Ya boy done got hims3lf in a pickel dis time! This a caper at hi elvations in da pocono! Lemme tell…read moreu da tale n we will see wut da history books will rite. D-rock the concurrent will regale u wit a rich tapestry woven wit da threads of storytelling. We all kno that when the times get tough that easy times make tough times easier than when they wuz tough. The accident took a toll on my personalty from who I had been carefree n lovin 2 everyone knowin that da cosmic sauce we all dippin our wings in is made from a base of holy unity amongst all sentient beins. I let da memory I can't excape of my slingshot spinnin out n goin down da boatramp on Kelly drive by da row center n da battry stop worken n it twist my footback 180 degrees. I knew I had 2 get back to me. I had 2 seek what had not been sought. I had 2 go on a journey 2 where a man could dive deep within who he is n make the mental sojourn to explore the dark corner of da mind to expose da peace that each man strive 2 be. I knew me n my gurl wuz gonna have to head to da pocono for da Memorial Day weekend break so I could get some peace amongst the mountain scenery. I had da Italian ailment call FUNDZALOW (funds-are-low) n knew we couldn't swing a Airbnb bcuz I'm on a fixed income right now n my gurl spend all her extra money on Her DUI lawyer payment plan so we had 2 stay wit her dad n brother that have 2 lazy eyes. We sleep in his room when we stay there n he sleep on da couch n his sheets always be wild all cover in dog hair n who kno when they washed. If that wuz not bad enuff then when u go out 2 use the restroom in the nite he sleep facing the door wit his eyes open so it look like he always looked kind of at you or behind u since his eyes lazy. We sat by da river the first day but it wuz rainin n tough get Down by the water at Smithfield beach bcuz my foot twisted up somethin unholy. We got down there n just sat n stare at da rain drop makin ripples in da river. It make me think about how everythin me n my gurl wuz goin thru now was just a ripple from an event cause by a poor decision. We wuz caught in the ripple now. It let me see that the ripple don't go on forever. Eventually life smooth out. The surface wanna be smooth. I knew in that moment ya boy wuz gonna be AOK. Tough time don't last just tough people bro. I knew I had da gumption to better my situation. I believed again. My girl believed again. We knew that da future had in store 4 us and we realized that we just accidentally take da elevator to da basement but we on da way back up to da penthouse but this time wit more awareness of da responsibility that go along wit it. All this enlightening made ya boy have da hunger of 2 oxen. I knew I must feast n I knew I had 2 have the cuisine of my enlightened Buddhist breatheren. I knew the battle I must fight to get back on da rite track n the only meal for for the fuel I would need was that of the great general tso. This chilken was given me the power of great warriors before me that vanquished armies, natural disasters, n personal injury cases. I got da large. No fried rice just all chilken n brocoli. The sauce wuz as sweet as the breeze on my lips cruisin down Kelly drive on the Schuylkill in my slingshot. The brocoli remind the green tree tops swayin in da breeze. A perfect summer day second to no other. Me, my girl, da slingshot, Philadelphia, the album God's Favorite by Noreaga blasting from Da speakers. Heaven, nirvana, whatever u wanna call it. I knew it waited there 4 me all bcuz of this chiken. The meal was a microcosm of the universe in dat moment. It wuz all gonna be ok. 2 have desire is 2 have inherent suffering. U just gotta make sure it worth it. I found peace in dat mountain, that river, n that meal. Believe. This had been anotha bangin' a$$$$ review by d-rock the cautious aka the milkman's screenprinter aka the IT helpdesk 2 da stars

I've been to this takeout spot countless times and just realized I never dropped a review. Today I…read moregrabbed some fantail shrimp, chicken lo mein (for my son), and the Dragon & Phoenix for myself. I don't like the fried rice at nearly any Chinese takeout spot in the area but the rice here most closely resembles NYC fried rice to me. The inside is fairly small with maybe 6 tables and the cleanliness is honestly what you'd expect from a Chinese takeout spot. So The Dragon and Phoenix is a little different here than I'm used to, but still good. I'm used to General Tso's Chicken with a spicy shrimp. This was General Tso's with a very basic flavored shrimp, maybe in a lobster sauce. I still enjoyed it, but it was just a bit of an unexpected twist. The fantail shrimp were a little overcooked as well but still enjoyable. Their fried rice and lo mein are always on point. This is definitely the spot I choose in this general area each time I want takeout, and I've been trying others to see if any will change that but so far none is up to the task. Ming Garden 3 - Didn't Suck!

Not a place to sit and eat. Just take out food was ok . Hot but all the dishes tasted the same.read more

Food was great. Service was great! Place is great! I ordered the boneless ribs and pork fried rice…read moreand it was fresh and delicious.

This is my local go-to Chinese take out near my vacation place. I stick with the basics and have…read morebeen happy: the meals are hot, freshly cooked, and reasonably priced. Granted, I like hotter spiced and more seasoned than most, but I'm the exception, and Lotus Inn makes solid dishes for all. I agree with another reviewer- the owners are both hard-working and gracious, and I'm happy to support a consistent year-round independent small business.

Great food and great people. Family owned business with great service. Only cash is accepted as…read morepayment. The special fried rice is awesome. Prices are very reasonable.

Such a great Spot in the Poconos for Asian Food! their Lunch special is good- as pictured- it was…read more$10 for a nice portion. The food was fresh, hot and flavorful. The service was excellent. 10/10 would recommend.

We came here by chance. Ramen is what we were craving and get excited with their big billboard…read more outside. I picked the chicken tonkotsu ramen. Was not disappointed nor impressed with what I had. My hubby feels same with his pork ramen. We have restrictions with our fluids intake and hoping our waiter did not get tired with us asking only for hot tea multiple times. My friend ordered chicken with cashew and she enjoyed it. Crunchy nuts drove her appetite a bit up. The ambiance is cool. Japanese inspired decors. Wait staff is friendly.

Chicken? Pork? Beef? Cat? Dog? Your pet hamster that died and your horrible parents said it ran…read moreaway? Doesn't matter whats in the food here......SHIT IS BANGIN!!

Great food for takeout. You used to be able to eat im before covid but they constructed a fortress…read morenow between old dining area and counter so you pretty much have a takeout counter only.. food foodis very good portions are good and value is in line for comparable fare locally.

Came here with a family of 7 people as we were on a road trip, and we were very pleased with the…read moreservice and food. We received our orders very quickly despite our big group, and the portions were very generous for the very low price of the lunch special! The menu is extensive and each of us ordered something different - good reviews for each one! I greatly enjoyed the chicken in black bean sauce. Would definitely be a regular here if we lived closer.

Best chicken biryani I've had in a really long time. Great…read morerestaurant for families with little ones

I gave my dog some plain chicken and they got diarrhea, then got very sick and the vet bill was…read moreover 8000$