TRIED TO GO HERE TWICE AND THEY SAID BECAUSE I HAVE AN OUT OF STATE ID I CANT ENTER. mind you it's…read moresummer here on the cape so it's all tourists visiting. BUT SINCE I AM VISITING FROM FLORIDA I CANT GO IN??? They ask me to provide a second form of id like passport or birth certificate, I have never in my life been asked to do that at a bar, MIND YOU A DIVE BAR. Absolute insanity. Not only that but the bouncers were horrible, mean, disrespectful, AND HOMOPHOBIC. My straight white male friend was allowed in easily but when it comes to me (a gay man) and my friend (a girl) we were denied and asked for a second form. if you're reading this DO NOT GO TO Grumpys. worst place ever. would love to chat with the owner. could rate negative stars if possible.

The ambiance is we don't believe in cleaning - really disgusting floors etc…read more Food - I couldn't eat near all the dust and grime Service - rude

Great staff, interesting clientele…read more It is what it is, a dive bar in a strip mall behind Walmart (kind of). But maybe it is a bit more, as the simple location and decor hide the fine quality of the food and beverage served here. It really is a great place to eat and drink, no disappointments. Our bartender was wonderful and she can really mix up a cocktail. Great Mai Tai! The clientele is an eclectic bunch. Harmless. Thanks

Don't let this small dive bar fool you by it's looks, we had a bunch of cape cod specialties that…read morewere all really really good. Stuffed quahog and clam chowder are solid cape cod classic appetizers, as well as the fish and chips entree, which was very crispy and not soggy at all. It had cornflake and almond coating so it was almost sweet. All the food was prepared fresh and you could see/hear the worker in the back making the food.

Menu was amazing. Service was excellent…read more Ambience was great with the small room vibe.

Chef Tommy has mastered the art of shareable bites with an eclectic menu of incredibly tasty…read moreoptions. We've been 5 times this summer and have never been dissatisfied. The friendly and efficient staff adds to the welcoming atmosphere. A "must try" if you're in Falmouth.

Not sure where to start with this one folks but if you want to go to a bar that charges a $30 cover…read moreafter a $100 Uber and also dices you up $15 for a high noon and then kicks you and your friend group out of the bar into the pouring rain on July 4th for "not having wristbands" then this is the place for you. Shout out to the bro working security up front you're the best thing this place has going for it.

We ended our Memorial Day weekend with a dinner here on Sunday, it was packed with college age kids…read moreat the bar and the music was pretty loud but our server was excellent and the food and drinks were as well. They were out of the pretzel app so we got 2 orders of mozz sticks for our party of 5, 4 alcoholic beverages, and I had a chicken sandwich with fries that was great. The bill was our most expensive on Cape for the weekend. My hubs was really happy as a vegetarian with his tofu salad.

We really enjoy our sandwich and beer. The waitress was very friendly. The place is like old…read morefashion pub and I love it. The decor is very cool. I am pretty sure when i visit Falmouth again and I will stop by here.

We came in after my friend's wedding, the bride, bridesmaids, and a few friends just looking to…read morehave some fun. There was no one performing on stage, but the microphones were on, so my friend and I started singing Kelly Clarkson. Instead of simply asking us to stop or step away, the security guard, John, grabbed both of us by the arms and forcibly escorted us out while repeatedly telling us to leave. We immediately cooperated and even told him there was no reason to handle us that way. A simple "Please step down and leave" would have been enough. While escorting us out, he also kicked a drink toward my fiancé, told her he would "hit her like a man," and called me a "skank." Security has the right to enforce a venue's rules and remove guests, but that does not give someone the right to use unnecessary force or make threatening and degrading comments. We were willing to leave, we just expected to be treated with basic respect. Very disappointing experience. Don't come here if you want to have fun

We were five hungry travelers with time to kill before catching the ferry for a getaway to Martha's…read moreVineyard last week (5/12/25). Found Eli's Pub while searching for somewhere to have dinner and a cocktail: Eli's Tavern looked perfect so off we went! We arrived about 4:45 so there were no other guests except another couple. We were greeted by our friendly server and settled in to enjoy our early evening. The decor is cozy with warm wood walls and tables. It gave off a relaxing vibe right away. Lucky for us it was $10 burger night. The menu has a large selection of pub fare. Three of us chose the burger special. Two of our friends chose to have a Rachel. The place began filling up while we were enjoying our drinks - a popular place on a Monday night! Everything was delicious. The burgers were big, juicy with a delicious flavor while the turkey on the Rachel's was moist and tasty. All in all an excellent choice for us out-of- towners: great prices, really good food and a relaxing place to spend about 90 minutes while waiting to line up for the ferry.

$15 fish and chip nite fish was good fries were very soggy. Waitress was very good. The tavern…read moreitself was very cozy and comfortable!

Very pleasant nice atmosphere. My dinner arrived promptly exactly how I ordered it and it was very…read moregood.

BEST CHICKEN BROCCOLI ALFREDO EVER!! It was so good that I spent the entire meal saying how good it…read morewas. This place has a fabulous menu, spacious seating, and a wonderful hostess named Leah that helped me change my order when indecision struck 1 minute after I ordered! They were open on Labor Day which I appreciated and had both indoor + outdoor seating available with no wait. I appreciated that they brought a bottle or water to our table so we didn't have to flag anyone down for a refill until we were almost finished. ** They have rebranded as Little Rosa!!

The chips and salsa got brought out immediately which was elite…read more I ordered the mahi mahi tacos (3 per order). The mango and verde slaw paired well with the fish. The margaritas do come in a fun and large glass, however the house margarita was very, almost overly, salty.

Absolute We came in for dinner after the Falmouth Road…read moreRace. We sat outside and Ryan was our server. He was great. We started with the chips & salsa and I added the queso, and we added the street corn. We both ordered the birria quesadilla My wife had chicken and I had beef. It's probably the best quesadilla I've ever had. Flakey on the outside, filled with beef and cheese. Super cool vibe with lots of seating inside and out! It's a must visit!

Food was delicious--fresh fish and tasty sides. Some of the best clam chowdah this New England…read morenative has ever had! If the restaurant is reading this, I'd like to recommend that you change "small bites" to appetizers. We didn't like that ALL the food came out at once. This resulted in choosing which food we wanted to eat hot, versus warm, or even cold. It also made the table extremely crowded. If you go: order small bites first. Don't tell the server anything else. Then when those are delivered, order your main meals.

Great casual atmosphere and wide enough menu to cater to our group of 6. Kettle chip app with…read moredipping sauce was great. Good selection of well balanced cocktails too. We sat on the patio and our server Sierra was attentive. She kept coming back to check in on us as she made her rounds. And the bussing staff was also helpful getting us condiments, extra napkins, etc. Favorite for me was the quahog. Best I found on the Cape with a nice seasoning to it. The fish special, descent fish and chips (they bread their own), and the lobstah roll were all a hit. It gets a little loud inside if there's live music. Most restaurants seem to have that problem. Patio worked for us. We'll be back!

HOH for the win. Our party of eight had such a wonderful experience today! We came to celebrate my…read morefather in law's birthday and truly couldn't have chosen a better place. Alex was insightful, attentive, and so engaging with our group the entire time. We found ourselves saying, "It feels like we've known him forever." Can't wait to come back.

Alex was super helpful. We had been there multiple times, but he still gave helpful pointers for…read morehatchet throwing. Then we moved to archery. We were popping balloons left and right and Alex was super enthusiastic, encouraging and challenging us with smaller and smaller balloons. My sister even hit this wicked shot.