As former regular at this dump, I'd like to tell you about a Cav "bartender" named Pauli who tries to harass me, like others that I've spoken with, every time we run into each other around town - that is, when he thinks he can get way with it, even after it's been years since I visited the dump that he pretends to own, Pauli still thinking he's holds some kind of sway with me because of his 'royal job' of holding a bottle in his hand and illegally drinking on the 'job'.
Tonight, it was in a local Fedex Office Store. This idiot, who would tell you all about how "liberal" he is, is no different than someone else's Trump Dumpster who occasionally lives in the Blight House in DC.
Pauli 'knows' how to pretend to own a bar and a former customer, as well as his mentor in the Blight House knows how to 'run' a government.
Why is this harassing idiot named Pauli so much like his "political friend-no' and why does he think he can continue to harass me whenever he see's me, Pauli still the gorilla with a bottle in hand?
Because he's a wannabe, pretendabe bully just like the Dumpster, and just like the Dumpster, inside of every wannabe, pretendabe bully like these 2 'soul 'bros', lies a shriveled up, little boy of a coward who never got the attention he wanted when he was a boy.
That last time I ran into Pauli before tonight, on the West side of Ritt. Sq., he looked scared half to death and couldn't even look me in the eye.
Why?
Because he was all by his little lonesome self that day, unlike tonight's encounter at the Fedex Store.
Pauli doesn't realize how "lucky" he's been with me. He's "lucky" because I'm not, never have been and never will be a violent man, except when it's comes to flat out self-defense.
But idiots like Pauli and the Dumpster can't stop themselves from being idiots - they can't see themselves, so they can't change. So, eventually they implode and self-destruct, with the 'help' of anyone they can find, just like the Trump Dumpster's doing right now, and with Pauli only a few steps behind.
So 'almighty barmaid', Pauli: Someday, in this world that becomes more dangerous with every passing day, you won't be able to stop yourself from f*cking with the wrong or exactly 'right' motherf*cker, and that righteous motherf*cker will finally do you the way you've been begging for, once and for all and for the good of all.
It surely won't be me, but I hope I just happen to be walking by when it happens, just to see the bloody sh!tshow you've been begging for since the day a sh!tty diaper of yours was first changed.
And Pauli, you are at a big disadvantage behind the Dumpster, because you don't have his kind of money and you don't have Secret Service protection for life.
And Pauli, the fatter and older you get, the younger the 20 something 'hotties' who you used to ignore everyone else at the bar for will be to you, and will stop 'adoring' you and giving the phat tips to.
I give you no more than 5 years until you look like their fathers to them, and who the f*ck wants their father lookalike to serve them drinks in a bar where they're trying to get away from what they grew up with in the first place?
And that will be the beginning of the end for you, Pauli. You'll be nowhere as a nobody when no one adores you for your looks and false charm as you become the fat old former wannabe 'emperor' gorilla with a bottle in hand, with no clothes left to cover your cowardly self with anymore.
I could say "best of luck" to you, Pauli, but....
Stay the fuck away from me when you see me again, and keep your SH!TSHOW in the bar that you pretend to own!
Management: If it hasn't happened already, this schmuck will become bad for business. If you want your business to go down with his sh!tshow, be my guest.
TO ALL POTENTIAL POSTERS: This is a serious review of a bartender who can't leave the bar where it belongs, who thinks that he can still use his 'job' at Cav's to play me - a totally clueless, loser idiot.
Any and all poser potshot posts will be deleted. Serious comments welcome.
TO YELP: As a serious journalistic organization, I expect that you know that my First Amendment Rights apply to this review.
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And just for old times sake, Pauli:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc&start_radio=1&list=RDeJlN9jdQFSc
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