerecommend reading all about it on their page, as they have strict rules you must follow and agree to before being granted a membership to come here. Yes, a membership is required, and you must be interviewed to be granted one. This place takes couples only, no single guys, but does allow single girls. This works in a way for couples who are not okay with single guys approaching them. Single guys can be trouble some. The place has two floors and has plenty of beds, chairs, and playrooms to be yourself in and explore your inner fantasies. There is a club type dance floor on top with a DJ, and people do dance and have fun. The bar is also there, although they don't sell alcohol; you must bring your own, and they will hold it for you and pour it out for you. This is where I have a problem with: the line to get your own drink gets really long, and most of the time there is just 1 or 2 people working the bar, and 9 out of 10 times one of them is drunk and spends 20 minutes taking care of someone because they are being chatty and catching up on life and taking shots. Not ideal when you're trying to have a good time and have a drink. They really need to work on this; these ladies work for tips and they do get the tips, so I'm not sure why they don't provide the service. Besides this crazy bar madness, they also have a hot buffet area for people, and they usually have really good food. They have lockers for your stuff, and the party here runs until 5 am most nights. This place is unique because it brings all types of curious people, and you see it all, from cucks to swapping to just observers. Coming here does not mean you need to participate; you can just watch or do your own thing, which is great. Most people are respectful, but there's always that one person. The second floor is where all the fun happens: multiple rooms, a huge bed in the middle, options to lock the door for private play or not, showers, and coed bathrooms are all downstairs, and all safety amenities are provided, including towels. So use them and have fun! The location is literally right on the hood, though, so be careful where you park. Other than that, it is a great place for you and your significant other to try some new things or just check out the scene. I wish I could post new updated pics, but they do have a rule where you're not allowed to take pictures, for privacy purposes, which I am okay with. Happy experimenting!

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    4.5(19 reviews)
    10.0 mi•Beverly Crest
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    I got the honor to be invited to one of there event and boy oh boy I must say there are experiences…read morethat can be described, and then there are those that must be felt. Snctm belongs to the latter. From the moment you cross its threshold -- masked, curious, and tingling with anticipation -- the world outside ceases to exist. What remains is a realm of elegance, secrecy, and exquisite indulgence. Every detail feels deliberate: the black-tie attire, the flicker of candlelight against polished marble, the soft murmur of conversation that hides more than it reveals. The guests -- poised, magnetic, and impossibly well-curated -- move like characters in a dream where desire meets sophistication. It's not chaos; it's choreography. The staff glide through the room with quiet precision, ensuring that every glass is full, every glance met, every boundary respected. There's a sense of safety within the surrender -- a rare combination of freedom and refinement that makes you feel both seen and unseen. Snctm isn't for everyone, nor does it try to be. It's for those who crave the extraordinary, who understand that seduction begins long before a touch, and that the most intoxicating experiences are the ones whispered about, never shouted. If you're fortunate enough to be invited, step through the door with an open mind and leave your inhibitions behind. What awaits is not just an event, but an awakening -- a night that lingers in memory like a secret you'll never quite want to share.

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