Best breakfast ever!!! And their steak and lobster is so delicious!!! Great friendly staff and prompt service read more

Had to post again! We've been back a few times since our first time and love it! The charbroiled New York was exceptional, huge and affordable. I highly recommend! read more

The Ranch Tavern - Chicken Fried Steak and Veggie Omelet - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

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My wife and I had a great first experience there. The food and service(Mindy) were incredible. We'll be back! Jim and Jill McArthur read more

We had our Best Friend's first day of retirement brunch here today. Our server was Mindy, and boy was she spot on with friendliness and service. We usually come on Friday night for the steak/lobster dinner which hands down beats any other restaurant that is well know for Steak/ Lobster for $70.00 and perfect for sharing for two. But we wanted a place that always carries great ambiance, food and amazing service to start our 1st day of retirement.. read more

The Ranch Tavern - Full Rib Steak Lobster dinner!! - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

$25 Sunday prime rib meal (comes with a side salad, baked potato and Texas toast. Their homemade sweet horseradish with honey is so delicious! Our server was really awesome and supper attentive. The Ranch has ice cold beers on draft, TVs facing all side of the bar, great place to watch football games (and they play the sound!!). There's also video poker in the back and a few arcade games (like big buck hunter, touchscreen games at the bar top and a pinball machine). Their burger was also really delicious. We will be back, would recommend for the great food and fun local sports bar atmosphere. read more

The Ranch Tavern - Prime rib meal on Sundays! Great portion, I could only eat little more than half (plenty for leftovers ). - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

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Amazing If you want lobster don't go there leave it for me. I'll eat the lobster tails. Best lobster tails ever and the steaks are freaking pretty damn good too lol they're good. read more

Consistently good food. Monday night is Beef Stroganoff with toast and sour cream topped with chives. Deliciousness on a large oval platter. read more

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So delicious, huge portions, great service, fantastic owners. We are definitely going to make several more trips to this unique establishment. read more

Great spot for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. The food is always spot on. You may have to wait for a server but I usually grab a table and walk up to the bar to order drinks. They are usually really busy and so it takes a min to get your menus but once the servers come they are super sweet and nice. It's usually only the mornings that it's like that in my experience. We love coming here Sunday mornings to watch football. We always have a great time! They have amazing onion rings and Moroccan & Spanish coffee. read more

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I've been hanging out at the ranch lately. Good little spot with surprisingly great food. On top of that Cynthia one of the bartenders has been amazing! Her dry sense of humor combined with work effort is a real treat. I came for the food but come back for her service. Get in here it's worth it. read more

Good food but the worse service in town! Not recommended. Was actually told I would not be served by the red headed girl. Pretty funny because I'm a regular there. Manager doesn't care! They just lost a 30% tipper. read more

It passed the parking lot test. On an early Saturday morning there wasn't a parking place to be had. A good sign, I found somewhere and went in. The wait staff/bartenders were in constant motion. Delivering drinks and food at a breakneck pace, I ordered my standard chicken fried steak. The food was good, extremely generous portions. When I received the bill I thought the was a mistake. It was a step back in time, prices from MANY years ago. I'll bet their other meals are good too. read more

Awesome staff great service. The food was really tasty. Found them on yelp and stopped in with my girls. Great vibe, and worth stopping by

The food was amazing! The chips and salsa . Chips were the best Ive ever had- home made! . I followed that up with a new york steak and a lobster as big as my head! Yummy !! , Can't even describe it. Can't wait to go again. Who knew this hole in the wall would be that great!. read more

Service from Anna was awful and humiliating today 12/ 8/2025 I only left her a .25 cent tip which I still feel was to much. My husband & I are regulars and usually get great service, always tip very well but we refuse to reward bad behavior and service. She needs a severe Attitude adjustment. read more

I've lived in the area for a few years, and never knew about this place. When I saw the picture of the lobster dinner, I thought there was no way THIS place actually served a lobster dinner like THAT, but it was amazing. Got a huge bacon-wrapped filet for $20 extra that was also great. Will be back. read more

The last review by Teri p I hope you read this, I'm so glad you left a comment! because of you I had the worst visit ever, I'm surprised you remember anything the way you came in drunk, and thank god the bartender had enough sense to cut you off , im sure you conveniently forgot about all the threats you were making towards the bartender while pretending to play video poker or just to drunk to play I'm still unsure, and you were bragging about causing a scene and bodily harm and worse to said bartender in front of all of us regulars,forcing us to suffer your racism, and political slurs, you went on and on about your wine bar which I will also leave a review on, I hope everyone finds out what a racist violent and vulgar person you are ! It's a shame that we can't review the customers because the actual place itself is great. The customer service is excellent. I can't say the same for some of the people who frequent the bar, I'm glad the bartender kicked you out of there you being a wine bar owner of all people should know how to conduct yourself professionally and not make threats to people's life and physical well-being at least not get drunk enough to be so sloppy that you do it publicly with witnesses this could really ruin your business read more

I've been here a few times. The guy that works the lunch shift is great. He is always friendly and my food was OK. However, I noticed if you go in the evening and you aren't a regular, they will ignore you. Especially Cynthia, she is so rude and made my last experience there so uncomfortable that I will never go back! It sounds like there have been multiple complaints about her and I think the management should read these reviews and kick her to the curb!! read more

My friend and I went to the Ranch Tavern on New Years eve and split Ribeye steak. The chef that night was Pablo. It was cooked perfectly. The whole meal was great. Thank you Pablo. Probably one of the best steaks I have had. I would recommend going to The Ranch tavern for a great steak. I have had burgers and breakfast there and have always been satisfied. Great service as well. Thank Ranch Tavern for a great evening on New Year eve. read more

The place may not look more than an old tavern and it's not but the food is great, pricing is very reasonable large portions. Will be returning. read more

Great food, fantastic drinks. Love this place! We always come for breakfast, and just discovered steak and lobster night. Everything here is amazing! read more

Ok, we all have this place where everybody knows your name. This tavern is it! We go here at least once a week. A smaller, hole in the wall tavern. Absolutely has the best food Ever!! I might shoot myself in the foot by posting this,as l have several time, raving about a place and then not being able to get in cause they are soooo busy! But l will take that chance! There weekly specials are awesome and cheap. My husband says their clam chowder is second to none, we even get extra to go so he can have it more then once a week. Their steaks are to die for and cooked to perfection. Servers are the ultimate l have ever seen! They all share duties, so any one can get ur drinks or serve your food. Poker and massive TVs are a plus. Everyone is friendly and people know each other or try to get to know each other. Tonight's special was lobster& steak. I got lobster dinner, 12-14 oz lobster, loaded baked potato, salad, toast. 49.99 this lobster was outstanding!!! Friday night, place was hopping, every table was full. Saturday/Sunday is prime rib special after 4 read more

The Ranch Tavern - a lobster and macaroni dish - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

For some reason they only cater to the regulars. Service is the worst in all of Oregon! Slow and we left 3 times because they served several tables before us that came in after us because the staff knew them. We waited an hour on more than one occasion and nobody seemed to care. If you ever do get food- it actually does taste good. However they do not serve Coke or Pepsi. We will never ever be back!!! read more

I'll tell you the old saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover" I like to believe i don't. Now !! The reason for this review. My wife 2 friends and myself, we heard, if you like a good steak this is the place. That was NO lie. four rib eyes all cooked to perfection . Not OK, NOT good, BUT Outstanding. And the aroma while your waiting HUMMM HUMMM Good. Now your still in a tavern. But they make you feel like your at a family picnic being treated like friends and family. Drinks were very good as well. Only one problem for me is that I'm from San Diego and not able to go often. When we travel east on 40 going through Amarillo we always stop at the TEXAN. Now when were in Portland were always stopping at the TAVERN. Cheers and enjoy. read more

Food, drinks and service were all great. Only complaint is the au jus for the French dip was too salty. Super service for how busy it was on a Saturday night! read more

I love this place, but every time the painted on eyebrow lady is working, I get really crappy service. When I wanted a lemon drop, she said, " Those are really time-consuming to make." Than I heard her say to another customer."What do you want? I'm really busy." She got upset because everyone at our table wasn't on the same tab. This particular customer is trying to help her by telling her what people are on the tab together. She stormed off on him. She should not be in the service industry. And it's EVERYTIME I come in and she is working that I get terrible service. Otherwise, I would give this place 5 stars. The food is great, and the other servers and owners are awesome!!! read more

This place is awesome. I got the combo appetizer and the ranch dip. Everything was above and beyond my expectations. Will definitely be going back. Service and food were amazing. No pics because I devoured my food before doing a review. read more

Service is good, but the food is barely "bar food " . Bacon burger bacon was burned , same with BLT. Tried it again in case it was a bad day and the fish and chips were horrid ! Only good thing was the beer was cold! read more

The food is amazing and the atmosphere is nice. I wouldn't bring the kids or a pastor over there because of the excessive profanity that is often used by the patrons, but on the other hand it's a "Bar Room" what do you expect? read more

The Ranch Tavern - The dining room. - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

The steak and lobster were amazing. Both great quality and HUGE! Our server was friendly and attentive. I can't wait to go back again.

The absolute worst bloodymary I've ever had!! I tried to change my drink and was told that I still have to pay for it when the drink is totally full and not made correctly. The server strayed my drink and said that's how "we" make it and asked me if I wanted her to add soda to it? WTF!! I am a guest service expert! I can train guest services and it's needed! The cook is killing it! Eggs and hash browns are great! Horrible service!!! I'm giving 2 stars because the food is defeats the rude see read more

The Ranch Tavern - Horrible Bloodymary undrinkable!! Still charged for it! - Sports Bars Near Me - Milwaukie, Oregon

Yes, it gets a five star! No, it's not the cleanest, nor does it have an extensive menu with exotic foods. The meals are not prepared to detail....what they do offer is the best steak deal this side of the river. What you get is a full size Ribeye with trimmings for $24, i cannot replicate this meal at home any cheaper, just go in, feed your face, and leave. Oddly enough they do charge a couple of bucks extra to "fully load" your baked potato, come on either add a buck or two to the price or just offer it standard, everyone I know goes for loaded so cater to that crowd, I understand not everyone goes for loaded but hey, potatoes demand their rights too! Go in, get a steak, thank me later. read more

I had the garden omelette with a biscuit and gravy plus whole wheat toast. The omelette was very good, the biscuit and gravy - not so much. The whole wheat toast was over-buttered fir my taste. I should have ordered it dry. Jam was those snicker packed ones. The price was very nice, 9.95. Service was slow today, but I didn't mind. I was watching the Duck bear up in Iowa. I think my server was in her own, so she did the best that one person could do. I will definitely come back for breakfast sans the biscuit and gravy. read more

I absolutely LOVE the food and steaks at The Ranch, but I will walk right back out that door when Cynthia is working! I have never ever come across somebody who should never be in customer service as I have with this woman. I do not understand why they continue to employ her. read more

Love this place great food good company good vibes just a good old place as soon as you walk in you feel that old school feel instantly cocktails are fabulous read more

Not dog friendly . Typed in dog friendly bars, this one popped up, so I called and it's service dog only. Also they were closing early due to staffing issues... boo read more

I have lived in the area since 1994, I have seen these staples on McLaughlin for years and finally we decided to give it a try. I have had the best meals from diners, bars, hole in the walls and greasy spoons. Today was no exception. The service was great and friendly. We ordered ribeye and it was cooked perfectly. We celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary today, and this place was perfect. Good food, great drinks and excellent service with good, warm and down to earth people. If you want good food without pretentiousness, this is your place. read more

Just order breakfast to go and had the Worst customer service EVER!!! ANNA was the rudest person .If you have a newly updated website then your menu should be as well. read more

We decided to come in for the first time for dinner which happened to be on Thanksgiving. We just wanted to do something relaxed and fun, and seriously I am so pleased that we did. They offer a full Thanksgiving dinner with Turkey, all the sides, and a slice of pumpkin pie to finish it off. We didn't have the Turkey meal, but it's great to know they offer it if you're just not wanting to cook. I ordered the pork chop dinner and the pork was TRULY delicious with a perfect char! I could not believe I had such a huge meal for $15 that also included a dinner salad, yummy garlic bread and a baked potato. The server was attentive and friendly; the TVs were all playing football games; and we had an overall good time. I plan to return for a steak dinner. read more

STARTING WITH 'YOUR FAVORITE SERVER IS DEAD.' GET OVER IT. Cynthia is a nightmare. I generally love this place. But when someone dies... you should treat it with compassion. Ronnie worked there for years. Apparently she passed away which is incredibly sad. The manager Cynthia is handling it terribly. Making it impossible to eat there because of how cold she is. A really horrible experience. No compassion. Just... awful. Cynthia needs a serious attitude adjustment. read more