Finding a place to watch McGregor-Mayweather at the last minute was proving to be difficult. The bars were either sold out or at capacity. And then The Condor saved the day. We got in for $40 each, standing room only. Met a stripper named Khaleesi who later wanted $40 for a private dance. Needless to say, I did not bend the knee. read more

I've been to the Condor Club several times over the last 6 months. Each time I receive a friendly welcome by the gentlemen working the door and the host or hostess working. Waitresses and bartenders have always taken care of my orders with accuracy and speed. The gals are friendly and quite attractive. All types, qualities, and special assets are represented. Luna, Pharah, Dani and Kat have done well making my time and my girlfriends time there very enjoyable. The fellas working the VIP set up have been very helpful and friendly as well. Great environment to have some drinks and enjoy the sights. read more

I have only visited the Condor Club once and it was enough for me to never go back. While I was waiting to pay for my private dance, I witnessed abuse to staff that was unacceptable. There was one guy named DT or TT (I am pretty sure it was one of the two names) who I saw aggressively talking down to one of the entertainers and it really turned me off. I am pretty certain he worked there. At the end of the night I went to the restroom and I heard yelling that made me believe it was a fight between other entertainers based on the content, the voices seemed to come from outside the restroom somewhere...and it seemed intense. These experiences alone are enough for me to pass on making another trip here. The drinks were decent but that's about it. read more

Nothing wrong with going to a place like these with friends. It's a chill spot. Drinks are good, waitresses are friendly and checks on you multiple times, and there's even a bar in the back where you can hang out at. It's entertaining for me watching other people being so entertained. They also have special VIP rooms and whatnot if you want to have some fun. read more

Condor - Jager bombs. - Strip Clubs Near Me - San Francisco, California

Back when I was still a deer in the headlights, I was in San Francisco visiting my cousins. It must have been a family funeral or wedding. My bunch stayed at a hotel called the Richlieu. Anyway, my cousin showed me the sights and the Condor Club was on the list. This was back in the 1980s. "Dirty Harry" cruised broadway and passes the Condor Club. There was no cover, but a two drink minimum with each drink costing $15. At the tome, those prices were extravagant. The headliner was Carol Doda and the Condorettes. She descended from the ceiling atop a white piano amid strobe lights with her 44s in plain view. Her background dancers, the Condorettes could make their pasties twirl in opposite directions. Flash forward to 2019. We walk in at 400pm and it's happy hour, we're the only two in the bar for $4 Buds. The white piano hangs from the ceiling as a memento. Lot's of old photos hang on the walls. The young bartender listened attentively to our story. read more

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Been here twice in the last year to celebrate two separate friends ritualistic rights of passage..[aka Bachelor Party]. The girls were extremely friendly and the entire establishment seemed well run and organized--meaning that they hoovered my savings account in its entirety. Alcohol mixed with a strip club transforms me into Adam "Pac Man" Jones without the 4.35 40 yard dash speed and the most important part: an NFL contract. Next time I am leaving my check card in the hotel room. Hey, but at least my money went towards stimulating the economy, right? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. read more

Picture #17, this bitch had no moves. She'd be doing her thing to some fast beat 80's-early 90's song. leaning up against the mirror on stage slowly touching herself, looking hella scared. Sorry but it just wasn't sexy to me and my 10 buddies. We laughed straight through her S#!7. NO STAR FOR YOU! The indian stripper chick was... well i don't know... it's like one of those times when you're not sure how to react, so you just knod your head and smile politely while applauding lightly for her effort. But in your mind you're like WTF is going on here!?! The bar behind the stage, was cool. The bartender broads were cool, but was surprised that she didn't know how to make a henn-drop. Suppose to be a shot of henny and red-bull. Instead I got a mix drink of henny and redbull with ice. 1-star for you bartender. Now I know that hella people is giving this place 4-5 stars because of it's historical past and all, but F#@K HISTORIC VALUE. I CAME HERE TO DRANK AND SEE SOME TIT-TAYS! CLAKITY-CLAK! If I wanted to see history I'd go to a museum bitches! read more

The Condor Club is a Gentlemen's club on the corner of Broadway and Columbus in the heart of North Beach. The club has quite a bit of history as it was originally the first topless burlesque in our fine country. The original Condor closed decades ago, but the club was recently re-opened by Deja Vu as restaurants and bars came and went. As you enter the club, the stage is directly in front of you with seating surrounding it and about five or six booths for groups. A few flat panel TVs hang on the wall to air the game or music videos. Furthermore, the club has the best bar of all the gentlemen club's on the strip. The bar is on the opposite side of the stage, but is quite spacious and typically is the center of the action with another mini-stage behind you where another dancer can practice her moves. The bar itself can get a little busy, packed, and crowded, especially on a Friday or Saturday night. There's drink specials every night and beers run about $5 with mixed drinks along the same price, premium liquor running a little higher. If you don't want to wait for the bartender, seat yourself in the other room and have the cocktail waitress get your drinks. The club also have a menu with surprisingly good food including fries, burgers, chicken sandwiches, salads, enchiladas, quesadillas, and more. The food is made at the Hustler Club and brought over since there's no kitchen at the Condor. The food can take anywhere from fifteen to twenty minutes to be served, depending on the crowd. The area behind the bar houses a very private and spacious VIP section, which I find to be much more nicer than other clubs in San Francisco. VIP dances go from $40 and up, with specials throughout the night. The strippers range as many come and go throughout the year. Additionally, as some work at other clubs in the city, you might run into a familiar face from one of the other clubs. Furthermore, the club has a broad range of girls including white, black, Hispanic, Asian, middle-eastern, etc. You can count on having a good time at The Condor Club as long as you have money. If you don't have money or refuse to tip or get a lap dance, don't bother coming. You waste the time of the girls and look like a cheap-ass. However, if you come for the bar, stay at the bar and the girls will not bother you. Don't be afraid to buy them a drink! They will remember you and won't talk smack about you to the next girl. read more

Wandered in here after a long day at work with a friend thinking it was just some dive bar in North Beach. It had really nice big open windows with empty tables sitting in the sun just begging us to sit in them. Oh hey, there's a stripper pole. Nice. We ordered a beer and sat near the window with light streaming in; I was nice and toasty and loving my Corona. Ahhhh Suddenly the owner came by and said that it was time to close up the curtains. We had just sat down so naturally we were disappointed. They closed everything up and suddenly the bar that we were thoroughly enjoying turned in to a nasty, dark, dank, tacky, strip joint with pervy dudes sitting at the bar. Half naked women were walking up and down the stairs; it was very brothel-like. I'm all for a good peep show but this place just kinda creeped me out. read more

What happened to the Sports Bar? Well, it turns out the owner wanted strippers... that's what San Franciscans need, more titties for losers like myself or some ( Fong, Peter, Stormi, and company) called me GAY. Just because I have a little more class and a little more sass doesn't make Stanley GAY. I don't pay for strippers unless someone buys them for me. I feel dirty like a whore working the streets, I'm paying for someone to rub their genital on me for what? A hard one...please. It doesn't work that way. Of course I take care of myself elsewhere, not going to say, but it does involve lube. So, about this place and a little about me, it's the original topless a go go in San Francisco. For the initial grand opening, they are NOT charging a cover charge which is AWESOME, because everyone knows, Yelpers don't pay cover. We go to Kinko's and make everyone free passes (thanks Stormi, you ROCK!) As we walk in, the place still looks the same, just put a stage, a dozen hot girls, a few losers guys like me and Kaboom, you have a topless bar. To end the story, as I saw some really cute girls, I saw someone I knew from school. No, it wasn't a guy, it was someone I knew pretty well from school. We studied together, by that, you know what that means, well, three years ago, we used to go out and it turns out she was a quote / unquote, to put in better words, a "exotic dancer". When I mention to a few people about her, FONG! , mention while we were on VIP seating, that "Stan, you remember that ass?" in front of her, she was totally embarrass as was I. It was over. Complete humidity. Complete non hard on. End of story. I give this place five stars for two girls - Cheyenne and the hot Irish / Japanese Texas breed girl, I can't remember her name, DAM IT, I should know this. PS. Texas girl, if you are reading this, I'll find you again. It was love at first sight. Bom Chicka Wah Wah. read more

Okay, before I get my review on and rolling I have to take time to acknowledge the women that made it possible in a way for all gentlemens clubs, strip clubs, burlesque clubs and other similar establishments across the United States and the World to operate and continue to push new reasonable boundries.. Carol Doda 6-29-1937 - 11-9-2015 The Condor is so much more than just a gentleman's/burlesque club. The Condor is an event all in its own right. Opening in 1964 as the "claimed" worlds first "topless" establishment making it what is now called a "gentleman's club" and briefly a "bottomless" also club in 1969 till 1972 making it also one of the first true "strip clubs". In the late 70's till late 80's the club went by the moniker "Carol Doda's Condor Club" in 2000 it closed for a bit. In 2005 till 2007 it operated as a sports bar and grill till the current owners BCS Management or their more famously known moniker "Deja Vu" took ownership and brought back the Condor....whew enough of the history lesson lol. The Condor sits on the corner of Broadway and Columbus Streets in the North Beach neighborhood (some would even say red light district) of San Francisco. This place is always live and I can't believe I've waited so long to set foot in this establishment. I could only imagine it in the days of the Great and Topless Carol Doda! (cue mystical music) anyway. During the days this place is jumping with live music acts, playing sporting evens on the televisions and serving bar fair. At night though....this place transforms.. literally. It goes from Saloon and Grill to Gentleman's Club. The bouncers and concierges here are amazing. As they are at most Deja Vu establishments. The Condor itself is like stepping back in time. High ceilings, intimate seating and a very gritty surrounding. Honestly I felt very comfortable walking in and enjoyed for the most part my time, but here are the minuses..as they tend to be with Deja Vu owned establishments..The Entertainment..The Girls. To be honest, I'm not the sleaze bag type that goes to these establishments to get my rocks off. I call it simply.. therapy. And a nice conclusion to my weekend and start of another work week. I wouldn't mind the over priced and mediocre Gin and Tonic I had to endure if the entertainment made up for it. I wouldn't call dancers socializing and being on their phones working. Just like at any job, you get talked to if you aren't working. Deja Vu needs to get this issue in check with their SF establishments. Out of the 10 sf clubs they own I been to 5 and only frequent..1 of them. Why because this dancer issue. They need to let the women know there is a house fee, and that we the men and women are here for their shows. No dancing and entertaining means I leave with fat pockets of "ones" and a smile on my face after checking my bank statement. Thank Goodness for the Yelp check in, in the case of non friendly entertainment. In closing, I would love to give the Condor a updated review and hope it become a 5 star review. The Condor has so much history and elegance about it, despite the bad first impression on the entertainment side of things (Condor Cuties) I can see myself coming back here and giving it one more try. Like I said Condor is so much more than a Gentlemen's Club, go and see for yourself. As always, yelp your own experience. read more

Condor - Everything has it's own story. - Strip Clubs Near Me - San Francisco, California

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We use to work there and lets just say management needs an attitude adjustment. The girls are very nice & there are a lot of talented young women But, please the women there are people and nobody likes to be judge as if they are property...or WORK FOR FREE!! FYI the girls there do NOT get a paycheck. They pay to work there and let me reiterate, they do not get a paycheck. So if you aren't planning to spend $$$ don't go and stop complaining!! Aside from management we had blast there and the place is great! read more

I went there on a Thursday evening. There were significant number of girls working. Most of them were pretty. However, it's only a bikini bar so nudity. Most girls on stage don't even bother to go topless. There's no space to sit near the stage so you would have to admire from a distance. Most strip clubs in this city seems like a scam after you come from Midwest. East St Louis strip clubs are 100 times better and cheaper than any strip club in town. The thing that bothered me was how pushy every girl was. They are fully clothed and expects 40$+tip for a single lap dance. One stripper sat on my lap and continuously berated me not going on a private dance with her. She would go on and on about why I haven't emptied my wallet and it was quite a turnoff. read more

Have you heard the one about the tourist couple that stopped in to listen to a bar band and a strip club broke out? No? Well pull up a chair cuz uncle Danimal has a tale to tell. After a couple of days in Napa we hit SF on a perfectly glorious Sunday afternoon. Stroll around China Town and North Beach and it's kinda dead. We stop by a random Columbus Street Italian resto for some wine and minestrone. Yawn, might be a good night to hit the hay a little early and rest up for a long Monday of seeing the sites. Ah, f' that! I suggest the old standby Saloon (thttp://www.yelp.com/biz/the-saloon-san-francisco#hrid:tVaRtXo_NYpWZ12LqVPzzQ/src:self) that is always rowdy with a live band on Sunday afternoons/early eves. Dang, packed with no available seats and the band is on a break. Time to cash it in? C'mon! It's North Beach! It does happen to be the Sunday night of Thanksgiving weekend, but if there is anyplace in California on this sleepy day of all sleepy days to rock this is the place. Sure enough, we walk around the corner and there on the sidewalk are several dancing fools grooving to a psychedelic old school 60's "Frisco" kinda band. Heck yeah, lets grab a seat. We are warmly greeted and there is much commotion on the stage. It seems that a regular, "Gabby", has worn out her guest singer welcome and the bouncer is removing her sack-of-potato-style from the stage. Finally we have some life going on. The band was drunkin and decent, the crowd friendly and also entertaining. Gabby was repeatedly extracted from the microphone, replete with expletives, but all in good humor from the lead singer. Faak I love this neighborhood. AND....I got my 1st free drink for doing a Yelp check-in. YAY. And then,.....bouncer man starts drawing the heavy drapes shut. Hey I holler his way, whats gonna happen that we cant be seen? "Uh, you've heard of the Condor Club, right?" Yeah, but that's next door. Nope, next door happens to be an adjoining room with pole dancing nekkedness. OK, half nekkedness. A good time was had, the staff were awesome, and the sleaze factor was at a minimum for the Broadway area. And the lady-friend has a great story to tell if she dares. read more

One of my brohams was leaving the country for a new job and Saturday was his send-off. We started drinking around 2 pm then bussed it to Broadway so we could eat at Giordano. Deciding to barhop, we somehow ended up at the Condor Club. The Condor Club's decor is a throwback to the old days...velvet plush chairs...very oldschool, very sleezy...think Hugh Hefner's den in his prime. Not really realizing this was a strip club, we hit up the bar. Our bartender was a true scumbag...Rick...a savory but unsavory fellow if you catch my drift. He drank a shot for every round we ordered and we started out with jaegar bombs at $7.50. Eventually, the price went down to $5.00 and the adventure started from there. Time flies and soon the lights dim and the curtains get closed. Buxom babes start entering the venue and being to swasted...we still do not understand until the show has begun. Strippers come out to the bar to lure us into the showroom. Giggling like little children, reliving our high school days when we used fake IDs to get into titty bars, we ran to a booth and fixed our eyes upon the stage. The first chick worked the pole pretty well however, the second chick made the night. Coaxing us guys to the front while the girlfriends were chortling behind, she allowed a couple friends to motorboat, instantly making their nights...shout out to lil hootsies. In this business, the girls pay the club so it's their job to swindle. However, the majority of the girls were not that pushy and were pretty rad. Realizing that we would not buy dances, they decided to accept drinks as payment for time. While our girlfriends looked on in disbelief, round after round was tossed to the back of our tonsils, making me too scared to check my wellsfargo account. The Condor is an old fashioned titty bar. It's fun to come with your friends and get blasted with Rick the bartender or observe the clientele with lowered brimmed hats. Be careful if you come with a significant other...motorboating even in jest can lead to a debocle of Hiroshima proportions...bhaahahahah read more

Correction to the 2 other yelpers before me, MAYLEE, the half japanese, half irish girl, had the best rack I'd seen ALL DAY. Damn, that strip club crawl was pretty epic. so yeah, it used to be a strip club, then it became a sports bar, and well... deja vu bought it, and now it's a strip club again. After chatting with Maylee, I found out that the dancers at the club were pulled in from other Deja vu clubs around the city (hustler club, showgirls, gold club, etc). Which made sense, since most of them didn't seem too happy about being there. But at least the girls weren't all about the hustle, like they were at some other clubs we were at (ahem SHOWGIRLS ahem). These two twin blondes from vegas worked the pole really well, but when a couple in our group wanted a lapdance with both of them, they disappeared--what's up with that? turning down money.... weird. Anyway, the layout was unfortunate. The bar in the middle looked really awkward. And the stairs in the center (probably going to the dressing room for the girls) looked like it belonged in a bordello of old. The poledancing stage was a little awkward too--not quite large enough to house the people, but at least it made the dancing a little more "intimate" haha. The far end of the bar is where the lapdances took place, and it was mostly empty all night--probably because they had only been open 3 days. They had curtained off booths which looked strange, cause there wasn't space for lapdances there. weird. anyway, it all seemed like it needed a little better planning. not too bad overall though. read more

The condor is THE best vibes, entertainment, and sexiness in all of SF. I have started going here, verses clubs or bars in the city because honestly I'd rather spend my dollars on beautiful women while enjoying a cocktail, than stuck in a packed sweat box full of assholes. The staff here is wonderful and the ladies....oh the ladies. They are all incredibly hot, have fucking style, and are so talented. I stay for hours just to see who's up next. Men and women are welcome equally. I have never had a bad time here. If you do go ask for Ariana or Astrid!!! They are powerfully hot women who will rock your world. It's amazing. read more

My last trip to a gentlemen's club was in Vegas, so my expectations for Condor were low. I've been to a lot of clubs on Broadway. Some horrible. Like really bad. Condor is by far, the best one I've been to in North Beach. We were just bumming around, eating cheese steaks, and drinking at Grant & Green, and thought hey, let's go to a strip club. You know how it is. As we were walking by Marc heard our debate on where to go and offered to bring us in as his guest. Very cool, dude. So, here is my actual review. Drinks: A little pricey, but this isn't just a bar. They have chicks dancing, a DJ spinning, UFC fights on flat screens all over the place. Yeah, you pay $3 bucks more for a gin and tonic than up the street, but you aren't staring at an overweight drunk dude in a Warriors shirt at the other end of the bar. You are being entertained. Entertainment: Topless girls, some very talented on the pole. Good music and it's a wide variety. Sports channel on every TV. And there is a TV in view no matter where you are sitting. Girls: We were a group of two chicks and two dudes. The girls were super cool with all of us. They weren't pushy, aside from one, but the others were all fun and nice people. Because these are people not just nameless bodies. Staff: All the dudes that work there were hella cool. Even when my friend try to take a pic of me, security asked nicely to delete the picture. Which we did. They were all really nice, even when they made fun of me for my horrible attempt to make it rain. I'm not Steph Curry, sorry. Overall: Bathrooms were small and hot, but very clean. The "private" area isn't seedy looking at all. It's actually very upscale compared to the "high end" place I saw in Vegas. The main room was super clean, and very elegant. If you want to bring your girl to a strip club, this place is perfect. It's non-confrontational and a really good time. The girls all super respectful. I will definitely stumble into the Condor again. read more

Let me begin by saying that this is the place to go to get an awesome SHOW. I'd also just like to say that Michelle was the most inviting and sexy lady I've ever met (even if I am very partial to died hair). She had an adorably cute giggle, and was just so incredibly talented and agile. In my private dance, she was able to do hand stands using little more than my legs as support, but still be incredibly sexy. Maybe I'm biased because that was my first ever lap dance, but my god she blew me away with her skills and attractiveness. Now, on to the club itself. The stage is large and roomy, and is designed like an actual show stage, not your sleazy neon lit circle, but large and grand like a auditorium stage. (Ive only ever been to the condor, the hustler, and GTA V strip clubs, so my experience is limited) Still, the pole is incredibly high, reaching the ceiling which is almost 3 stories tall. With such a high pole, the girls really do a lot more agile moves and emphasize on the dance, rather than just looking slutty. Very incredible pole work that can be enjoyed from the entire patio, not just at the stage bar. The atmosphere is very classy, and the girls are super friendly. They will come up and say hi and just make fun conversation, but are never pushy if you aren't interested in them in particular. Honestly the girls just smile much more as well. Even if it is just a show, I am naive enough for it too look like to me that they're honestly just trying to have fun themselves. Obviously some are distinctively trying to get your attention and money, but most are just smiling and looking like they're having a great time. Easy to request private dances once u work up the courage, just ask any of the employees or even just wave when they walk by. The private rooms are actually very private. You are led to a room hall, so literally invisible to all except other people in the hall of private seats. The prices were incredibly low as well! Honestly both times I went (one day after the other) they had the price of 60$ for 3 songs in a private vip room, which is seriously so cheap for the intimacy these girls give you. Overall, i seriously just had a great time here. Thank you Michelle for being super kind to a newbie like me, you are super pretty and very incredible for the amount of skill you've achieved with the dance. And yes, I literally made a yelp account because of how good of a time I had here. read more

Wow. The Condor is a classic. Much like Mary's Club in Portland, the walls at Condor are decorated with framed photos of dancers from days gone by, newspaper articles and cartoons from the 1950's- and let's not forget the crazy white piano hanging from the ceiling, the same that allegedly killed a gangster in the 40's or something. You have to go back to the private dance area to see the piano, but they let my friend and I just look around. Maybe that's because we are fine ladies, I don't know. We went on a Monday and it was not crowded, but not totally dead either. I don't care what other yelpers say- when I go to a strip club, I want more than just boobs. I want history, or a sense that something interesting and different is going on. Maybe I'm just jaded because I live in Portland, land of 100 strip clubs, but a bunch of super hot girls in a boring environment is not as fun for me. Dancers here, at least on a Monday night, seem to be a bit older with curvy bods that Tyra Banks would call "fiercely real." There was a range on the night we went: from a black-haired tattooed lady doing impressive pole work to Danzig, to a sexy Ecuadorian MILF with bedroom eyes who just sort of rolled around with a smirk. We liked her a LOT. Otherwise, the dancers did have an unfortunate tendency to look very bored, even unhappy. A little smiling could really lift the energy in the place. I wondered what working there would be like, and asked the Danzig dancer for more info. She said you can make money, but the management charges different house fees for different girls "depending on your standing with management." I wasn't sure what that meant- either you get a deal if you're super pretty, or you blow the boss to pay less. Regardless, these ladies are PAYING TO WORK HERE so make it rain when you sit at the rack! read more

Was here last night and had a blast. Jennifer was a great server and Milana was fun to hang out with and gave a great dance. Then I get home and see a totally unconcerning and incorrect comment to my previous review. I was never kicked out and I politely tipped dancers that were terrible last time. Dear Alicia, Even though you own a strip club, in a perfect location, you still have a lot to learn about cusomter service. Instead of making up a lie to try to "slam" me, you should probably try to address the situation and find out what went wrong with the customer experience. Just sayin'. read more

I sure as shit didn't plan on stumbling into the Condor Club. It just...happened. I was at an another innocent evening at Nick's Crispy Tacos (I explored the $2.00 quesadilla aka fried tortilla sans cheese). I was hanging out with a friend from out of town, when her dad pops up from out of no where and whisks us away on an "Urban Safari". What is an urban safari one would ask? Me, in the back of a zebra print-painted truck wearing a safari hat while being forced to sing "In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight" while my friend's dad cracked jokes about his ex-wife. Personal. Hell. Anyway, after visiting the giant red balls at 101 California (insert cheesy joke about "giant red balls") and walking around Union Square in a pith hat praying to god I didn't see anyone I knew, we ended up at the Condor Club. Strange, yes. Sober, completely. Her dad proceeds to tell us one of the urban legends from the 80s surrounding this place. I like the way the bouncer told it to us, though: "So the manager was fucking one of the dancers on top of the piano. And this piano wasn't any normal piano, it was this super tricked out one that lifted and lowered from the ceiling for special shows and shit. Well he's doin' her right on that thing, and rumor has it that he embezzlled a shit ton of money or something. They think one of the other guys whoops and hits the switch and the piano goes up in the ceiling, crushing him. And he was really fat, so the chick was totally fine. It was murder for sure." After laughing at this wonderful display of storytelling (oral tradition didn't die with the mesopotamians), he lets us all in to actually see the piano. I walk in and see a very flat-chested stripper doing a pole dance on the main stage. I immediately wonder if my less than gratuitous rack could earn a buck or two. Damn those student loans! We go to the main bar and get hollered at and welcomed by the bartenders--which was reassuring! Then we make our way to the piano. Sparkley and white, it still hangs from the ceiling. Who knew such deep history could be found in such a hedonistic place? I gotta say, for this reason, I like the Condor Club. I really do. It's trashy, it's dark, it's got a story. It's not just your run-of-the-mill strip club. Hedonists enjoy! read more

The dancers here are so chill and fun to talk to. Really sweet ladies. The Condor is one of my favorites. Lots of different types of girls (and way cute alt girls too!). Girls of different races and sizes, so there's someone for almost everybody. I get bored at clubs where all the girls look the same, but Condor isn't like that. The only thing I don't dig is the music. I think the DJs have to play stuff that represents the club's "image". Other than that I like the atmosphere. Neat vintage-y decor. Just so you know, strippers don't get paid a wage. They actually have to PAY the club to be allowed to work. So don't be a douchebag- if you're not going to get a dance, at least tip the ladies. And contrary to popular belief, strippers ARE people. It's not necessary to be rude or talk shit if you don't like a particular dancer. And don't waste their time. They're at work. People seem to think it's easy money, but it's not. Even the most gorgeous girls have to WORK for it. So if you go in with a good attitude and are nice to the ladies, they'll show you a good time. :) read more

Always walk by, never been in, finally did, blah, blah, blah. I really dug The Condor. It's the oldest strip club in the city, so it's got a lot of history behind it, and that's pretty cool. It's got that classic old - fashioned strip club vibe, with the red velvet curtains, classic - looking bar, and artwork that you can tell has been there since back in the day, like the girl with the light - up nipples. It's also got a piano hanging from the ceiling by the bar. I'm not sure if it's the same one that crushed a manager and a dancer while there were having sex on it when the hydraulics kicked in and smashed them into the ceiling, but it's pretty cool. But that's not why you go to The Condor! You go to get drunk! Just kidding. The drinks are alright, normal pricing for a strip club, which is not cheap, but they do have a lot of really good drink specials pretty much every day. Well, none of this really matters if the girls aren't hot, right? Well....yeah, they have some pretty hot girls. As with many Broadway clubs, there is a very wide variety of talent. Some more...talented than others, but they've got tattooed girls, thicker girls, skinny girls, strippery - looking stripper girls with their fake tits and whatnot. Only saw a few pole tricks, but the funny thing about strip clubs (and probably the most important to remember) is that they are subject to change every night. The vibe, the energy, the dancers, the probability that the cops will show up.... Fucking Broadway. Gotta love it. read more

Definitely my boyfriends and I go to spot when we wanna chill in SF. This is easy to locate. It's right on the corner on Broadway. Despite the location, the staff here are super cool! The security guards here are friendly and always hook us up and chat it up. The dancers are good looking and sweet. Their are there to work, but they will always have a drink with you and chill. The bartender Natalie always hooks it up. This venue is great because it has two sections. If you're not in the mood to just sit and watch girls dance, you can chill in the back room where the bar is. Always a plus in a strip club, the bathrooms are separate. Some clubs on Broadway have one bathroom for everyone. Never fun. Big shout to the manager here. We lost a few things here on some crazy nights we had, and for some reason the manager takes great care of them. Ain't no greater feeling than losing something and finding it. Thanks Francis and Mike! A def must try. You won't be disappointed. read more

This place is one of the most interesting joints in the city, which says a lot. You really feel its San Francisco-ness. Newcomers, of course, have no idea what that means and when the gentrifiers invade, most always with parties of 7 or more (I think millennials are remarkably insecure, huh), the coziness and warmth deteriorates into loud woo-hoos, just like any other strip club. The staff is outstanding and Rocky the waitress is the hottest woman who has ever strode the earth. Alex the bartender is friendly and lovely but spends 95% of her time texting on her cellphone and even if there are only three people in the bar, you may have to wait a while or yell to get her attention. Pro-tip: If you're a bartender at a bar with not a lot of business, don't make people yell to get your attention. K thx bye. read more

My wife and I tried the Condor Club last weekend. We had tried The Hustler Club several times and were walking North Beach when my wife thought we should try something new. We loved the intimate atmosphere of the Condor. Small area around the main stage with the secondary stage in the bar area. The bar itself is amazing, very beautiful bar. The drinks were reasonably priced and dances ranged in price from $20 - $100. Believe it or not someone bought my wife a lap dance with a dancer named India. She was great! It was a two for one so we got some extra time with her. After that she talked to us for a bit before moving on. India also rocked the pole dance, she was amazing. The other dancers were only ok with the pole dancing, although we still loved to watch them. Later we got a private dance with India and had a blast, highly recommended! All in all we had a blast even before getting the dances. The audience was into the dancers and there was a birthday party for some woman who seemed to be having a great time. read more

Two of my favorite people live in SF, and neither had ever been to a strip club. Both are capable, composed adults with perfectly serviceable social skills. That is until you put them in front of a pole, a girl, and a pair of platform heels. The Condor, with its tops-off-bottoms-on policy, was perfect for my queerly oriented, morally conflicted entourage. I spent the next 2 hours immensely enjoying the almost-naked acrobatics and listening to two of my favorite comedic minds wrestle with the desire to be above objectifying the female figure vs. OMG boobies. Before the end of the night, I had arranged for a joint lap dance for my buddies. When it was over, their favorite girl led them back to their seats, leaned down to me and said, "They weren't awkward at all." Overall, it is a very comfortable bar and stage. The girls are fun, and the House Mom even came over to introduce herself and make sure we were having a good time. Great for the lady lovin ladies, and those who don't care to find out if the carpet matches the drapes. read more

Condor Club, seedy characters welcome. Step foot through an open window and transport yourself into the wild birdhouse. It has a faded Victorian decor, like you wormholed into a saloon from the 1800's. The aging, fraying of upholstery parallels the wear and drudgery on the faces of dancers. Maybe it was because i got the day time crowd, but as terrible as it is to say, the fish, for the most part, was not sushi grade. Regardless it is a fun time. The creepers are too busy distracted by tits so for the lushes, you can easily have a free for all with the reasonable alcohol. They do their $5 5-7pm jagerbomb specials so if you dig redbull and jager, go nuts. One of the bartenders, Rick, is quite the merry fellow but has a silvery tongue capable of jedi mind tricking you into going several rounds deep. Bottom line, Condor is an excellent choice for occasions that demand social gatherings at adult venues. As we all know many gatherings require such places right? read more

Wooo Bachelor Party Stop Number One! What idiot suggested we go here? This club is old and dirrrrttttyyyyy (not in the good way). Free to get in because we had a big group of guys! Then it was downhill from there. We were all pretty apprehensive looking around. This was supposed to be a fun night and this place just has that cheap vibe. The first girl we saw hitting the stage was okay. No offense to Jason B but I like when the girls strip to Motley Crew and Van Halen. But aside from her decent looks she could not dance worth a $h**. A quick glance around and we were all in agreement - it was time to bail. No thumbs, no snaps, no coming back. read more

Like other reviewers, I too stumbled into this place not knowing it was a strip club. My friend and I were drinking in Chinatown, decided to wander over to North Beach for some food and this place looked really cute inside. The manager was super friendly, sat us in the bar area and even bought us drinks. We had nachos, which were exactly what you'd expect at a strip club. Delicious nasty cheese sauce. The food did take a bit longer than usual but it's all good, we were enjoying the view anyhow. The girls are really cute, and really sweet. Not your usual tore up looking strippers, these girls are young and attractive. The decor is really nice, clean bathrooms, and I love love love the main stage area. It's very old school and classy, more like a burlesque old fashioned type of stage. My friend ended up losing her keys that night and went back to the Condor the next day to see if she left them there, negative, but she said they had a live band playing that night. Sweet! read more

Bachelor party...2nd stop. Better than "Hungry I" around the corner. Stripper said 20 girls were working that night. Well only 3 of them had cute faces and nice bodies...the rest were not cute. All of the strippers were pretty laid back. A couple cute ones even came and sat with us for a while. Plenty of space to sit. French fries were good. Dancing wasn't great, so I didn't seperate from one of my 20 dollar bills for a dance. Although one girl inspired me to give up a dollar...cuz she worked that pole like seasoned pro. Atlanta strip clubs are 10 times better than out here...so my standards may be a little to high. Security was pretty chill too. They let us in for free and didn't even make a big deal at the end of the night when the sh*t-faced bachelor climbed on stage and started dancing on the pole. read more

My roommate and I were walking around when the bouncer or whoever told us we could get in without a cover fee. So we did. We didn't really take a look at what we were walking into but I figured it was a strip club. My roommate didn't. Her reaction was the best. The place is really big and has an old classic look to it. We weren't particularly interested in the strippers so we walked straight to the bar. Check in and you'll get a free drink (but it's limited to beer, wine, non-alcoholic). I got a glass of their house chardonnay and my roommate got a White Russian ($8...meh). Bartenders are pretty chill. Drinks were whatever. Strippers are everywhere (obviously). They're pretty cool. They're not aggressive unless you want them to be. We were just watching them. Anyway, we were just there to kill time but the place wasn't bad. An experience! read more

I went here on the Saturday of Fleet Week this year. Two of my friends and I went for a run along the Embarcadero and back and ended up running around and drinking heavily. We drunkenly ended up here -- interestingly enough we had no idea where we were until a week or two after when we were back in North Beach and decided to try and retrace our steps. Anyways, the 3 of went to the club -- and considering we were all in our running clothing they surprisingly polite. We went in through the side entrance -- a little flirting goes a long way (ok, at least it gets you in with no cover). We sat down, ordered our drinks and enjoyed some boobies. I should mention that we were all pretty drunk at this point -- we met another group of people enjoying themselves and became friends with them quickly. One of them was a Librarian -- a sexy librarian. No, she wasn't a stripper. She decided that she wanted to treat us to a private dance. Hells yea! The 4 of us crammed into one of the booths and we were introduced to the stunningly graceful and gorgeous Serenity. She was really sweet and talked to us -- we had a round of shots and she um, entertained us. At some point someone decided that it was my friend's birthday -- so, let's just say she got a little more attention... I think one of the best ways to judge a (female) strip club as a female is in the bathrooms. Snobby places the girls tend to ignore you or even make you feel uncomfortable or intimidate you. This is certainly not one of those places. You can have a fun conversation in the bathroom with friendly strippers. Anyways -- the patrons were also really nice. We got several free drinks/shots -- and we weren't there to pick up men or take advantage. People just seemed super chill. Had some nice conversations with some of the other patrons and the bartenders were all really nice. One of my friends ended up getting really trashed. The guys were mostly nice when I asked them to leave her alone -- they actually just seemed concerned. They helped me get her water -- which she mostly spat back on the ground (Sorry Condor club). Anyways, our second visit there we were a lot more sober, but the bouncers recognized us and got us and 3 other guys in for free. Serenity was there being her awesome self and took the time to chat with us. In general the girls there don't seem to pressure people for dances -- that's how I think strip clubs should be, you should want to give them money and not feel pressured or obligated. This place is awesome as far as I'm concerned! read more

This place sucks. We ended up here after drinking. We were starving and stoped by. What a mistake. We ordered food thinking that we would get it in time so we could catch the last train going to the east bay. BIG FAT NEGITIVE. 45 min. past and still no food. When we asked for our money back they stalled twic hoping the food would get here in time. Nope. We went back for a third time preshering the manager for our money. The girls were halfway decent looking. I have seen better and been with better. read more

Eh... Personally I wouldn't come back. The dancers were sub par and the venue started to feel very grungy and dirty as the night went on. And not to mention the drink prices were outrageous. The bar on the other half of the club was okay. They live band they had playing was horrible but that's not their fault. read more

The right mix of laid back but not scuzzy. Wide variety of girls. Lots of tattooed/punk/goth looking girls too, if you're into that. Champagne rooms are the same amount of experience you'll get in other topless clubs, but way cheaper. Club has a sort of old (but not gross) look to it. Very vintage. read more

I was with a few of my buddy who had scored Free passes so we went in and from the first min. we step in the club it was horrible. All the girls were ugly! They All were money hungry, they are strippers, lol But I couldn't enjoy my beer with my friends at all.The music was the worst!! Some old white guy with glasses who likes old rock. He never played a current song. I asked him if he had any current radio music and he reply "we dont play that type of music" WTF... I decide to get a lap dance from a not so cute girl but she kept saying she wanted to "party"! So we partied,worst dance ever...But I was over charged on my credit card. The manager did nothing to fix the problem he was an ass hole about it. And I would never come back to this club! C O N D O R SUCKS! read more

Cory the front door man was so nice and welcoming. All of the girls were amazing. 10/10. I loved everything about it. The bartender girls were so helpful. I would recommend. read more

Very friendly servers. I'd have to say this my be my new favorite strip club. girls were very cute and quick to laugh and awesome dancers read more