OMG LUCHA VaVOOM is one of my favorite events in SoCal. For those who have no clue about Lucha VaVooooom will it's a ungilating experience like no other. You'll have a Vaudevillian, Burlesque Mexican Lucha Librea wresting experience you've only fantasized about. Lucha wrestlers are the real high flying acrobats you've always craved along with tattooed semi half naked women who wrestle or those whom tantalize your senses with semi nude burlesques acts. More tongues drop to the floor with each performer as she strips down to almost nothing to Vavooom your mind. Come fly with me off the top ropes for an all out high flying experience you've only fantasized about. I've been hooked and will continue to scream Lucha VaVOOOOM till I die! read more

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Have only missed two shows since they started this! It is my favorite event night in Los Angeles!

Verrrry Entertaining , lot's of laughs, and that's the bottom line cause " Stone Cold Says So!" read more

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Pre-covid review OMG this is INSANITY on a large scale giving you a sensory explosion of sound, lights, costume, wrestling, vocal crowd participation, burlesque, sexiness, comedy, machismo, cheesiness and general MAYHEM....with a bar! I LOVE it! Think Cirque du Soleil on steroids, tarnished by sleeziness, and a huge pile of crazy Lucha Libre on top. Been waaaay too many times and enjoyed each visit more than the last and I always lose my voice because I've been shouting so much ;) Be prepared to sweat too as the theatre gets hot and stuffy....and the Chickens are the best! LUCHA, LUCHA, LUCHA VA VOOM!! Parking is a pain in the butt at overpriced lots within walking distance. When you exit the show there will be food stands with enticing aromas so you can chomp on something tasty on your way back to your car so have cash in hand. Toilets, go early, not after the show. Drinks are expensive but this is LA! Go! It is a gobsmackingly amazing experience not to be missed, especially if you catch a Halloween or Valentines Day show. read more

MC's = LUCHA Audience = VaVOOMMMMM!!!! Finally, yes finally I have arrived and will not turn back. I've been wanting to come forever and never knew someone wanting to go , I have met that person and we will be coming back often. I can't even begin where to start.. Just from the ease of parking $10.00 across the street To waiting in line for will call ( easy breezy) To all the eye candy and muscle cars parked up front to the mariachi's playing... all my favorite things wrapped into one event and that's just outside waiting to get in. Obviously I'm in heaven now so throw some Lucha Libra wrestling and mixed it up with some very sexy ladies baring down to just g-strings and nipple tassels and you have LUCHA VaVOOM! If you want to be where all the action is I suggest you buy ringside seats, but beware a midget chicken wrestler will be thrown into the audience. I had soda for the evening, but fully stocked bar, well stock of merchandise and for a decent price If the entertainment isn't enough, the crowd is entertaining in itself I enjoy especially the fact you can mingle with the wrestlers I had me a Dirty Sanchez read more

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Two words: midget wrestling!!! NOT KIDDING! OMFG!!!! Technically, it was about two and a half hours of Mexican wrestling and burlesque striptease, but it was more like an entire evening of good old fashioned pandemonium! It was one of the oddest events I have ever gone to, but was also one of the most entertaining and amusing ones as well! Seriously, I couldn't believe some of what I saw and I don't even know how to put the evening into words. HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION!!!!! read more

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Wow! or, as they say in spanish... el Wow! one of the great experiences in Los Angeles. a real addition for the "To Do" list for LA. kind of like Venice Beach, the Getty and rush hour on the 405. granted it moves around from city to city, it should not be missed when it comes around here. the venue at the Mayan is perfect. we got there about 730p for the 830p show. the line was all the way down the block already. parking was, ok. we paid $10. just missed out on the $7 parking that closed up. the line moved and we had friends there so not too bad. it's been 10yrs since i had been to the Mayan. still looked the same. as soon as you walk in the atmosphere is thick with anticipation and excitement for the unknown. i can say that even for the people standing, it was an edge of your seat feeling. very electric inside this cavernous structure. i had never been to a Lucha Libre match. i've seen bits and pieces on spanish TV. it is quite the spectacle. the hosts were pretty funny. two white dudes. the ring announcer was a mexican guy who yelled when introducing the performers. the "wrestlers" were real characters with awesome names and costumes. my fave, Dirty Sanchez. dude had pubes coming out of his crotch!!! i won't give away anything else, but, he was a riot. the midget fight was the best of the nite. i could've watched that one all nite. the fights were pretty realistic. and i'm using that term loosely as it applies to "professional" wrestling. there's a burlesque performance in between matches. it was actually the hokiest part of the show. not that i don't like watching half naked women with pasties and tassles. bring 'em on. oh, and this is definately not a kid friendly environment in case you were wondering. the only knock, which i'm not going to knock them for, is the drink prices. corona and a diet coke, $11. but, that's where they make their money, so i understand. overall, an event i would wholeheartedly reccomend putting on your "To Do" list. buy a mask and be part of the show! read more

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Took my hunny here for Valentine's and WOW! I hit the nail on the head with this one. Lucha Vavoom is everything! Starting with Bruce who just facilitated my special needs due to a temporary disability and went above and beyond. What to expect: Great vibe! Great drinks!!(the bartenders don't hold back) A bit of a line prior to entrance, but quick and way worth it...come early! (6pm). Great (mixed) crowd. Great view (no matter where you are). Yes, you may end up standing but you've stood longer at your local bar. The show is great with non stop laughs and fun entertainment! Small intermission...reload on booze! All in all, Lucha VaVoom is an epic ride mixing the best of choreographed lucha libre, campy drag, and a whole lot of sexiness!! read more

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**Sexo y Violencia** From the 1st time I heard about this event, I had always wanted to check it out but Lucha VaVOOM is one bad ass event and you can't just go with anyone. Stars aligned and I FINALLY got to go in May. IT WAS THE BEST THING OF OH TWELVE!! Let me tell you! There were midgets, Mexican wrestlers, Aztec dancers, folklorico dancers, gorgeous burlesque dancers, MCs coming out to obnoxious reggaeton music and crowd participation. MC: LUCHA Audience: VaVOOM!!!! Get there early to avoid a bitch ass line, get liquored up at the bar and prepare yourself for some sick & twisted entertainment. The show is nasty, raunchy, bizarre, ridiculous and at times just wrong. I had a mother effin blast! Soo nice, I gotta hit it up twice. They are doing another one this coming Thursday. Y'all should try to check it out if you can scoop some tickets. Your Homegirl, Violy P.S. 2 things I wanna point out 1) - If you get general admission tix, balcony seating is 1st come 1st served. But there isn't a bad seat in the house so no need to fork out extra cash for the ringside seats. 2) - Line gets insane at the ladies room *All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom, all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqmGu1EY8 read more

This has to be the most bizarre show I'll ever watch. But would I watch it again? Hell yes. You really have to know what you're getting yourself into before you spend the 35 dollars and commit to 3 hours of Mexican wrestling and Buxotica (exotic dancing). This is the promo reel I watched before attending. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XutwpwoC1lw If you still think it looks cool, then please check this show out. It's sooooo much fun and I hear it's only gotten better in the last couple of years. TIPS: - I thought the balcony seats were fine and they're half the price of the ringside seats. You're not up close to the action, but you can see everything. One might argue that the view is a bit better, since you can see everything happening all at once. Check out the pic I took from my seat. -The balcony is first come first serve. So if you go with a big group, get there early and wait in line before the doors open. - Parking is pretty easy, but naturally costs more the closer you park. 10 dollar parking in the lot next to the Mayan. If you don't mind walking a block, there was 5 dollar parking on the SW corner of Hill and Olympic. If you don't mind walking a couple more blocks, street parking is FREE on 11th. read more

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My 100th review goes to Lucha VaVoom! They've earned it! I've been attending this wildly fun Mexican wrestling and burlesque show for the past several years, and they NEVER disappoint. There's ample parking with lots next door, across the street, around the corner. Though the parking prices gouge, @ $20 per night, you can find cheaper lots if you're willing to walk. There's usually a line to enter, unless you arrive uber-early to stake a great seat. Just be sure to bring your most interesting and best of friends to keep you entertained. But worth the wait, and there's plenty of seating in the balcony with good views. If want to avoid the wait, but possibly risk not getting seats, maybe arrive 7:30 - 8 pm, as the line is around the corner if you get there earlier. But don't fret, plenty of eye-candy entertainment en route. The drinks are FUERTE (strong)! Pricey but the potency can knock your socks off, and you if you're not careful. Now onto the show. Tickets for GA starts at $40+ and well worth every penny! The 2 emcees (English and Spanish) are hilarity on two legs! They start and keep the energy of the show going with a lot of wit, sarcasm, and biting humor. My favorite stars of the show are the Crazy Chickens with their own theme song and mini-chicken! This year at Mexican Horror Story, Peaches performed in one of the lucha matches--amazing! Also the fun, talented, and often campy burlesque dancers and aerialists mix it up to give you a range of delight. I appreciate how progressive the show is with the inclusion of trans and racy performers, but it's not for the faint of heart. You've been warned :-) The Halloween show concluded with an internationally-known, world-record hooper named Marawa the Amazing. IMHO it's one of the BEST ongoing shows in LA; Lucha VaVoom always delivers riveting entertainment and I look forward to the next one! The venue--The Mayan--which is very Mayan inside and out and the prrrfect venue. If you're sub-culturally courageous, enjoy low-brow shenanigans with high-brow finesse, go! Luchaaaa! read more

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Messicans! Midgets!! And more curvy buxom broads than you can imagine...and that's before you even get in the joint! Yes oh yes, Lucha is a must hit if you are lucky enough to live in or visit LA when it hits. It's all just a big pot of ridiculous, but therein lies the charm. Like Aunny D. I had an ex who took me to Lucha for Valentine's Day and seriously, that's romance. Keep your Hallmark cards, red roses and white teddy bears and bring on the little people wrestling 6 foot Amazons and get me a cocktail! It's also hitting this Halloweenie, so get tickets if you still can! :) read more

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If you might be turned off by pro wrestling, don't worry, it's hard to call what they do here that. It's more like a party or a show. After leaving my first Lucha VaVOOM show, reflecting on what went on inside the ring, I felt like the business had been bastardized. But then I realized that had happened long ago, probably around the time David Arquette won the WCW World Heavyweight title, if not earlier, and got over it. This is unlike any other lucha venue and crowd you'll encounter. For starters it's at The Mayan so there's a real bar as opposed to a snack bar. When not backstage, I mainly hung out on the balcony. It's more accessible than the packed floor and a better spot to take everything in. There were several "C" list celebrities in attendance, including the aforementioned David Arquette, and then Paul Ruebens (Pee Wee Herman), SpongeBob (the guy that does his voice), and wait for it...Grant Show of Melrose Place fame! There were others, but Grant Show made me forget the rest. So this is one of my all time greatest life moments: I had driven the main eventer (Dr. Wagner Jr.) to this show, and when we go right to the VIP entrance to get in, I see Grant Show on the other side waiting in line with the commoners. So yeah, the day I die I can always say for one night in my life I was more important than the guy that played Jake on Melrose Place. The other highlights for me were observing the Burlesque girls backstage, hanging out with midgets, and watching Mistico (now known as Sin Cara in WWE) basically acting like a dick and having plenty of "bacne" on him. Guess they didn't have a Wellness Program for the talent. I think I also saw more dancing from the luchadores than the Burlesque chicks. The guys even danced with their opponents. It was Halloween week when I went but it's not a stretch to think the way the performers and crowd were dressed, would be the same any time of the year. read more

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Las mujeres son calientes, la lucha es violenta y tienen enanos. Consiguió amar a los pequeños individuos. Bueno contra mal. Plancha, Guillotina, Quebradora, Quebrador con grio! LuchaVavoom, LuchaVavoom LuchaVavoom. Funny, campy, audience-interactive entertainment. Love the Chickens and midgets, umm, I mean little people. read more

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Oh man. As good as it gets is right! I heard about Lucha VaVoom for Mexican Lucha Libre wrestling a long time ago but didn't think it was legit. When I heard it was going to be Halloween Monster themed I decided to make it happen. It was so worth it! I sat in the Ring Side seating - which is good to see the stage but I would recommend paying a little extra for the Golden Circle - you are more eye level with the action and the luchadores jump/get thrown/fly in there nonstop! Really in on the action. It's a little cheesy - the skits are planned out and there is a lot of added music and noise - but it's AWESOME. Intermixed are burlesque shows and comedic commentary. I would go again. Only side note - don't go hungry. The drinks are good (basic but good), but there is no food. read more

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This event is worth attending at least once in your life if you're an Angeleno...however it's a rather surreal experience. The wrestling wasn't as authentic as we thought it would be but the final wrestler (Mistico) did not disappoint: he did some crazy moves off the ropes and was well worth it! Some of my favorites? The midget wrestlers and the crazy costumes. My not-so-favorites....cross-dressing (ugly men dressed as women), jiggling flesh in all forms, overly crass jokes from the announcers, and some of the burlesque acts. read more

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I went to Lucha VaVoom not knowing what to expect. We got there and got in the short line to show tickets and i.d. and I was already entertained by the random costumed characters walking around and the classic cars that were parked out front. Once inside we headed upstairs and enjoyed a number of burlesque performances, the hoola hoop dancer doode that everyone always thinks is a girl, the KFC dancer guy and who can forget the wrestling!!! I think my favorite part was the midget wrestlers being thrown around, the little ditty they play for Mystico and ahhhhh Cassandro is one of my favorites oh and the Chupacabra too!!! These characters are hilarious! I also liked that we got to shout VAVOOM every time the announcer guy yelled Lucha... buuuuuuut the announcer dudes are super hella annoying. I can't decide if sitting ringside and having wrestlers land on you would make this experience better or worse, but all the same I think I'm much more a Derby Doller than a Lucha fan!!!! read more

This was the perfect alternative to a Halloween party. There was something for everyone - burly men, paunchy men, little people, scantily-clad women, men in chicken costumes - wrestling, performing aerials, pole-dancing, booty-shaking dancing, twerking, you name it - it was happening. If you go, know that the silver wristbands allow you to sit RIGHT NEXT to the ring. But beware - you may have sweat land on you, or a wrestler, or perhaps even fake sh*t. Yes, fake sh*t. One of the wrestlers - "Dirty Sanchez" had a bit where he pulled down his wresting shorts and started slinging fake sh*t at the audience!! Orange wristbands also land you "ringside seating" but several rows back, so this might be a better option for the slightly faint at heart. All in all, this was the craziest freak show I've seen in quite some time, but I think I'll go back next year! read more

I have been a pro wrestling fan since I was five years old. This is a very different kind of wrestling vs. what you watch on T.V. This wrestling is wacky, colorful, fun, and sexy. The humor is over the top, the costumes are amazing, and the wrestling is great. From Chocolate Caliente to the Crazy Chickens to Joey Ryan and Matt Classic, I cannot help but have a great time at these shows. I've brought friends with different tastes in interests and thus far, all have enjoyed.....LUCHA!...VAVOOM! Pros: -Always display great shows(Wrestling + burlesque shows)! -Merch Booth -Cinco de Mayo shows features Mariachi, Mexican food, and Low-Riders -Merch booth (Crazy Chicken masks make cool gifts) -Crowd Interaction -Take pictures with your favorite luchadors! FYI: One of the ring commentators is the voice actor who does Sponge Bob. The next time you see that sponge on TV, it's image may be permanently tainted. read more

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The service is shady. Don't ever give them your phone number. They crank call you and threaten you. It's very annoying. I had to block their number. read more

OMG - I don't even know how to start this review! Think mexican wresting matches, toss in Burlesque dancers, little people, weird costumes, flashing lights and club music...Plus don't forget all the alcohol. It's good times! It is quite the sight and if you have a few drinks, even gets better. Lots of surprises at this event! It's good for either a date night or group of friends. I highly recommend that you get there earlier. It's really crowded if it's hosted at the Mayan and seating is limited. We had to sit in the stadium walkway. Also gals - highly recommend jeans and flats, depending on where you sit. Next time I'm sitting ringside because those seats looked so cool! Get ready for a night of "What the hell was that!" read more

Best free night out in a long time (thanks Hazel Q)! Recommended and placed in the agenda for future use from a certain... I was fortunate enough to win a pair of tickets to a show that would give Wringling Brothers a run for their money if they ever wanted to be on the Spice channel. What do you get when you mix burlesque, midgets, trannys, and colorful ridiculously rad costumes? Theeeee Luccchaaa! Despite the fact that I had to "drag" (no he didn't go IN drag though that would have been rad) a friend out.. (whom subsequently thanked me profusely) we: me, said friend, & Angie had a friggin blast. Some of these girls have been doing the show a long time. Lucy Fur is a gal I've seen/heard about on more than one occasion. The show doesn't go on all year round, and it's a bit of a shame. However it makes it all the more desirable and awesome when you have a chance. Hell, even if the venue it was at wasn't the best in this case, the show itself was rad. Colorful masks adorn fans and Lucha alike. The announcers make for some raunchy side commentary. It's not always the funniest material but the performers themselves are what you are there for. Rounds of Luchadores and then interludes with burlesque. Be sure to get as close as you can if possible & that your camera is fully charged with batteries. (Sadly mine died and I only got the 3 pictures here... however I did get video!) Lucha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obyDAvVRv84&feature=channel_page VaVoom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLuhk_AuDM&feature=channel I only have one complaint: there was not a redhead burlesque dancer. And if they need a volunteer for fulfilling that demand, well I guess I'd have to step up to the plate on that one. read more

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Holy shizzzzz, this stuff is off the fucking chain. Per my boss' recommendation my boyfriend and I went to the Valentine's show and both of us left half deaf (the music is so loud) and my voice is shot (because of all the screaming). We sat in the cheap seats ($30 for balcony) and we still had a blast. The Lucha part: I really didn't think I was going to get into the Mexican wrestling but I totally did. It's acrobatic, it's theatrical, it's Los Crazy Chickens and the Chupacabra (wrestlers dressed up as chickens and lizards). It's fucking crazy, that's what it is. The Vavoom part: These dancers really put on a show. It's true burlesque with tassels and props, and curves! I went to a so-called burlesque show on the Queen Mary where skinny girls put on a Pussycat Doll like show. Lucha Vavoom packs a mean punch with their full-figured dancers who tastefully and teasingly remove pieces of clothing. The dancing was so awesome (there was a hula-hoop routine that blew my mind), I can't decide what I liked better, the Lucha or the Vavoom. Fuck it, I loved it all. Reading the reviews, it seems like the shows are never the same. Definitely going to come back...but I'm torn. I don't know if I want ringside seats...I don't want to get a midget thrown at me!!!!!! read more

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BEST SHOW ON THE PLANET! Giants vs Midgets! Gorgeous Super Babes! Heart pounding Music! Sexo y Viloncia! The cast is awesome, the girls are gorgeous, and the Venue is perfect. A great place for a date to find out if he/she is truly the one. The first time I went I cried because I was so happy I wanted to live in that world!...and I haven't missed a show since... read more

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Just north of Sodom & Gomorrah is Lucha VaVoom! Don't fool yourself thinking you've seen it all until you've been to this show!! Thanks El Jimador for a perfect night of mayhem! read more

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How did I not know about this before? This is an action packed thrill ride with extravagant characters, dance and stunts. $10 margaritas and an awesome place to explore! read more

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Lucha VaVOOM is a mix of silly & sexy. Fun atmosphere. Hoping next year to get to the theater early to see the fighters arriving in the coolest classic cars. read more

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I'm really surprised not to see a ton of other reviews from last night's show. Apparently some people are nursing Cinco de Mayo hangovers far worse than mine! First off, I did not go into this blindly. I've had friends hyping me up for weeks now. I read some reviews on Yelp of course. I kind of knew what to expect but words cannot really describe how crazy and cool this show really is. When I got there I met some of my friend's friends. First thing this girl I've never met before says to me is... "This is MY Disneyland." The show itself was action packed. There are gorgeous and talented burlesque dancers (sexy without being nasty) and hilarious and surprisingly skilled wrestlers. The whole production is that... a production. Everything is perfectly timed, the music fits perfectly and the commentators are true entertainers (apparently one of them was the actor who does the voice over for Sponge bob - LOL). I really threw myself into the show. I honestly think you suck if you're not an active participant. I danced, I screamed, I laughed and then at the end I danced some more. Good times. If you hear about this show coming up again, I suggest you don't think about it, you just do it. It's a blast whether you are with just one other person or if you are in a huge group (like we were). Now, the Mayan itself, I'm not a big fan of but Lucha VaVoom is something I will definitely do again! read more

I caught Lucha VaVOOM's 2012 Valentine's Day Special Show, Lucha is for Lovers, at the Mayan Theatre in Downtown LA. For 3 hours or so, we were entertained with Lucha Libre wrestling, some talented burlesque dancers, comedic hosts, and even a wedding ceremony. Over the top at times, it was still some pretty good, clean fun! Tip: Doors open an hour before showtime. For good seats, get there early! read more

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Mexican wrestling with a hint (in between fights) of some exotic sexy striptease!? Yes please! Lucha Vavoom was an awesome experience! The Crazy Chickens, Dirty Sanchez, Cassandro and the handsome Joey Ryan were one of my favorites. You really get into the funny fights. Downside, drinks are expensive inside. Everything else is a hit. Can't wait to go to the Twisted Valentine in February. read more

What a fun event! Was concerned that my boyfriend and I wouldn't be able to make it to yesterday's Valentine's Day show because I had injured my leg and needed to use a brace and crutches. I messaged the Lucha VaVOOM facebook page asking if it would be possible to sit in a handicap spot or reserve a seat, and almost immediately received a message back telling me to give Liz and Bruce a call. Those two made it so easy, had two seats reserved for us, and we were able to enjoy the whole show without worrying about my leg. Great staff, great + hilarious show-- we'll definitely back! read more

Edgar has been to Tokyo and has seen the Kabuki... and the Bunraku puppet theater in Kyoto... and the Noh theater in Okayama. Edgar has seen August Wilson's "Seven Guitars" and Tony Kushner's "Angels In America" at the ACT... "Les Mis" at the Geary... and Bill T. Jones' dance troupe in NYC. Edgar has seen the pageantry of indigenous performances such as the spiritual Hoop Dance of the Hopi... the powerful War Dance of the Maori... and graceful Hula of the Hawaiians. But all that does not compare to the sublimity of Lucha VaVOOM! Holy... f*cking... cr@p... this... was... so... AWESOME! First of all, the Mayan Theater is a great f*cking venue. It's so f*cking beautiful and so f*cking ornate. And instead of f*cking cramped seats in the balcony area, the theater has carpeted amphitheater-like seating which lets the audience enter and exit easily and gives people the ability to schooch over when someone wants to squeeze in. F*cking great idea, you-motherf*cker-who-thought-of-this. Second of all, the people who come to Lucha VaVOOM are all pretty f*cking cool. Everyone was kinda dressed up (they didn't look all f*cking slobby - this is a form of theater after all) and most everyone was there to have a great time. F*cking awesome. Third of all, they served booze last night - which Edgar and Edgar's date could easily bring into the theater. How f*cking cool was that? She drank white wine (at a Mexican wrestling match? what?) and Edgar drank tequila shots (El Jimador their sponsors) and chased it with Bud Light and Coronas. F*cking crazy! And now to review the show itself... If you like Sex and if you like Violence and if you like Comedy and if you like Spanish covers of Rolling Stones tunes then this is the show for you. The sex comes in the form of the burlesque striptease shows performed by the Buxoticas - in American that means "Curvaceous and big breasted women in tiny little underthings and pasties shaking their moneymakers." Women with names like Lucy Fur and Moana Santana (she's my favorite) and Audrey Deluxe. How the f*ck could you go wrong with all this bodaciousness? The violence comes from the Luchadores (that's "wrestlers" in American) themselves - those mighty men in colorful masks and costumes so tight you can tell their religion. But it's not all smashing and mashing and bashing and lashing and crashing... these motherf*ckers are f*cking hilarious. There was the drag queen Cassandro who tried to steal kisses from his competitors... there was the villainous El Chupacabra who grabbed one of the Buxoticas and tied her against ring buckles during a match... there was Dirty Sanchez who sh@t his tights after being body slammed and kept smothering his opponents with his rather plentiful merkin... Edgar doesn't know if it was the liquor or the general Zeitgeist of the whole thing, but G-dd-amned it was all so much f*cking fun. Edgar was afraid that maybe Edgar's date would find all this chaos and cacophony all very weird, but she was actually rolling in hysterics at the whole thing. All-in-all, Edgar highly - no scratch that - HIGHLY recommends Lucha VaVOOM. Bring a date. Bring your pals. It's fun for guys. It's fun for gals. It's a great f*cking time. Cinco estrellas! read more

Lucha Va Voom! Reason for going! Free general tickets from my friend Marty the Party! And when I looked at their myspace page, it shows they have Strippers! That sold the deal for me! Whenever I go out, I always pre-party. A pre-party in the Mofo tradition usually consists of alcohol, grass and hot ass! And other illegal substances are welcome. STONER ALERT - from 1 - 5 bongs, 5 bongs being as high as the girl was in the movie Smiley Face. One bong would be like if you smoked some herb about 2 hours ago and you were almost sober. I was about 3 bongs high when we left my house! Oops I forgot! DUI ALERT - from 1 - 5 forty ouncers, 5 forty ouncers meaning you should have died behind the wheel! 4 forty ouncers, your drunk ass should go to jail! 3 forty ouncers, if you get pulled over, your going to jail! 2 forty ouncers, if you get pulled over, you might go to jail. 1 forty ouncer, you better drive looking for cops, but you can still finger the hot ass girl in your passenger seat while she's doing lines! I was 2 forty ouncers intoxicated, but I wasn't driving and there was no hot ass girl to finger or coke, I kid, I kid about the coke, it was an innocent night of beer, grass and ass! So here we go! Off to the beautiful O.C. land of evil, white girls with great, real, tanned asses! My partner in crime this night was my homie, the Great Rubino or 12 bowl Ruben! Because he can smoke 12 bowls of herb and still function! He is truly a great stoner! 12 bowl Ruben lives in Ana-slime, I mean Anaheim, so he's pretty familiar with the O.C.. I live in Bellfower! All right, all right, FKN relax! Just because women have 8 babies at once here, doesn't make it low-life! My gardener is a white guy, so there! We pull into the Grove theater, I think it's called! SCANDOLOUS ALERT - 1 - 5 hands covering your face in shame. 5 hands would be throwing up, shitting and masturbating in public. 4 hands would be throwing up and shitting in public. 3 hands being throwing up and pissing in public. 2 hands, fighting and pissing in public. 1 hand just pissing by your car, what's the big deal? I'm sorry, I pulled a 1 hand in the parking lot of the Grove! And I never touched my tool of urination, so my hands were clean! You can do things like that when you are 9 inches flaccid. Remember, this review is for entertainment purposes! The will call line was a FKN mile long! I thought I was behind the Miss Octuplets family! WTF! We get our tickets. It was about 10pm and we get some beers and stroll to the show! Not too many hot girls at this point. The main arena is at capacity and the crowd was loud and really into it! Couldn't get a good view from the general area so we go chill in the VIP area lounge. The lounge was almost empty but there were some hot, white girls in there! And they had some big screens showing all the Lucha Va Voom action! The Lucha Va Voom wrestling and comedy skits were OK! The highlight for me was the women's tag team match because at the end of their match they ate the other girls Hearts with blood shooting all over the place! Nice! But I was there to see the burlesque, strippers that were on the Lucha Va Voom myspace page. 2 words! Moana Santana! She's hot! She moves Wicked and acts Twisted! Hey! I like that! She moves Wicked and acts Twisted! That will be my next Porno with my Yelp lover, Flower Tucci! Here Cums the sweet juice! I'm chillin in the main bar area! And here she Cums! She's Cummin all over the main bar! It's the exquisite, Moana Santana! She's Cumming right at me! My George St. Pierre like reflexes commands me to reach to my back pocket and get one of my promo flyers for my clothing biz to give to her! For some reason she stops right by me to talk to who ever. As I look at her maintaining my Stoned cool! I wait for the appropriate moment to give her my card and to tell her to hit me up on Myspace and check out my clothing line! So it happens. I do what I intended and I successfully hid my semi-erection while I was talking to her! The Lucha Va Voom is almost over. We decide to leave and we walk by a merchandise booth and all I see is LEGS! 16 foot long legs! Legs that could easily do the Double D! Double D stands for the most rare of human acts, the Double Down! In other words, her legs are so long that her legs could wrap around TWO heads! Legs, white legs! Every brown, black and asian mans weakness! A white, american woman with legs that spread from east L.A. to Compton! Beautiful, white, tanned, toned, delicious legs with thighs in full, glorious, Revelation! She was sitting down, leaning back with Satanic intentions wearing a mini-skirt the size of my mustache! I'll skip the hoopla of approaching and meeting her. Her name is Robin and she's a DJ at Trip in Santa Monica on Wednesdays! Her DJ name is Placid Fluidity and I'll go check her out soon! It was a good time! Hot, white Girls and a Night without ending up in an O.C. jail! read more

LAME because they OVERSELL the venue and if you don't get a good seat (basically an expensive ringside seat) YOU WILL NOT SEE ANYTHING. The way the Mayan was designed, it made it VERY HARD TO SEE THE STAGE. We left at intermission feeling cheated and lied to. Many attempts to get refunded were unsuccessful as the promoters basically told me TOO BAD. F LUCHA read more

It was the most ridiculously entertaining night I've had in a long time! Highlights include: -Dirty Sanchez shitting in his pants and wiping his ass on the opponent's face -The buxom babes of the burlesque show -"You know it's real Mexican wrestling when a black guy in slacks gets into the ring" -Hula hoop chick who turned out to be a guy (I knew she was too ugly...) -Cassandro and Chilandro kickin major ass, and Cassandro dancing in between wrestling moves -Ho White's strip routine and the Wow Wow Sisters...hot! -Best of all, the first ever Mini Battle Royale! Gotta love those minis! Next time, ringside seats fo sho! read more

I can't remember when I first heard about Lucha Vavoom but I have always wanted to check it out. Lucha Vavoom is everything crazy about shows and life that I love. There's sex (simulated) and violence (controlled). And it's of course a pandemonium of a show with midgets, strippers, drag queens, people wearing scrubs and that's just the audience. So yes, there are the luchadors and the crazy sexy cool ring girls. While standing outside waiting to get in, I saw them arrive in old timey cars but since it was cold out, they ran inside instead of gliding in like the stars they were. Once inside, they mingled a bit with the patrons of the club. I think this is why the show started very late and ran long. But once they started, I didn't care. Heart pounding music! Strip teases. Hyper fast wrestling. Crazy stunts. And that's only if you watched the big screens everywhere. I much preferred watching the stage. You get the full picture there. Sitting upstairs, you got a pretty good view of it all but if you really want to be in the moment, sit around the stage. Those tickets may have been worth the $60 a pop. I also liked the announcers. They were pretty funny...except when they were plugging their main sponsor, the nasty tequila that I won't even name or drink over and over in every sentence. I had the best time! What a great show! read more

LUCHA...............VAVOOOOM!! the Valentine's Day Edition. Newbie here. I bought these tickets a couple of months ago when I found out the next show was going to be held in February. My boyfriend is not a big fan of Valentine's Day so he wasn't too thrilled when he found out I bought 'em for us. I promised him that it would be loads of fun and it's not like I did it intentionally ... the next show just happened to be for Valentine's Day ;) haha. Anyway, We got there about 645ish and there was already a line down the block. I walked across the street to grab some burritos (pretty decent btw) because we ran late and missed our dinner plans. Doors open at 7pm!! And NO food is allowed! Balcony seating is supposedly the best because you can look down and see everything that's going on but it was already crowded with people. We had our orange wristbands and decided to sit in the first floor area in the back row instead. View was still good too. The show was amazing though!! Lots of sick shit and dirty humor. The luchadores were entertaining... Dirty Sanchez scrapped "shit" off his bare ass and threw it into the crowd!! Chocolatay Caliente came in and twerked on stage. Saw Karis work the hula hoop. A sexy burlesque dancer did a little strip tease and two dancers were playing with the aerial silk thingy ma jig. I would REALLY suggest pre-gaming, 1 corona and 1 stella cost 16 bucks. As usual, lines for the girl's bathroom is always terrible. I wished they had more bathrooms! Show was about 3 hours long. Area around the Mayan Theatre is a little shady looking...so be careful. My boyfriend really enjoyed the show and I gave him a, "I told you so" look after the show was over. *Pats on my back! Anyone who is down for a unique experience should try it out! read more

Saying I'm a fan of Lucha VaVOOM may be a stretch, but it was at least interesting (maybe 3.5 stars). And it is worth the visit at least once. Held in the Mayan theater, you can get tickets near the ring or in the balcony. I would suggest getting tickets near the ring. The balcony (uncomfortable concrete bleachers) is first come, first serve. Due to a lot of the cameras and audio equipment situated there, your view can be obstructed. And if you come late, you may have a hard time finding a seat. The night is a mix of lucha libre (Mexican wresting) and burlesque acts. You also get play-by-play commentary by comics (some even famous, I heard Patton Oswalt did it once). The play-by-play commentary is very wink-wink (and filled with wisecracks) like Mystery Science Theater 3000. In terms of the wrestling, some acts were better than others. For me, the closing act was the best (Cassandro--a drag queen, who is quite the performer--very funny, very original, and also extremely athletic). Dirty Sanchez, who has some very fashionable pants, was also pretty funny. Just Google him. The crazy chickens were popular, but they didn't really do it for me. The rest were kind of "meh." In terms of the Burlesque acts, they were mostly female acts though there were occasional male performances. One male act performed some pretty impressive de-clothing while getting some serious hops on a pogo stick. Eat before you go. I don't think there are many food options offered at the Mayan. After the event, you can visit the floor and have your picture taken with the various performers. It can be a long night (it ran over 3 hours), but it definitely may be worth a shot if you are looking to do something a little different. read more

I saw unspeakable things and loved every second of it. I was more than drunk but went with my teetotaler pal and who had the same experience. The whole night we kept looking at each other and saying "I have no words". It was raunchy, it was surreal, it was awesome. I went for the Halloween show in October 2012, my friend went back for the Valentine's show and said it wasn't as good. I guess all shows aren't equal, but my experience was top fucking notch. Definitely worth seeing what all the fuss is about. read more

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! Burlesque Striptease? Check. Mexican Masked Wrestling? Check. (Luchadores) Midgets? Check. Comedians? Check. Drag - cars & people? Check. Alcohol? Check. With a tagline of "SEXO Y VIOLENCIA" you gotta know what's up. We got ringside tickets, which are more expensive but totally worth it. You're watching girls on swings, Luchadores called CHUPACABRA, Dirty Sanchez, Los Crazy Chickens (chanting "CHICKEN" has never been so fun!), and the final battle of Mexico vs. America vs. Gay Pride... I'm not going to ruin it for you, but it's a great fight! The burlesque! owwww! Those girls (and boys!) are good. My favorite talent of the evening was the wonderful Karis, who I had the opportunity later to take a photo with. He was superhuman with that HULA HOOP! I've never seen anything like it! Everyone was sexy and beautiful! Great moves! Gorgeous, fun, exciting, thrilling, everything you want to get you on your feet and shouting for sex and violence like you never thought you would! Lucha VaVoom comes around a few times a year at special times like Halloween, Valentine's Day, etc. So wait for it, it's worth it! http://www.luchavavoom.com/ http://www.myspace.com/luchavavoom read more