Terrible service at this place!! Overpriced drinks and the waitress kept coming over telling us the table is empty and i said they are all on the dance floor. She kept wanting us to drink non stop and kept making comments even though we spent a lot of money there already. My friends and i ordered several drinks and the waitress was still Very rude. Waitress also gave me a free glass of water with my drink but If I didn't not have alcohol non stop she would charge me 3 dollars for water. WTF?? This is not Vegas baby. This is freakin Overland Park Kansas ! Not to mention the freak show going on the in the back room. I will never come back here neither will my friends. Not a classy place at all. read more

So weak. Dirty dirty place. The staff was rude. The environment was mediocre. I wouldn't be back if it was free & they were giving away Crystal. read more

This place is a blast!!! My 2 girlfriends and I randomly chose to check this place out for a moms night out and it did not disappoint! We loved the mix of music the DJ played and had a blast dancing with everyone. Make sure to call and reserve a table, place gets packed on a Saturday night. read more

Visiting in town and decided to check this place out with some family. Warning: when people say older crowd..they mean older crowd. I was thinking 30-45 range...45 will be the younger bucks in this joint. They keep the place dark and there is the all important spinning disco ball. The dance music consisted of 70-80's, including BeeGees to the Top Gun soundtrack, and even slow dance songs from Dirty Dancing...I felt like I was at my parents Prom. Dont get me wrong this place was crowded and with a big group could be fun...I give it an extra star for GREAT people watching...50 year olds dirty dancing, throwing out pick up lines, and trolling for late night love was highly entertaining. They even gave a 5 minute warning to the patrons regarding when the lights would come on...and let me tell you people scattered for the dark of night, like vampires avoiding sunlight. read more

We almost didn't try this place out due to some of the reviews written here, but decided to give it a go anyway. I called ahead a few days in advance to find out about reservations, dress code, cover charge, etc. The guy on the phone was extremely polite and answered all my questions. We could not get a reservation due to all the available reservations being booked up, however he did tell me that they did not reserve all tables and if we were there earlier we could probably get a place to sit. We arrived on a Saturday night just before 9:00 and were greeted warmly. There is no cover charge as mentioned in other reviews. I was told that the club used to be "private" but now serves food in the middle of the week so they are open to the public without a cover charge. Nice! He quickly found us a place to sit (there were quite a few open tables). There are two main areas...a main room when you walk in a smaller room in back that was being used for a private party when we were there. Overall the place is classy, up-scale, and a little darker. The place started filling up pretty rapidly and the crowd is definitely between 40 - 70. It was evenly mixed between men and women and a diverse group of cultural makeup. They played a wide variety of music... 80's disco, 60/70's classic rock, modern hip-hop/pop and even a little country. They do play slow songs. No rap. The dance floor was packed all night. Beers were $4.75 and my wife's mixed drink was $6.00. Bottom line - This place is definitely oriented towards an older crowd...something the Kansas City area needs. There were no attitudes, service was very good, and everyone was courteous. The music was kept at a level you could still talk without screaming. Like any other bar there were men trolling for women and women trolling for men. There are quite a few older guys strutting their younger arm candy. It is a very good place to people watch, dance, and/or go with a group. I would recommend it to people who have been to Funky Town as an upscale substitute that doesn't have a cover charge and plays slow music now and then. All in all a good night out. read more

This place is a great dance spot, young and old. With great music, great people. It's my new dance hang out!

Holy cow! Had I known this place existed I would have been here YEARS ago! My husband and I recently have been looking for fun things to do closer to home and happened upon this blast from the past on a late Saturday afternoon. The bartender, Sammy, was incredibly friendly and let us know that even though late afternoon was a perfect time to stop by for a drink we were pretty early and things really heated up later. We waited for a Saturday night that some friends were in town and wanted to go for some fun. We arrived at Touche close to 10 and it was packed. Tons of dancing and SO MUCH FUN. Honestly, I haven't danced this much since under age days when my sister's boyfriend was in a cover band in Omaha. :) I know what people say about older people being there and yes, there are lots of older people but it truly only added to the fun. One of the guys we were with got into at least 2 'dance offs' with another guy that were so funny I couldn't stand up and I have NEVER seen my husband dance like this. read more

I'm sorry not to like this place. Maybe for some it's ideal, but in one word... TIRED. From the moment you hit the door I could tell it was going to be a tacky, out of date, 1980's throwback- and it was. BAD decor and lucrative music. My date and I only danced to one funky James Brown song- all the rest were sooo out dated and too disco-ish. (A mirror ball, really??) We sat and laughed at everything most of the night. Too bad for us, if all had been in sync the date and I would have had a blast because we were ready to dance and enjoy ourselves. read more

Love this place! Been going there for 10 years at least! It's always deja vu! Friendly, good music, good drinks, mature crowd, great staff, feels safe! read more

Best club in the Midwest. Service, value, quality of atmosphere and staff are truly exceptional. Those who complain about being booted or the cost of drinks are simply not ready for prime time. It is by far the most sought after destination in KC for diverse and wholesome fun. read more

Never again!! If there were cameras we would be suing right now. My boyfriend never took a swing on the bouncers or tried to fight them in anyway. They pushed him through the doors outside and had him on the ground kicking him in the head, punching, trying to break his fingers...then to top it all off the owner came outside while he was on the ground being kicked by the bouncers and kicked him in the face. Then after they were done beating on him one of them put his knee in the back of his neck and held him on the ground til the cops showed. The whole time my boyfriend was not fighting back. You guys should be in jail for ASSAULT. Instead my boyfriend has a ticket and has to show up to court. read more

I love touche, always have a great time, people are very friendly, employees are great, love the music, my favorite place to dance.

Geez, It's a frigging bar folks. If you dont wan't to drink liquor, go somewhere else. That's how they generate income.

I have gone here a few times in the past and always had fun "dancing with the oldies". I'm 41 and may have been the youngest person in there. However, I went there with friends last night and walked in to a foul rotten egg smell. Then walked up to the bar where they have pots of coffee on burners literally cooking and smelling the area with burning coffee. All fine, we get our drinks and people watch for a while. I noticed last time and confirmed this time that some of the women here are "working". I'm sure the lonely old men in here could easily pay the right price for some company for the night. One group of "ladies" were at a table right next to dance floor. We decided to dance and walked onto the floor and they immediately screamed at us to not take our drinks on the dance floor. Ok fine our husbands stepped off the floor and held our drinks while my friend and I started dancing in the only open spot on the dance floor. This happened to be right in front of these ladies at the table. So apparently we had done something wrong again because they yelled at us to "move away from our table fatty" Ok, what is your problem we can dance this is a dance floor stop yelling at us. "We are regulars here and you can't dance here" Our husbands walked us away from them because we're here to have fun not argue with crabby old bitches. Apparently they got some manager to come up to us and ask us if we have a problem? So question, were those "ladies" working with management? Is this ok with management? Again, we just wanted to have fun and didn't see any point in arguing with this manager either so we just said nope we'll never be back and went home. read more

I don't know about anyone else's experience but my wife and I absolutely love this place!!!! The have a nice decor, the place is clean, they serve food on thursday at a reasonable price and the crowd is mature. The earlier in the evening the more mature it gets LOL. We loved it from our first time there and have gone back again several times. One of the hostesses, Stephanie, is an absolute doll. She remembered our names and drinks on our 2nd visit!!! Danny, the small bald man previously mentioned, is just awesome. He greets everyone at the door and makes sure they are well cared for. They do not tolerate loud mouths and troublemakers at all!!! Personally I like that, I'm there to have a good time not watch some idiot put on a display. I have never seen the bouncers in any of my visits so evidently Jani J. did somethign wrong. They do have their regulars that they take very good care of. I don't personally see anything wrong with that it is called customer loyalty. It's a dying art that is hard to recognize if you have never seen it before. They have a nice but small dance floor that gets pretty crowded on the weekend but is loads of fun. The crowds plays well together. They play all kinds of music, depending on the crowd I have heard everything from 40's to current hits, English and Latin music. They have a secondary room and dance floor which can be rented for special occasions too.The music is loud enough to hear and party to but not loud enough to drown out conversation. I have only ever had one negative experience there with a waitress but have not seen her again so she obviously didn't make the grade. If you're a young wanna be rap star or a 20 something it probably isn't the place for you. You've got plenty of places to go habg out this place is for the grown folks that still want to and can party on till the break of dawn. read more

Good place for over 35 crowd. Decent dance floor, Music ranges form 70s to current. Drinks very reasonable; and alot of nice tables and chairs. Can actually have a conversation, even with music. Has been known to be frequented by swingers on occasion. But overall polite crowd... Good parking situation also. Has $10 dollar membership fee for life... We think it is a good couples nighclub..vs the typical sportsbar in KC read more

I was just there for the first time every on Friday 1/17/14.. I had just gone to see Charlie Wilson at the Midland and my girlfriend suggested we stop off there on our way home for some fun. I was impresssed. There is something for everyone. All walks of life, every shape and size and everyone has a good time. I had a great time and danced the night away. FYI to all the ladies out there. This should be your regular weekend stop for fun and flirtation. There was a sea of really attractive men all ages. There were no cliches here. Everyone is welcomed and included. Great great time and cannot wait to go again... read more

I'll Tell you why It's as good as it gets Because if you are a customer there the owner will eventually introduce himself in the nicest way and for the fun of it go back there a month or a year later he will remember you your name and what you drink and most of his servers do also but none better than Danny 16 years there voted I believe the Beast Bartender in KC at one time Bar stools are a little tall and I have to jump up and down to comb my hair in the mirror try introducing yourself to Danny Its not every day you come in contact with greatness read more

Don't waste a fun Saturday night at this place! We thought we'd enjoy a night of good music and drinks while visiting Kansas City. We made sure we made reservations and secured a table for 2 in our names. Arrived about 8:30 and was charged "Club Membership fee" ... ok only $10. I said "we have reservations too...do we tell someone else" to girl at door. She said, "no...just go right in". Nice looking atmosphere...hardly anyone there yet....all tables had "reserved" written on them. We looked around, waited to see a hostess or someone. No one was guiding us. We sat down at a table for two. Had to go to bar and get our own glasses of wine...still that's ok. Enjoying the atmosphere, disco ball, nice easy listening 70's music. We saw the waitress but she wouldn't glance our way so my husband went to bar to get second glass of wine. As he left, the waitress whispered in my ear, "you know you can't stay here, this table is reserved for this man...it's his weekly table and he's here." I said, "ohh ok but WE have reservations, where is our table?" She asked our name (not sure why because they didn't have a list). I said, "can we sit at one of those other tables?" (about 8 empty tables around). She said, "no they are all reserved for people." I said WE have reservations..where is our table? She ignored me and put the man's drink in front of me on our...I mean HIS table. I turned to the man and said, "obviously they have made a mistake, would you care to join us tonight." The man said, "No. This is my table." The waitress said there was no table for us and she said, "I'm sorry." At that point I raised my voice and said, "No you're not sorry..." She scooted over to get a small, bald man who was bringing a large young bouncer with him. My husband was back with the wine and the small bald man told us we had to leave the premises. I tried to explain that this was not OUR mix-up and we were just trying to ascertain what happened to our reservation?? He cut me off, led us to the door (refunded our drinks) and told the girl at the door to put an X by our name so we could not come back. We left, looked at each other and said, WTF? We are a mid-50's married couple from out of town, dressed up, spending money in a lounge and because we sat at a "regular's" table and they errored in seating us, we get thrown out? A very bizarre night and one we're still saying..."did that just happen?" Moral? Unless you are a "regular" who has made a home at Touche, don't subject yourself to this poor service and (as we did) humiliation. read more

More like "Toupee." Gets 2 stars for people watching. Good stuff.

This is a fun place in the Johnson county area geared toward the 40+ crowd. It's classy, great service and well priced. Staff is very friendly and remembers things about their customers, for example a favorite drink or even your name. I think this is a great concept for this area and from the Friday night crowds I think most will agree. read more

Touché has a great atmosphere, drinks, & music. We called ahead, the guy on the phone was friendly answered all our questions, there's no cover. We went on a Saturday night and it was a good sized crowd. Seemed to be 30 & up with a variety of people. Which made it more fun to mix and mingle. Drinks prices are good. One round for two people about $10. Music consisted of old and new hits. Btw.. No drinks on the dance floor. We had a great time. Would definitely visit Touché again. read more

stopped by the tonight,.Was the second time I had visited this club. seems like the majority on the dance floor were couples or regulars not interested in dancing with an outsider. Few men standing around. though I can't really say people were rude, had a few bump into me and not apologize but certainly was not a friendly place. won't be back. rally meant 1/2 a star or none but that is not an option. read more

Wow, this place literally sucks! But go here once and you will see. It's $5.00 to get in after 9:30 pm so what the hell. It's a train wreck. It's like a bad car accident - you can't help but to watch. This place has the oddest human beings I have ever encountered. For example, a 70 year old guy with very little hair that spikes his remaining few strands of hair. Also, he has a small loop earring in his left wrinkled ear. It's great for people watching, but after an hour or two, that was enough for me. LOL. Never again. If you seek good music, then this is not your place. read more

My friend and I like to go to Touche and practice our dancing. We are of "mature" age. When we couldn't find a seat close to the dance floor due to reserve notes on the best seats, we asked the waitress why the notes. She said they were the ones who paid the bills, so to speak, and my friend said the f word to that, but it was not directed @ the waitress. I then ordered a drink, and my date a diet coke. I did say that he was the DD, and the waitress rolled her eys and said,"Oh wow." Before we knew it, out comes a short burly guy, employee, getting in our face about cussing the waitress, and creating a scene! After pointless words were exchanged, we were ordered out, but did ask for out money back. We hadn't sipped a bit of the overpriced drinks. This guy shouts to the man behind the bar, "Give them $9.25 back!!" This employee created such a scene so all could see how in control he was ! Loud, abrasive, obnoxious. And he was using the F word at us many times over! I'm 64 years old, taught 6th grade for 36 years, and now own a restaurant. So I do know a bit about public decorum and service. Touche owners need to drop in from time to time and see how things are going. They may get an eye-opener! I would never recommend this place to anyone. read more

Five Stars all the way, from the moment Dan opens the door, you know not only is it classy, but the atmosphere is warm and inviting. Instantly as you approach the bar, you will be welcomed by Sam or Joe, or one of the best bar tenders around, there mission is to serve and they do it like no other place. The waitresses are beyond lovely and very sweet, they take care of everyone like family. The Dj Mr. Freeman has got exactly what the doctors orders when it comes to the dance floor. I was jumping in my shoes to dance, and once I got out there, well....let's just say I stayed out there! A few Corunna's later and you were meeting some of the kindest folks in the area, very diverse crowd, with a zest to dance all night long! Touche's was the best thing in 4 months of Missouri (Misery)....lol Within about 2 months I felt like it was the only place I wanted to be and I visited many places in the city. I found friendship at every single table, it was amazing how wonderful the people were who have been going there forever. I can't imagine going through Kansas and not staying over just to visit the club. It took me 15 years to realize, how you forget to RELAX and just have FUN, sometimes work isn't everything....Great place for 30 and up, you won't be disappointed, safe, clean & very elegant night on the town! I'm gonna miss everyone more than they can imagine, GOODTIMES! I read many other REVIEWS, and I disagree with the negative.....4 months straight of positive, I visited all the cubs in the city and this one was by far my favorite.....SAM read more

The crowd at this lounge/nightclub has gotten younger. Very reasonable drinks, decent dance floor, private room to rent. Music more varied than most clubs....which is good. Fair number of tables and seats. A consistant hot spot on Friday and Saturday nights. read more

If I could give this a zero star review, I would. My 4 friends and myself were there last night. It was my first and will be my last trip there. What ensued over a little over an hour period was the most bizarre, horrible, and unprofessional treatment of customers I've ever witnessed in a place of business. Two of us drove, and two of us were not drinking alcohol. In an hour's time, 4 alcoholic beverages were purchased between our group. If you've ever danced before, which is why we were there, you know you have to hydrate. Also, this place of business runs hotter than most, possibly due to the primarily older clientele. We were all very overheated and had ordered about two glasses of waters each, many of which we went to the bar and got, ourselves. (The waitress (big, red hair) wasn't very attentive, and when she was present was very annoyed. At one point a water order was given to us with the glass filled with alcohol, instead. I calmly took it back to the bar, myself, and explained it was alcohol instead of the water I ordered, at which point the bartender assured me it was water, and then he later realized his mistake and admitted it.) One of the ladies in our group went to go order another alcoholic beverage (the 5th for our group in about an hour) and one of our other friends was about to order another (would have been the 6th), and our group was on track to be drinking and dancing for more time to come. At the same time, one of our designated drivers asked for another water, at which point the bartender, Sam, and the waitress went crazy and informed our group we were ordering too many waters and not enough drinks. Are you serious? Never have I seen or heard this at any bar, restaurant or club! Touchè's apparently doesn't believe in designated drivers and would rather be responsible for all their patrons driving under the influence. Several people from our group tried to further get to the bottom of this strangely obsessive "water ration" the employees randomly mandated, and one friend had her credit card thrown at her and was cursed at repeatedly by Sam, the bartender. The story devolves further from there into details too ridiculous to have been happening at a professional establishment. Guess Touché's is really worried about their humongous water bill and not concerned with all the money they were making off or group on the drinks we were paying for and would have kept paying for. Anyone thinking about visiting this place should find another business who actually wants your business, treats their customers with basic human dignity, and who doesn't support driving under the influence by default. read more

The waitress seemed a little perturbed when she initially came to the table stating, "The bartender states there is a one drink minimum." Three of the four girls ordered drinks, two of which were made wrong. Another friend joined us and went to the bar and requested a water for each of us since the waitress was sitting at the bar. As we were dancing, the waitress came over and we asked for water, to which she said she would just bring us bottles of water, instead of the tap in order to charge us more. One of the members of the group went to the bar and told the waitress to cancel the bottles. Sensing that we were not welcome I went to pay for my drink. The bartender then proceeds to tell me, "You can't treat people like that and you can't act like that." I asked him to explain himself since I had not mistreated nor acted like "that." Needless to say it went down hill from there as he proceeded to say we were drunk, off one drink, called one of the girls a fucker, an idiot, and a spoiled bitch. Yes, all you ladies, you read correctly! Ladies, I don't think this is the treatment from any man that you expect from someone in the service industry who is just a "bartender." Shameful behavior towards women!! Somehow I think his attitude would have been more respectful had we been accompanied by our male counterparts. read more

Good club, but table reservation assignment sucks. They also need to be more creative with dance music. And get hotter waitresses. Crowd has gotten younger. read more