Stay away if you consider yourself a food oriented person. If you are a tourist that is not at all concerned with food, but want to experience a traditional brassiere, feel free... but the traditional brassiere is quite dead. As an example, it is important to understand this is tantamount to a Cheescake Factory, owned by a chain, with low quality food that is overpriced, without service to match, well, anything at all. Our meal was a disaster from start to finish.
We arrived 30 min early for an 8.30p reservation. We wanted an aperitif at the bar, and arrived at 8p for that sole reason. The maitre d' insisted our table was ready, and we explained we were quite early, on our own accord, and would like to wait until our reservation time, adding that we would be happy to wait beyond 8.30p to sit in the main room under the glass dome. He said that they were fully committed, and came short of demanding we take our table 30 minutes earlier than our reservation. We were sat in a side room, upstairs, which I quite enjoyed because it was intimate and quiet, while my wife found herself feeling sequestered and second fiddle, hidden from any "experience" at all.
We controlled the wine.. which seems the singular thing we could control, and were actually forced to pour our own champagne, half white, and half red bottles throughout the night. Our wines were not poured by the staff once.
We got 3 courses... a) seafood plate b) onion soup c) steak tartare & traditional sausage & kraut plate
a) The 6 oysters on the seafood plate were shucked, but not separated, which was surprising but easily managed. They were a bit gamey... smokey in the bad way, not the good way. The sea snails were cooked beyond overdone - they were like pencil erasers. Precisely horrid.
b) my wife enjoyed her french onion soup, but I found it to be flavorless, as if made by americans - it was neither nuanced and subtle, nor bold and rich. It was like sock water, a tepid, flavorless, unseasoned almost clear broth with an absurd amount of cheese.
c) the server recommended the sausage & kraut plate for my wife, which was obviously a dish that could feed 3 or 4 people. This was ridiculous for US portions... the idea that my wife could have eaten 25% of it was just dumb. It was either ignorance or a cynical upsell, but we didn't see enough of our disengaged and forgetful server to be able to make assumptions as to her service style. The sheepish smile we got with the singular disinterested check in wasn't enough to understand why it was just so bad. Chipped and broken glassware, no water refills, utterly perfunctory service in every way from door to door. My tartare was the worst I had in France, or anywhere else - it was old, warm, gummy, and flavorless. I am not sure they were meant to bring seasonings for me to do it myself, but it just was slop on a plate. The fries were rubber, as well.
If it was one thing, I wouldn't have written a review at all. But after a dismissive host, forgetful service, just every single thing.... there's a certain point where people concerned with a good experience need a warning, and that's precisely what this is. I typically never write a 1 star review, and if I choose to do so it's because I want to reach the management, not other onlookers. But this isn't to management... this is to people who want a great meal and not to waste precious time while in France, or simply living life. This is a bad chain, stay away, find something more authentic and delicious. If you need a proper brassiere style meal, try Le Numero Sept (7) at 81 Avenue Bosquet. It's small, intimate, delicious, gracious, and wonderful. Everything Bofinger is not. You have been warned. read more