I know it's a bit strange to write a review on a fast food joint such as Wendy's, but considering the horrible experience I had and blatent false advertising, I HAD TO. Wendy's has never been a favorite of mine. For fast food, I fancy Chick-Fil-A. Maybe because they actually smile at you and offer you free refills on their amazing sweet tea. I digress. WENDY'S ad campaign on their new menu enticed me. They hyped their new side items which included a sweet potatoe, chilli cheese fries and mac and cheese. Ok so I'm not about to get a sweet potatoe at Wendys. I think not. For that I go to Outback Steakhouse! The fries at Wendys are already dull to me and I doubt chilli will do anything but make dull fries soggy. Mac and cheese seemed like it would be a good choice to accompany my "Dave's hot N' juicy" burger. First of all, if you are going to advertise a, "HOT AND JUICY" line of burgers, then you better make sure those patties are HOT, and bitch make em' juicy! It was neither of the two. A typical bland Wendy's burger that we are all accostomed to. Never surprising, considering their boring unexciting name on the red sign, "OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGERS" Old fashioned? It's 2012, I'm trying to get a new age burger up in here! I digress again. So the burger was bland, dry and had a little grease, but it by no means had any flavorful juice action that a Rays Hellburger always delivers. Being a Hellburger fan, a WENDYS burger tastes like cardboard. Now I ordered the mac and cheese thinking no one can mess that up. I mean even KRAFT is edible. Even the hospital cafeterias serve up decent enough mac and cheese. Velveeta is my guilty pleasure. But oh no....Velveeta upstaged WENDYS! And I know, who goes to a fast food place and is surprised at how horrible the mac and cheese is...well come on now...KFC's mac and cheese is pretty decent. But I opened my little styrofoam container, and I was a bit confused. Nothing but a piss yellow gooey watery liquid with noodles FLOATING in it. I took a bite and immediately spit it out all over my steering wheel. How about the cheese sauce was FREEZING COLD and the noodles were chewy and lukewarm. I stormed into that Wendys so fast...keep in mind, this was a Wendy's connected to an EXXON gas station so that should've been a red flag! (A BROTHA WAS HUNGRY) But even Royal Farms is a convenient store and it serves up THE WORLDS BEST FRIED CHICKEN. I can't understand why they would hype up these new sides only to deliver something that is toxic to my health. Not to mention they advertise the mac and cheese as having CHEDDAR SLICES on top, when there were none. Why is Wendy's still in business? I have NEVER had anything besides the FROSTY that is an exclamation point. Wendy's constantly leaves me with question marks. No need for me to try their new breakfast. McDonalds and Chick Fil-A reign supreme in that department. "You know when it's REAL" Are you serious Wendy's? You don't even have real cheese on the mac and cheese. You don't even have real butter on the sweet potatoe...DESCRIBED AS A "BUTTERY CINNAMON SPREAD" Please...Don't patronize me Wendy's, I know when it's real and this right here is FRAUDULENT! False advertising and hazardous to my health! I bet them red braided pigtails aint real either! Where you get them from Wendy? The 99 cent wig shop? read more