I read so much about this place when it opened, that I wanted to experience it for myself. I booked a two night B&B package for £300 a night.
Our arrival was greeting with huge smiles and doors held open. Check-in is 3pm. We arrived at noon. No problem. Our room was ready and waiting. This isn't the kind of hotel you book for a view. Our small window overlooked the main entrance on Berners Street, across the road from a WHSmith. But we weren't here for the view. The room was beautiful, and considering it was the smallest available, was much bigger than I had expected. More importantly, the bathrooms are really generous, with a massive shower that could easily accommodate 2, if not 3 people. The room, and the entire hotel, look exactly like the photos on the hotel website. They really do capture the quality and ambiance of the place.
Being a Londoner, and staying in a London hotel, means I don't intend to go out in order to go out. We planned to do all our going out in the hotel. The first drink we had was at the small lobby bar. The bartender needed to read instructions to mix our cocktails, which surprised me. We moved to the large bar in Berners Tavern. The bartender greeted us, but made no effort to chat or make us feel welcome. This wasn't a problem, but we could definitely have been schmoozed into a fourth or fifth round.
When I made the booking, I had made several attempts to reserve a place for two in the Punch Room. No one there seemed aware of the reservation procedure. My attempts to make a reservation via the dedicated email and phone number for the private bar were fruitless. I sent a plea for help to the concierge and was then contacted my the Director of Bars, who apologised for the lack of communication and kindly confirmed my reservation. However, when we arrived, no reservation was listed, and we were kept at the door, negotiating the matter, as staff and guests pushed past us. It wasn't the experience I had anticipated.
And then we flashed our room cards and headed past the bouncer to Basement. This is a club in the basement of the hotel, though it is operated by club promoters who technically have nothing to do with the hotel. I was hoping for a touch of Shoreditch. Alas, it was a nasty, Peckham vibe that greeted us. Check the club's website in advance if you plan on going. We turned on out heels and left. But I was really impressed, and grateful, with the hotel's sound-proofing.
There were several other issues with our stay. No newspapers delivered to the morning, even though the check-in staff made a point of asking us which paper we wanted. A turn-down service for just one of our two nights stay - and that was for one person (i.e. one bottle of water left on one side of the bed only). Missing items ordered at breakfast - no toast and no juice arrived. Breakfast charged at £56 even though it was included in our room rate.
I mentioned all this to a rather harsh woman on reception as we checked out. I told her there had been some discrepancies with our stay. She replied "And what do YOU consider these issues to be?" as if to suggest they were debatable and perhaps not issues at all. She then summed it up with "So, not as seamless as you had hoped". No apology and a suggestion that my expectations were too high to begin with.
I realise there will be teething problems with the opening of a new hotel. Guests expect (and hopefully appreciate) the smiles and door holding etc, but the real test is how graciously hotel staff deal with concerns and problems. The reservation procedure is currently awful and the reception staff can be curt and sloppy.
Overall, the place is beautiful - not just on the eye, but on the nose too. The rooms are lush and beyond comfortable. The shower was like an intense back massage. The staff are hit and miss - some nice, some standoffish. The Punch Room, if they let you in, is well worth a visit. We tried four different punches, and each flavour was unique. They clearly have recruited the best staff for this private bar. Breakfast was delicious, but the service on the Saturday was a complete shambles. We overheard several diners complaining. Sunday however, was like clockwork.
I'm glad I experienced the place, but I don't imagine I'll make a return visit. read more