Hey yall, We got some good lil fries before we left and I went to the restroom! They're playing Mexican music and the fries came out fast! Clean place, people inside at midnight! Good area! read more

The Diner - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Another DC restaurant group still charging an "I82" fee and then they come around with their card reader and a default 20% tip preselected on top of the fee as if I82 wasn't an effort to reduce reliance on tips. As always seems to be the case, this place is run by a restaurant group, because I have yet to see a small independent establishment pull this nonsense. Food is passable albeit not great. Just note that in the name of "transparency" the prices are hiding the actual costs behind this fee. If you want to round it out to 20% with a tip, at least the fee tells you exactly how much that is. I have to assume the 10% fee is going to increased wages because that's what I82 is about. If the restaurant group is pocketing any of that balance then they are just stealing from their staff, which might explain why the staff is not upfront about the rationale for the fee. read more

Lunch/brunch whenever spot if my other DC native girl friends want to meet up, and don't feel like cooking or hosting Really great atmosphere, usually good service, and spacious tables in case one of us is exceptionally hungry. They do a great job of refilling coffee and tea in the afternoon. That's rare. The food is good, and so are the portions. Not too huge, but enough to forgive a good friend for stealing a bite. I always get scrambled eggs (2-3) and prey on my friend's pancakes when they aren't looking. Don't fret. We split the bill evenly. read more

Large space with a large menu, including a summer menu. It's from this menu that I selected my watermelon feta salad. The portion was large, and overall, the watermelon to feta ratio was balanced; the portion was a bit heavy on arugula though. My partner greatly enjoyed his cowboy burger, and the service was quick and the order, when delivered, was accurate. We'd be open to stopping by here again. read more

THE DINER HAS THE BEST STEAK AND EGGS IN THE GAME!!! The service is always IMMACULATE! The people truly want to make sure you have a good experience. Their milkshakes are amazing and they also give you the metal cup they make the milkshakes in, so you essentially have TWO milkshakes. My typical order when I'm not ballin out on some steak and eggs: Hashbrown square (more surface area for maximum crisppppp), onion rings (smaller, so they have the perfect onion to fried ratio), chicken sausage, and grits. You read that right this southern lady approves these grits!! Have I mentioned enough how great the service is?? read more

The Diner - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The Diner in Adams Morgan is exactly what a neighborhood diner should be - consistently great food, served fast, by genuinely friendly people. The Diner is a humble local spot. The menu is smaller than your typical diner, but it hits all the highlights with some fun twist. With amazing prices and the kind of menu that covers all the classics. The ingredients are simple, but that's the beauty of it, fresh, satisfying, and reliably good every single time. You may wait a little for weekend brunch, but it's worthwhile. Service is quick without feeling rushed, and the staff makes you feel like a regular even if it's your first visit. Whether you're grabbing a casual breakfast, a late-night bite (open 24 hours), or just craving something comforting and familiar, this place delivers. In a city that's constantly chasing the next trend, The Diner stays true to what works--and does it really well. A true neighborhood gem. read more

The Diner - Vegetable Omelet - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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I wanted a good breakfast at a place that wasn't going to try to be good rather than just being good. The Diner exceeded my expectations. Great service and great food. Simple and easy. Good coffee. read more

The Diner - Eggs Benedict. Coffee. - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The service we received was completely unacceptable. The server was visibly distracted by a fight happening nearby, and because of that, she messed up our order. When we calmly told her we no longer wanted the food, she became angry instead of correcting the mistake. Things escalated for no reason -- she lied, called the police on us, and kicked us out even though we did nothing but state that we didn't want the incorrect order. The video footage will clearly show that we never acted disrespectfully or aggressively; we simply asked not to proceed with an order that was already mishandled. read more

Way to go, The Diner staff! Things went much better with the service, the staff person I'd had issues with before was much more attentive and helpful. And they really made an effort to make my milkshake the right way and special. (I mean, they're not cheap, esp the boozy ones - about the price of some entrees, so their should be some effort and no scrimping on filling up the glass or giving any leftovers from the blender ;-) Also, the dining area wasn't insanely loud with music the last 2-3 times I was here. read more

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I stopped in expecting a straightforward no-frills family diner breakfast, which is how this place markets itself. I ordered steak and eggs and a coffee. The food was mediocre at best, nothing worth writing home about, but that's the least of my complaints. The real issue is the bill. The menu lists steak and eggs at $24, already pushing it for a "no frills" diner, but I accepted that price when I ordered. Then I was handed a bill for $34 plus coffee, a $10 jump with no explanation, no itemization, nothing. On top of that inflated total, they had the nerve to expect a 20% tip. I paid because I wasn't going to make a scene over breakfast, but make no mistake, this felt like a bait-and-switch. Mediocre food, a bill that didn't match the menu, and an expected tip on top of an unexplained overcharge. Do yourself a favor and skip this place. I won't be back. read more

Overall this was a great breakfast spot. We sat outside and enjoyed some fresh air which was extra nice because service is slow. I mean that about everything coffee, water, your silverware m, getting a menu that they didn't seat you with, the check and of course your food all come slowly. Food is solid. It's very basic but sometimes basic done well is what you need. I will say the home fries made not home fries as I know them. These were just unseasoned chopped potato wedges which is not home fries. Pancakes were just basic buttermilk cakes but again basic done well is good. My husband had the rancheros and they were on a tostada which he didn't love but it tasted fine. read more

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My coworkers and I ordered breakfast from here one day. I had the Ponderosa Stomp Omelette with grits and a cheddar-jalapeno biscuit. This place offered great value, as I got two meals out of what I ordered. The cheddar-jalapeno biscuit was an unexpected favorite. I had a little trouble with the online ordering system, but I called the restaurant, and they were able to fix the glitch. read more

The Diner - Ponderosa Stomp Omelette - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Just do yourself a favor and go to one of the hundreds of other nearby options! Cold, bland food and zero service, despite a ton staff. Our server was on her phone, eating chicken tenders, or chatting, and never returned after dropping off our food. We had to grab silverware and jelly from other tables, never got drink refills, and had to flag down someone else to pay after sitting with empty plates for 15 minutes. This place desperately needs new management. read more

This place gets a lot of credit for restoring 24/7 service, since there are essentially no other 24/7 options in the district. That said - the food quality is very uneven. And if you are an early riser and want breakfast, be prepared for loud thumping bass music even at 5:00-6:00AM. "No, we can't turn it down", despite there being literally no other customers. read more

My wife and I love diners and diner breakfasts are some of the best that you can get. We stopped here while in town for a conference in May and we really enjoyed our meal. Our omelets were very tasty and filling and they had very good breakfast potatoes, rye toast, and a side of fruit. Service was pretty good and it's a solid choice for breakfast. We'd definitely come back again the next time we're in town. read more

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So, I didn't expect much when I walked in at 2:30 am, and the sign at the entrance read "Seat yourself." I was pleasantly surprised. My waitress (Candice) was PHENOMENAL!!! Personable, attentive, and has such a wonderfully pleasant disposition. After playing "musical chairs" for a minute (I was freezing), I settled on table "30" (I was solo). She took my order without issue. Make sure you're SPECIFIC with what you want on your burger. I was so focused on ensuring the temperature was understood, that I missed when she repeated my order back, that I didn't share which cheese I wanted. I must have mistakenly ordered a "burger," and not a "cheese burger." None the less, the temperature was perfect, and the food delicious. This will definitely be my "go to" after hours. read more

The Diner - Burger and Onion Rings instead of fries. - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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The food is amazing the wait is very excruciating. Mimosas are 5/5 Chicken biscuit 5/5 read more

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The 3 stars are simply from the staff that was there at 3am! They were so lit and vibey! They were attentive and welcoming. They made the experience. The food was TRASH tho! It tasted bland and processed! They didn't have any chicken tenders and the bar was closed! This would be an AMAZING dinner if they fixed their menu! They need to create a menu they can master or at least practice the dishes they have! The food was so bad! It feels and looks dirty in there! Just not a place where you feel sanitization is priority for them. It's old and dingy! They need a remodel/renovation! It's about time. I doubt I go back but I'll recommend as an absolute last resort if there's nothing else opened! When they do a renovation and execute the menu better, I'll be back. read more

Took a seat on the patio on a Sunday morning. Was a great spot for the puppy to people watch and was a decent spot for breakfast. It was good, classic fare at decent prices with good service. I wouldn't say I'm dying to go back, but it hit all the right notes on the search for some good breakfast food. Had eggs Benedict which was decent in flavor and portion and my husband had the hash brown bowl. Both were good, but we weren't blown away. The corned beef hash was sorely missing some corned beef, but that was the only real low spot. Would be back if we're strolling in the neighborhood and want a brunchy bite, but probably wouldn't make it a destination. read more

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Roaches on the floor crawling and the waitress just crushed it at our table under her foot and kept walking. Do not go.

Stayed in Adams Morgan, and The Diner was recommended when we arrived into town later than anticipated. It's a 24-hr "diner" that has more of a pub/coffee shop vibe, or maybe a college town cafe. Definitely appeared to have a "local/regulars" type of vibe. Servers were very friendly and informative, which we appreciated. All the food we ordered (reuben, nachos, soup) was well-prepared, would return again for the quality of the food in this diner. Only complaint was that the table and menus needed to be cleaned, as I got sticky syrup all over a sweater just sitting at the booth. read more

The best late night food! The servers were dope and the food was quick. It's such a cute diner read more

The Diner - Breakfast Burrito - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Must say I was extremely disappointed returning back here after quite some years ago when Adams Morgan used to be the place to be. After being seated for 10 minutes we had to wave down a server just to get water and order drinks. We then waited an additional 10-15 to put in food orders. I went to the bathroom and as I used the urinal, I looked up and saw black mold on the ceiling. The food took an additional 40 mins to come out to us. My food was actually cold when it came out, the garlic butter on my steak wasn't even melting. Unwrapped my silverware and it was dirty. The manager/owner on staff had a nasty attitude and was very dismissive. As excited as I was to return there, they lost their flair! read more

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Went here twice during my trip in DC. The food was excellent and service was efficient and attentive. The atmosphere was great and overall a very nice experience! read more

Another DC favorite of ours nestled in the Adams Morgan neighborhood. We had not been in a while so this was on our must visit list for our quick trip to DC. I have to be honest we did have an issue with our order both of our orders came out wrong but to me things will happen but it is how the establishment handles it that makes for an amazing dining experience. The individual handling the kitchen orders was amazing. He promptly and quickly got our food remade and out to our table. The food was amazing, fresh, and hot. The bite of fresh toast was light and the best fresh toast I have had. We went for an early lunch and there was a good crowd but did not have to wait for a table which was nice and all in the timing as this place can get very crowded and very loud. Would recommend this for a casual dining experience in DC read more

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The Diner is a nice little spot in the Adams Morgan neighborhood. Their "Open 24 Hours Thursday through Sunday" speaks to the clientele that they cater toward. We were coming in for lunch on a Thursday around noon and had the place mostly to ourselves. Our large party showed up in several groupings and situated ourselves on the wall where booth seating was separated from the chairs by sensible and well-worn wooden tables. Large mirrors lined the walls behind me and the stainless steel kitchen hustled behind the bar in front of me. Food is just as practical, specializing in... well, diner food. You're going to find burgers, sandwiches and breakfast items. Oh! They offer tater tots or onion rings as well as the standard fries at no extra cost. Tots! I got the classic cheeseburger and tots and left with a full belly. I was a little disappointed that there were no condiments on the sandwich; ketchup on the table, but no mustard or promised cup of mayo on the side so it was a little dry. Service started strong but trailed off after the food was delivered. The server was really good about offering to break up the check in a way that compromised without going individual and brought out the meals in a reasonable time. After that, though, I don't think I saw them again and sat with an unfilled water for most of my meal. The Diner is a solid option without being particularly memorable. read more

The Diner - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

This place is super cute. It is a modern diner with some old school flair. It has good food and drinks. The BoneCrusher is sure to make your brunch lit! read more

The fact that a RAT ran out of "The Diner" during my visit and this is not the centerpiece of my review is telling. Had it only been the rat running out the front door, I might have overlooked it. However, the unacceptable treatment I received ensures I will never return and will actively discourage others from visiting. I've never felt more cast away, looked down upon in my life than my recent visit to the diner. I've been in DC for work the past two weeks, and since late-night food options here are limited, the diner has become my go-to spot. I've found myself there many nights after 2 a.m. this week. It's classic late-night diner food--nothing you want to think too much about, but surprisingly decent. Bonus: they've got a pretty solid bar. Even with a 15-minute Uber ride, it's still the best option around. The evening started like any other--hop in an Uber, head to the diner. The sign glows proudly: Open 24/7. I step inside, stomach growling, hope in my heart. "We're closed," says the man behind the counter, deadpan. Me: "Oh... I'm sorry. The sign was still on, so I thought--" He cuts me off with a wave of his hand. "We're not serving you. Only to-go orders. You can leave." Slightly stunned, I manage: "Uh... okay... can I place a to-go order?" Diner guy: "No." He glares at me, scowls for good measure, and walks off as if I'd just insulted his ancestors. I stand there, trying to make sense of my life choices, when I see it--the rat. It struts across the floor like it's the damn mayor of this diner, unbothered and unashamed. Honestly? I respect the confidence. I whip out my phone and order an Uber because clearly, I'm not welcome here. Meanwhile, the rat? Probably getting better service than me. read more

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Great spot to get a quick brunch or hangout while in Adams Morgan. Came here on a Sunday for brunch and loved the busy atmosphere and quick service. We sat at the counter and were able to see them pushing out plates. The kitchen staff works hard and extremely fast. The service is not that great but the food was overall good. I got the French toast and fried chicken. The chicken was shot and crispy to my liking and the French toast was okay. I've had better but it did the job. They are open 24/7 on Saturday which is great if you want to eat late. Rest of the week they close earlier so keep that in mind. read more

The Diner - Fried Chicken & French Toast - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Food was good but I ordered my milkshake at the beginning and NEVER GOT IT. the server came to drop off our food and never came back.

I get cravings for the corned beef hash here. They make it, so it's not what you usually find out of a can. I love ordering off the sides menu, because they have so many great options. The person I went with got the chorizo egg burrito which was delicious. Very quick service. If you asked for something and it's not on the menu, like mustard or vinegar there may be confusion, but they'll get it for you. Everyone is very nice. It isn't air conditioned read more

The Diner - Cheddar biscuit, fried egg, bacon and side of corned beef hash. - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Pretty mid food. nice hours and ambiance. We had shit service then they do the thing where you select the tip and sign while the waiter is holding the tablet and watching you. Then after selecting signing and getting the receipt you look through it and find a HIDDEN 10% service fee. Would've been nice for them to mention that. read more

the host spilled coffee on the table then threw the rag down and said "here clean it up," this is exactly how one should be treated at a good diner - breakfast burrito was HAD. DEMOLISHED. one might say. she was massive, soaking in sauce and splitting open with "spicy" (lies) chorizo, eggs, hash browns, and cheddar. - if this was gonna be one of those massive burritos that's 88% rice I was going to commit crimes - this was the perfect combination of a bit disgusting to eat while also not making me feel ill or question the integrity of any of the ingredients - service was fast, and despite the no reservation policy and pretty intense line, we were seated quickly - major diner feel inside and coffee refills, not quick enough for me to have it coursing through my veins but it'll suffice read more

The Diner - Breakfast Burrito - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The wings here are sooo good like 15/10 best ones I've had in a while #bluecheeselover #notashamed. I literally started tearing up on my last wing. Service and atmosphere was great as well would recommend! #bussin. read more

go to post club place, absolutely delicious. I got the diner bowl, add cheese, couldn't recommend more!

I really used to trust this place until I got a stomach bug/ food poisoning a few months ago. Couldn't get out of bed. Then on 3/16/2026, it decided to order it again. I have never been this sick in my life and I truly believe this place has given me salmonella twice now. Used to be an epic breakfast spot smh. Also fire that cook read more

Sometimes you just want a diner meal. Nothing fancy, nothing opulent. Just some good old eggs and potatoes. This place delivered! I got exactly what I paid for in the best way. The patty melt was a real winner! Our server was lovely and very kind too. I will definitely be back! read more

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Good old traditional breakfast that serves good food + good coffee. There's about 10 of us from a business conference and everyone enjoyed their breakfast! read more

Service is very slow. A medium well burger comes out close to raw. Un-edible. Asked for desert without ice cream. It came with ice cream. read more

Awesome char-broiled burgers! This is a great spot! If a low-key, quaint diner in a historic building sounds good to you, then you should check this place out! My favorite item on their menu is their burger - it is charbroiled and you can definitely taste the charcoal flavor! They have a lot of other great diner options as well, you won't go wrong! Quick, not expensive, and friendly service. That's exactly what I want in a diner! The title is accurate - it's a diner. And a great one at that! read more